In which Theo climbs a mountain

<yzabtech> ==START==
<yzabtech> You go not across the waterfall, but through the waterfall.
<yzabtech> There's a pathway you can narrowly fit through.
<yzabtech> Roll Acrobatics.
<Theodore> 8
<Theodore> :o
<yzabtech> You barely fit through, but you fall on your way in.
<yzabtech> It's a small cave. Dark, with a beam of light shining in through the waterfall. The beam of light lands on a black snake-like creature in the far corner.
<yzabtech> It looks quite angry that you stepped into its abode.
<yzabtech> Gain a full heal since I have no idea where that lost HP came from.
<yzabtech> Then roll initiative.
<Theodore> ages ago dude
<Theodore> 1
<Theodore> :|
* Jaczac ([email protected]) has joined
<yzabtech> ((hold on just gonna do some other stuff for like 3 minutes))
<Jaczac> kk
<yzabtech> ((mostly back))
<yzabtech> Basilisk goes first.
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<yzabtech> The basilisk lunges in to try to bite you.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+2
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {7}
<yzabtech> Nope.
<yzabtech> Jaczac
<Jaczac> I swipe at it
<Jaczac> ((my bad))
<yzabtech> Cool, roll for it
<Jaczac> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {23}
<Jaczac> !roll 1d8+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d8+4 --> [ 1d8=7 ] | {11}
<Jaczac> dang nice
<Jaczac> oh plus 2 from heavy weapon
<yzabtech> ((so 13 damage?))
<Jaczac> yeah
<Jaczac> ((sorry i just levelled him))
<yzabtech> ((nice))
<yzabtech> The basilisk is pissed. It tries to grapple you.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+7
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {10}
<yzabtech> Roll higher than that with Athletics or Acrobatics to escape./
<Jaczac> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {13}
<Jaczac> yeet
<yzabtech> Nice.
<yzabtech> Your turn.
<Jaczac> ill just smack a bitch again
<Jaczac> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {12}
<yzabtech> Not hard enough.
<Jaczac> fair
<Jaczac> end turn i guess
* Theodore ([email protected]) has joined
<yzabtech> The basilisk goes for another bite.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+2
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {19}
<yzabtech> !roll 2d4+2
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d4+2 --> [ 2d4=5 ] | {7}
<yzabtech> 7 damage.
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<Jaczac> I dont have anything interesting to do so i swipee
<Jaczac> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {21}
<yzabtech> that hits
<Jaczac> !roll 1d8+6
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d8+6 --> [ 1d8=6 ] | {12}
<yzabtech> You're really good at this.
<yzabtech> The basilisk tries another grapple.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+7
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {12}
<Jaczac> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {21}
<Jaczac> hah
<Jaczac> another swipe
<Jaczac> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {10}
<Jaczac> that misses i assume
<yzabtech> yeah that misses.
<yzabtech> The basilisk tries another grapple.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+7
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {20}
<Jaczac> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {24}
<Jaczac> BOOM
<Jaczac> do i get anything for that?
<yzabtech> no
<yzabtech> sorry
<Jaczac> dang
<Jaczac> i guess i attack again
<yzabtech> hell, y'know what
<yzabtech> i'll let you attack with that
<Jaczac> nice
<yzabtech> the basilisk has like 5 hp left anyway
<Jaczac> !roll 1d20+R
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> Error: Invalid Expression
<yzabtech> so instakill
<Jaczac> shoot
<Jaczac> !roll 1d20+6
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {7}
<Jaczac> :E
<yzabtech> alright nevermind
<Jaczac> eugh
<yzabtech> The basilisk goes in for yet another grapple.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+7
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {18}
<Jaczac> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {8}
<Jaczac> okay
<yzabtech> Well, you're grappled.
<yzabtech> Do you attempt to slay the basilisk, or escape first.
<yzabtech> ?*
<Jaczac> slay
<Jaczac> attack w disadvantage right?
<yzabtech> nah i think it's just attack
<Jaczac> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {6}
<Jaczac> ffs
<yzabtech> The basilisk attac.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+6
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {11}
<yzabtech> nope
<yzabtech> alright your turn
<Jaczac> doesnt it get advantage
<yzabtech> don't think so
<Jaczac> kk
<Jaczac> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {9}
<yzabtech> also nope
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+6 to attack
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {13}
<yzabtech> nope
<yzabtech> your turn
<Jaczac> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {15}
<yzabtech> Nice.
<Jaczac> okay so even 1+6 it dies
<yzabtech> Correct.
<Jaczac> lit
<yzabtech> The basilisk falls, the knight having slain the dragon.
<yzabtech> Build Grist: 156
<yzabtech> T1 Grist: 52
<yzabtech> T2 Grist: 20
<yzabtech> T3 Grist: 11
<yzabtech> and 75 XP
<Jaczac> niice
<Jaczac> can you write that down im on mobiel
<Jaczac> like sen dit to sc
<yzabtech> sent it to skype
<yzabtech> sorry this has been so slow
<yzabtech> i'm gonna try ot do it through speeddooting starting tomorrow

==HERE'S WHERE WE GO TO REDDIT FOR A BIT==

<yzabtech> The water shimmers blue in the lake that lies in front of you.
<yzabtech> Rhyme unintentional.
<Theodore> Is there anything in the water?
<yzabtech> Go peek for yourself.
<Theodore> I do
<Theodore> perception?
<yzabtech> No perception needed.
<yzabtech> You look into the lake.
<yzabtech> Past your own reflection, you see a pile of bones. Through the ripples in the water, they appear to shake.
<Theodore> Undead? Hell ya.
<Theodore> I draw my sword
<yzabtech> They slowly rise to the top, and reform into... something.
<yzabtech> It looks like a dragon.
<yzabtech> A gray aura surrounds the reformed skeleton, holding it together.
<yzabtech> Roll initiative.
<Theodore> 14+1=15
<yzabtech> Go first.
<Theodore> ok ill swing my sword, 9 to hit
<yzabtech> Your sword passes right through it, dealing no damage.
<Theodore> Huh.
<yzabtech> The lich strikes back with a claw.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+3
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {8}
<yzabtech> 'Tis but a scratch.
<yzabtech> ((note: you can add a path feature in))
<Theodore> Easy
<Theodore> ((oh true))
<Theodore> My turn?
<yzabtech> Yes
<Theodore> ill attack again
<Theodore> 12 to hit
<yzabtech> Your sword passes through again.
<yzabtech> ((you can roll here))
<Theodore> (9)
<Theodore> oh ok
<yzabtech> No damage dealt.
<yzabtech> You're gonna need to swing better.
<yzabtech> The lich tries to claw at you again.
<Theodore> too true
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+3
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {9}
<yzabtech> Again, 'tis but a scratch.
<Theodore> Im gonna enter reckless stance
<Theodore> so everything has advantage to hit
<Theodore> both by me and against me
<Theodore> !roll 2#1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20+4 -->  | [ 1d20=6 ]{10}, [ 1d20=5 ]{9}
<Theodore> goddamn these are not my roll
<Theodore> s
<yzabtech> I'm so sorry.
<yzabtech> !roll 2#1d20+3
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20+3 -->  | [ 1d20=20 ]{23}, [ 1d20=7 ]{10}
<Theodore> oh dear
<yzabtech> The dragon finally manages to pierce your armor.
<yzabtech> !roll 2d4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d4 --> [ 2d4=6 ] | {6}
<Theodore> ((dragon?))
<Theodore> ((heh))
<yzabtech> ((it's a dragon-lich))
<Theodore> oh lit
<Theodore> Damn. Once more.
<Theodore> !roll 2#1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20+4 -->  | [ 1d20=14 ]{18}, [ 1d20=4 ]{8}
<Theodore> There we go
<Theodore> !roll 1d8+4+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d8+4+4 --> [ 1d8=2 ] | {10}
<yzabtech> You manage to hit a bone out of the dragon-lich.
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<yzabtech> It roars in pain.
<yzabtech> Undead pain.
<Theodore_> Fucking glorious.
<yzabtech> It breathes green fire in response.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+3 vs your reflex score
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {18}
<yzabtech> !roll 2d6+3 damage
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d6+3 --> [ 2d6=7 ] | {10}
<Theodore_> ((im so close to half damage lmao))
<Theodore_> ((oh shit i forgot to add performance to damage
<Theodore_> I'll attack again.
<Theodore_> !roll 2#1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20+4 -->  | [ 1d20=16 ]{20}, [ 1d20=9 ]{13}
<Theodore_> !roll 1d8+4+4+6
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d8+4+4+6 --> [ 1d8=2 ] | {16}
<yzabtech> where's the extra +4 coming from
<Theodore_> heavy weapon
<Theodore_> adds 2P to damage
<yzabtech> makes sense
<yzabtech> also if you didn't do it the first time i'll add an extra +6 to that attack
<Theodore_> sweet ty
<yzabtech> The dragon is on its last legs.
<yzabtech> ((literally 1 hp))
<yzabtech> The dragon breathes more undead fire at you.
<yzabtech> !roll 2#1d20+3 vs reflex
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20+3 -->  | [ 1d20=1 ]{4}, [ 1d20=7 ]{10}
<Theodore_> either way it fails
<yzabtech> It can't manage to breathe powerful enough.
<Theodore_> Time for a fucking glory punch
<Theodore_> I jump and punch him straight in the fucking dragon face
<Theodore_> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {7}
<Theodore_> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {9}
<Theodore_> darn
<yzabtech> Nice.
<yzabtech> The dragon breathes again, harder this time.
<yzabtech> !roll 2#1d20+3
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20+3 -->  | [ 1d20=5 ]{8}, [ 1d20=9 ]{12}
<yzabtech> Nope.
<Theodore_> Again, glory punch.
<Theodore_> !roll 2#1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20+4 -->  | [ 1d20=2 ]{6}, [ 1d20=13 ]{17}
<Theodore_> Wham bam bitch.
<yzabtech> Do it.
<Theodore_> I punch it in the fucking face.
<Theodore_> 5 damage
<yzabtech> The dragon falls. The bones disintegrate, and the gray aura dissipates.
<Theodore_> Fuck yeaaah!
<yzabtech> A pile of grist appears in front of you.
<yzabtech> 250 XP.
<yzabtech> Build Grist: 514
<yzabtech> T1 Grist: 160
<yzabtech> T2 Grist: 51
<yzabtech> T3 Grist: 18
<yzabtech> T4 Grist: 5
<Theodore_> lit
<Theodore_> I plop on the ground and whittle, taking a short rest.
<yzabtech> The path up the rest of the mountain lies in front of you.
<yzabtech> Across the lake.
<Theodore_> I also compose a poem while I rest about my combat.
<Theodore_> !roll 1d6+2
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d6+2 --> [ 1d6=3 ] | {5}
<Theodore_> !roll 1d6+2
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d6+2 --> [ 1d6=6 ] | {8}
<Theodore_> !roll 1d6+2
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d6+2 --> [ 1d6=2 ] | {4}
<Theodore_> And I use 3 hit dice
<yzabtech> You can choose a specialization.
<Theodore_> true
<Theodore_> If i chose performance, would that get added to damage?
<yzabtech> i'm gonna have to say no to doing that
<Theodore_> kk
<Theodore_> i think i'll still probably get peformance
<Theodore_> would poetry go under performance?
<Theodore_> id assume so
<yzabtech> yeah
<Theodore_> lit
<Theodore_> can i roll for my poem
<yzabtech> sure
<Theodore_> !roll 1d20+8
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {19}
<Theodore_> nice
<yzabtech> i'm not gonna write it for you
<Theodore_> ik
<yzabtech> You're pretty proud of it.
<Theodore_> im writing it down
<Theodore_> Alright, is there a path around hte lake?
<yzabtech> No.
<Theodore_> Okay, I see how well I can swim in the shallow end
<yzabtech> Terribly. Your heavy armor makes you sink.
<Theodore_> Damn. I captchalogue it and try again.
<yzabtech> You still can't manage to swim in it.
<Theodore_> Shite.
<yzabtech> You'll still have to get across.
<Theodore_> Do I have rope/
<yzabtech> Maybe through means that aren't normally possible.
<Theodore_> Okay fair.
<Theodore_> I center myself and take a step onto the water.
<yzabtech> I'm going to ask you a question.
<yzabtech> Do you believe this will work, Theodore?
<yzabtech> Deep down, do you truly believe that you may walk across the lake to the other side?
<Theodore_> Theodore believes in one thing above all else.
<Theodore_> Himself
<Theodore_> He takes a step
<yzabtech> You take a step onto the water. Your foot floats, and balances.
<Theodore_> Another.
<yzabtech> Your other foot floats, and balances.
<Theodore_> I march across the lake.
<yzabtech> You arrive at the other side without any issue.
<Theodore_> Goddamn I am awesome.
<Theodore_> I look up hte path.
<yzabtech> Just a bit more to the peak.
<Theodore_> I walk to the peak!
<yzabtech> You keep walking. Before you know it, you're floating.
<Theodore_> Huh. Well, walking hasnt been a problem thus far, so I keep going.
<yzabtech> You rise above the dark clouds, to a clearer sky.
<yzabtech> You see more of the angels you saw before, the glowing white beings that streak through the sky.
<Theodore_> "ANGELS"
<Theodore_> "I AM THEODORE."
<Theodore_> "I HAVE A REQUEST"
<yzabtech> The angels whisper amongst themselves in echoing voices.
<yzabtech> They appear to be listening.
<Theodore_> "I must speak with Abraxas."
<Theodore_> "The consorts below are suffering. As a knight, I must assist them."
<Theodore_> "Help me find and defeat Abraxas, and you can return to the earth."
<yzabtech> "Knight of Hope, who crossed the pond, Seventh Gate he lies beyond."
<yzabtech> "Abraxas rests in peaceful slumber, done with land he's torn asunder."
<Theodore_> "Thank you angels."
<Theodore_> "Is there any further assistance you can grant me?"
<yzabtech> "Above your dwelling, gates sevenfold, journey through for the secrets they hold."
<Theodore_> "I see. Thank you angels. I have one final request."
<Theodore_> "A single feather, to assist me in my quest."
<yzabtech> "Why a feather, do you seek, upon this yonder mountain peek?"
<yzabtech> peak*
<Theodore_> "This land allows me to enhance my arms. Your feather shall allow me to bring them to greater forms."
<Theodore_> "In truth, angels, I am not much of a rhymer."
<yzabtech> A single feather falls from the sky.
<Theodore_> "Thank you."
<Theodore_> I take the feather and kneel, displaying my sword.
<Theodore_> "I will defeat Abraxas and bbring justice to this land."
<yzabtech> "We thank you, Knight of Hope."
<yzabtech> A gate appears in front of you, much like the one you saw above your house.
<Theodore_> I walk through it.
<yzabtech> You're back at your house.
<yzabtech> Also a girl's there.
<yzabtech> ==END==