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- >it's just a day in the life of John Cena
- >he's visiting "mentally disadvantaged" teenagers at a specialty high school in Royal Woods
- >that bitch Nikki broke up with him recently, but he can't let it show on his face. He loves those kids, he's got to put on a smile for them.
- >he is introduced at an assembly
- >principal asks the audience if anyone knows who he is
- >all the retards are quiet
- >but one retard puts her hand up
- >yes, you guessed who it is
- >Cena notices immediately that this is not your average spazzo
- >gorgeous, 10/10 blonde, little earrings, cute little seafoam dress, dopey smile
- >she's blushing hard
- >Now, John Cena is a celebrity. He's had more women than he can count. Real babes. Supermodels.
- >This girl was one of the most beautiful women he'd ever seen in his life.
- >"Uh..." she stammers. "You're John Cena, right? You're like, the greatest w-wrestler of all time!"
- >Cena is smiling to himself. He doesn't think he's THAT great, but he appreciates the compliment.
- >she's not finished.
- >"And, uh..."
- >her face is redder than the Rock's ass after Cena beat it in WrestleMania 29
- >"I always thought you were totes the cutest guy in the ring!"
- >Leni's handler calmly pushes her into her chair
- >Cena is a bit flustered
- >he's had admirers before, of course, but something about this is different
- >he delivers the rest of his encouraging speech, but he still catches Leni out of the corner of his eye
- >watching him intently
- >he feels like this isn't going to be the last time he sees her.
- >he finishes the speech
- >basic stuff about how you all have to follow your dreams and shit
- >kids barely understood a word he said
- >blondie was the only one who looked interested and clapped when it was over
- >he needs some space
- >he ditches his security detail, heads out behind the school, finds a water fountain and splashes some water on his face
- >he realizes that someone's behind him
- >paparazzi?
- >nope
- >girl from before
- >hands are clasped behind her back
- >she looks so sweet and demure here
- >"I'm Leni," she says.
- >nice name
- >this girl is jelly right now. she is totally starstruck.
- >spaghetti falls out of her dress
- >"I just wanted to s-say..."
- >he is prepared to gracefully accept her compliments and get the hell out of there
- >being around her is starting to make him uncomfortable, in a good way-
- >that is, in a bad way-
- >you know what I mean.
- >"-that I, like, l-love you."
- >Cena should have expected this, but he didn't
- >also unexpected: a kiss
- >his back is to the water fountain while Leni plants a wet one on his lips
- >right now a few thoughts are going through his mind. they include:
- >"holy shit, this girl is still in high school"
- >"if someone takes a picture of this my career is fucking toast"
- >"forget my career, I could get ten to twenty-five for this girl."
- >"wow, she's good at this"
- >"where's her hand going?"
- >whoops, it slipped into his shorts all of a sudden
- >now Leni has five fingers wrapped around john cena's sledgehammer
- >yep
- >it's in her hand
- >and her hand is weirdly moist
- >dick instantly hard as diamonds
- >he's really doing this, isn't he?
- >in public?
- >degenerate
- >he's got his eyes closed
- >and when he feels that tongue he realizes it's not her hand that's weirdly moist
- >she's got the whole Decimator in her mouth
- >Nikki could never take the whole thing and here is Leni going at it like a pro
- >he opens his own mouth, at last, and is finally able to impart some advice unto Leni:
- >"No teeth."
- >she makes a muffled noise (which may or may not have been "okay!") and gets back into it
- >easing Cena's dick into her throat
- >pushing forward, until her nose is nuzzled right into his belly
- >then back until she's only kissing the tip
- >Cena can't take this brutal assault and taps out
- >as God is my witness, his dick is broken in half
- >she damn near chokes on his come as he pulls his dick out of her, spluttering and coughing
- >some is coming out of her nose
- >Cena is stunned
- >she smiles
- >"Call me," she says, and leaves him there, with his dick hanging out of his pants
- >She doesn't remember to give him her number.
- >Cena has a feeling he'll see this girl again
- >but not until tonight
- >on PAY-PER-VIEW
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