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  1. >it's just a day in the life of John Cena
  2. >he's visiting "mentally disadvantaged" teenagers at a specialty high school in Royal Woods
  3. >that bitch Nikki broke up with him recently, but he can't let it show on his face. He loves those kids, he's got to put on a smile for them.
  4. >he is introduced at an assembly
  5. >principal asks the audience if anyone knows who he is
  6. >all the retards are quiet
  7. >but one retard puts her hand up
  8. >yes, you guessed who it is
  9. >Cena notices immediately that this is not your average spazzo
  10. >gorgeous, 10/10 blonde, little earrings, cute little seafoam dress, dopey smile
  11. >she's blushing hard
  12. >Now, John Cena is a celebrity. He's had more women than he can count. Real babes. Supermodels.
  13. >This girl was one of the most beautiful women he'd ever seen in his life.
  14. >"Uh..." she stammers. "You're John Cena, right? You're like, the greatest w-wrestler of all time!"
  15. >Cena is smiling to himself. He doesn't think he's THAT great, but he appreciates the compliment.
  16. >she's not finished.
  17. >"And, uh..."
  18. >her face is redder than the Rock's ass after Cena beat it in WrestleMania 29
  19. >"I always thought you were totes the cutest guy in the ring!"
  20. >Leni's handler calmly pushes her into her chair
  21. >Cena is a bit flustered
  22. >he's had admirers before, of course, but something about this is different
  23. >he delivers the rest of his encouraging speech, but he still catches Leni out of the corner of his eye
  24. >watching him intently
  25. >he feels like this isn't going to be the last time he sees her.
  26.  
  27. >he finishes the speech
  28. >basic stuff about how you all have to follow your dreams and shit
  29. >kids barely understood a word he said
  30. >blondie was the only one who looked interested and clapped when it was over
  31. >he needs some space
  32. >he ditches his security detail, heads out behind the school, finds a water fountain and splashes some water on his face
  33. >he realizes that someone's behind him
  34. >paparazzi?
  35. >nope
  36. >girl from before
  37. >hands are clasped behind her back
  38. >she looks so sweet and demure here
  39. >"I'm Leni," she says.
  40. >nice name
  41. >this girl is jelly right now. she is totally starstruck.
  42. >spaghetti falls out of her dress
  43. >"I just wanted to s-say..."
  44. >he is prepared to gracefully accept her compliments and get the hell out of there
  45. >being around her is starting to make him uncomfortable, in a good way-
  46. >that is, in a bad way-
  47. >you know what I mean.
  48. >"-that I, like, l-love you."
  49. >Cena should have expected this, but he didn't
  50. >also unexpected: a kiss
  51. >his back is to the water fountain while Leni plants a wet one on his lips
  52. >right now a few thoughts are going through his mind. they include:
  53. >"holy shit, this girl is still in high school"
  54. >"if someone takes a picture of this my career is fucking toast"
  55. >"forget my career, I could get ten to twenty-five for this girl."
  56. >"wow, she's good at this"
  57. >"where's her hand going?"
  58. >whoops, it slipped into his shorts all of a sudden
  59. >now Leni has five fingers wrapped around john cena's sledgehammer
  60.  
  61. >yep
  62. >it's in her hand
  63. >and her hand is weirdly moist
  64. >dick instantly hard as diamonds
  65. >he's really doing this, isn't he?
  66. >in public?
  67. >degenerate
  68. >he's got his eyes closed
  69. >and when he feels that tongue he realizes it's not her hand that's weirdly moist
  70. >she's got the whole Decimator in her mouth
  71. >Nikki could never take the whole thing and here is Leni going at it like a pro
  72. >he opens his own mouth, at last, and is finally able to impart some advice unto Leni:
  73. >"No teeth."
  74. >she makes a muffled noise (which may or may not have been "okay!") and gets back into it
  75. >easing Cena's dick into her throat
  76. >pushing forward, until her nose is nuzzled right into his belly
  77. >then back until she's only kissing the tip
  78. >Cena can't take this brutal assault and taps out
  79. >as God is my witness, his dick is broken in half
  80. >she damn near chokes on his come as he pulls his dick out of her, spluttering and coughing
  81. >some is coming out of her nose
  82. >Cena is stunned
  83. >she smiles
  84. >"Call me," she says, and leaves him there, with his dick hanging out of his pants
  85. >She doesn't remember to give him her number.
  86. >Cena has a feeling he'll see this girl again
  87. >but not until tonight
  88. >on PAY-PER-VIEW
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