Team Leeroy Jenkins discovers time travel

[21:47] <UM> should we...
[21:47] <UM> like
[21:47] <UM> talk,
[21:47] <UM> or something?
[21:47] <SM> Yeah, okay
[21:47] <SM> About what?
[21:48] <UM> i dont know
[21:48] <UM> ive never done this before
[21:48] <UM> well, at least
[21:48] <SM> Done... what, exactly?
[21:48] <UM> talked
[21:48] <UM> to a...
[21:48] <UM> girl?
[21:48] <UM> i gues
[21:49] <SM> Seriously?  This whole group of people you apparently know
[21:49] <SM> and they're all dudes?
[21:50] <UM> its..
[21:50] <UM> different one on one
[21:51] <SM> Sure, alright
[21:51] <UM> plus i dont talk alot
[21:51] <SM> You sure?  You were screaming an awful lot when I first connected to you
[21:52] <UM> because i was fuckin scared
[21:52] <UM> freackin*
[21:52] <UM> everything i knew, which wasnt a lot, is bing torn apart
[21:52] <SM> So you decided to start babbling?
[21:52] <UM> yep
[21:52] <UM> coping mechanism i guess
[21:53] <SM> Wow, you must be REALLY fun at campfires
[21:53] <UM> yeah
[21:53] <UM> plus, i guess this is pretty awkward, but i talk to myself
[21:53] <UM> a lot
[21:53] <SM> Apparently
[21:54] <UM> luckily i dont live around a lot of people.
[21:54] <UM> see: forest
[21:54] <SM> Yeah, what's with that?  You just up and moved into the forest?
[21:55] <UM> yep
[21:56] <SM> Why?
[21:56] <UM> i was more physically fit than average, adn people wanted me to do stuff i wasnt ok with
[21:56] <UM> no more from me
[21:56] <UM> tell me about you

[21:56]  * UM is thinking: hell yeah nice trasition

[21:56] <SM> Uh...
[21:56] <SM> That'd normally be pretty creepy, coming from some dude off the internet
[21:56] <SM> But considering we're probably both dead
[21:57] <UM> :C
[21:57] <SM> and I can hit you with a stick whenever I want
[21:57] <UM> :C
[21:57] <SM> OK
[21:57] <SM> My name's Lyra
[21:57] <SM> I live with my Dad
[21:58] <SM> We kinda go all over the place, cuz he keeps on needing to move for his job
[21:58] <SM> We were actually halfway through one trip when I got involved in this whole mess
[21:59] <SM> And that's pretty much it
[21:59] <UM> right, you mentioned a gas station
[21:59] <UM> thats interesting i guess
[22:00] <SM> Yeah, I'm playing this from outside a gas station
[22:00] <SM> Whoever my master was sucks like that
[22:01] <UM> heh
[22:01] <UM> i got lucky i guess
[22:01] <UM> holy shit that sounded flirty
[22:01] <SM> Just a bit
[22:02] <SM> Hey, at least you've got someone who knows her way around the loading puzzle
[22:02] <UM> yeah id have been fucked
[22:02] <UM> screwed
[22:02] <SM> I dunno if there's a penalty for not getting to the last thing in time
[22:02] <UM> sorry still workin on that
[22:02] <SM> It's fine
[22:03] <SM> But it can't have hurt
[22:04] <SM> So wait a minute
[22:04] <UM> ?
[22:05] <SM> If my master positioned my machines
[22:05] <SM> And I positioned your machines
[22:05] <SM> Then did you ever position any machines for someone?
[22:06] <UM> i was actually going to
[22:06] <UM> but robots turned off my power and i had to find my generator
[22:06] <UM> she was a troll
[22:07] <SM> ??
[22:08] <UM> about th troll, or the robots
[22:08] <SM> Troll
[22:09] <SM> and I guess also robots
[22:09] <UM> the person i was viewing was a troll
[22:09] <UM> i didnt think that needed clarification
[22:10] <SM> An internet troll?
[22:10] <UM> and i have robot security cameras that thought i was looking at troll porn so they cut off my power
[22:10] <SM> What?
[22:10] <SM> WHAT?
[22:10] <UM> no
[22:10] <UM> a troll
[22:10] <UM> the race?
[22:10] <UM> grey skin?
[22:10] <UM> horns?
[22:10] <UM> symbol on their shirts?
[22:10] <UM> societal outcasts?
[22:11] <SM> Is this another reference to something?
[22:11] <UM> no
[22:11] <SM> Like you pretending not to know what countries there are?
[22:11] <UM> how do you not know what trolls are?
[22:11] <UM> this is so weird
[22:12] <SM> How do you not know what Canada is?
[22:12] <UM> no i do
[22:13] <UM> its ust fictional
[22:13] <UM> right?
[22:13] <UM> what the fuck is going on?
[22:13] <SM> Okay
[22:13] <SM> This is pretty clearly my dying dream
[22:14] <SM> or afterlife or whatever
[22:14] <SM> And The Powers That Be have saddled me to some, I dunno, character from a book or something
[22:14] <SM> that's you
[22:15] <UM> i aint from a book
[22:15] <UM> im from sex
[22:15] <UM> and real life
[22:15] <SM> Because there is NO WAY that Canada' fictional, and no way that trolls or fairies or whatever exist
[22:15] <SM> How the heck would someone even make up a country anyway?
[22:15] <UM> ok ya know what?
[22:15] <UM> lets start from the beginning
[22:16] <SM> Yeah, I think that'd be good
[22:16] <UM> tell me the full biography, the one on your birth note
[22:16] <SM> I got born, kept on moving around IN CANADA with Dad.  Ended up playing this stupid Sabbath game
[22:17] <UM> thats shitty
[22:17] <UM> legal name, DOB, parents, city
[22:17] <UM> everything
[22:20] <SM> Lyra Vega Bel.  February 8, 2000.  Lysander Bel and Caroline Zariel.  Vancouver.
[22:20] <SM> Now who the HECK are you?
[22:20] <UM> wait
[22:20] <UM> what was that
[22:20] <UM> 2000?
[22:21] <SM> I repeat
[22:21] <SM> Who the heck are you?
[22:21] <UM> according to that
[22:22] <UM> 100 years and 10 days older than you
[22:22] <UM> you arent joking or anything
[22:22] <SM> What're you talking about?
[22:22] <UM> i was born
[22:22] <UM> february 18th
[22:23] <UM> 2100
[22:23] <UM> actually thats 100 years -10 days
[22:23] <SM> Twenty one hundred
[22:24] <SM> Two One Zero Zero.
[22:24] <UM> yeah
[22:24] <UM> 2
[22:24] <UM> 1
[22:24] <UM> 0
[22:24] <UM> 0
[22:24] <SM> It's official
[22:24] <UM> wait
[22:24] <UM> did this game
[22:24] <UM> death dream
[22:24] <UM> think
[22:24] <SM> I'm dead, you're dead
[22:24] <UM> rip me
[22:24] <UM> i must have been killed by a potato plant
[22:24] <UM> how lame is that
[22:25] <UM> thats the last enemy i fought before this shit began
[22:25] <SM> And the two and a half minutes it took me to get through my meteor were a hundred years in the real world
[22:25] <UM> or i went BACK in time
[22:25] <UM> :o
[22:25] <UM> fuck my brain hurts
[22:26] <SM> I think the key thing to remember
[22:26] <SM> Is that none of this really matters
[22:26] <SM> Does it?
[22:26] <UM> i guess not
[22:26] <UM> so
[22:26] <UM> what does that mean?
[22:27] <UM> for...
[22:27] <UM> us?
[22:27] <SM> I dunno
[22:27] <SM> Probably means if I jump off the bridge I'll either wake up before I land, or I'll start flying
[22:27] <UM> lets not try that
[22:27] <UM> i mean i almost bled out
[22:27] <SM> True
[22:27] <UM> what happens if we die inside death?
[22:28] <UM> double death?
[22:28] <SM> But you didn't die
[22:28] <UM> i dont want to find out
[22:28] <SM> Because there just happened to be a random couch
[22:28] <UM> i didnt , but like i said, im physically fir ans extremely scared of dying
[22:28] <SM> Wanna bet that if I jump, I'll land in a river or something?
[22:29] <UM> no i dont
[22:29] <SM> Aww, you're no fun
[22:30] <UM> "dont kill yourself"
[22:30] <UM> "oh youre no fun"
[22:30] <SM> I probably wouldn't die
[22:30] <UM> im so lame arent i
[22:30] <SM> So very very lame
[22:30] <UM> still i dont want to test it
[22:31] <SM> Oh come on, dying probably isn't even a thing
[22:31] <SM> I'll just respawn, if worst comes to worst
[22:32] <UM> still dont
[22:32] <UM> what about minceraft
[22:33] <UM> in hardcore mode
[22:33] <UM> this seems prettyfuckin hardcore
[22:33] <UM> no respawns
[22:33] <SM> Okay true
[22:33] <UM> basically no suicide pls
[22:33] <SM> Oh, fine
[22:34] <SM> Even though it'd probably totally fix your face and shoulder
[22:34] <UM> how so?
[22:35] <SM> You'd respawn at full health
[22:35] <UM> or be gored on the side of a cliff and not respawn
[22:35] <SM> That's also an option, yeah
[22:35] <UM> well id rather not take that option
[22:36] <SM> Yeah yeah
[22:36] <SM> Wimp
[22:37] <UM> yeah yeah
[22:37] <UM> dont want to die
[22:37] <UM> again
[22:37] <UM> sorta
[22:38] <SM> So what's the future like anyway?
[22:39] <SM> And how can the biggest countries in the world be fictional that soon?
[22:39] <UM> wow i never thought id have to explain this
[22:40] <SM> Or thought of as fictional, or whatever

[22:42]  * UM and lyra discuss all there is about their different periods of time
[22:42] <SM> ((Safe to say we now know the basic overview of one-another's time periods, which would otherwise be repetitive and boring))

[22:42] <SM> That's... kinda weird
[22:43] <SM> Why would the game suddenly show up again a hundred years later?
[22:43] <UM> no fuckin idea
[22:43] <UM> maybe from its perspective, it is just pikcing randomly
[22:43] <UM> no idea
[22:43] <UM> of time and that shit
[22:43] <UM> whatever, ths amkes my head hhurt
[22:44] <SM> Yeah
[22:44] <SM> So your player, the troll
[22:44] <UM> yeah
[22:44] <SM> Or whatever the proper term is
[22:45] <SM> The troll you helped
[22:45] <SM> Whatever happened to them?
[22:46] <UM> no idea
[22:46] <UM> power cut out like i said
[22:46] <UM> she had a bow and arrow
[22:46] <UM> jadeblood, if that means anything
[22:46] <SM> Actually wait
[22:47] <SM> I think some of the people I was talking with a while ago mentioned something about blood colours?
[22:47] <SM> I didn't pay much attention to most of it - I was taking a nap at the time - but there was SOMETHING about coloured blood
[22:47] <UM> yeah troll have different blood colors, its like a heirarchy of strenght
[22:48] <UM> of course theyre all outacsts though
[22:48] <SM> Why?
[22:48] <UM> theyre...
[22:48] <UM> differnt
[22:48] <UM> not human
[22:49] <UM> people want to sometimes, and ive never met one so i dont care but theres a lot of rascism
[22:49] <SM> Okay
[22:50] <SM> Sounds pretty unsurprising
[22:50] <SM> People STILL suck
[22:50] <UM> yep
[22:51] <SM> Actually, I lost connection with a person too
[22:51] <UM> dad?
[22:51] <SM> No, another... uh... victim, I guess?  Subject?
[22:51] <SM> Instead of you
[22:52] <SM> This guy in this room full of musical instruments
[22:52] <UM> wat do you mean?
[22:52] <SM> But then my game crashed, and when I restarted it I was watching you do your thing instead
[22:53] <SM> So I dunno if music guy died, or he got somebody else to handle him, or what happened.
[22:55] <UM> weird
[22:55] <UM> maybe he didnt ide
[22:55] <SM> Maybe
[22:55] <UM> he was supposed to, but didnt
[22:55] <SM> I dunno
[22:55] <SM> Probably the same thing that happened to your troll
[22:56] <UM> yeah maybe
[22:56] <UM> if i can find power ill tell you
[22:57] <UM> in fact
[22:57] <UM> i should go look for that generator
[22:57] <SM> Good luck with that
[22:58] <SM> I'd better try to find a way into this gas station
[22:58] <UM> ok good luck
[22:58] <SM> There's food in there
[22:58] <UM> i will see you when i return victorious
[22:58] <UM> damn im jealous
[22:58] <UM> i just ate my last potato
[22:58] <SM> Right, right
[22:59] <SM> Well, you've got the electricity source
[22:59] <SM> So maybe the first goal of this game is to meet up?
[22:59] <UM> good point. I will pester you from my computer next time i say hi
[22:59] <UM> and i hope so
[23:00] <SM> Hopefully with your troll, and music guy, and whatever idiot was supposed to help me
[23:00] <SM> Gotta build up a team
[23:00] <UM> yeah
[23:00] <UM> hopefully people respond to that memo
[23:00] <SM> Yeah
[23:01] <SM> Check back if either of us finds anything out, yeah?
[23:01] <UM> yeah
[23:01] <UM> ok
[23:01] <UM> before you go
[23:01] <UM> are we friends?
[23:01] <SM> Uh
[23:01] <SM> Yes?
[23:01] <SM> I think so?
[23:02] <UM> ok
[23:02] <UM> cool
[23:02] <UM> goodbe

[23:02]  * UM has stopped pestering SM