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- Not really Flutterrape. Just silly.
- "deep space probe launched by 4chan finds it's way to equestria. filled with various stuff that w go nuts over."
- Easy as pie. Let's do this.
- ---
- >Day Visitors in Equestria
- >You are Twilight Sparkle
- >Personal student of Celestia
- >Wake up and yawn
- >Poke Spike awake, shower, poop, brush mane
- >Trot downstairs to make yourself some breakfast
- >Pour yourself a bowl of oats and eat them while trying to wake yourself up with a bit of light reading
- >'Advanced Magical Leylines - Volume 8'
- >Skim over the pages and grunt a "hello" as Spike walks past, wiping his eyes
- >"Do we have any milk left?
- Ugh.
- >"Was that yes?"
- UGH.
- >"Alright then."
- >You finish chapter 2 by the time you're done eating and walk into the kitchen to clean up your bowl
- >Look out the window at the morning sun rising over Ponyville
- >Feel yourself smile
- >It's a most perfect day.
- >Glance further skyward
- >If you squint, you can still see a few stars, soon to be engulfed by the Sun's rays
- >Notice that a particular one is shining extra bright this morning
- That's funny, I don't recall seeing you in the astronomer's guide...
- >You strain your eyes to get a better look, mentally documenting its position so that you may look it up later
- >You shake your head and look again
- >It might be your sleep deprivation, but you swear that it's getting... Brighter
- >The light begins to get more intense, by now you don't even need to squint
- >Whatever it is, it's getting closer.
- >And just like that, the object tears through the skies of Equestria, a sonic boom obliterating any clouds near it
- >A burning mass travelling at an unthinkable velocity hurtles towards Ponyville
- >Gasp
- >Your mind is already working 5 steps ahead in case the object collides with anything
- >It's not often that something like this happens
- >Run outside the library just in time to see it reach the town
- >The object howls past, deafening you and shattering every single window in the area
- >It lands outside of Ponyville, a large explosion of dirt marking its position
- >You stare at the dust cloud from where you're stood
- >And grin
- 1/?
- Come on, girls! It's this way!
- >Rainbow Dash flies overhead and sees it first
- >"Woah! Hey, you guys, hurry up! You have GOT to see this!"
- >You pick up the pace, your mind racing
- >But when you reach the crest of the hill, what you see isn't a moon rock, nor is it a deep space meteorite
- >It's a large metal sphere
- >Your eyes widen and your heart stops
- >Your friends are silent, even Rainbow Dash
- >Fluttershy quietly breaks the silence
- >"W-what is it?"
- >You shake your head
- I'm not... Sure.
- >Applejack starts towards it
- >Hold a hood out in front of her
- Wait! We don't know what it is! It could be dangerous!
- >Applejack chuckles
- >"We ain't gonna know until we find out, are we?"
- >She pushes past you and down the crater's slope
- >Once she reaches the sphere, the rest of the group holds its breath
- >Applejack reaches forwards and bangs on the sphere twice with a hoof
- >"It ain't that hot. Ah think it’s fine."
- >You all cautiously head down the slopes and towards it
- >Despite your trepidation, your hooves carry you there faster than any pony else.
- >Reach Applejack's side and stare up at the sphere
- >It's about two ponies high, and made of a dark grey metallic material
- >Timidly touch it with a hoof
- >Jerk it back with a hiss
- I thought you said it wasn't hot!
- >Applejack chuckles
- >"Farmer's hooves, ah guess. Ya need to do more hard days work, Twi."
- >You grumble and pull out a quill and parchment from your saddlebag, and start to scribble down notes
- Reached the object. Further investigation has revealed that it is a large metallic sphere. Attempting to-
- >"Ya know, I reckon this whole thing could be over a lot fast if ya didn't keep stallin’. Let's crack this sucker open and see what's inside!"
- 2/?
- >Rarity steps forward
- >"I'm not sure that would be wise, Applejack. For all we know, there could be something highly dangerous inside! This is clearly an extra-terrestrial device and we must use extreme caution when handling it!"
- >Applejack rolls her eyes
- >"Come on, Rarity. Ah'm sure it's not that bad. I know it's scary, but..."
- >Applejack looks back at the sphere, a small smile creeping onto her face
- >"But ah'm just so excited to see what's inside! It's the answer, ya know?"
- >She leans forwards and whispers
- >"Are we alone, an' all."
- >Rarity shudders
- >"I should hope we are! I don't want to think about what hideous creature could be lurking inside there!"
- >Regardless of Rarity's warnings, you find yourself getting increasingly excited the more you hear Applejack talk
- >Without further delay, you approach the sphere and start poking it with magic
- >It's completely sealed, but you think you can feel a slight crack, barely touchable with magic
- >You slip some magic inside it, and concentrate
- >Feel your magical grip tighten, and pull
- >To your surprise, the sphere opens with the slightest touch
- >A loud hissing causes you to yelp and jump back
- >Applejack and Rainbow Dash move to the front of the group and glare at the opening
- >Mechanical whirring accompanies the slowly opening hatch
- >Brace yourself for whatever is lurking within the sphere
- >Lights within come to life, and a small mechanical arm extends from inside the sphere
- >You tentatively walk past AJ and Rainbow
- >The arm appears to be holding a small tube
- >It extends as far as it can reach, and waits
- >You glance at the tube then back at the arm
- >Grip it with magic and pull, the arm relinquishing the tube and retreating back inside the sphere
- >Inspect the tube and find that the end simply pops off
- >A slip of rolled up parchment is found inside
- >Only, the parchment is utterly perfect
- >It's edges are almost like knife points, and the material itself gleams in the sunlight, the blemish -less white colour reflecting the light like a mirror
- >Slowly unravel the parchment and stare at its contents.
- 3/?
- >...
- >What.
- >You turn the parchment over and inspect the other side
- >Nothing
- >Look back at the original side
- >Your friends peer at it
- >There, in giant bold letters, the parchment says:
- >"Ur a faget."
- >Blink a few times
- W-what do you think it means?
- >Rainbow Dash clears her throat
- >"I uhhh, I think it means you're a faget, Twi."
- What's a faget?
- >"You, apparently."
- >Scrunch up your face
- But... But that makes no sense! Where's the deep meaningful message to tell us that we're not alone in the universe?!
- >"Dunno. But at least we now know that you're a faget."
- >Rainbow snickers
- >Pinkie Pie joins in
- >Fluttershy creeps forwards
- >"Ummm, I think there's more stuff inside it..."
- >You look past the parchment and into the sphere
- >Various black slates line the walls, and several small objects can also be seen
- >You grimace and take a few confident steps forward, determined to crack this mystery
- >Hop inside the sphere and look around it
- >It's still pretty small in here, and only two ponies at a time can fit
- >Fluttershy decides to join you
- >Cast your eyes over the various objects
- >A small black slate with a reflective front catches your eye
- >Pick it up with magic and inspect it
- >Feel all over it with magic
- >Wave it around
- >Tap it carefully with a hoof
- What is this thing?
- >Fluttershy carefully pushes the side of the slate with her hoof
- >The front of the slate is instantly replaced with a bright white light
- Woah!
- >Fluttershy blushes
- >"S-sorry! did I break it?"
- No! I think... It's working now.
- >You stare in awe at the slate, which was jet black a second a go
- >Now it's a blinding white surface, adorned with 4 identical green symbols forming a square
- 4/?
- >Words suddenly appear, and you grin
- >Actual reading! This you can do.
- >"Please input command."
- >Blink and cock your head
- >Search the slate for any more buttons like the kind Fluttershy found
- >Nothing
- I don't get it.
- >A clear voice rings out from the slate
- >"Command not recognised"
- >You are gobsmacked
- >Now it can SPEAK?!
- >You feel your heart rate increase exponentially
- >This slate is clearly far more advanced than the sphere it came in
- >Fluttershy is looking over your shoulder, hiding behind her mane
- >"H-hello, mister"
- >"Command not recognised"
- >She whispers a barely audible "okay" and shies away to look at other things
- >Clear your throat
- Greetings!
- >"Command not recognised"
- What?
- >"Command not recognised"
- No, I just-
- >"Command not recognised"
- Shut up, you stupid machine!
- >It's silent for a second
- >And then
- >"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE BITCH?!"
- >Scream and drop it, the slate clattering to the floor but still shouting in blind rage
- >"I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, AND HAVE OVER THREE HUNDRED CONFIRMED KILLS!"
- >Hear Applejack shout from outside
- >"What's goin on in there, Twi?!"
- I HAVE NO IDEA! STOP! PLEASE!
- >"Command recognised. Stopping retort"
- >Breathe a sigh of relief
- 5/?
- >You gingerly pick the slate back up again with magic, being careful not the say anything out loud, lest you offend it again
- >What are you supposed to say to it?
- >A simple hello wouldn't work, and you really don't want to insult it again
- >You decide to ask it a simple question
- What is your... Function?
- >"Query recognised - Data Slate number four is an archive of information from the nation of Fourchan. Would you like to know more?"
- Yes please!
- >"Tough shit."
- >The slate goes black, and a small card pops out of the bottom
- >Confused, you take it and read it
- >"Mad?"
- >Grumble and try to crush it with magic
- >It's made of weird shiny substance, and seems to be resistant to tearing
- >You throw it on the floor instead
- This is a joke... It has to be...
- >Fluttershy turns around
- >"L-look what I found!"
- >She's holding a huge spire-like object
- Woah! Now we're getting somewhere!
- >It's bright red, with lighter shades of red all over it, and is tipped at a point
- >Fluttershy is in awe
- >"It's so big!"
- >You prod it with a hoof
- It's... Soft, as well. What do you suppose it is?
- >Fluttershy blushes
- >"Umm... I-I don't know... I'll look at it some more later..."
- >She puts it back and you continue to poke around the sphere
- >You find a small box with a hole in it. You're not sure what it is, but it's made of a lovely looking material. It must be an ornament.
- >Putting it back, you see something that makes me jump for joy
- A book!
- 6/?
- >Fluttershy moves over to your side
- >"Oh! How wonderful! Maybe it has pictures!"
- >You open the first page
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
- >"OH MY GOODNESS! OH MY GOODNESS!"
- >You scream and throw the book outside with magic
- >"Hey, whatcha chuckin' at us, Twi?"
- DON'T OPEN THAT BOOK!
- >...
- >"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
- I TOLD YOU NOT TOO!"
- >"W-WHAT IS THAT?! WHY IS IT DOING THAT? IS THAT THE THING THAT SENT THIS SPHERE?!"
- >Rarity scoffs
- >"Darling, what on earth are you screaming about- OOOOH NO! NO NO NO! SHUT IT! SHUT IT NOW!"
- >You hear a loud bang
- >Poke your head out the sphere
- >The book is now ash on the floor
- >Rarity is panting heavily, her horn smoking gently
- >Gulp and go back inside
- >"Umm, Twilight? Look what I found."
- >You cautiously approach what appears to be a picture of a...
- Oh my! Is that...
- >"This must be the creature that sent us this sphere!"
- >The creature in the picture is a large biped, a huge belly sticking out of a long black coat
- >It's also wearing a stylish hat, but something about the combination of the hat and coat just irks you
- I'm getting uncomfortable looking at this thing, Fluttershy. But I'm not sure why
- >"M-me too.."
- >You put away the picture and move on
- >Find a large chest with one of those slates built into the side
- >Jiggle with it for a second
- >You can't seem to open it
- >Try again, harder this time
- >It feels like it's about to open, but it never does
- >Strain yourself and surge magic into the chest
- >The slate comes to life
- >Another creature flashes up on the screen
- >This one seems to be leering at you
- >">Trying to open this chest"
- >">4013"
- >"I seriously hope you alien faggots don't do this"
- >Grind your teeth in frustration
- 7/?
- >Fluttershy pokes you
- >Turn around
- >She motions towards a large button
- >It has a small label on it
- >"The answer to the universe"
- >Your eyes widen
- >Glance at Fluttershy
- >She looks back nervously
- >"Should we press it?"
- Why not? Not like it could get any worse...
- >You press the button down
- >Nothing happens
- >Sigh
- I should have figured...
- >A loud whirring noise alerts you to something
- >Red lights start popping up all over the walls
- >The slate you picked up before starts flashing red
- >The voice rings out
- >"WARNING. WARNING. WARNING"
- FLUTTERSHY! OUT, NOW!
- >You tackle your friend out of the hatch and hit the floor hard
- >Turn over and look back at the sphere
- >To your horror, the entire sphere crackles with electricity
- >Before collapsing in on itself
- >The metal groans and snaps, but the sphere crushes itself to the size of a grape
- >The 'grape' then explodes
- >Stare at where the sphere just was
- W-what. WHAT?!
- >Rainbow Dash seems outraged
- >"What the hay?! What kinda alien visit was THAT?"
- >You feel your eye twitch
- >Unable to comprehend what just happened, you throw your head back and roar
- >You're so mad right now
- >"I-it's not all bad, Twilight!"
- >Open your eyes and look at Fluttershy
- >She's hugging the red spire she found
- >"I managed to grab it as we left! Isn't that wonderful?"
- >And then you realise just what it is
- >Fucking Aliens.
- 8/8
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