How each HS girl reacts to you sticking it in their pooper

How each of the Homestuck girls responds to you sticking it in their pooper

(In the same order as last time)

Aradia [Before death]: "Hey, hey, you didn't pay for that!"

Aradia [Soulbot]: Can't be done as Equius didn't design her ass with such 100d acts in mind. It's like trying to stick it into a cheerio.

Aradia [God Tier]: She's thrilled - she wants to try other things up there to see what it feels like!

Aranea: One of the fews things that can actually shut her up. You cut her off mid-sentence as she gasps and lets out a little squeak of surprise. The quiet doesn't last long unfortunately.

Damara: She's not happy but she doesn't try to stop you. A few minutes later, out of nowhere, she puts out her joint by shoving it up your ass. When you ask her "What the fuck?" she gives you a malicious frown and asks, "What'd you expect?" in Troll Japanese.

Feferi: She keeps squirming and goddammit, the fish girl is slippery. Finally you slide in all at once and holy shit, you basically jizz immediately.

HIC: Can't be done. One does not simply assfuck the Condesce. The Condesce assfucks you.

Jade: "Ouch! Ow! What are you doing back there?!" D:

Jade [Dog-Tier]: Brings new meaning to the term doggy style.

Jade [Grimbark]: 50% chance she turns around and bites it off. 50% chance she uses space powers to shrink your dick to miniscule size, then murders you. Hope you're not God-Tier.

Jane: She awkwardly tries to get comfortable with it and won't admit that she'd really rather do it vanilla.

Kanaya: This is exactly why she's not into dudes.

Latula: She says she thinks it's a radical idea, but afterward she can't seem to quite keep her balance on her board.

Meenah: No surprise, the Cuntdyke likes it. Bonus points if you use her braids as reins.

Meulin: She's so high you're not even sure if she's noticed. It is adorable.

Nepeta: She's already got the other end of her tail plugged up there.

Porrim: It's probably not even worth it considering she's the village two-wheel device. What, is her wo+manhood not good enough for you?

Rose: Her butthole is actually a metaphor for your subconscious desire to have sex with your father. Totally kills the mood.

Rose [Grimdark]: It's hard to understand the broodfester tongues, but you think she said something like, "Oh, is that what you're in to?" Then she breaks out the tentacles. You're going to be sore in the morning.

Roxy: She's just happy to have anyone, she truly doesn't mind.

Terezi: You notice it's stained faintly purple and wisely decide that you don't want the clown's sloppy seconds. Blind girl has a nice ass but it's totally not worth it.

Vriska: She'll claim to be "THE 8EST!" but truthfully her boney butt leaves much to be desired. You feel bad for her.