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- /pol/'s Eminem diss track
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- link:
- https://vocaroo.com/i/s1HewB3nAt7j
- https://vocaroo.com/i/s1HewB3nAt7j
- https://vocaroo.com/i/s1HewB3nAt7j
- [Comprised entirely of shitposts made by multiple anons, recorded by rapanon--who added his own verse. First part mocks both Eminem's perceived decay of quality, by 'roasting Trump' better than he did; and generally shits on Eminem's weak bars. The rest is /pol/ dissing Eminem outright. References made to Eminem's prior fights with rap artists Benzino, Ja Rule, Whitey Ford, and ICP as well as material from Eminem's first EP, "Infinite," poking fun at Marshall for entirely losing his grip on his position as a polemical rapper. Most of the track parodies Slim Shady's style--which Eminem has been either trying to recover, or at times struggling to move beyond unsuccessfully for the last 20 years of his wack career.]
- lyrics:
- _post 1
- hey mister racist--
- your face is orange and bloated
- and I’m damn glad that I voted
- for Hillary Clinton
- because I respect women, black people, and Jews
- unlike you
- Hitler number two
- everything they said about you was true
- you a bigot Trump, you gotta go
- disrespecting women--Antifa says hell no
- _post 2
- Trump
- more like Drumpf
- or more like Blumpf
- that dude looks like a Flumpf
- yo call him Mr Stumpf
- I take it back, Colbert calls him Gumpf
- oh shit it’s Mr Zumpf
- woke up looking like a Pumpf
- with a big bag of cumpf
- so go and tell President Vumpf
- we don’t need another Lumpf
- peace.
- _post 3
- hol up hol up
- my name is Marshall Mathers
- always-was-a-muslim Mathers
- halal spaghetti, and blathers
- Trump is not a democrat
- so I’m gonna make a rap--
- just stand back while I slap him with an object
- and make it rhyme like... l-like a bobject
- _post 4
- real men listen to motorhead
- sunrise, wrong side of another day
- sky high, and six thousand miles away
- don’t know how long I’ve been awake
- wound up in an amazing state
- can’t get enough and you know it’s righteous stuff
- goes up like prices at Christmas
- motorhead, you can call me motorhead, alright--
- braindead, total amnesia
- get some mental anesthesia
- don’t move, I’ll shut the door and kill the lights
- and if I can be wrong I could be right
- all good clean fun
- have another stick of gum
- man, you look better already,
- motorhead, remember me now motorhead, alright
- fourth day, five day marathon
- we're moving like a parallelogram,
- don't move, I'll shut the door and kill the lights
- I guess I'll see you all on the ice,
- I should be tired and all I am is wired,
- ain't felt this good in an hour
- _post 5
- yo--
- Donald Trump
- you are such a chump
- what do you say
- when I come here today
- to do an exposé
- on how I saw you yesterday
- at the gay parade
- I'm glad that you’re a homo
- cause the Bible says that’s a no no
- and now you're gonna go to hell
- hope your stay isn't so well
- maybe you’ll learn a lesson or two on not bein so snarky
- towards the former president who is a darkie
- _post 6
- Drumpf
- he a coward
- he ain’t shit
- he's a cow turd
- get this man outta office
- fake news is his last word
- I gots a bone to pick
- with a racist prick
- no wall gonna stop this sick
- flow of Hispanics
- all we know is, Putin in ya back pockets
- stop tryna flex on Kim Jong with ya whack rockets
- let our Madam take charge,
- take the L you quitter--
- and on the way out just
- make another dumb post on Twitter
- _rapanon's verse
- ok, alright, alright let me find my flow real quick--
- now it’s Anon's turn to take over the beat, leaving
- Eminem keeled over and weak and on his knees
- with his pants around his ankles--frankly,
- I’m just a little bit unstable
- probably a hair away from turning tables
- over white niggers like Marshall, awful
- it’s target practice, lawfully
- lighting up some wigger’s career
- in the parking deck; hoodie, over only his ears
- brings a tear to my eye
- crew behind him for hype--
- cause he’s too far past his fucking prime to write
- half decent-ass fucking punchlines
- parroting every whack faggot on Twitter, bitter
- the niggers behind him all just activists on the shitter,
- literally stomping like teenagers
- hasn’t worked for a wage in over three decades, thinking
- he’s got his pulse on the underdog’s labors--
- like he speaks for us?
- bus that shit, faggot
- you can’t step to touch on us--
- like John Podesta’s torture bus
- I'll leave you slathered in pizza sauce
- Marshall Mathers, whack little bastard
- long gone are the days you ruled diss tracks--
- and blew back jackasses
- from Benzino to Ja Rule,
- Whitey Ford and paintballed
- those clown faggots
- I’m done with you
- leaving my nuts in the back of your old 90’s tracer
- That’s still sitting at Kinko’s, where you left it for Dre
- _intermission
- ayo hol up hol up hol up
- /pol/'s not done, we still got some more shit to say
- _post 7
- coffee pot, coffee pot
- hot coffee, that's not
- coffee in my coffee pot
- my name is Marshall, and
- I got a coffee pot--bought
- it at Wal-Mart and almost dropped
- it in the parking lot
- coffee caught, before it landed
- Trump hardens my cock
- he wrote the Art of the Deal, but
- I wrote the Art of the Coffee Pot
- jerk off my coffee cock
- till I get off my pot
- I don't smoke pot unless it's made of coffee, but
- it's largely not--
- used to listen to Bob Marley
- now I just listen to my coffee pot
- built a robot out of coffee, call it a coffee bot
- laughed so hard I got coffee snot
- runnin out of my nose, but it landed in the coffee spot
- got a walkie-talkie, now I'm talking with my coffee pot
- but hey Trump--coffee pot!
- that shit's awfully hot...
- _post 8
- I'ma walk inside a mosque on Ramadan And
- let the bullets off
- cause 9/11 wan an insi--
- oh-- oh ... I’ma stop
- I’ma stop
- gun reform for Nevada?
- are those the same guns you were on probation for havin--African
- soliders were never told to go back, and
- I remember watching Villanueva stand for the flag
- he didn't kneel like a faggot
- for the national anthem and twist facts,
- that Michael Brown was throwing his hands up
- stop throwing a tantrum
- you sound like a bitch--
- mad the border wall is stopping all of you and your friends
- from smuggling bricks
- enter a mosque for a prayer
- don't be surprised when they behead you for shaving your beard
- or throw you off the roof for being a queer
- yeah, your agenda is clear:
- you pander to blacks so you can make a little cash
- off your next shitty track
- how disgusting is that?
- Trump ain't as stingy as you
- he funded himself, homie, you were funded by Jews
- making us choose, between the POTUS and you?
- we voted for him, ain't nobody fucking voting for you
- _post 9
- hey, give Eric the mic
- comp that shit
- hey Steve, bump that shit
- make mom mad rich
- me too--so I can chomp jap fish
- drain the swamp, stomp that bitch
- automatic Paddock, King Kong's rap bitch--
- _post 10
- I gotta question, Em:
- What happened to your rapping, now you're PC?
- I bet that'll make some sales on your next CD
- actually, naw, this whole edition gets the frisbee
- like when Mickey played catch with Pluto on Disney
- you used to say words like faggot constantly--
- you understood it then--what, now you don't get the content?
- that a faggot and a homosexual are not the same thing?
- I think all that Xanax might have gone straight to your brain
- _post 11
- hey guys! hi! My name is Eminem
- and I’d like to introduce my butt-hole to... um...
- him... and him... and him--hello,
- nice to meet you, let yourself in
- here’s my email--
- find a shemale
- and we'll try to do this again
- bring a friend
- my rear-end will give you a grin
- let's begin
- stick it in
- again, again, and again, and again
- [again and again, and again and]
- _post 12
- You know, here’s the fucking problem, you see cause
- Marshall done changed lanes
- virtue-signalling lyrical chain-gangs
- like a dead-lifter with no gains
- like Dracula without no fucking fangs--
- you might as well go celibate
- you're just scared of losing your relevance
- it’s obvious via the evidence
- evidently you’re not an elephant
- you done fucked up like Icarus
- unlike Icarus, you’re meticulous
- your wax wings look fucking stupid
- like furry-Gucci ridiculous
- so, lick on this dick a bit
- you’re fake
- you’re an opportunist, you bitch--
- go cry about how Kim divorced you, or some shit
- and get rich
- _rapanon's last punchline
- but how rich is this, bitch?
- I’m just some nobody in my bedroom
- doing what you do better'n you done it
- in ten years
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