Anon- Chilenean Mauser

>L-look, I know I'm not in as good a condition that sweaty jew said I would be in, it's not fair that I was down-rated from the others.
>I know the bluing on my barrel is mostly gone, i-it's not my fault I wasn't stored right for all those years. In the cold and the d-dark, all alone...
>A-and I know my stock looks horrible, with all the scope-mount holes and the scratches and the dings and the ugly green paint and the-
>Wait, what do you mean you don't care?
>You... you really think I'm beautiful the way I am? Even with the holes and the-
>I-is that ammo you're holding? Sorry to tell you, b-but I'm not like all those other rifles, with their .30-06 and their 54r popularity contests...
>7mm. You actually have 7mm. On original brass stripper clips? I... I don't know what to say. Wait, why are you carrying me outside?
>Y-you're actually going to shoot me? B-but I haven't been shot in over 100 years...
>Targets, I-I can do this; I'll show those post-1900 upstarts what I can do!
>You're taking a picture first? A picture of me? T-thanks.
>Hey, take me out of the sun right now, you piece of shit, It's too bright out here.
>Remember the time you forgot to put the slide stop retainer on, and the slide almost came off last week while you were shooting me? Not only did it hurt, it means you suck on levels I can't even begin to describe.
>Okay, okay, you can shoot me, just don't miss the target like last time alright; it's only like 10 feet away you basement-dwelling loser.
>J-just don't forget to put me on your night stand when we are done okay? I like it up there.

None of what she says is true alright.
>Thanks for bringing me out on such a nice day; it's refreshing to be out in the open air. I still have flashbacks to those damn cosmoline crates. Ugh.
>At least you know how to insert my stripper clips right. Did you know my first user was sent to a gulag because he panicked and did it wrong in front of his superior officer?
>I swear, its true! Don't laugh at me, I'm telling you, it happened. My second user was much more competent, too bad he couldn't keep me, he was a nice man...
>At least I'm here. Myself and many other geists had heard, before were were mothballed, how well geists were treated in the United States: it was the dream of many of us to come here.
>I'm just lucky I ended up here and that your dad got me for your birthday, and that I didn't end up in some third world hellhole, being used by people who don't believe in us and will let us shrivel up and fade away...
>Enough of that, I'm glad that I was your first gun. A man needs a real weapon, not some pathetic little 20 gauge or wimpy .22, those won't protect you, but I can.

She sure is possessive, I'll tell you that. But I would't trust some of her stories. She also told me she killed a German tank commander from 800 yards by hitting him through his viewport, so take everything she says with a grain of salt