WHEN MUTIE PREACHERS ATTACK (bear,amos,wrong)

<Reverb>:The story today takes place in a nearby city, only a quick bus ride or two from the home city of our heroes.
<Reverb>: Amos and Karate_Ursus are at a bus stop, near the main shopping district of this city.
Karate_Ursus blends in perfectly with the group. Nothing out of the ordinary here
Amos stands at the bus stop, his coat and general outfit looking a lot snazzier since his promotion. There's a cigar in his mouth, and he waits for the bus, half wondering why he doesn't just fly home
<Reverb>: Near the myriad stores, a man stands on a crate, shouting at the people. Average street preacher.
Karate_Ursus turns to see the street preacher
Amos sighs, all too used to these types. He doesn't flinch or react to it

<Judgement>: "GOD HAS BESTOWED UPON HUMANITY A GIFT; POWER BEYOND COMPARE"
<Judgement>: "WE MUST TAKE THIS GIFT AS A SIGN TO CHANGE THE WORLD"

<Judgement>: "NOT RETURN TO THE DECADENT WAYS OF OUR PAST"
Karate_Ursus is currently fascinated by the idea of cultist asswhoopins
<Judgement>: "NOT RETURN TO THE DECADENT WAYS OF OUR PAST"
Karate_Ursus is currently fascinated by the idea of cultist asswhoopins

<Judgement>: "...Is this what you wish upon yourselves?"
<Judgement>: "A path leading to self-destruction? An empty chase for quick satisfaction?"
Wrong_Way exits from a nearby store and joins Amos and Karate_Ursus right by the bus stop
<Wrong_Way>: "I bought bath bombs!"
Karate_Ursus does not know these people
Wrong_Way waves his bag to Amos since he's the only one he really knows
<Karate_Ursus>: both of you are very calm about a bear in a punk jacket next to you]
<Amos>: [I've seen and done crazier shit]
<Amos>: [also as head of the program I know about him]
<Judgement>: The preacher steps down from the crate.
<Wrong_Way>: [mark is afraid of being racist to a bear again]
<Amos>: "How much they cost you?"
Amos lets out a large puff of smoke, looking back at the preacher
Karate_Ursus coughs a bear cough because of the smoke
<Judgement>: The preacher raises his head, whispering to himself, almost impossible to hear; "Let them come."
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh, it was like 7 bucks for like one of them, but they're shaped like little santas so I thought they were worth the price."
<Judgement>: The skies begin to darken, clouds gathering over the station.
<Wrong_Way>: "Aw jeez...is it supposed to rain today?"
Amos looks around, being one to know when things aren't normal.
<Amos>: "No, it wasn't"
<Judgement>: A single beam of light breaks through the clouds.
<Judgement>: The preacher begins to laugh.
Wrong_Way looks over the preacher
<Wrong_Way>: "That guy must really not want it to rain."
<Amos>: "...I think he caused it"
<Judgement>: "THIS IS YOUR PUNISHMENT. THE SIN? LIFE!"
Karate_Ursus paws up to preacher and sniffs him
<Judgement>: "GOD HAS JUDGED YOU UNWORTHY OF YOUR LIVES!"
<Judgement>: A massive hand breaks through the clouds.
<Amos>: "I'd get ready for a fight I were you, Mark" he says over his shoulder
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh shit!"
<Judgement>: A figure tumbles through the clouds. It is huge, 15 feet in height, resembling a marble statue of sorts.
<Karate_Ursus>: i need smell deets]
<Judgement>: The man smells... clean. Not a fresh clean, but more like sulphur, soap and too much deodorant.
<Amos>: this is helpful]
<Judgement>: [thanks amos]
<Wrong_Way>: "What the heck is that?"
<Karate_Ursus>: "That is a person of some sort"
Amos throws his cigar to the ground, stomps it out, and throws off his overcoat
<Judgement>: The titan looks like a somewhat potbellied man. From his shoulders emerge two huge vipers, which curve around and bite on each other, a golden sphere shining in the resulting circle.
<Karate_Ursus>: neat]
<Judgement>: "THIS IS THE ANGEL OF DEATH, SENT TO PUNISH THE SINNERS!" the angel cries out.
<Judgement>: [*preacher*]
<Karate_Ursus>: "I am not a man, therefore I can not sin."
Karate_Ursus is the best theologian
<Wrong_Way>: "I always thought Death looked more like a skeleton..."
Amos cracks his knuckles
<Amos>: "Well, if you want to fight, fight us then" he calls out to the angel
<Judgement>: The angel looks down at the three, raising its hand up, grasping at the sphere of light.
<Wrong_Way>: "What do we do, what do we do?"
Karate_Ursus picks up wrong_way
<Karate_Ursus>: You are s-men yes?
<Wrong_Way>: "Y-yeah?"
<Karate_Ursus>: Fastball special
<Wrong_Way>: "Fastball what?"
Karate_Ursus revs his arm back and throws him like a spear at the judge
<Karate_Ursus>: rulebending, his density goes through easier so he doesnt go splat, but he dont know that]
<Wrong_Way>: "OH GODDDDDD!"
<Karate_Ursus>: angel*[[
<Karate_Ursus>: throws at angel*[
Amos sprints up to the angelic titan, running his hands along the ground as he does until they glow with yellowish energy, drawing in the properties around him. He jumps and crashes his fist into the titan's face, hitting like a wrecking ball
<Wrong_Way>: [oh you]
Karate_Ursus sweeps the leg
<Judgement>: Wrong_Way hits the "stomach" of the angel, landing flat on his face. The titan lands on its back, the sphere falling from his hand and flying into the air, exploding.
<Karate_Ursus>: like a balloon? how much force we talkin]
<Judgement>: [like a bomb I guess]
<Amos>: [does he fall over and I just botch that jump attack right over his head?]
<Judgement>: [Sorry, meant to say your attack knocked him back]
<Amos>: [ah, gotcha]
<Judgement>: Amos' attack leaves a hole in the angel's face. However, as it picks itself up, the hole begins to rebuild itself.
Karate_Ursus flys at the giant and picks up mark flying straight up into the air
<Wrong_Way>: "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?"
Amos lands on the ground, skidding a bit. His features start to change until he's taken on his bogeyman appearance
<Wrong_Way>: "I could've died or something!"
<Karate_Ursus>: S-man YOU ARE NEEDED YES?
<Karate_Ursus>: IT IS HERO TIME
Karate_Ursus continues flying straight up gaining altitude at highspeeds
<Judgement>: The angel attempts to swat at Ursus and Mark, while the vipers on his shoulders unlatch from one another.
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh jeez, how and why are you doing this?"
<Karate_Ursus>: weve been past 15 ft for awhile..]
Amos mumbles some archaic language, and sickly yellow hexes appear in his hand. He then thrusts it forward, an unholy ray shooting from it into the titan's back
<Karate_Ursus>: KARATE URSUS IS HERO TO ALL MUTIES
Karate_Ursus winks
<Karate_Ursus>: Tell karate ursus powers as karate ursus gives us the advantage of height
<Judgement>: The beam shoots straight through one of the vipers, breaking the head right off.
<Wrong_Way>: "So we
<Wrong_Way>: are just going to keep flying?"
<Karate_Ursus>: TELL ME YOUR POWERS
Karate_Ursus is a big scary bear
<Judgement>: By this point the hole in the angel's head has repaired itself. The angel grabs the fallen head, placing it next to where it broke off. Almost instantly, the cracks begin repairing.
Amos runs and jumps, latching onto the titan with his claws and digging in with them
Amos claws his way up the titan's back
<Wrong_Way>: "SORRY! Third person confused me. Uh, whatever I say, the opposite happens. Like it changes reality to the opposite."
<Karate_Ursus>: Then say you arent usefull
<Judgement>: The vipers begin flailing, attempting to strike Amos.
<Wrong_Way>: "I don't think it works like that."
Karate_Ursus is soooo high above the sky and drops mark, he waits a bit then falls as well at the angel from such a height using gravity and rule bending to combine with time reduction making it one hell of a fast supersonic bear bullet
Amos dodges along, tendrils tear out of his back and slash at the viper heads, grabbing them and holding them while a sharper one tries to cut them
<Karate_Ursus>: i may have destroyed a city block]
Wrong_Way is now falling?
<Judgement>: The tendrils make visible marks on the vipers, as the begins struggling out of Amos' grip. The angel is too focused on Amos to notice Ursus, as he falls right down the middle of the angel.
<Karate_Ursus>: mark might wanna say that doesnt kill everything because i just realized that would be faster than a meteor of that size, which would be a nuke]
Karate_Ursus grabs one side of the angel and pulls the part away from the other?
<Karate_Ursus>: oh aas]
<Amos>: [internet died]
<Amos>: [where was we]
<Judgement>: The angel is slowly split into two by Ursus. Meanwhile, Mark is still falling. Better do something about that.
<Wrong_Way>: "I /don't/ have a parachute!"
Amos jumps back, the angel being split in front of him
<Karate_Ursus>: oh i thought i already split him]
<Karate_Ursus>: when he fell i thought he split him down middle my mistake]
<Amos>: [he did]
<Karate_Ursus>: oh ok ]
<Wrong_Way>: [i get parachute right?]
<Judgement>: A parachute appears on Mark's back, as one half of the angel falls to the floor. The marble-white tone dulls as the vipers stop.
Wrong_Way pulls the chord to open the parachute
Karate_Ursus starts flying this part as far away as possible
Amos stands himself back up, goes to find the preacher
<Karate_Ursus>: DEMON S-MAN FLY THE OTHER PART OFF WHILE S-man MARK DEFEATS THE priest
<Karate_Ursus>: WE CANT LET THEM REACT
<Karate_Ursus>: TRUST ME, KARATE URSUS IS THE BEST TACTICIAN
<Judgement>: The preacher still stands there, awestruck.
<Judgement>: The parachute opens up easily, slowing Mark's fall.
Wrong_Way sighs with relief as he floats gently to the ground.
Amos places his palm against the preacher's face, casting a spell of sleep on him. He then goes off to pick up the other half of the angel, hoisting it over his shoulder
<Judgement>: The preacher falls asleep, slumping to the ground.
<Judgement>: But the sky rumbles once more.
Wrong_Way looks up to the sky
Karate_Ursus is far away disposing of a angel body
Karate_Ursus is busy
Amos chucks the other half of the body as far out as he can, before blasting it in the air with one of his hexes
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh what now?"
<Judgement>: Another angel drops to the ground. At least half the size of the previous angel.
<Judgement>: More feminine in form, "wearing" a flowing toga.
Amos is disposing of the body for this round, leaving mark to deal with it~
<Wrong_Way>: "Aw man, why couldn't it have been another of one of those..."
<Judgement>: No unique features. If anything, it looks like it could have been in a museum.
Wrong_Way tries to think of a good way to get rid of the second angel without involving splitting it in half
<Judgement>: The angel raises its hand, slowly. The hand glows with energy.
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh jeez, uh I /don't/ have a shield impervious to energy."
<Judgement>: The angel sees this, and raises its hand higher.
<Judgement>: The sky flashes briefly, and in the sky, an object can be seen.
<Judgement>: ...It's a meteor. Or rather, a massive chunk of ice.
<Judgement>: Hurtling toward Mark.
Karate_Ursus 's words echo through marks head "Sweep the leg, johnny"
Wrong_Way doesn't know where the hell that's coming from, but he attempts to sweep the angel's leg
<Judgement>: The angel falls to the ground facefirst, its head smashing wide open.
<Judgement>: This doesn't stop the meteor, though.
<Wrong_Way>: "There /is/ a meteor."
<Judgement>: The meteor slowly fades out of existence, a loud whooshing can be heard as the air fills the empty space.
<Wrong_Way>: "...Neat."
Wrong_Way suddenly remembers the shopping he bought earlier and starts looking for the bag
Wrong_Way can't find the bath bombs he bought earlier. Perhaps someone took them or they got moved? Either way, he goes home bath bombless.
Amos comes back from disposing of the body
<Judgement>: The city seems to have suffered admittedly less damage than expected.
<Amos>: "Ah, good job, kid" he picks up his overcoat he left on the ground and pats mark on the back
<Judgement>: Though the buses won't be running for some time, what with the station being flattened.
Wrong_Way ends up going home with his superfly mutie powers
Amos picks up the preacher and goes to get him imprisoned