- A fluffy pony herd roams through the Louisiana sun. The smarty friend stands in front, and the "woyal guawds" roll pregnant mares behind him. Behind them are the rest of the herd. It is a fairly small herd, consisting of about ten fluffy ponies. The smarty friend, two guards, two dams, one foal (the others died of the cold), and four others. They all complain, ranging from "tummy huwties" to "fwuffy cowd".
- The smarty happens upon the gate of a graveyard, not knowing exactly what it is. "Wawm pwace!" he exclaims, followed by the cheers of his herd. They all push through a gap in the gate, which is badly locked with a chain. It is, surprisingly, big enough for the dams to fit. They all get through and see the graves. "Wowie!" one says. "Big wock!" shouts another.
- The smarty holds his head up high, proud of himself for finding such an amazing place. The foal complains. "Cowt cowd!" The Smarty smiles. "Wawm diwties! Smeww foodies! Guawd, get foodies!"
- "Yes, siw!"
- The guard digs for a while while the others sleep in the pile of dirt he digs up. The smarty supervises, and eventually the guard reaches a dead human body. The smarty recognizes it as food. "Foodies!" he shouts, jumping in and biting at the human's body. By the next day, the fluffs are full, and the newly buried body is picked clean.
- Then, chaos. The mare shouts. "Big poopies! Big poopies!" She gives birth to three foals, and rejects one. "Stupid fiwwy!" She shouts at it. It dies cold and alone, unable to open its eyes.
- The dirt suffocates another fluffy. One that used to be domesticated, named Peppermint. She was white, with red eyes, and a tail and mane of the same color. She was discovered dead when a lime green fluffy with a purple mane nudged it repeatedly.
- "Why mawe no wake up? No mo' speciaw huggies?" It lost its mate.
- The first fluffy down is a stupid filly, an incapable runt. It dies covered in amniotic fluids.
- And the second takes a deadly nap. It dies unaware, but brings sadness to the others.
- And so is the life of the graveyard fluffies.
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