>AiE 999

>day [spoiler]WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP IT[/spoiler] in Equestria
>be anon
>knocking at door
>not_this_shit_again.jpg
>you open it before mute banana horse tries to come in the window like last time
>she broke your fucking lamp
>you liked that lamp
>today she's surprisingly normal-looking
>she's a walking bag of dildos, and is chewing a 15" black rubber cock
"No Fluttershy, when I told you off yesterday, I wasn't telling you my fetish"
>she coughs out the shlong, looking disappointed
"B-but Anon, I j-just tho-
>patience.exe has crashed
"Every fucking day. Every fucking day, for the last NINE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE days, you fucking come here and try to guess my fetish. You know what? You want to know what my fucking fetish is?"
>you thought you'd be able to just put it all behind you, but this goddamn vocally impaired lemon just had to ruin your peaceful pone life
>you could take it no more
>she looks at you with eyes the size of dinner plates
"MY FETISH IS LOOKING AT YOU MUTILATE YOUR PRECIOUS FUCKING ANIMALS"
>Fluttershy begins to vibrate
>her head is shaking from side to side, as if she's going between the hardest of METALS and DIAMONDS at 400 miles per hour
>you're about to close the door and let her deal with her bullshit when something feels wrong
>as if she's giving off heat
>suddenly a burning white temporal rift appears from her head, engulfing everything within an ever-expanding radius
>FUCKING FLUTTERSHY

Today was an [spoiler]IT'S ALREADY OVER[/spoiler] kind of day.