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  1. [20:11] <!Emilybroshoujo> So when we last left Aeria was flying off into the distance on her new magic carpet with an evil genie.
  2. [20:12] <!Emilybroshoujo> Belor, after getting tired of waiting eventually goes home to help Sazir count out copper pieces.
  3. [20:13] <!Emilybroshoujo> And Aeria returns the next morning with the Efreet.
  4. [20:13] <!Emilybroshoujo> So yeah.
  5. [20:13] <!Emilybroshoujo> Play off that while I decide what boss to throw at you next.
  6. [20:15] <!Emilybroshoujo> Or just sit there like taters.
  7. [20:15] * Emilybroshoujo dices everyone and makes french fries.
  8. [20:15] <Vripe> wasn't I on a couch in a pain coma?
  9. [20:15] <@Aeria> I make good french fries.
  10. [20:15] <!Emilybroshoujo> No.
  11. [20:15] <@Aeria> I need to make more.
  12. [20:15] <!Emilybroshoujo> You were on a giant pile of coins in a pain coma.
  13. [20:15] <Vripe> oh yeah, I passed out
  14. [20:16] <Vripe> dude, it would hurt to fap after being revived by that ritual thing
  15. [20:16] <!Emilybroshoujo> It would also hurt to be raped by Adder.
  16. [20:17] <!Emilybroshoujo> :3
  17. [20:17] * Belor walks up from the basement and collapses in a chair "Counting those dam coins took way too long!"
  18. [20:17] <!Emilybroshoujo> Wait.
  19. [20:17] * Sazir follows behind with a half-smile on his face. "But at least we know we have enough to make the little girl."
  20. [20:18] <!Emilybroshoujo> Didn't Malakai agree to go talk to Donnie again in exchange for them taking a look at his bottle?
  21. [20:18] <@Malakai> Can't remember
  22. [20:18] <@Malakai> gimme a sec
  23. [20:18] <!Emilybroshoujo> (She'll take a look at his bottle alright.)
  24. [20:18] <!Emilybroshoujo> (Hue)
  25. [20:18] <@Malakai> (Shut up nerd)
  26. [20:19] <Belor> (You know you like it)
  27. [20:19] <!Emilybroshoujo> (If you shake it the cork pops off and you get white stuff in your face)
  28. [20:19] <!Emilybroshoujo> (Hue)
  29. [20:19] <Vripe> it's also better aged
  30. [20:19] <@Malakai> (Aeria asked me to go over to donnie's so we could talk about converting the copper coins into gold conis
  31. [20:19] <@Malakai> *coins)
  32. [20:19] * Emilybroshoujo thumbs up.
  33. [20:20] <!Emilybroshoujo> Either way you're off at Donnie's.
  34. [20:20] <!Emilybroshoujo> You'll need to make a.... charisma check... later.
  35. [20:20] <@Malakai> ....
  36. [20:20] <!Emilybroshoujo> :#
  37. [20:20] <!Emilybroshoujo> :#
  38. [20:20] <!Emilybroshoujo> :#
  39. [20:20] <@Malakai> Man, I sure do wonder what that pound sign was supposed to be
  40. [20:20] <@Malakai> Oh wait, no I don't
  41. [20:21] * Malakai slaps the Dungeon Master through the 4th wall
  42. [20:21] <!Emilybroshoujo> Too lazy to take my finger off shift.
  43. [20:21] * Belor sighs and rubs his ear "That may be so, but now we just have the problem of the shrine to our lord being under a pile of money"
  44. [20:22] == Emilybroshoujo has changed nick to That_Red_Bitch
  45. [20:22] <!That_Red_Bitch> "Perhaps their removal is your wish, Master?" The Efreet says as she appears through the window followed by Aeria.
  46. [20:24] <!That_Red_Bitch> .....
  47. [20:24] * That_Red_Bitch does a flip
  48. [20:24] <!That_Red_Bitch> Hello?
  49. [20:24] <!That_Red_Bitch> Slow asses?
  50. [20:24] <Vripe> isn't that a U-turn?
  51. [20:24] <Vripe> flipping a bitch?
  52. [20:25] * Belor leans his head back to look at the new arrivals "Oh I have a wish in mind so you don't have to worry your pretty little head about the money" glances over at Aeria "Welcome back..."
  53. [20:25] * Aeria waves and heads to her room.
  54. [20:25] <!That_Red_Bitch> (Gotta wash the taste of brass out of her mouth.)
  55. [20:25] <!That_Red_Bitch> (Hue)
  56. [20:26] <!That_Red_Bitch> (... see because Efreeti live in the City of Brass and were forged by the middle eastern gods from brass and fire....)
  57. [20:26] * That_Red_Bitch nerds too hard and dies.
  58. [20:27] <Vripe> whoa, that's cool
  59. [20:27] <Vripe> no wonder it does 1 damage to you
  60. [20:28] <!That_Red_Bitch> "I await your wish, Master."
  61. [20:29] * Belor motions for the Efreet to move closer "It is a simple wish my dear...."
  62. [20:29] * That_Red_Bitch comes closer.
  63. [20:30] * That_Red_Bitch has jiggly red titties.
  64. [20:30] * That_Red_Bitch just wanted to type the words "jiggly red titties"
  65. [20:30] <Vripe> that's catchy
  66. [20:31] * Sazir looks at his friend and the Efreet and just shakes his head. "I will never understand the alure of the living."
  67. [20:31] <!That_Red_Bitch> Sazir prefers jiggly DEAD titties.
  68. [20:31] <!That_Red_Bitch> Hue
  69. [20:31] <Belor> "It is simple my dear" he shrugs his shoulders " I want you to serve by my side through my life.....and death " glances to his friend "It is the warmth my friend"
  70. [20:32] <Belor> serve me*
  71. [20:32] <!That_Red_Bitch> ...............
  72. [20:32] <!That_Red_Bitch> Well you just killed everyone.
  73. [20:32] <!That_Red_Bitch> GG
  74. [20:33] <!That_Red_Bitch> Let me turn to the efreet page of the monster manual.
  75. [20:33] <Vripe> oh boy
  76. [20:33] <Belor> I seem to do that a lot.
  77. [20:34] <!That_Red_Bitch> Yeah but this time it's ACTUALLY going to get everyone killed.
  78. [20:34] <@Malakai> (>Basically enslaving a creature until the end of your life span. >Said creature is evil. Hue.)
  79. [20:34] == That_Red_Bitch has changed nick to Angered_Efreet
  80. [20:34] <!Angered_Efreet> ".... No."
  81. [20:34] == Angered_Efreet has changed nick to Emilybroshoujo
  82. [20:34] <!Emilybroshoujo> Going to open another window.
  83. [20:35] == Angered_Efreet [[email protected]] has joined #CYOAsteady
  84. [20:36] <!Emilybroshoujo> An Efreet isn't OBLIGATED to grant your wish. If you make a wish that is blatantly intrusive to them they'll just fucking kill you.
  85. [20:36] <!Emilybroshoujo> They're chaotic evil.
  86. [20:36] <Sazir> Welp
  87. [20:36] <Sazir> GG everyone
  88. [20:36] <Sazir> YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST TOLD HER TO LOVE YOU
  89. [20:36] <Belor> Welp.
  90. [20:36] * Angered_Efreet is enveloped in a swirling storm of flames.
  91. [20:36] <@Aeria> So I do have to ask
  92. [20:36] <Angered_Efreet> Initiative.
  93. [20:36] <@Aeria> why doesn't she just kill the one instead of me
  94. [20:36] <@Aeria> :v
  95. [20:36] <Sazir> Because she is angry
  96. [20:36] <@Aeria> Then kill the guy you're angry at and fuck off.
  97. [20:36] <@Aeria> not my fault he said something dumb.
  98. [20:36] <Angered_Efreet> She's going to kill him and anyone who trieds to defend him.
  99. [20:37] <Angered_Efreet> If you flee the area you could survive, but she's gonna level this city.
  100. [20:37] <Angered_Efreet> Just for the record, I'm not TRYING to kill the campaign.
  101. [20:37] <Angered_Efreet> This is entirely on you guys.
  102. [20:38] <@Aeria> one person*
  103. [20:38] <Belor> (this is what I get for having a long time to think)
  104. [20:38] <Belor> Roll 1d20+4
  105. [20:38] <!Emilybroshoujo> Belor rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{10}
  106. [20:38] <Angered_Efreet> roll 1d20+12
  107. [20:38] <!Emilybroshoujo> Angered_Efreet rolled : 1d20+12 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{24}
  108. [20:38] == Angered_Efreet has changed nick to Efreet|24
  109. [20:39] * Belor nick Belor|10
  110. [20:39] == Belor has changed nick to Belor|10
  111. [20:40] <Efreet|24> Taco you should roll too as you're in the room.
  112. [20:40] * Sazir looks at what's happening in front of him. "Oh my good friend. You just said the wrong thing. Well if I survive, I'll be sure to bring you back as the little girl I know you can be."
  113. [20:40] <Sazir> roll 1d20+3
  114. [20:40] <!Emilybroshoujo> Sazir rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{16}
  115. [20:41] <Efreet|24> The Efreet's eyes flash with raw power as four spheres of crimson flame materialize in mid air and scream forward engulfing the building in an inferno.
  116. [20:41] <Efreet|24> [Meteor Swarm]
  117. [20:41] == Sazir has changed nick to Sazir|16
  118. [20:41] <Efreet|24> Reflex saves.
  119. [20:42] <@Malakai> (holy shxt)
  120. [20:42] <Efreet|24> It covers the entire first floor.
  121. [20:42] <Vripe> uh, am I just dead?
  122. [20:42] <Sazir|16> roll 1d20+6
  123. [20:42] <!Emilybroshoujo> Sazir|16 rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{13}
  124. [20:42] <Belor|10> Roll 1d20+10
  125. [20:42] <!Emilybroshoujo> Belor|10 rolled : 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{17}
  126. [20:42] <Efreet|24> You are still in the basement, so I'll say no.
  127. [20:42] <@Malakai> (you're in the basement still I think, I think you're okay)
  128. [20:42] <@Malakai> (oh, nm)
  129. [20:42] <Vripe> phew
  130. [20:42] <Efreet|24> Both fails.
  131. [20:42] <Efreet|24> roll 1d4
  132. [20:42] <!Emilybroshoujo> Efreet|24 rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=3 ]{3}
  133. [20:42] <Efreet|24> roll 1d4
  134. [20:42] <!Emilybroshoujo> Efreet|24 rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=2 ]{2}
  135. [20:42] <Efreet|24> Okay.
  136. [20:43] <Efreet|24> Belor is caught in 3 blasts and Sazir in 2
  137. [20:43] <Efreet|24> roll 8d8+8d8+8d8
  138. [20:43] <!Emilybroshoujo> Efreet|24 rolled : 8d8+8d8+8d8 --> [ 8d8=40 8d8=31 8d8=37 ]{108}
  139. [20:43] <Efreet|24> roll 8d8+8d8
  140. [20:43] <!Emilybroshoujo> Efreet|24 rolled : 8d8+8d8 --> [ 8d8=43 8d8=27 ]{70}
  141. [20:43] <Efreet|24> 108 damage to Belor.
  142. [20:43] <Sazir|16> ...
  143. [20:43] <Efreet|24> 70 to Sazir.
  144. [20:43] <Sazir|16> I'M ALIVE
  145. [20:43] <Belor|10> Welp
  146. [20:43] <Efreet|24> Maybe not.
  147. [20:44] <Efreet|24> Both of you have to save against Death from MAssive Damage.
  148. [20:44] <Belor|10> Already dead on this end.
  149. [20:44] <Efreet|24> It's 70 damage in one round for medium sized creatures.
  150. [20:44] <Belor|10> oh?
  151. [20:44] <Efreet|24> Make a fort save to not die instantly Sazir.
  152. [20:44] <Sazir|16> And to think it was 2 more levels before death effect had nothing on me
  153. [20:44] <Sazir|16> roll 1d20+6 Goodnight sweet prince
  154. [20:45] <!Emilybroshoujo> Sazir|16 rolled : 1d20+6 Goodnight sweet prince --> [ 1d20=2 ]{8}
  155. [20:45] <Efreet|24> The shock kills you.
  156. [20:45] <Belor|10> Welp
  157. [20:45] <Efreet|24> Okay.
  158. [20:45] <Efreet|24> Now.
  159. [20:45] <Efreet|24> Aeria and Vripe are both aware something really bad just happened.
  160. [20:45] <Efreet|24> The building is now on fire.
  161. [20:45] <Efreet|24> What do?
  162. [20:45] <Vripe> uh, am I physically capable of doing anything?
  163. [20:46] <Efreet|24> You can move at half your normal speed and take -4 on all rolls.
  164. [20:46] <Vripe> through a burning building
  165. [20:46] <Efreet|24> You're in the basement.
  166. [20:46] <Efreet|24> There's a small window.
  167. [20:47] <Vripe> YES
  168. [20:47] <@Aeria> Can my sword eat the fire.
  169. [20:47] <@Malakai> (you're a rogue, that shits cake)
  170. [20:47] <Efreet|24> Make the climb check.
  171. [20:47] <Efreet|24> DC 10
  172. [20:47] <Vripe> oh boy
  173. [20:47] <Vripe> so wait, which number is it again?
  174. [20:47] <@Malakai> climb
  175. [20:47] <@Malakai> um
  176. [20:47] <@Malakai> the skill mod -4
  177. [20:48] <Vripe> skill - god damnit
  178. [20:48] <Vripe> STREEEENGTH
  179. [20:48] <Vripe> roll 1d20-3
  180. [20:48] <!Emilybroshoujo> Vripe rolled : 1d20-3 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{4}
  181. [20:48] <Vripe> AUUUUGH
  182. [20:48] <Efreet|24> You can't pull yourself up.
  183. [20:48] <Efreet|24> The pains too intense.
  184. [20:49] <Efreet|24> MEANWHILE!
  185. [20:49] <Efreet|24> Aeria.
  186. [20:49] <@Aeria> Can Richard Simmons absorb fire.
  187. [20:49] <Efreet|24> Nope, he MIGHT have gotten said ability later, but he can't now.
  188. [20:49] <@Aeria> ...I'm going to hate suggesting this idea
  189. [20:50] <@Aeria> But can I throw weed at the fire.
  190. [20:50] <Efreet|24> ......
  191. [20:50] <Vripe> best way to go
  192. [20:50] <@Aeria> Nono logically think about it
  193. [20:50] <Efreet|24> Sweety you can't troll your way out of this.
  194. [20:50] <@Aeria> Get a bunch of weed
  195. [20:50] <@Aeria> toss it on the fire
  196. [20:50] <@Aeria> inhale
  197. [20:50] <@Aeria> suddenly bam
  198. [20:50] <@Aeria> just pop the cherries of the buds and you're fine
  199. [20:50] <Vripe> I wouldn't feel pain anymore
  200. [20:50] <@Aeria> And Taco and Brutus would be high as fuck spirits.
  201. [20:51] <Efreet|24> Ally.
  202. [20:51] <Efreet|24> Decide who you're going to save and run.
  203. [20:51] <Efreet|24> She's going to cast another spell next round.
  204. [20:52] <@Aeria> Will I have enough time to toss everyone out of a second story window?
  205. [20:52] <@Aeria> or get them to jump?
  206. [20:52] <Efreet|24> If you just chuck them?
  207. [20:52] <Efreet|24> Yeah.
  208. [20:53] <Efreet|24> But they'll all eat falling damage.
  209. [20:53] <Vripe> better than burning alive damage
  210. [20:53] <Efreet|24> Then what?
  211. [20:53] <Efreet|24> Just have them run?
  212. [20:53] <@Aeria> Good enough for me, I toss the least wounded down first and the more wounded progressively, then I will hop out with the most severely damaged one.
  213. [20:53] <Efreet|24> You can't carry all your slaves.
  214. [20:53] <@Aeria> I don't
  215. [20:53] <@Aeria> plan on it
  216. [20:53] <Belor|10> Better than di..... never-mind
  217. [20:54] <@Aeria> I'll have them run to Donnies and I'll carry Nel
  218. [20:54] <@Aeria> I'll give Pumpkin her spear to defend them on the way.
  219. [20:54] <Efreet|24> Just making it out of the city will be enough.
  220. [20:54] <@Aeria> and her shield.
  221. [20:54] <@Aeria> While I'm still there I'll try to help Ants provided the house doesn't burn down.
  222. [20:54] <Sazir|16> Oh Emmy
  223. [20:54] <Sazir|16> Since I'm dead
  224. [20:54] <@Aeria> But for now I'll get everyone I can out.
  225. [20:55] <Sazir|16> What happened to Maria?
  226. [20:55] <Efreet|24> Shhh
  227. [20:55] <Efreet|24> Just let me work.
  228. [20:55] <Sazir|16> Kk
  229. [20:55] <Belor|10> She is singing Ave Maria obviously.
  230. [20:55] <Vripe> HELL FIRE
  231. [20:55] <Vripe> HELL FIRE
  232. [20:56] <Efreet|24> As you return to the building a vaguely humanoid figure bursts the front door open.
  233. [20:56] <Efreet|24> The severly charred form was probably Maria at one point but she has entered her fully empowered form.
  234. [20:57] <Efreet|24> And all of her un-naturally created flesh is charred black, and her flowing dress is wrapped in flames.
  235. [20:57] <Efreet|24> But she carries the bodies of both Belor and sazir over her boney shoulders.
  236. [20:57] <Efreet|24> She looks toward you with her deep blue eyes.
  237. [20:57] <Efreet|24> A moment later she collapses into a pile of bones.
  238. [20:57] <Efreet|24> Meanwhile.
  239. [20:58] <Efreet|24> Vripe.
  240. [20:58] <Vripe> yup
  241. [20:58] <Efreet|24> As you agonizingly try to pull yourself out the window the smoke begins to choke you.
  242. [20:58] <Vripe> lovely
  243. [20:58] <Efreet|24> As you're losing your conciousness... Adder kicks down the door, left brittle from flames.
  244. [20:59] <Efreet|24> Her back and right arm are badly burned.
  245. [20:59] <Efreet|24> She grabs you, causing you yo scream in pain as she drags you through the basement window.
  246. [21:00] <Efreet|24> The tiny monk limps with you on her back towards the edge of the city.
  247. [21:00] <Efreet|24> You feel her begin to shake as she digs deep for the strength to keep running.
  248. [21:00] <Efreet|24> Until finally she collapses.
  249. [21:01] <Efreet|24> You look back at the pillar of fire where the house once stood and wonder if the others got out.
  250. [21:01] <Efreet|24> As you close your eyes expecting to die in whatever magical blunder the brothers creepy unleashed.
  251. [21:02] <Efreet|24> You're yanked into the air and tossed over a muscular shoulder.
  252. [21:02] <Vripe> wha
  253. [21:02] <@Malakai> (BROWN MUSCLE SLAVEU)
  254. [21:02] <Efreet|24> Malakai then scoops up Adder and runs toward the edge of town cursing and promising to "kill that fucking necromancer"
  255. [21:02] <@Malakai> (Oh, nm, it's just me :D)
  256. [21:03] <Efreet|24> (She escaped with Ally)
  257. [21:03] <@Malakai> (Oh, good)
  258. [21:03] <Efreet|24> (She's currently carrying Hanako-Elf)
  259. [21:03] <Efreet|24> MEANWHILE
  260. [21:03] <Vripe> thought she'd chop the door open with that crazy axe I gave her on a whim
  261. [21:04] <Efreet|24> Ally, standing before the twisting flames has managed to gather up Belor, Sazir, and, if only out of respect for what she just witnessed, Maria's bones.
  262. [21:04] <Efreet|24> (You guys are going to lose most of your treasure from this)
  263. [21:04] <Efreet|24> (I'm only plot devicing so hard god damn it)
  264. [21:05] <Belor|10> (Such is the fate of over reaching evil)
  265. [21:05] <Vripe> another reason to never own anything
  266. [21:06] <Efreet|24> As Ally is preparing to take flight the inferno erupts outward from the house and the Efreet emerges.
  267. [21:06] <Efreet|24> A bolt of roaring flame screams towards her.
  268. [21:07] <Efreet|24> [Wall of Force]
  269. [21:07] <Efreet|24> The inferno crashes and scatters around the invisible bubble of magic projected from the outstretched hand of the half dead Kitsune.
  270. [21:08] <Efreet|24> "Run." Nel more or less orders as he turns to face the infernal Djinn.
  271. [21:08] <@Aeria> "Find me when you're done."
  272. [21:08] * Aeria simply takes off.
  273. [21:08] <Efreet|24> She hurls a fireball at him, only for it to be scattered into raw mana as he counterspells it expertly.
  274. [21:09] <Efreet|24> He conjures a howling gale and you feel a chill as you fly away.
  275. [21:09] <Efreet|24> [Cone of Cold]
  276. [21:10] <Efreet|24> The screaming wind washes over the Efreet and the building she's within as Nel MAximizes the strength of the spell by heightening it to ninth level.
  277. [21:10] <Efreet|24> The Efreet screams as the fire itself is frozen.
  278. [21:10] * Efreet|24 takes 240 cold damage.
  279. [21:11] <Efreet|24> Knowing better than to underestimate and outsider Nel's hands crackle with lightning.
  280. [21:11] <Efreet|24> [Chain Lightning]
  281. [21:11] <Efreet|24> He hurls the streak of raw electricity at the she-demons now nearly glacial form.
  282. [21:11] <Efreet|24> Her frozen limbs deny her a reflex save.
  283. [21:12] <Efreet|24> roll 16d6
  284. [21:12] <!Emilybroshoujo> Efreet|24 rolled : 16d6 --> [ 16d6=61 ]{61}
  285. [21:12] <Efreet|24> The efreet screams as her body is surged with electricity.
  286. [21:13] <Efreet|24> As the Efreet howls in terror Nel coughs blood and gathers up a vast amount of magical energy.
  287. [21:14] <Efreet|24> [Moonfire Can-] His spell is interuppted as he's struck in the back of the head.
  288. [21:14] <Efreet|24> "Enough.... she's already dead."
  289. [21:14] <Efreet|24> The silver haired girl stands over the fox as he coughs and clutches his side.
  290. [21:14] <Efreet|24> He shattered sword falls to the ground as she watches the inferno enveloping the mansion she had come to siege.
  291. [21:15] <Efreet|24> "Terrifying..... both her... and you." The girl says as she looks down at the bleeding kitsune.
  292. [21:15] <Efreet|24> "When did you start puttning so much effort into things?"
  293. [21:16] <Efreet|24> Nel looks up and grits his teeth forcing a condescending smile.
  294. [21:16] <Efreet|24> "What can I say? The girl has a certain charm to her."
  295. [21:16] <Efreet|24> "..... Fool."
  296. [21:17] <Efreet|24> Rain lifts the Fox off the ground and carries him from the burning neighborhood to a safer part of the city.
  297. [21:17] <Efreet|24> "Davian will be angry with you if you save me....."
  298. [21:17] <Efreet|24> "Don't be an idiot... if he actually wanted you dead you'd be dead."
  299. [21:18] <Efreet|24> "Heh...." The kitsune chokes down his words.
  300. [21:18] <Efreet|24> MEANWHILE
  301. [21:18] <Efreet|24> Aeria arrives on the edge of town with the others.
  302. [21:19] <Efreet|24> She ignores Malakai's screaming for an explaination.
  303. [21:19] <Sazir|16> ((Meanwhile, meanwhile, Sazir and Belor are throwing a afterdeath party))
  304. [21:19] <Sazir|16> ((Full of blackjack, and hookers))
  305. [21:19] <Efreet|24> And lays the bodies of her two faithful followers on the ground.
  306. [21:20] <Efreet|24> The words of power flow into her.
  307. [21:20] <Efreet|24> She begins to chant in celestial as she sharply plucks two feathers from her wings.
  308. [21:21] <Efreet|24> Without so much as a wince she allows the blood from the uprooted quills to drip over the bodies of the two fallen spellcasters.
  309. [21:21] <Efreet|24> They both gasp painfully as a swarm of biting flies erupts from their mouths and they awaken, burned and bloody, coughing up maggots.
  310. [21:22] <Efreet|24> Aeria collapses.
  311. [21:22] <Efreet|24> She falls into the arms of the waiting Malakai, and he lays her gently down on the ground.
  312. [21:23] * Sazir|16 coughs and looks around. "...Oh...we're back. How unfortunate."
  313. [21:23] <Efreet|24> Before BEATING THE SHIT out of the two newly revived spellcaster.
  314. [21:23] <Efreet|24> Roll for subdual damage with unarmed attacks.
  315. [21:23] <!Emilybroshoujo> Efreet|24 rolled : for subdual damage with unarmed attacks. --> error: malformed expression
  316. [21:23] <Efreet|24> d6 + your strength.
  317. [21:23] <Efreet|24> They can't retaliate anyway, they both have one hit point.
  318. [21:23] <@Malakai> roll 1d6+5
  319. [21:23] <!Emilybroshoujo> Malakai rolled : 1d6+5 --> [ 1d6=4 ]{9}
  320. [21:24] <Efreet|24> You both drop to -8 in nonlethal damage, as your heads are cracked together.
  321. [21:24] <Efreet|24> You totally deserved that.
  322. [21:24] <@Malakai> (I imagine my blows make the sound that Tryndamere makes when he beats the shit out of stuff. WAPSH, WAPSH, WAPSH)
  323. [21:24] <Sazir|16> I did shit captain
  324. [21:24] <Sazir|16> OTHER THAN DREAM THE DREAM
  325. [21:25] <Sazir|16> OF A LITTLE LITCH GIRL
  326. [21:25] <Efreet|24> Donnie will arrange to have your party relocated to Phelia after you heal, but for now you'll be taken to one of her hide outs in the country.
  327. [21:25] <Efreet|24> Also.
  328. [21:25] <Efreet|24> As you're being carried away.
  329. [21:25] <Efreet|24> Rose comes casually strolling out of the city Carrying a dead body in a sack and a bag of slightly charred books.
  330. [21:26] <Efreet|24> That, and the items you all have equipped is all that remains of your treasure.
  331. [21:26] <Efreet|24> No money.
  332. [21:26] <Efreet|24> At all.
  333. [21:26] <Efreet|24> You also get no xp since Nel did all the work.
  334. [21:26] <Efreet|24> None of you even attacked her, not that it wasn't a good decision.
  335. [21:27] <Vripe> I almost climbed out of a window
  336. [21:27] <Vripe> that's gotta be worth something
  337. [21:27] <Efreet|24> Nel will be left on the door of the hideout expertly bandaged the next day.
  338. [21:27] <Sazir|16> Wait
  339. [21:27] <Efreet|24> All of you will take several days to fully recover.
  340. [21:27] <Sazir|16> ..MY DRAGON
  341. [21:27] <Sazir|16> NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  342. [21:27] <Sazir|16> AND MY HARPY
  343. [21:27] <@Malakai> aww
  344. [21:27] <Sazir|16> DOUBLE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  345. [21:27] <Vripe> you'd kill us all with those, too
  346. [21:28] <@Malakai> Wait, what about Sazir's slime?
  347. [21:28] <Efreet|24> The Harpy egg was in the bag with the books.
  348. [21:28] <@Malakai> It was sentient, wasn't it?
  349. [21:28] <Efreet|24> The dragon is probably alive.
  350. [21:28] <Sazir|16> Hey, I didn't do shit this time.
  351. [21:28] <Sazir|16> SOMEONE
  352. [21:28] <Sazir|16> JUST HAD TO ENSLAVE THE EFREET
  353. [21:28] <Sazir|16> Rather than just subdoing with LOOOOOOOVE
  354. [21:28] <Efreet|24> The slime escaped into the sewers of Dantora.
  355. [21:28] <@Malakai> Better hope it had some form of loyalty to you Sazir
  356. [21:29] <Efreet|24> All of the people who had recently disappeared mysteriously return home over the next few days.
  357. [21:29] <Belor|10> I would pick the same choice over again.
  358. [21:29] <Efreet|24> The townspeople call it a miracle.
  359. [21:29] <Vripe> ahahaha, I thought so
  360. [21:29] <Belor|10> Crazy evil
  361. [21:29] <@Malakai> HA
  362. [21:29] <Sazir|16> Actually, I was gonna release it in the sewers eventually-SHE'S REVIVING EVERYONE
  363. [21:29] <Sazir|16> Still though
  364. [21:29] <Sazir|16> My white drake ;-;
  365. [21:29] <Efreet|24> The Rose
  366. [21:29] <Efreet|24> is
  367. [21:29] <Efreet|24> PISSED
  368. [21:29] <@Aeria> ;-;
  369. [21:29] <Efreet|24> The white drake lived.
  370. [21:29] <Efreet|24> It was about to die.
  371. [21:29] <Efreet|24> Until Nel iced the place.
  372. [21:29] <Sazir|16> Yay!
  373. [21:29] <Efreet|24> Which healed it.
  374. [21:30] <@Aeria> >Taco has a white drake
  375. [21:30] <Sazir|16> My dream of making it my main mount once I become a lich still lives!
  376. [21:30] <@Aeria> whatdafuck when did this happen
  377. [21:30] <@Aeria> ;_;
  378. [21:30] <@Malakai> The dragon
  379. [21:30] <@Malakai> it was a white drake
  380. [21:30] <Efreet|24> She's now living in the frozen remains of your former hideout.
  381. [21:30] <Efreet|24> The ice won't melt.
  382. [21:30] <@Malakai> ....I think
  383. [21:30] <Efreet|24> Ever.
  384. [21:30] <Sazir|16> Actually, funny enough: All of my undead can be healed with cold magic shit
  385. [21:30] <Sazir|16> So that means my White Drake, once it becomes of age, can always heal all of my bitches
  386. [21:31] <Efreet|24> You'll have to go back and get her later.
  387. [21:31] <Sazir|16> Of course he will, this is Sazir after all.
  388. [21:31] <Belor|10> And now this gives me the perfect chance for Belor to get serious.
  389. [21:31] <Efreet|24> Also there's now a giant hunk of solid copper under a glacier that doesn't melt in Dantora.
  390. [21:31] <Sazir|16> Pfhahahah
  391. [21:31] <Efreet|24> You guys know how to leave a mark on an area.
  392. [21:31] <Efreet|24> FYI Ally can't do that again.
  393. [21:31] <Belor|10> It is what we do.
  394. [21:31] <Sazir|16> Alright
  395. [21:31] <Efreet|24> Like I said, everybody get's one.
  396. [21:32] <Belor|10> Aye aye.
  397. [21:32] <Sazir|16> Even though it wasn't my fault this time?
  398. [21:32] <Efreet|24> That plot device is now exhausted.
  399. [21:32] <Sazir|16> ..I say this time because I know for sure Sazir is gonna do something that may or may not kill everyone in the world.
  400. [21:32] <Efreet|24> Yes, it was your fault for not giving the Efreet back to Malakai.
  401. [21:32] <@Malakai> It wasn't your fault, but she still had to d-goddammn it sazir
  402. [21:32] <Efreet|24> Just because the act is alignment consistent doesn't mean you can avoid karma for it.
  403. [21:33] <Sazir|16> Indeed
  404. [21:33] <Sazir|16> Ah well, live and learn I suppose
  405. [21:33] <Sazir|16> By the by
  406. [21:33] <@Malakai> LIVE AND LEARRRRRRN
  407. [21:33] <Belor|10> Well, lets put it this way.
  408. [21:33] <Efreet|24> None of you are ever allowed to accuse me of trying to kill you again.
  409. [21:33] <Sazir|16> If Sazir didn't die?
  410. [21:33] <Efreet|24> I am the nicest DM ever.
  411. [21:33] <Belor|10> That was the least harmful thing I could think of.
  412. [21:33] <Sazir|16> Belor would have totally have been turned into a little girl.
  413. [21:33] <@Malakai> heh
  414. [21:34] <@Aeria> Can I?
  415. [21:34] <Sazir|16> AND IN TWO MORE LEVELS, DEATH EFFECTS WILL DO SHIT TO ME CAPTAIN
  416. [21:34] <@Aeria> I want my chuildhood back.
  417. [21:34] <Sazir|16> MWHAHAHAHA
  418. [21:34] <Efreet|24> Efreet wishes are ALWAYS a bad idea.
  419. [21:34] <Sazir|16> Should have given the last wish to Malakai
  420. [21:34] <Sazir|16> And just WATCH
  421. [21:34] <Efreet|24> We're done for the night.
  422. [21:34] <Vripe> usually when the DM says it's a bad idea like fifty times
  423. [21:35] <Efreet|24> Oh shush ANTS, you'd have made a wish and you know it.
  424. [21:35] <Vripe> I was gonna wish for her to do a handstand
  425. [21:35] <Belor|10> Well on the bright side we pissed off the Roses in the end.
  426. [21:36] <Belor|10> I think that is what really matters.
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