We are AAA

We are number one but it’s about the current state of videogames

-Are you a greedy dev?
* Well,  technically...uh,.nah
-Have you ever, made a great game, like a real superseller?
*Na
-Have you ever tried Season Pass?
* Nah nah!
-Alright, it seems that I will have to teach you how to make VIDYA
[saxophone solo]
HEY!

Chorus: We are AAA (x2)

-Now listen closely.
Here’s a little lesson in jewery,
This will be our great hit of this E3.
If you want to launch a game that’s AAA,
Just sell false promises and you will sure be praised

Just follow my lead,to get your prize
Be careful or they’ll  see through your lies
No no, don’t touch that

Chorus

-Ha, ha,ha!
Now look at this trailer that I just got
When I say go, you ready the show
GO!
THIS WAS FOR HIM NOT ME. Ugh, let’s try something else
Now watch and learn, here’s the thing
You add some shit like good ol’ Pay 2 Win (HAHAHA!)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING??

Chorus and etc.