The most unexpected thing to ever happen

>Be a very tired and nervous Anon.
>You’ve been running for a good while now and you don’t want to stop.
>It was about thirty minutes ago when everything was going smoothly.
>You were at a bank with a few other guys, ready to rob the place for some money.
>It wasn’t for some nefarious reason like revenge or that the bank fucked you over.
>No, you were literally kidnapped and forced to do this.
>They handed you a gun, a mask and a well worded threat that your family will die if I fuck up.
>You didn’t try to argue or fight back.
>Not with a shotgun pointed at your skull.
>Anyways it was like those movies were a gang robs a bank.
>Yelling “Get down”, tying up a few guys, opening the safe and taking the money.
>It was almost disappointing to see.
>It’s like they just watch a movie and decided to copy it.
>Good news was that no one was stupid enough to run so no deaths.
>But with every bit of good news, there’s always bad news that follows.
>Once they robbers got there money, they got in the van, roughly pushing you inside, and drove away.
>It almost looked like they would get away scott free if it wasn’t for one thing.
>The van just passed a few traffic lights before it suddenly stopped and was tipped over.
>Most of the robbers tried to make a run for it and were captured for their troubles.
>As you left the van, you pulled off the mask and began walking away.
>You didn’t even make it to the sidewalk when you heard someone telling you to stop.
>Looking around, you were surprised and afraid to see Super-Woman staring at you.
>It seemed like an eternity before you did the only thing that you could do in a situation like this.
>You ran.
>Might have been the dumbest thing you ever did, but you didn't want to deal with a woman that could turn you into a human pretzel.
>Anyways you ran through many stores, parks, parking lots and alleys just to lose the alien superhero.
>It didn’t work as she was able to keep up with you and called for some back up.
>It’s the only explanation on how a few spells were shot at you, the batmobile started to chase you and a few pink energy blasts were shot in your general direction.
“Have to thank Sunset for talking into those classes,” you said, breathing heavily while leaning against a warehouse wall.
>Spending about twenty minutes to run from heroes wasn't what you envisioned you would do today.
>But it happened.
>You were tired and needed a breather before you could head home.
>You were hoping that Super-Woman or her posse wouldn’t find you.
“Now how do get to Canterlot High from here?” you asked, trying to find your phone.
> “Just walk down Gulley Drive for about ten minutes. You can’t miss it,” a motherly voice said from behind you.
“Really?” you asked, turning to thank the person for the directions.
>You instantly regretted it as the person behind you was no other than Super-Woman, floating there with her arms crossed under her chest.
>It was strange seeing her just float there with her bright pink, green, blue colored hair swaying in the wind, staring at you.
>She looked intimidating yet not all at once, not moving from her spot.
>Holding your hands up, you began to walk away from her while keeping eye contact.
>You didn’t even take five steps when you bumped into something.
>It was strange to feel two bumps on your back and warm air on your neck.
>Taking a huge chance and risk, you moved one of your hands to your back.
>The moment you felt warm skin, you heard a gentle giggle behind you.
>You slowly moved your head to a woman with pink and yellow hair with glowing pink eyes, wearing pink thigh highs and an unusual swimsuit.
> “Hi,” the mysterious woman said cheerfully, causing you to back away from her.
“I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do it,” you said, a bit too quickly with your hands raised while backing away slowly.
> “That’s what they all say,” Super-Woman said, floating next to the other woman with a smile on her face.
>Suddenly a black bat-themed hero and a woman in a blue cloak with white and purple hair landed on both sides of the other two heroes.
>You instantly recognized the newcomers as Batwoman and Raven.
“I'm so fucked,” you whispered, seeing Super-Woman giggle as you take a step back.
>You were debating on whether it was better to run or not when you heard something.
> “IT’S MORPHIN TIME!!” a bunch of voices yelled, making you jump slightly.
> “MASTODON!”
> “PTERODACTYL!”
> “TRICERATOPS!”
> “SABER TOOTH TIGER!”
> “TYRANNOSAURUS!”
> “DRAGONZORD!”
> “WHITE TIGER!”
>You turned just in time to see seven girls, in tight spandex, land and start to pose.
> “We're here to stop your reign of evil,” the black suited ranger said in a raspy voice.
> “It never pays to be a meanie pants,” the pink suited ranger said in a bubbly voice.
>At this point, you just tuned them out as you were wondering what was going on with your life.
>This kinda stuff shouldn't happen to you.
>You wondered if you pissed off some god, goddess or deity in a past life.
>It would certainly explain what the fuck is going on in your life right now.
> “Cause we're the POWER RANGERS!!” the group of spandexed girl yelled, posing as an explosion went off behind them.
>...... How?
>You saw Super-Woman fly towards them while clapping slowly.
> “That was great girls. Perfect execution with your speech and poses. Unfortunately you're not needed for this,” Super-Woman said evenly, landing on the ground.
> “Oh come on. We've haven't had any action for a while now. Can't you let us take care of this for once?” the black ranger asked, pointing at you.
>You felt somewhat offended as Batwoman walked towards the colorful group, pulling out a few papers from her belt?
>Not what you were expecting, but you stood there.
>To see where this goes of course.
> “In our contract, it clearly states that all criminal activity falls into the superhero category. Unless he's in league with your nemesis, Empress Starlight, then you can fight him,” Batwoman said, putting the contract away….somewhere.
>Where does she keep everything and how?
> “Well you butted into our battle last Thursday so we should have this,” the red ranger said, hands on her shapely hips.
>Why did these rangers and heroes have great asses?
>She sounded familiar to you, but it was hard to tell from here.
>The other rangers were nodding to their leader(?) as they pulled out weapons from nowhere.
>Did they just pull weapons out of their shapely asses?
>Why are you thinking this?
> “Your battle destroyed a few buildings,” Raven said, appearing from the shadows.
> “We had it covered, darling. If you just gave us a little more time, we could have defeated that ruffian,” the white ranger said, looking away from the older heroes.
> “Just like you were made into a giant pizza,” Super-Woman said, grinning at the younger heroes.
>That seemed to be the last straw as the black and yellow rangers tackled Batwoman.
>Raven tried to use her magic to help her comrade, but had to dodge a sword and dagger.
>Suddenly a pink pterodactyl appeared and started to fight lasers at the other heroes.
>An explosion went off as a Batwoman held a hand to her ear and said something you couldn’t hear.
>The next moment a knock off Godzilla rose from the waters as a giant green fist hit it.
>Soon more heroes flew in and started to fight giant robot dinosaurs that appeared out of nowhere.
“I’m not sure what’s even going on anymore,” you said, slowly backing away from the battle.
>You really wanted to forget what happened today.