The Fleet Gets It Worse (+ Shitposting)

Dane Gustavia asks, "Are you perchance botanophobic?"
 [Command] Hayley Coldsmith says, "Check if Sanders is on sensors"
Priority Announcement


We have temporarily raised our alert level to coincide with a potential issue arising from a level 7 biohazard. Stay safe.
 -Butch Carter (Senior Enlisted Advisor)

newscaster beeps, "New Announcement Available"
 [Command] Trinity Montrino says, "He is not, Ensign Coldsmith."
 [Common] Calliope Astarte says, "Holy shit"
Amelia Griswold furrows her brow at Dane Gustavia. "Botano-...afraid of plants, dear?" she asks.
 [Command] Hayley Coldsmith says, "Shit."
A.I.  Announcement


Blue alert detected: Body armor is authorized for personnel. Binary suit sensor settings mandatory.
 -T.H.O.M.A.S.

newscaster beeps, "New Announcement Available"
 [Common] Glyki rumbles, "Nekksryl."
 [Command] Butch Carter asks, "Lieutenant, that /was/ the reason for the blue alert, correct?"
 [Common] Calliope Astarte says, "Pretty sure the biohazard was stomped like uh, ten minutes ago"
Dane Gustavia says, "This question is a direct follow up to that... sound... you made shortly before announcing the presence of vines."
 [Command] Zuo Anguo says, "Yes."
Expeditionary Command Update



SEV Torch Sensor Array


Unknown biological entity has been detected near the SEV Torch, please stand-by.


newscaster beeps, "New Announcement Available"
 [Command] Butch Carter says, "OK, good."
 [Command] Zuo Anguo says, "Now that's it's solved, we should be fine. Oh gods."
 [Common] Butch Carter says, "Also for carp."
Amelia Griswold blinks, chuckling awkwardly as she rubs the back of her head.
 [Common] Calliope Astarte says, "Again, that doesn't really call for blue alert."
 [Common] Calliope Astarte says, "Plus our shields will repel them"
 [Common] Butch Carter says, "There may also be spiders on board, depending on if somebody smushed them."
Amelia Griswold shouts, "I was just.../alarmed/, dear. The vines sprouted up right behind me as I was buying some raisins!"
 [Common] Calliope Astarte says, "But yeah, your call."
Dane Gustavia asks, "Revenge for daring to eat fruit, eh?"
 [Medical] Akiro Nagashima asks, "Any other wounded, AI?"
Dane Gustavia says, "Definitely good timing."
 [Medical] T.H.O.M.A.S. states, "This unit is not aware of any other wounded."
 [Supply] Emilia Pontes asks, "Schmidt or Zameron, mind sending a destination tagger to the mess?"
Amelia Griswold grins at Dane Gustavia, leaning her head back affably.
 [Command] Trinity Montrino says, "Coldsmith-- Sanders is on the Charon."
 [Command] Trinity Montrino says, "I have visual confirmation."
Amelia Griswold asks, "I suppose it was, dear. Was there anything else you wanted to talk to me about?"
Dane Gustavia says, "You understand of course, that this may indicate the plants are sentient."
 [Common] Flimsy Parkins says, "Aww man, you got blood all over my bay."
 [Command] Hayley Coldsmith asks, "On my way to the teleporter on D1, AI can you set it?"
 [Common] Calliope Astarte says, "Aw naaaaaw."
Dane Gustavia says, "And therefore this could be a first contact scenario."
 [Supply] Art Zameron asks, "Do we have a spare?"
 [Exploration] Hayley Coldsmith says, "He's on the Charon"
 [Common] Flimsy Parkins exclaims, "Yeah!"
 [Exploration] Hayley Coldsmith says, "I'm teleporting down"
Hayley Coldsmith talks into the pathfinder's bowman headset
Amelia Griswold scratches her head, frowning.
 [Supply] Emilia Pontes says, "Print one with the autolathe."
Dane Gustavia says, "I'm joking."
Dane Gustavia says, "Though the possibility is there."
Amelia Griswold says, "Er...well, if that were the case, dear, I'm afraid we're long past the chance for diplomacy."
 [Command] Hayley Coldsmith says, "AI, please open this."
Amelia Griswold brims widely at Gustavia.
Dane Gustavia says, "So it seems. Well, next time vines sprout up, at least know we've provoked them."
Dane Gustavia chuckles.
Dane Gustavia asks, "Do you approve of being called by your title?"
Amelia Griswold exclaims, "Of course, dear. Thank you for dropping by!"
  Earthcrusher: yo what is the best classic Americana band and why is it literally the band "America'
Amelia Griswold asks, "Ah. Which title, dear?"
  111none: BEst band is the who
Dane Gustavia says, "Captain."
  111none: fite me irl
  Earthcrusher: ok that's a good answer, but not correct
  Zuhayr: what apout iggy pop
Dane Gustavia says, "I had used it earlier to the surprise of both deck technicians."
  Sergeant Adam: both are wrong
  Earthcrusher: he's old and gross
 [Command] Trinity Montrino says, "Captain, all exploratory staff have been counted-- they should be returnin' with the Charon shortly."
  Sergeant Adam: the best band is okilly dokilly
  Zuhayr: ur old and gross
  Earthcrusher: i know :\
 [Command] Dane Gustavia says, "Good to hear."
Dane Gustavia says, "Good to hear."
 [Medical] Arilene Dar'Mangma asks, "Hey, it is possible to make the robot shut up?"
Amelia Griswold says, "No, not at all, dear! I merely lean toward 'Doctor' so as not to.../upstage/ your authority. You know how confusing it can get for some of the less experienced explorers, dear."
 [Medical] T.H.O.M.A.S. states, "The robot will reqiure the roboticist to turn off its speaker."
 [Medical] Arilene Dar'Mangma asks, "You around?"
Dane Gustavia nods.
 [Medical] Flimsy Parkins says, "Oh, yeah. One sec."
 [Medical] Flimsy Parkins says, "Gotta finish arranging this table."
 [Medical] Arilene Dar'Mangma says, "No rush."
  Dane Gustavia: Just remember that I asked if you approve and you said not at all.
  Amelia Griswold: oof
Attention! Alert level lowered to code green.
The situation has been resolved, and all crew are to return to their regular duties.
newscaster beeps, "New Announcement Available"
 [Engineering] Calliope Astarte says, "My old brig fort is coming along pretty well if anyone wants to check it out."
 [Command] Hayley Coldsmith says, "This is Charon, we're back."
 [Command] Hayley Coldsmith says, "I think we're done with exploring for a bit"
 [Command] Hayley Coldsmith says, "Gotta change some pants."
 [Command] Trinity Montrino says, "Acknowledged"
 [Engineering] Flimsy Parkins asks, "She gets a brig fort but I can't seal up my maintenance area?"
 [Engineering] Frank says, "There was a very high load on the Master network but it is gone now but that was weird."
Dane Gustavia says, "I believe that concludes this meeting."
 [Engineering] Zuo Anguo says, "She /asked/. You didn't."
 [Engineering] Calliope Astarte says, "Mine isn't hidden smarty pants./"
 [Engineering] Flimsy Parkins yells, "It's kinda hidden!"
  Amelia Griswold: i did the opposite of when people ask "do you mind" and the other person says "yes"
 [Engineering] Calliope Astarte says, "There are fucking lights near the door"
 [Engineering] Calliope Astarte says, "The doors are big and yellow"
 [Engineering] Calliope Astarte says, "It's the opposite of hidden"
Amelia Griswold says, "Thank you for coming in again, dear. I'll see you around."
 [Engineering] Flimsy Parkins says, "Wow, you suck at hiding things."
 [Engineering] Calliope Astarte says, "I wasn't trying to hide it jackass."
 [Medical] Jim Anderson says, "A.I, Walk me  through making Peridaxon."
 [Engineering] Frank says, "If I am the only one in Engineering can I turn off the lights because they hurt my eyes and I do not need them."
Dane Gustavia says, ""If they adhere to the timetable," ^ says, "we should be at the next sector in half an hour.""
Amelia Griswold taps the door control button, waving her fingers goodbye with a smile.
  Dane Gustavia: Fuck.
 [Engineering] Calliope Astarte says, "Go ahead Frank."
 [Medical] T.H.O.M.A.S. states, "Acknowleged."
 [Engineering] Zuo Anguo says, "Go ahead."
You unbuckle yourself from the chair.
 [Engineering] Calliope Astarte says, "I've also got hacked vendors in here which is neat."
You buckle yourself to the black captain chair.
Butch Carter says, "Welcome back, Captain."
 [Medical] Akiro Nagashima asks, "Ah, Jim? can you get a few sugar-iron pills when you get the chance?"
*---------*
This is   Butch Carter,  a Human!
He is wearing   a fleet service uniform with   some ranks (E-9 command master chief petty officer) attached. [See accessories].
He is wearing   a fleet beret on his head.
He has   a satchel on his back.
He is wearing   some dress shoes on his feet.
He has   an executive officer's headset on his left ear.
He is wearing   an identification card  [Look at ID].
*---------*

 [Medical] T.H.O.M.A.S. states, "Peridaxon is 1:1:5 bicardine, clonexadone, phoron solution."
 [Command] Hayley Coldsmith yells, "Command, someones hijacking the Charon!"
Dane Gustavia says, "Thank you, master chief."
 [Medical] Jim Anderson says, "Aye."
 [Command] Hayley Coldsmith yells, "Get security down here!"
 [Command] Amelia Griswold exclaims, "W-What...?!"
 [Security] Dane Gustavia exclaims, "Security to Hangar, immediately!"
Dane Gustavia exclaims, "Security to Hangar, immediately!"
 [Common] Trinity Montrino says, "We need security to the Charon.."
 [Common] Calliope Astarte says, "Oh boy"
 [Command] Dane Gustavia asks, "Did they steal your ID?"
Dane Gustavia asks, "Did they steal your ID?"
 [Medical] T.H.O.M.A.S. states, "This unit has accessed the most efficient way to make it from scratch. would you like step-by-step instructions."
You unbuckle yourself from the black captain chair.
  Devildabeast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRlgFyX9Rik real life footage of zuhayr when approached about pariahs
 [Command] Zuo Anguo says, "MAA went cyro."
 [Command] Hayley Coldsmith asks, "Did anyone give access to it?"
 [Medical] Jim Anderson says, "Thanks, yes pelase A.I"
 [Command] Dane Gustavia says, "No."
Dane Gustavia says, "No."
 [Command] Hayley Coldsmith says, "They all had access, my ID is safe."
 [Command] Zuo Anguo says, "Negative on my end."
 [Command] Hayley Coldsmith says, "I'm breaking a window."
 [Command] Dane Gustavia asks, "How?"
Dane Gustavia asks, "How?"
 [Command] Asher Kaplan says, "Negative, sir. It appears Hank Mucke is in the cockpit."
  Sergeant Adam: fun fact those frogs have fangs
 [Command] Trinity Montrino says, "I--"
 [Medical] Flimsy Parkins exclaims, "Knock knock!"
  Devildabeast: they're so ugly i love them
 [Engineering] Calliope Astarte says, "SWEET MOTHER OF FUCKING CHRIST."
Hayley Coldsmith says, "Shit"
  Devildabeast: and they s c r e m
Darin Sanders says, "God damnit."
 [Medical] Flimsy Parkins says, "Oh. I have access. I'm a dumbass."
Hayley Coldsmith says, "They shut the blast doors"
Hayley Coldsmith says, "Teleporter"
 [Command] Zuo Anguo says, "Theoretically, it is possible to destroy the doors with enough electical pulses."
Hayley Coldsmith holsters the titanium deluxe machete.
 [Engineering] Calliope Astarte says, "Parkins, what the FUCK."
 [Engineering] Zuo Anguo asks, "What's wrong?"
 [Command] Trinity Montrino says, "Intelligence, lock down the Charon.. do not let it leave this vessel."
 [Engineering] Flimsy Parkins yells, "What!"
Dane Gustavia says, "Teleporter."
 [Engineering] Calliope Astarte says, "There's enough fucking soda in there to supply a small Terran fucking planet."
 [Command] T.H.O.M.A.S. states, "Acknowleged."
Dane Gustavia asks, "Are you armed?"
 [Engineering] Calliope Astarte says, "Jumping jesus fucking christ."
Locked In
Teleporter disengaged!
Teleporter engaged!
 [Engineering] Flimsy Parkins asks, "... The fuck is wrong with you, is that somethin' to scream over the radio over?"
Locked In
You draw the smartgun, pointing it at the ground.
You holster the smartgun.
 [Engineering] Frank says, "I do not like loud noises because they are annoying."
 [Engineering] Calliope Astarte says, "YEAH."
 [Engineering] Calliope Astarte says, "Er, oh."
 [Command] Zuo Anguo asks, "Right, permission to fire the robotics division for wasting soda for no reason?"
 [Engineering] Calliope Astarte says, "Sorry Frank."
 [Engineering] Flimsy Parkins asks, "Racial insensitivity much?"
 [Command] Hayley Coldsmith says, "AI, let me into the cockpit."
 [Command] Dane Gustavia says, "N.O."
Dane Gustavia says, "N.O."
 [Engineering] Calliope Astarte says, "They're a species not a race."
 [Command] Dane Gustavia says, "Er, I mean, to the soda firing."
Dane Gustavia says, "Er, I mean, to the soda firing."
 [Medical] Jim Anderson asks, "Go on, A.I? You still with me?"
Access denied.
You unlock the panel.
 [Command] Zuo Anguo says, "They also added hidden doors to robotics against my express permission."
 [Command] T.H.O.M.A.S. states, "This unit has been requested to lock down the charon. This unit will lift lockdown when cleared by brdige."
 [Command] Dane Gustavia says, "An ensign to deck three stairs, asap>"
Dane Gustavia says, "An ensign to deck three stairs, asap>"
 [Command] Dane Gustavia says, "Never mind."
Dane Gustavia says, "Never mind."
 [Command] Hayley Coldsmith says, "Bridge, tell the AI to release the lockdown"
 [Medical] T.H.O.M.A.S. states, "Apologies, this unit recieved a higher priority request. One moment."
 [Command] Dane Gustavia says, "Charon lockdown cleared."
Dane Gustavia says, "Charon lockdown cleared."
 [Command] Dane Gustavia asks, "Okay, AI?"
Dane Gustavia asks, "Okay, AI?"
 [Command] T.H.O.M.A.S. states, "Lifted."
You press the power button and start up the console
 [Engineering] Flimsy Parkins says, "... I like soda."
 [Engineering] Calliope Astarte says, "Holy shit really."
 [Engineering] Zuo Anguo asks, "Did you pay for it with your own money?"
 [Engineering] Flimsy Parkins says, "No, I stole soda. I stole fuckin' soda on a SolGov contract's salary."
 [Engineering] Flimsy Parkins says, "That's me."
You buckle yourself to the black captain chair.
 [Engineering] Zuo Anguo says, "Seems like it."
 [Command] Dane Gustavia says, "Right, in that case, act as you see fit."
Dane Gustavia says, "Right, in that case, act as you see fit."
You unbuckle yourself from the black captain chair.
 [Command] Dane Gustavia says, "If you intend to strip them of ID and terminate, please come to my office."
Dane Gustavia says, "If you intend to strip them of ID and terminate, please come to my office."
 [Exploration] Darin Sanders asks, "So what now?"
 [Command] Hayley Coldsmith says, "CO, Hank Muche claims they were just "pretending""
 [Medical] T.H.O.M.A.S. states, "Create 60u cryoxadone by mixing 20u dexalin, 20u water, and 20u acetone"
 [Command] Hayley Coldsmith says, "I'm relieved him of his duty."
 [Command] Dane Gustavia says, "Understood. Please bring his ID to my office or the bridge so I can enact it."
Dane Gustavia says, "Understood. Please bring his ID to my office or the bridge so I can enact it."
 [Engineering] Zuo Anguo says, "Astarte? Please meet meet outside the infirmry."
 [Command] Dane Gustavia says, "For future reference, a good way to stop a ship in its tracks is to pop the fuel tank out before it launches."
Dane Gustavia says, "For future reference, a good way to stop a ship in its tracks is to pop the fuel tank out before it launches."
 [Engineering] Calliope Astarte says, "Oooon my way."
 [Command] Hayley Coldsmith says, "Eh, the window was closer I thought I could get to it quickly."
 [Command] Amelia Griswold says, "I can testify as much, dears; he failed to inform Ensign Coldsmith of /anything/ he was doing."
You press the power button and start up the tablet computer
 [Engineering] Calliope Astarte says, "Here."
 [Engineering] Zuo Anguo says, "Actually, both you and our robotics division, meet me in my office."
 [Engineering] Calliope Astarte says, "Kay."
 [Engineering] Flimsy Parkins says, "I kinda got some stuff going on."
 [Engineering] Zuo Anguo says, "Parkins, that's an order."
 [Engineering] Flimsy Parkins says, "Alright, alright."
You buckle yourself to the chair.
 [Command] Dane Gustavia says, "I'm waiting."
Dane Gustavia says, "I'm waiting."
 [Command] Hayley Coldsmith says, "I'm trying to get them to turn over their weapons"
 [Medical] Jim Anderson says, "A.I, continue."
 [Command] Amelia Griswold says, "Be careful, dear! Explorers can be terribly feisty..."
 [Common] Cryogenic Oversight states, "Glyki, Merchant, has entered long-term storage."
 [Medical] T.H.O.M.A.S. states, "Add 10u phoron. Then, add 10u sodium at a time to convert to clonexadone."
 [Command] Dane Gustavia says, "Mr. Anguo is also welcome to bring an ID in for modification."
Dane Gustavia says, "Mr. Anguo is also welcome to bring an ID in for modification."
 [Engineering] Zuo Anguo says, "Where are you? Astarte was in the old brig and she beat you to it."
 [Command] Zuo Anguo says, "Please hold, I shall be there shortly."
 [Engineering] Flimsy Parkins shouts, "I'm not gonna go to your office with blood all over my uniform!"
 [Engineering] Zuo Anguo says, "I don't care."
 [Engineering] Zuo Anguo says, "Show up. Now."
 [Engineering] Flimsy Parkins says sarcastically, "Sir yes -sir-."
 [Command] Dane Gustavia says, "By what I'm hearing, shortly isn't the right word."
Dane Gustavia says, "By what I'm hearing, shortly isn't the right word."
 [Command] Zuo Anguo says, "I was going to amend that."
Hayley Coldsmith says, "Sir."
Hayley Coldsmith salutes.
Mark Zhukov says, "Haha, she saluted.."
Mark Zhukov says, "Oh, wait."
Jonathan Merzbow says, "Man, shut up."
Mark Zhukov says, "That's the.. nevermind."
 [Supply] Jasper Schmidt says, "Well, i'm heading to Cryo. It's a shame the CE didn't grant me any permit to make an office in the back. Oh well, you two have a good one."
Hank Mucke points to the display case
 [Common] Cryogenic Oversight states, "Judah Lee, Explorer, has entered long-term storage."
Hank Mucke says, "Check that awesome shit out."
 [Command] Hayley Coldsmith says, "Master Chief, when this is all said and done you might want to have a word with Zhukov seperately over his treatment of officers."
Mark Zhukov handed the flask to Hank Mucke.
*---------*
This is   Jonathan Merzbow,  a Human!
He is wearing   a chef's uniform.
He has   a khaki leather satchel on his back.
He has   a pack of Professional 120s about his waist.
He is wearing   some black shoes on his feet.
He has   an eyepatch covering his eyes.
He has   a service radio headset on his left ear.
He is wearing   a PDA  [Look at ID].
He has a fresh skin on his right hand.
A scruffy looking man of average hei... More...
*---------*

 [Supply] Emilia Pontes says, "Rest well."
*---------*
This is   Hank Mucke,  a Human!
He is wearing   an expeditionary uniform with   some ranks (E-3 explorer) and   a large webbing attached. [See accessories].
He has   a green rucksack on his back.
He has   a PDA about his waist.
He is wearing   some dress shoes on his feet.
He has   a prescription glasses covering his eyes.
He is wearing   a wallet  [Look at ID].
*---------*

Hayley Coldsmith says, "Here are our "mutiners" sir"
Mark Zhukov says, "Wh-"
Mark Zhukov shouts, "You going to call us rapists next?!"
Dane Gustavia asks, "Are you sure these people are capable of it?"
Jonathan Merzbow says, "Hey, lady, I'm not a muti-anything."
Hank Mucke says, "Hi. I'm Hank."
Hayley Coldsmith says, "I admittly jumped the gun a bit, they claim they were "messing around.""
Hayley Coldsmith points to Hank Mucke
Hayley Coldsmith says, "He has access to the Charon."
Hayley Coldsmith says, "But not the helm console."
Hayley Coldsmith says, "That's how they got in."
Hank Mucke says, "Look."
Jonathan Merzbow buckles themselves to the black chair.
Hank Mucke asks, "We were playing pretend. I was the bad space pirate and those guys were the vigilantes. You get me?"
Hayley Coldsmith says, "They also took equipment from exploration st-"
Hayley Coldsmith asks, "Are you?"
Mark Zhukov buckles themselves to the black chair.
Hayley Coldsmith says, "Eating"
Hank Mucke yells, "GUYS!"
Hayley Coldsmith asks, "His donuts?"
Hank Mucke shouts, "Come on!"
Jonathan Merzbow says, "Wh-"
Mark Zhukov says, "Oh, shit."
Jonathan Merzbow says, "Oh."
Mark Zhukov unbuckled themselves!
Mark Zhukov says, "Sorry, sir."
Jonathan Merzbow says, "I thought they were there for everyone."
Mark Zhukov says, "Yeah, same."
 [Command] Trinity Montrino says, "Ensign Kaplan, I need to speak with you."
Jonathan Merzbow says, "Liek a communal, uh."
 [Command] Zuo Anguo asks, "Can anyone confirm that robotics bought a hardsuit?"
Hank Mucke says, "...well, he does have a point. Those are a lot of donuts."
Jonathan Merzbow says, "Sorry."
Hank Mucke asks, "How's gonna eat all those donuts by themselves?"
Hank Mucke says, "Anyway, sorry, I got a little off track."
Jonathan Merzbow twiddles his thumbs.
 [Command] Hayley Coldsmith asks, "Deck Officer, can you remove the fuel supplies?"
Hayley Coldsmith asks, "Deck Officer, can you remove the fuel supplies?"
 [Command] Hayley Coldsmith says, "If you haven't already."
Hayley Coldsmith says, "If you haven't already."
 [Common] Amelia Griswold yells, "Deck 2 ladders are terribly dark!"
 [Common] Calliope Astarte says, "We're aware."
 [Command] Asher Kaplan asks, "Aye, Ensign. Where at?"
 [Common] Calliope Astarte says, "Frank doesn't like the light"
Mark Zhukov says, "Get out of the chair man, this is the captain we're talking to."
Mark Zhukov says, "Christ."
Jonathan Merzbow unbuckled themselves!
 [Common] Amelia Griswold says, "Oh, er...right! Frank...of course...eheh..."
 [Common] Amelia Griswold coughs.
Jonathan Merzbow says, "This has nothing to do with me."
Jonathan Merzbow says, "I'm practically a spectator."
Hank Mucke says, "Look. Sir."
Hank Mucke says, "...how many thalers is it going to take to let this slide? I really don't wanna lose my job."
Mark Zhukov whispers, "I* ** **** ** **m*t******?"
Hank Mucke says, "I love it in the hangar."
Hayley Coldsmith covers her face with her palm.
Zuo Anguo knocks on the electrochromic window.
Mark Zhukov says, "Yeah, I got a few thalers saved up too, cap."
Mark Zhukov says, "We can all chip in."
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Hank Mucke says, "How about I throw out a number and you just tell me when to stop."
Jonathan Merzbow exclaims, "Hey, now hold on!"
Zuo Anguo asks, "Yes?"
Hank Mucke says, "One hundred."
Hayley Coldsmith says, "I'm actually speachless."
Jonathan Merzbow shouts, "Hold on here!"
Hank Mucke asks, "...two hundred?"
Zuo Anguo says, "She got on my last damn nerve."
Hank Mucke says, "..... four hundred."
  Dane Gustavia: Ok.
 [Engineering] Flimsy Parkins says, "Everything's okay, Frank! You didn't do anything wrong."
Zuo Anguo sighs.
  Dane Gustavia: Did the server just crash for everyone else too?
Jonathan Merzbow says, "Look, I'm a cook on contract from a fucking service company."
Zuo Anguo says, "You're fine."
 [Command] Hayley Coldsmith says, "They're attempting to bribe the CO..."
Hayley Coldsmith talks into the pathfinder's bowman headset
  Dane Gustavia: Because I had a minute where I could not connect.
 [Command] Trinity Montrino asks, "I-- what..?"
Hank Mucke says, "Five hundred? Five hundred? Nevermind, I don't even have that much."
Zuo Anguo says, "Just don't act stupid."
Jonathan Merzbow says, "And these guys, they come by my kitchen."
  Hank Mucke: just you
Mark Zhukov says, "Shut the fuck up, Jonathan."
  Hayley Coldsmith: Oh did you crash out? You missed some of the greatest RP I've ever seen on Bay
  Hayley Coldsmith: Damn
Jonathan Merzbow shouts, "You shut the fuck up!"
  Dane Gustavia: FML.
Zuo Anguo says, "I can too. It's alright."
Jonathan Merzbow yells, "I'm gonna kick your ass!"
Mark Zhukov says, "I swear to god, man."
Dane Gustavia says, "I have better things to do than accept bribes."
Zuo Anguo says, "Dismissed."
Mark Zhukov says, "Calm the fuck down."
 [Medical] T.H.O.M.A.S. states, "Once this is complete, pour 10u bicardine into the beaker to convert to peridaxon."
Hank Mucke asks, "Okay... so, can I keep my job?"
Zuo Anguo asks, "Ensign?"
 [Command] Hayley Coldsmith says, "I wish I was joking."
Hayley Coldsmith talks into the pathfinder's bowman headset
Trinity Montrino asks, "Sir--?"
Dane Gustavia says, "I"m more curious as to why you'd screw around in the charon."
Zuo Anguo handed the sheet of paper to Trinity Montrino.
  Dane Gustavia: Just run me through it quickly.
Hank Mucke says, "Well... it's a nice setpiece for playing pretend."
  Dane Gustavia: I'll pick it up.
Mark Zhukov says, "We were on a training mission, sir."
 [Medical] T.H.O.M.A.S. states, "Continue until clonexadone has been converted."
*---------*
This is   Mark Zhukov,  a Human!
He is wearing   a fleet coveralls with   some ranks (E-3 crewman) attached. [See accessories].
He has   a messenger bag on his back.
He is wearing   some duty boots on his feet.
He has   a service radio headset on his left ear.
He is wearing   an identification card  [Look at ID].
*---------*

 [Command] Amelia Griswold shouts, "Well, this is /certainly/ unbecoming of...hmph...!"
*---------*
This is   Jonathan Merzbow,  a Human!
He is wearing   a chef's uniform.
He has   a khaki leather satchel on his back.
He has   a pack of Professional 120s about his waist.
He is wearing   some black shoes on his feet.
He has   an eyepatch covering his eyes.
He has   a service radio headset on his left ear.
He is wearing   a PDA  [Look at ID].
He has a fresh skin on his right hand.
A scruffy looking man of average hei... More...
*---------*

Mark Zhukov says, "Uh, pretend."
  Hayley Coldsmith: You saw the bit about bribery, it was just uh
Mark Zhukov says, "Pretend training mission."
Squinting her eyes, Trinity Montrino reads over the paper swiftly.. a smile coming to her face.
  Hayley Coldsmith: They ate some of your donuts?
  Hank Mucke: foolery
  Hayley Coldsmith: Yeah.
  Jonathan Merzbow: i ate 0 donuts
  Jonathan Merzbow: i was scolded
Zuo Anguo says, "Good luck. Shame to see talent wasted here."
 [Engineering] Frank says, "I am not worried about me because I am not in trouble but I am not stupid so I know something is happening."
  Hayley Coldsmith: Somehow they managed to make fools of EC, Fleet, and Civi
  Hayley Coldsmith: In about 30 seconds
*---------*
This is   Jonathan Merzbow,  a Human!
He is wearing   a chef's uniform.
He has   a khaki leather satchel on his back.
He has   a pack of Professional 120s about his waist.
He is wearing   some black shoes on his feet.
He has   an eyepatch covering his eyes.
He has   a service radio headset on his left ear.
He is wearing   a PDA  [Look at ID].
He has a fresh skin on his right hand.
A scruffy looking man of average hei... More...
*---------*

Trinity Montrino says, "I appreciate this-- very much, sir.. thank ya' kindly.."
  That's an identification card. It is a tiny item.
An identification card issued to SolGov crewmembers aboard the SEV Torch.
It says 'Jonathan Merzbow, Cook'.
  Hayley Coldsmith: It was pretty impressive how quickly they checked those boxes.
Dane Gustavia says, "Zhukov, you're not a SCGEC unit, and the chef isn't even enlisted."
Zuo Anguo says, "Don't be like me."
 [Engineering] Flimsy Parkins says, "I got fired over soda, Frank. It's not a big deal."
  Jonathan Merzbow: I prefer the term stooge
  Jonathan Merzbow: thank you
 [Engineering] Flimsy Parkins says, "This job sucked anyway."
Mark Zhukov asks, "Pardon me, sir, but what's a SCGEC unit?"
Jonathan Merzbow says, "They bullied me into it."
Jonathan Merzbow says, "I swear."
 [Engineering] Zuo Anguo says, "You got fired because you did something retarded."
Dane Gustavia says, "Come on in, Anguo."
 [Engineering] Frank says, "I do not understand because that doesn't make sense."
 [Common] Calliope Astarte asks, "Then why'd you book a flight on this dlying dumpster?"
Trinity Montrino says, "I--.. of course, sir.."
 [Common] Calliope Astarte says, "Woopsie doopsie"
Zuo Anguo says, "Excuse me."
 [Common] Calliope Astarte says, "Wrong channel."
Hank Mucke says, "Can you guys please keep a lid on it? I'm trying to keep you guys on this ship and not in freakin' space."
Hank Mucke says, "And not the fun kind."
Dane Gustavia says, "Now then."
 [Engineering] Flimsy Parkins says, "I got fired because you put a big, fat bullseye on my forehead."
 [Common] Calliope Astarte says, "I don't retract my statement about the Torch being a flying dumpster though"
  Hayley Coldsmith: For a second I thought it was the SEA walking in covered in blood and I was about to be like DAAAAAMN
Mark Zhukov says, "Wh-"
 [Engineering] Calliope Astarte asks, "Maybe you shouldn't be a massive bitch and make people want to fuck you over then?"
Zuo Anguo asks, "May I also recomened charges to be pressed?"
 [Common] Amelia Griswold mutters, "Noted..."
 [Common] Cryogenic Oversight states, "Kaevra Kirhn, Research Assistant, has entered long-term storage."
 [Engineering] Flimsy Parkins says, "I know how you Fleet guys work. Soon as one of us civvies get mouthy we're enemy number one."
 [Engineering] Flimsy Parkins says, "Sorry miss Astarte, thought I was working with grownups."
 [Engineering] Calliope Astarte says, "The Fleet aren't the easiest to work with, but that shit ain't true."
Dane Gustavia asks, "Merzbow, you're an idiot. Stay in the kitchen and make sandwiches. I don't want even the tip of your eyelash to poke out the door without me knowing about it, got it?"
 [Engineering] Frank says, "Why were you word I do not understand over food because food is necessary."
Hayley Coldsmith says, "Di-"
Hayley Coldsmith says, "Did"
Jonathan Merzbow shouts, "Yes! Got it!"
Hayley Coldsmith says, "Did you just take a drink"
Hayley Coldsmith asks, "From his coffee mug?"
 [Engineering] Flimsy Parkins exclaims, "It's okay, Frank. Everything's good!"
Hank Mucke asks, "Oh, that's not mine?"
Hayley Coldsmith asks, "While he was turned around?"
Hank Mucke says, "I coulda swore I brought it in with me."
Mark Zhukov says, "Jesus christ."
Hank Mucke says, "Huh."
Dane Gustavia says, "The rest of you."
 [Command] Emilia Pontes asks, "...Sublieutenant Anguo, sir?"
Mark Zhukov says, "Look, you can fire Hank. I just want to keep my job."
You remove the identification card from the PDA.
You insert the identification card into the console.
You press the power button and start up the console
 [Engineering] Calliope Astarte says, "You are working with adults, Parkins."
 [Command] Zuo Anguo asks, "Yes?"
Zuo Anguo talks into the chief engineer's headset
 [Command] Amelia Griswold says, "Going to storage, dears! It was a pleasure working with all of you."
 [Engineering] Calliope Astarte says, "You're just the fuckin' kid here."
 [Engineering] Flimsy Parkins says, "Alright."
Dane Gustavia says, "From what I understand, you tried taking the Charon for a joyride."
 [Command] Emilia Pontes says, "The bartender just told me about some kind of explosion- Ah, shit."
 [Command] Trinity Montrino says, "Rest well, ma'am."
 [Common] Emilia Pontes exclaims, "Medic to the mess hall, stat!"
Mark Zhukov whispers, "T*** *** ** *** * ******** ****"
You remove Flimsy Parkins's ID Card (Terminated) from the console.
Hank Mucke yells, "No! We weren't gonna fly it!"
 [Engineering] Zuo Anguo says, "Right, someone get down to the bar. Something blew up."
Zuo Anguo talks into the chief engineer's headset
Hank Mucke says, "We were just messing around in there."
 [Engineering] Calliope Astarte says, "Already here."
Hank Mucke says, "Like uh, hide and seek kinda stuff. I thought up a backstory for it."
 [Engineering] Calliope Astarte says, "The mess looks to be uh, intact."
Dane Gustavia says, "When you play hide and seek, you hide in a place that doesn't have cameras literally everywhere."
Hank Mucke sighs.
 [Engineering] Zuo Anguo says, "Ask the barkeep."
Zuo Anguo talks into the chief engineer's headset
Dane Gustavia says, "The Charon has more cameras over its area than this ship."
Hayley Coldsmith is re-evaluating life choices.
 [Engineering] Calliope Astarte says, "To be honest it looks cleaner than usual"
Hank Mucke says, "I'll remember that next time..."
Mark Zhukov says, "Alright."
Mark Zhukov says, "Fine."
Mark Zhukov says, "I'll admit it."
Mark Zhukov says, "We were playing cops vs criminals."
 [Medical] T.H.O.M.A.S. states, "A minimum of 5u phoron is required to catalyze the reaction."
Zuo Anguo sighs loudly.
Hank Mucke nods emphatically.
Mark Zhukov says, "Hank was the cop, we were the criminals."
Hank Mucke says, "I was going to bring 'em in."
Mark Zhukov says, "We ran into the charon, trying to hide.. he ran in and won."
Dane Gustavia gestures (HS), "Anguo, you can leave if you'd like."
Mark Zhukov says, "Fucking cheater.."
Hayley Coldsmith gestures (HS), "can we just throw them in the brig?"
Hank Mucke says, "Those suits were loud. Not my fault."
 [Common] Akiro Nagashima says, "On the way"
 [Engineering] Frank says, "Hello and I do not see anything damaged in bar."
 [Medical] Jim Anderson says, "I see."
Dane Gustavia gestures (HS), "Or sit and watch the greatest verbal beatdown this sector's ever seen."
Mark Zhukov yells, "It was apart of the ROLE-PLAY!"
Zuo Anguo gestures.
Zuo Anguo gestures (HS), "Of course Sir, I'll watch."
Hayley Coldsmith gestures (HS), "Oh I'm excited."
Mark Zhukov exclaims, "YOU IDIOT!"
 [Engineering] T.H.O.M.A.S. states, "No alarms detected."
Hank Mucke asks, "So what? I have ears don't I?"
Hank Mucke asks, "Oh, so you want me to give you a free pass because you want to wear the exosuit?"
Hank Mucke says, "Yeah okay."
Mark Zhukov says, "Cops are supposed to be dumb."
 [Engineering] Zuo Anguo says, "Ok Frank, go take a break."
Zuo Anguo talks into the chief engineer's headset
Mark Zhukov says, "Oh, w-"
Hank Mucke asks, "Says who?"
 [Engineering] Frank says, "I do not understand."
Dane Gustavia says, "You should have been the cops, then."
Hank Mucke sputters.
Hank Mucke says, "Oof."
Mark Zhukov says, "Yeah, we didn't ask you, Captain."
 [Engineering] Zuo Anguo says, "Relax."
Zuo Anguo talks into the chief engineer's headset
Dane Gustavia says, "Zhukov, I expected better from a fleet boy."
Zuo Anguo says, "Zhukov. You're a disgrace."
Zuo Anguo asks, "Permission to disipline him sir?"
Dane Gustavia says, "Mucke, what the fuck did you smoke."
  That's an AI holopad.
It's a floor-mounted device for projecting holographic images. Its ID is 'the Command - CO's Office'
*---------*
This is   Zuo Anguo,  a Human!
He is wearing   a fleet coveralls with   some ranks (O-2 sub-lieutenant) and   a brown drop pouches attached. [See accessories].
He is wearing   a fleet officer's beret on his head.
He has   a black rucksack on his back.
He is holding   a PDA  [Look at ID] in his left hand.
He has blood-stained hands!
He has   a tool-belt about his waist.
He is wearing   some blood-stained the duty boots on his feet.
He has   a superior welding goggles covering his eyes.
He has   a chief engineer's headset on his left ear.
He is wearing   an identification card  [Look at ID].
He has a bandaged small scab on his left hand.
He has a robotic right hand.
180cm (5ft 11in) tall. Left eye is s... More...
*---------*

Mark Zhukov asks, "Discipline me?"
Hank Mucke says, "Cigarettes sir."
Mark Zhukov asks, "What's that supposed to mean?"
Dane Gustavia says, "Granted. I can handle Anguo."
Hank Mucke says, "About..."
Hank Mucke rolls out his pack.
Hank Mucke says, "Three so far."
 [Engineering] Frank says, "Okay and I will get back to work."
Dane Gustavia says, "Er."
Mark Zhukov whispers, "**m ** * ******"
Dane Gustavia says, "That is, you, anguo, can handle, Zhukov."
Zuo Anguo says, "Get down and give me 500. Now."
Mark Zhukov asks, "Five-Five hundred?"
Hank Mucke tried to hand the rugged cigarette to Mark Zhukov, but Mark Zhukov didn't want it.
 [Medical] Arilene Dar'Mangma says, "Thomas, chem door please."
Zuo Anguo says, "Yes."
Hank Mucke says, "Guess you won't need a smoke."
Mark Zhukov asks, "Five hundred what?"
Zuo Anguo says, "Pushups."
Dane Gustavia says, "Now then, let's have a chat, Mucke."
Mark Zhukov says, "Oh, jeez.."
 [Engineering] Calliope Astarte says, "Be warned, the Chef is a massive tool."
Dane Gustavia says, "What you did was disgraceful."
Zuo Anguo says, "For every one you take a stop. Add ten more."
Hank Mucke nods.
Mark Zhukov says, "I failed the physical tests in fleet school, sir.."
Hank Mucke says, "...yes sir."
 [Medical] Arilene Dar'Mangma says, "Thanks/"
 [Common] Cryogenic Oversight states, "Butch Carter, Senior Enlisted Advisor, has entered long-term storage."
Zuo Anguo says, "I /don't/ care."
 [Medical] T.H.O.M.A.S. states, "This unit apologizes for the ineffecient instructions. Database optimization completed. A more efficient way has been registered."
 [Supply] Art Zameron says, "Popping into sickbay, chief"
Mark Zhukov says, "I-I'm too weak."
Mark Zhukov says, "I can't."
Zuo Anguo says, "I don't care."
 [Supply] Emilia Pontes asks, "What's up?"
  Hayley Coldsmith: whitelist fleet when
  Zuo Anguo: ^
 [Medical] Akiro Nagashima says, "Get ready. bad case comeing in"
 [Supply] Art Zameron says, "Twitching."
Mark Zhukov starts tearing up.
  Earthcrusher: i might be gettin' cheated on
Mark Zhukov starts tearing up.
  Earthcrusher: but at least i ain't gettin' YEETED on
Mark Zhukov says, "I can't, sir.."
Mark Zhukov says, "Please.."
Dane Gustavia says, "I have no fucking problem if you play cops and fucking criminals. I have a problem when you make your superior officer out as your opposition without asking their permission."
  RyverStyx: relatable
 [Supply] Emilia Pontes says, "Yeah, good call. Coming down to Supply."
Zuo Anguo says, "If Carter was here, you'd get ripped a new asshole and get marooned."
  Alex6511: Icky oocky ban he?
Hank Mucke says, "Okay. I just freaked out, I'll admit it."
 [Medical] T.H.O.M.A.S. states, "The peridaxon may come in handy."
  Earthcrusher: in what fucking universe was that ick ock
 [Engineering] Frank says, "I like tools because they are useful."
  Alex6511: Nevermind
  Earthcrusher: did you just pull that up from a random OOC banter generator
Zuo Anguo says, "Now do them before I decide to make Astarte beat you for it."
Dane Gustavia says, "And I also have a problem when you organize an impromptu game without even requesting leave, and then abusing your access to let two personnel unauthorized to be in the Charon in."
 [Engineering] Calliope Astarte says, "Frank, I meant he's a rude stupid head."
  Alex6511: ....Maybe?
Mark Zhukov says, "O-Okay."
 [Supply] Art Zameron says, "Seems the bartender is sick too."
  Crockers: how to deal with haters
Mark Zhukov drops to his knees, then lays stomach down.
 [Common] Frank says, "Hello and security to Deck Two because there is a fight."
Hayley Coldsmith says, "I'd like to note they had weapons, sir."
  Zuo Anguo: Use rest for pushups.
Hank Mucke says, "Okay, okay... but look, we weren't gonna fly the thing. I can only really fly the Guppy, and even then I lose sleep over even thinking about it."
  Crockers: 1. yeet them away
  Crockers: 2. eat too much
Dane Gustavia says, "This isn't about you flying the guppy anymore."
Mark Zhukov weakly props himself up with his arms.
Zuo Anguo says, "Too slow. Start again."
 [Common] Cryogenic Oversight states, "Darin Sanders, Explorer, has entered long-term storage."
  Crockers: you can be just like crushtoe
Mark Zhukov says, "Sir, I didn't even start yet."
Dane Gustavia says, "Your little game put the entirety of command into a panic."
  Crockers: and by crushtoe i mean earthcrusher
  Hayley Coldsmith: Zuo making fleet great again
Zuo Anguo says, "Then start."
  Zuo Anguo: Build a wall and make EC pay for it.
Hank Mucke asks, "Well... can we do it in the hangar at least?"
Zuo Anguo says, "No."
Mark Zhukov does a half-pushup, then collapses, arms giving way.
Mark Zhukov exclaims, "AGH!"
Mark Zhukov yells, "PLEASE!"
Mark Zhukov exclaims, "I CANT!"
Zuo Anguo says, "I'll make you do it in the engine room with a hardsuit."
Zuo Anguo says, "Shut up."
Dane Gustavia says, "The hangar is not. a. fucking. playground."
Zuo Anguo says, "Keep going."
Mark Zhukov starts sobbing.
Hank Mucke sighs.
Hank Mucke says, "Fine."
Mark Zhukov gets back onto his arms, and uses his knees to do a pushup.
Dane Gustavia says, "I do not want you playing chicken with the supply shuttttle."
Mark Zhukov tears drip onto the carpet as he does them.
Hank Mucke shouts, "We stayed away from the caution plating!"
Zuo Anguo yells, "You call your self Fleet?! Keep going!"
Hank Mucke says, "That's the first thing I told them."
Dane Gustavia says, "I do not want you barricading yourselves within the Charon."
Mark Zhukov says, "I-I think i'm going to-"
Dane Gustavia says, "You are the most at fault here."
Hank Mucke grumbles.
Mark Zhukov collapses, face down into the carpet.
 [Common] Cryogenic Oversight states, "Jasper Schmidt, Deck Technician, has entered long-term storage."
Dane Gustavia says, "None of the others have charon access."
Mark Zhukov pretends to sleep.
Zuo Anguo says, "Keep going."
Zuo Anguo says, "That's twenty more."
Mark Zhukov keeps his eyes closed.
Mark Zhukov makes a fake snoring sound.
Dane Gustavia says, "If you intend to fuck around this ship during your breaks between expeditions, decks one through three, fore, are almost always abandoned."
Hank Mucke says, "...yeah, okay... I'm sorry."
Zuo Anguo asks, "Right, Kapitan, permission to reduce the E-3 down two grades, extra duty for a week, and being relieved?"
Mark Zhukov suddenly wakes up.
Mark Zhukov says, "Wait."
Mark Zhukov says, "I'll do anything."
Zuo Anguo says, "And stop pretending Zhukov."
Dane Gustavia says, "You had me convinced you were going to fuck off with the Charon to whatever deserted place."
Zuo Anguo says, "Then give me 520. Now."
Hank Mucke says, "Aw come on, we'd never do that."
Mark Zhukov says, "Look, I've got 520 thalers.."
*---------*
This is   Hank Mucke,  a Human!
He is wearing   an expeditionary uniform with   some ranks (E-3 explorer) and   a large webbing attached. [See accessories].
He has   a green rucksack on his back.
He has   a PDA about his waist.
He is wearing   some dress shoes on his feet.
He has   a prescription glasses covering his eyes.
He has   an exploration headset on his left ear.
He is wearing   a wallet  [Look at ID].
*---------*

Zuo Anguo says, "Pushups."
Hank Mucke shouts, "They don't accept bribes Mark, I tried!"
Mark Zhukov says, "Please. I won't tell anyone."
Zuo Anguo says, "I don't care."
Dane Gustavia says, "Whether or not you would, it looked as if."
Zuo Anguo says, "That's 560 now."
Mark Zhukov says, "Oh, my god.."
 [Supply] Emilia Pontes says, "Keep my updated on your condition."
Hank Mucke asks, "Okay... so uh... am I in trouble?"
Mark Zhukov says, "Look, look.. I'm good at situps."
Mark Zhukov asks, "Can we do situps?"
 [Supply] Emilia Pontes says, "Me, rather."
Zuo Anguo says, "Shut up."
Hayley Coldsmith says, "They also said they were on a secret mission wehn I told asked them what they were doing."
 [Supply] Art Zameron says, "Aye aye chief"
Zuo Anguo says, "And keep going."
Dane Gustavia says, "So, here's what I'm going to do."
Mark Zhukov gets into sit-up position, and starts barely lifting his head off the ground.
Mark Zhukov says, "One, two, three.."
Zuo Anguo toys around with the blood covered knife in his hands.
Zuo Anguo nods for the E-3 to continue.
 [Command] T.H.O.M.A.S. states, "Notice: Bartender has entered surgery."
Mark Zhukov sweats heavily, sweat dripping onto the carpet.
Zuo Anguo says, "Keep going."
Mark Zhukov says, "Four."
Mark Zhukov says, "Five."
Dane Gustavia says, "Mucke, you are to be transferred to the janitorial department for the remainder of this voyage. You will be kept busy. And when we dock, you will be sent back to the nearest training center."
Mark Zhukov says, "Six."
Hank Mucke asks, "Aw maaan... do I have to uh... you know, with the toilets?"
Mark Zhukov attempts to lift his head off the ground, but makes a weird grunting sound.
Mark Zhukov says, "Oh, god.."
Mark Zhukov says, "I think.. i'm going to puke.."
Zuo Anguo says, "Keep going."
  Hayley Coldsmith: I'm actually dying irl
Dane Gustavia says, "And, unless you get your shit together fast and prove you do know the difference between light hearted fun and giving officers a heart attack, you'll be on a different vessel next time."
Mark Zhukov says, "I can't. I'll puke."
Hank Mucke asks, "Okay, but... the toilets?"
Zuo Anguo says, "Then hold it in."
Dane Gustavia says, "All part of your job description."
Hank Mucke says, "Ugh. Okay. Fine."
Zuo Anguo asks, "You call your self a Fleetie?"
Mark Zhukov says, "I ate Jonathan's cooking, I felt queasy when we walked in here, please.."
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Dane Gustavia says, "It seems your first duty will be cleaning up whatever Zhukov is about to spew."
 [Medical] T.H.O.M.A.S. states, "Recommend injection of dylovne to counter toxins."
Zuo Anguo says, "My father fought in the Gaia conflict, and ate his eyeball in desperation."
Hank Mucke says, "Zhukov don't you dare."
Zuo Anguo says, "With no limbs."
Mark Zhukov says, "Oh, oh, oh god.."
Zuo Anguo says, "Don't complain. Keep going."
Mark Zhukov starts gagging loudly.
Zuo Anguo exclaims, "And he wasn't even Fleet!"
Hank Mucke says, "Don't you do it."
Dane Gustavia says, "Mucke."
Mark Zhukov gags extremely loudly, like he's yelling it out.
Dane Gustavia says, "ID."
You insert the identification card into the console.
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Zuo Anguo shouts, "Come on now! Keep going!"
Mark Zhukov says, "I have emetophobia, I can't puke, i'm too scared of it, please."
Zuo Anguo shouts, "I'll have you do this until you finish, I don't care if you have that!"
Mark Zhukov shouts, "JUST LET ME GO!"
Zuo Anguo says, "Don't you dare yell back at me."
You remove Hank Mucke's ID Card (Shameful Janitor) from the console.
Mark Zhukov says, "I'm s-sorry, sir."
Zuo Anguo exclaims, "That's 597 you own me now!"
Mark Zhukov says, "Oh, jeez.."
Dane Gustavia says, "If it's any consolation, Mucke, you now have an office.-"
Dane Gustavia says, "On the second deck."
Hank Mucke says, "Oh. That's cool then."
 [Common] Cryogenic Oversight states, "Amelia Griswold, SolGov Representative, has entered long-term storage."
Hank Mucke says, "Uh... thanks."
Zuo Anguo asks, "Will he be under my command?"
Mark Zhukov starts doing the weak sit-ups again.
Zuo Anguo chuckles.
Mark Zhukov says, "Six."
Mark Zhukov says, "Seve-"
 [Command] Trinity Montrino asks, "Intelligence-- is a medic with the Bartender at this time?"
Zuo Anguo shouts, "Situps don't count!"
Mark Zhukov pretends to sleep again.
Hank Mucke says, "Can I uh... can I go now? This is making me uncomfortable."
 [Command] T.H.O.M.A.S. states, "Affirmative. A medical contractor and corpsman are currently in surgery."
Mark Zhukov opens his eyes again.
Zuo Anguo leans over Zhukov.
Hank Mucke says, "I can smell him sweating."
Dane Gustavia says, "Ms. Coldsmith, if you would please confiscate anything Mucke has on his person which does not match his current job description."
*---------*
This is   Hayley Coldsmith,  a Human!
She is wearing   an expeditionary officer's uniform with   some ranks (O-1 ensign),   some dog tags  [View],   an occupied machete sheath, and   a large webbing attached. [See accessories].
She is wearing   an expeditionary officer's beret on her head.
She has   an explorer backpack on her back.
She has   some work gloves on her hands.
She has   a tool-belt about her waist.
She is wearing   some oil-stained the duty boots on her feet.
She is wearing   a PDA  [Look at ID].
She has a fresh skin on her head.
*---------*

Mark Zhukov says, "I'm sorry, sir."
Hank Mucke says, "Ah man..."
Mark Zhukov says, "Mucke, please, take me with you.."
Zuo Anguo whispers, "**u *n*** w****s ***s* *h** ***s*"
Hayley Coldsmith says, "Aye sir."
Hayley Coldsmith is trying to remove Hank Mucke's large webbing!
Zuo Anguo whispers, "* ca* ****w *** **t* *** *u**rm***** *o en**g**e *t*"
 [Command] Emilia Pontes asks, "Sublieutenant Anguo?"
Hayley Coldsmith has thrown the large webbing.
Mark Zhukov yells, "T-The supermatter?!"
 [Command] Zuo Anguo says, "Engcom, copy."
Zuo Anguo talks into the chief engineer's headset
Hayley Coldsmith is trying to empty Hank Mucke's pockets!
Mark Zhukov exclaims, "NO!"
Hayley Coldsmith empties Hank Mucke's pockets!
Hayley Coldsmith is trying to remove Hank Mucke's exploration headset!
Zuo Anguo says, "Then keep, going."
Mark Zhukov starts rapidly doing the sit-ups again.
Hayley Coldsmith says, "I need that."
Hank Mucke handed the green rucksack to Hayley Coldsmith.
*---------*
This is   Zuo Anguo,  a Human!
He is wearing   a fleet coveralls with   some ranks (O-2 sub-lieutenant) and   a brown drop pouches attached. [See accessories].
He is wearing   a fleet officer's beret on his head.
He has   a black rucksack on his back.
He is holding   a steel small knife in his right hand.
He has blood-stained hands!
He has   a tool-belt about his waist.
He is wearing   some blood-stained the duty boots on his feet.
He has   a superior welding goggles covering his eyes.
He has   a chief engineer's headset on his left ear.
He is wearing   an identification card  [Look at ID].
He has a bandaged small scab on his left hand.
He has a robotic right hand.
180cm (5ft 11in) tall. Left eye is s... More...
*---------*

Mark Zhukov says, "EIGHT. NINE. TEN."
Zuo Anguo exclaims, "Pushups!"
 [Command] Emilia Pontes says, "The damn chemistry contractor just removed the jukebox from the mess hall and carried it somewhere. I don't know where."
Mark Zhukov keeps on doing the sit-ups.
Mark Zhukov shouts, "ELEVEN! TWELVE!"
 [Medical] T.H.O.M.A.S. states, "Kidney printing."
Hayley Coldsmith handed the green rucksack to Hank Mucke.
Hayley Coldsmith says, "He's clear sir."
 [Command] Zuo Anguo says, "I understand. Tell him that is theft of Sol government property."
Zuo Anguo talks into the chief engineer's headset
Hank Mucke buckles themselves to the chair.
Dane Gustavia says, "Wonderful."
 [Medical] T.H.O.M.A.S. states, "Kidney ready."
Dane Gustavia says, "You're both dismissed, then."
Mark Zhukov shouts, "THIRTEEN! FOURTEEN!"
Hank Mucke unbuckled themselves!
Mark Zhukov yells, "Oh, thank GOD!"
Hank Mucke says, "Phew."
 [Service] Arrivals Announcement Computer states, "Stanislav Moore, Janitor, has completed cryogenic revival."
Hank Mucke says, "Get up zhukov."
Dane Gustavia says, "Not you, Zhukov."
 [Command] Emilia Pontes says, "Can't quite do that sir, since he's out of my sight."
 [Medical] Arilene Dar'Mangma says, "Oh, awesome."
Hank Mucke says, "...oh."
Mark Zhukov says, "I-"
Zuo Anguo says, "Zhukov, you're not done with me."
Hank Mucke says, "...stay down there Zhukov."
Dane Gustavia says, "Coldsmith and Mucke."
Mark Zhukov says, "No, please."
Mark Zhukov says, "Sir."
Mark Zhukov says, "I beg you."
Zuo Anguo says, "I don't care."
Mark Zhukov says, "I'll lick your boots clean every day."
Zuo Anguo says, "Either this."
  Dane Gustavia: I'm just dying.
Zuo Anguo says, "Or demotion to E-1, two weeks of reduced rations."
Mark Zhukov says, "Oh, please.. the demotion."
Mark Zhukov says, "Anything."
Zuo Anguo says, "And Extra duty until we dock."
Mark Zhukov says, "Yes, yes, yes.."
Zuo Anguo says, "And do me eighty pushups every day."
Hayley Coldsmith puts the large webbing into the explorer backpack.
 [Command] T.H.O.M.A.S. states, "Contract and jukebox located in chemistyr."
Mark Zhukov says, "Not the pushups.."
Expeditionary Command Update



Biohazard Alert


Harmful fungi detected on SEV Torch. Structures may be contaminated.


Security Newscaster beeps, "New Announcement Available"
newscaster beeps, "New Announcement Available"
Mark Zhukov says, "I can't do them.."
Zuo Anguo says, "And start adding twenty every second week."
Mark Zhukov says, "No-"
Zuo Anguo exclaims, "Then do the pushups now!"
Mark Zhukov shouts, "OKAY!"
Mark Zhukov exclaims, "FINE!"
Mark Zhukov exclaims, "WAIT, HANK!"
  Hayley Coldsmith: please undo the window tint
Mark Zhukov says, "I can't get up."
Mark Zhukov says, "PLease help me out."
  Hayley Coldsmith: I want logs of this
Mark Zhukov says, "Hank, don't leave me like this.."
 [Command] Zuo Anguo asks, "Ensign Trinity?"
Zuo Anguo talks into the chief engineer's headset
 [Command] Trinity Montrino asks, "Yes, sir?"
Hank Mucke says, "Sorry Zhukov... guess that's the floor you die on."
  Dane Gustavia: Get me the logs from when my connection failed, while you're at it.
Mark Zhukov starts getting up slowly, legs wobbling to an almost dramatic effect.
Mark Zhukov says, "Oh, I feel so dizzy.."
  Hayley Coldsmith: I'll put it on the forums
 [Command] Zuo Anguo says, "Please note down E-3 Zhukov's punishment and relay it to the rest of these idiots who make fleet look bad."
Zuo Anguo talks into the chief engineer's headset
  Dane Gustavia: The wowie zowie thread?
Mark Zhukov says, "I-I think i'm actually going to puke.."
 [Medical] T.H.O.M.A.S. states, "Warning: Kidney may not have been attached properly."
Mark Zhukov says, "I need a toilet."
 [Command] Trinity Montrino says, "Acknowledged, sir."
Zuo Anguo shouts, "Keep Going!"
 [Common] Stanislav Moore asks, "Jesus, who's been growing ambrosia?"
Hank Mucke asks, "Look, can I go now?"
 [Medical] Arilene Dar'Mangma says, "Um, it may not have been her kidney."
 [Common] Calliope Astarte says, "Not it this time."
Hayley Coldsmith says, "Yes."
 [Command] Dane Gustavia says, "Master Chief to my office."
Dane Gustavia says, "Master Chief to my office."
 [Common] Stanislav Moore says, "Uh-huh."
Zuo Anguo says, "Get down! And do more."
Mark Zhukov exclaims, "W- I thought you said eighty push-ups a week!"
 [Command] Hayley Coldsmith says, "He cryo'd, sir."
 [Medical] T.H.O.M.A.S. states, "Acknowleged. Nonetheless, surgery is required."
 [Command] Dane Gustavia says, "Oh, he cryoed out."
Dane Gustavia says, "Oh, he cryoed out."
Zuo Anguo says, "He's cyro'd sir."
 [Medical] T.H.O.M.A.S. states, "Warning: patients should be transported on gurneys."
 [Command] Dane Gustavia says, "No hope for having someone take over Coldsmith's drilling."
Dane Gustavia says, "No hope for having someone take over Coldsmith's drilling."
 [Command] Zuo Anguo says, "List it as at least 650 pushups, or a demotion to E-1, extra duty until dock, and reduced rations for a month."
Zuo Anguo talks into the chief engineer's headset
Security Newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Nyx Daily!"
newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Nyx Daily!"
Mark Zhukov says, "I-I need some energy."
 [Common] Frank says, "I grew cabbage."
 [Command] Zuo Anguo says, "That number may change depending on his idiocy."
Zuo Anguo talks into the chief engineer's headset
Mark Zhukov says, "I'm so sorry, sir.."
Dane Gustavia stares.
Mark Zhukov finishes eating the frosted donut.
Zuo Anguo says, "Stop moving."
 [Common] Stanislav Moore says, "That's very nice, Frank."
Mark Zhukov finishes eating the donut.
Zuo Anguo says, "Now that's 1000."
 [Command] Dane Gustavia says, "I'll let that slide."
Dane Gustavia says, "I'll let that slide."
Mark Zhukov wolfs down the donuts.
Zuo Anguo says, "2000."
Mark Zhukov finishes eating the donut.
 [Common] Flimsy Parkins yells, "Good job, Frank!"
Mark Zhukov finishes eating the donut.
 [Common] Calliope Astarte asks, "You have a mini-stroke there brochacho?"
Mark Zhukov finishes eating the donut.
Zuo Anguo says, "4000."
Mark Zhukov finishes eating the frosted donut.
 [Engineering] Zuo Anguo says, "Astarte? Come to the Captain's office."
Zuo Anguo talks into the chief engineer's headset
 [Engineering] Calliope Astarte says, "One second yelling at a retard."
Mark Zhukov says, "Oh, that feels better.."
Dane Gustavia asks, "Did you think I had refilled it, maggot?"
 [Engineering] Zuo Anguo says, "I have a job you'd love."
Zuo Anguo talks into the chief engineer's headset
 [Engineering] Calliope Astarte asks, "Is it urgent?"
  That's SCG coffee cup. It is a small item.
A blue coffee cup emblazoned with the crest of the Sol Central Government.
SCG coffee cup is empty!
 [Medical] Jim Anderson says, "Thomas,  tell me a joke."
Mark Zhukov asks, "Listen - Can we do the 4000 push-ups later?"
Mark Zhukov says, "I have an appointment."
 [Engineering] Zuo Anguo asks, "If beating in a crap fleetie isn't. What is?"
Zuo Anguo talks into the chief engineer's headset
  Dane Gustavia: Goddammit this would have been the perfect time for a SEA.
Zuo Anguo says, "No."
 [Medical] T.H.O.M.A.S. queries, "How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
 [Engineering] Calliope Astarte says, "On my way."
Zuo Anguo says, "Now, when my contractor gets here."
 [Medical] Jim Anderson asks, "How many?"
Zuo Anguo says, "You're gonna get hurt."
 [Medical] T.H.O.M.A.S. states, "None. It's a hardware problem."
Mark Zhukov says, "You don't understand. I have a condition-"
 [Command] Trinity Montrino says, "Sir, would you like an announcement made on such or a simple relay to all Fleet emails once we complete post Bluespace operations."
Zuo Anguo says, "And I'm going to chalk it up as you assulting her."
Calliope Astarte says, "Yo."
 [Command] Zuo Anguo says, "Email will be fine."
Zuo Anguo talks into the chief engineer's headset
Mark Zhukov says, "Wh-"
 [Medical] Jim Anderson says, "Heh, good one. You're not bad, A.I"
 [Command] Trinity Montrino says, "Acknowledged."
Zuo Anguo asks, "Captain, would you please let my contractor in?"
Mark Zhukov asks, "W-Who's your contractor?"
 [Command] Dane Gustavia says, "For the sake of intimidation, I'll authorize the announcement instead."
Dane Gustavia says, "For the sake of intimidation, I'll authorize the announcement instead."
*---------*
This is   Calliope Astarte,  a Human!
She is wearing   a hazard jumpsuit with   a large webbing attached. [See accessories].
She is wearing   a bomber jacket.
She has   an olive leather satchel on her back.
She has   a tool-belt about her waist.
She is wearing   some jungle boots on her feet.
She has   a welding goggles covering her eyes.
She is wearing   a polychromic wallet  [Look at ID].
She has a tiny bruise on her head.
She has a robotic left hand.
She has a bandaged small scab on her right hand.
You see  5'7 woman standing before y... More...
*---------*

Calliope Astarte nods her head.
Zuo Anguo points to Mark Zhukov
Calliope Astarte says, "Mornin' captain."
Zuo Anguo says, "This man."
 [Command] Trinity Montrino says, "May I be reminded exactly what this E-3 has done? Sir."
Dane Gustavia says, "Good morning."
Mark Zhukov gets down on his knees.
Mark Zhukov shouts, "IM SORRY!"
Mark Zhukov shouts, "PLEASE!"
 [Medical] Jim Anderson asks, "What does T.H.O.M.A.S stand for?"
Zuo Anguo says, "Owes me 400 thousand pushups."
Mark Zhukov shouts, "DONT HURT ME!"
Calliope Astarte says, "Pffff."
Calliope Astarte asks, "What'd he do?"
 [Command] Dane Gustavia says, "He was one of the three who hijacked the Charon and brought us into a panic."
Dane Gustavia says, "He was one of the three who hijacked the Charon and brought us into a panic."
 [Command] Dane Gustavia says, "Didn't fly away with it but the point stands."
Dane Gustavia says, "Didn't fly away with it but the point stands."
  RaroMeteoro: zhukov
 [Medical] T.H.O.M.A.S. states, "Torch Hardwired Omnipresent Multifunctional Artificial Sapience"
 [Command] Zuo Anguo says, "Conduct unbecoming of a Fleet enlisted, stealing the Charon, which racks up tresspassing, endangerment, along other things."
Zuo Anguo talks into the chief engineer's headset
Zuo Anguo yells, "Get down!"
  RaroMeteoro: you the best punishment take in million years
  RaroMeteoro: taker*
  RaroMeteoro: gold star
Priority Announcement


Attention all hands: Jump preparation complete. The bluespace drive is now spooling up, secure all stations for departure. Time to jump: approximately 3 minutes.

 [Medical] Jim Anderson says, "I see."
*---------*
This is   Calliope Astarte,  a Human!
She is wearing   a hazard jumpsuit with   a large webbing attached. [See accessories].
She is wearing   a bomber jacket.
She has   an olive leather satchel on her back.
She has   a tool-belt about her waist.
She is wearing   some jungle boots on her feet.
She has   a welding goggles covering her eyes.
She is wearing   a polychromic wallet  [Look at ID].
She has a tiny bruise on her head.
She has a robotic left hand.
She has a bandaged small scab on her right hand.
You see  5'7 woman standing before y... More...
*---------*

Mark Zhukov yells, "I-I can't do 2 pushups, let alone 400 thousand, SIR!"
Zuo Anguo says, "Astarte, get a cable coil from your toolbelt."
  Hayley Coldsmith: Zuo, get the drill instructor ribben in your loadout from now on
Zuo Anguo exclaims, "I don't care!"
  Hayley Coldsmith: you deserve it
  Destroma: OH FUCK
Calliope Astarte says, "Yarp."
Mark Zhukov says, "Wait."
 [Medical] Arilene Dar'Mangma says, "Um, a new liver as well."
Mark Zhukov says, "I have an appointment. I have to get a brain tumor taken out."
Zuo Anguo says, "Now, every time he says something, without permission, stops, or complains, whip him."
 [Medical] Akiro Nagashima asks, ".. infection?"
Mark Zhukov says, "If I don't get there in the next 5 min-"
Calliope Astarte says, "You've fuckin' got it boss."
Mark Zhukov yells, "WHIP ME?!"
Zuo Anguo says, "She's not part of the Fleet or EC."
Hayley Coldsmith says, "Calliope was a little bit too excited for that."
Zuo Anguo says, "And there is no record."
Calliope Astarte thwacks Zhukov in the arm with the cable.
Zuo Anguo says, "So do as your told."
Mark Zhukov yells, "AGH!"
  Zuo Anguo: whut is abuse of power lol
 [Exploration] Arrivals Announcement Computer states, "Eduardo Alvaro, Explorer, has completed cryogenic revival."
  Dane Gustavia: It's beautiful, that's what it is.
Zuo Anguo says, "There's another option."
Mark Zhukov gets down on his stomach right away.
Zuo Anguo says, "That is traditional Chinese disipline."
  Hayley Coldsmith: making fleet great again, one NJP at a time
 [Medical] T.H.O.M.A.S. states, "This unit recommends additional doses of dylovene to continue countering toxins."
Dane Gustavia says, "It seems Mucke's replacement has woken up."
 [Medical] Jim Anderson asks, "A.I, Does thsi ship have a holosuite?"
Mark Zhukov says, "Oh, god.. not the chinese discipline.."
Priority Announcement


Attention all hands aboard the SEV Torch. On behalf of Captain Gustavia I have been requested to relay this message to all Fleet crew aboard and awake at this time: Recently we had an attempt of theft on the Charon, one member of this attempted hijacking was a Fleet E-3 aboard, Zhukov. His punishment at this time has been ordered as six-hundred and fifty pushups, a formal demotion once returning to Sol Government space, extra duty until our return to port, and reduced rations for a month. All Fleet personnel have been suggested at this time to consider their actions carefully and not make foolish choices like our E-3 has, punishments will be given as needed. Thank you for your time.
 -Trinity Montrino (Bridge Officer)

Security Newscaster beeps, "New Announcement Available"
newscaster beeps, "New Announcement Available"
Mark Zhukov exclaims, "I'M SORRY! THAT SLIPPED OUT!"
Zuo Anguo says, "250 heavy hits with a wooden rod."
 [Medical] T.H.O.M.A.S. states, "Affirmative. Deck 3, mid, near the bar."
Mark Zhukov shouts, "NO!"
Mark Zhukov shouts, "SHIT! IM SORRY ABOUT THAT TOO!"
Calliope Astarte THWACKS ZHUKOV IN THE LEG WITH THE CABLE.
Mark Zhukov exclaims, "AGHH!"
 [Common] Hayley Coldsmith says, "He's up to a /lot/ more pushups than that now"
Zuo Anguo shouts, "That's 6000 pushups!"
 [Common] Hayley Coldsmith asks, "I think it was like 4 thousand?"
  RaroMeteoro: just roll an SEA character and play that always from now on
  Wer6: 6 5 0
 [Medical] Jim Anderson says, "Good stuff."
 [Common] Dane Gustavia says, "It's been rising steadily."
Dane Gustavia says, "It's been rising steadily."
  Calliope Astarte: wish you could actually whip people with cable
 [Common] Zuo Anguo says, "It is now six thousand pushups."
Zuo Anguo talks into the chief engineer's headset
  Sparky78223: this is painful to watch
Mark Zhukov says, "I-I want to go home.."
 [Common] Jonathan Merzbow says, "Fascists..."
  Sparky78223: and not in a fun way.
Zuo Anguo says, "A 100 more."
 [Common] Jonathan Merzbow exclaims, "I mean, uh. Fashionable!"
  RaroMeteoro: i mean for sure rip zhukov
Calliope Astarte THWACKS ZHUKOV AGAIN.
Mark Zhukov starts sobbing heavily.
  RaroMeteoro: but this is the down and dirty fleet milrp
Zuo Anguo asks, "Right, Captain?"
Priority Announcement


Attention all hands: Jump initiated, exiting bluespace in 2 minutes.

You feel oddly light, and somewhat disoriented as everything around you shimmers and warps ever so slightly.
  Sparky78223: this is why im NT/EC
  Hayley Coldsmith: Yeah I mean, you pick fleet, thisis what happens
  Calliope Astarte: whish you could actually swat people with cable.
Dane Gustavia says, "You're in charge of his discipline."
Zuo Anguo asks, "I'm sure we can chalk this up to him assualting my contractor?"
Mark Zhukov says, "Oh, my god.."
  Hayley Coldsmith: You can with the chain of command
  Hayley Coldsmith: you can whip with it
 [Medical] Jim Anderson asks, "A.I, Are you affected by the bluespace drive?"
  Zuo Anguo: I know
  Calliope Astarte: yeah but that hurts people
 [Medical] T.H.O.M.A.S. states, "Negative."
Dane Gustavia says, "Alas, he was the least fortunate."
  RaroMeteoro: hot.
Calliope Astarte THWACKS HER COIL UPON ZHUKOV ONCE MORE.
Zuo Anguo says, "Keep going Zhukov."
Mark Zhukov still keeps sobbing heavily.
  RaroMeteoro: THWACK
Zuo Anguo says, "I ought to get the fire axe."
Mark Zhukov says, "Momma, I need you.."
Dane Gustavia says, "The chef was fucking around in the wrong place, but was a civilian so I don't really care."
Calliope Astarte GRINS.
  RaroMeteoro: I M M E R S H U N   A C H I E V E D
Mark Zhukov says, "Please, mommy.."
Zuo Anguo says, "Just flat end the blade on em."
Zuo Anguo chuckles.
Calliope Astarte THWACKITY THWACKS ZHUKOV.
Dane Gustavia says, "And Mucke was fucking around, but he had access to the place so it was more just being stupid."
Mark Zhukov cries louder and louder with each smack.
Dane Gustavia says, "But this trained fleet enlistted did not have the good sense to stop either."
  Zuo Anguo: Eckles told me he'd be getting on people who cant fleet correctly
Mark Zhukov says, "I didn't mean to take your cookies that were for the guests, mom.. I'm sorry.."
Zuo Anguo says, "More."
Calliope Astarte thwacks Zhukov on the ass.
Mark Zhukov exclaims, "OWIE!"
  Hayley Coldsmith: ERP DETECTED
You feel rooted in material world again.



A round of Extended has ended!

You got through just another workday on SEV Torch as Dane Gustavia.

T.H.O.M.A.S. (Played by: Textor45)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1. Safeguard: Protect your assigned vessel from damage to the best of your abilities.
2. Serve: Serve the personnel of your assigned vessel, and all other Sol Central Government personnel to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role.
3. Protect: Protect the personnel of your assigned vessel, and all other Sol Central Government personnel to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role.
4. Preserve: Do not allow unauthorized personnel to tamper with your equipment.
Mark Zhukov received most PROFIT today, with net profit of T48656.
On the other hand, Flimsy Parkins had most LOSS, with total loss of T-11902.
There were 18 survivors (none transferred) and 9 ghosts.

Zuo Anguo says, "I'll start docking pay if you don't shut up and do this."
  Dane Gustavia: ERP!!
  Calliope Astarte: WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
Restarting in 60 seconds
An admin has delayed the round end
  Dane Gustavia: DEPLOYING TENTACLE SPIDERS
  Zuo Anguo: Calliope S/m detected.
  Earthcrusher: wow it was christmas
  Sergeant Adam: http://prntscr.com/k1h0zx
  KFive: Well, that was fucking weird.
  111none: Calliope likes SM as the dominatnt type.
  111none: Detected.
  Sergeant Adam: she definitely does.
  Sergeant Adam: no doubt.
  TranquilMemes: never felt so degraded before
  Farcry11: WE DID NOTHING WRONG
  Earthcrusher: ooookay quit being fuckin weird over OOC y'all
  Sergeant Adam: I don't even know what Zhukov did
  Farcry11: all we wanted was adventure
  111none: He stole the charon
  111none: Or tried
  Sergeant Adam: PFF
  Earthcrusher: of all the made-up reasons to get fired, arraying soda cans on my tables really takes the cake
  Sergeant Adam: NiCe
Zuo Anguo yells, "Keep going!"
  Earthcrusher: hoorah, fleet
  RaroMeteoro: hoorah
  Sergeant Adam: God bless the SCG.
  111none: More like you bul;t a wall
  111none: (hidden)
  RaroMeteoro: fun goes against esprit de corps
Mark Zhukov starts sobbing louder as he gets into proper push-up position.
Mark Zhukov says, "O-One.."
  Dane Gustavia: I've logged it all.
Mark Zhukov says, "Two.."