Advertisement
LiesS

Saoirse O Meadhra: Annoying Virgin

Jun 28th, 2018
196
0
Never
Not a member of Pastebin yet? Sign Up, it unlocks many cool features!
text 3.10 KB | None | 0 0
  1. [17:23] Saoirse Ó Meadhra asks, "...Can I help you?"
  2. [17:23] * You have been awarded 2 Roleplay Points! *
  3. [17:23] Dantalion asks, "Can YOU?"
  4. [17:24] Saoirse Ó Meadhra says, "I mean- I probably can't, but it's only good manners t'ask."
  5. [17:24] Dantalion says, "No it's fuckin' not."
  6. [17:25] Dantalion mutters to himself. "Tch... Annoying virgins."
  7. (Dantalion)
  8. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  9.  
  10. [17:25] Dantalion says, "You ask if YOU...CAN...HELP."
  11. [17:25] Dantalion says, "If not, you're just WASTING their time. And LYING. And PROVIDING FALSE HOPE that you can HELP. Even though YOU cannot."
  12. [17:25] Saoirse's gaze narrowed.
  13.  
  14. "Oh, right. -MAY- I help you." She asked, rolling out her voice in an irritated, snarky expression.
  15. (Saoirse Ó Meadhra )
  16. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  17.  
  18. [17:26] The demon lowly growled, shaking his head.
  19.  
  20. "Yes! You MAY help. But, WHAT can YOU do?" he asked, painting some words with exaggerated emphasis.
  21. (Dantalion)
  22. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  23.  
  24. [17:28] Saoirse crossed her arms, and tapped her fingers on her bicep.
  25.  
  26. "I can make a good cup of tea. I can offer you a flier about our business, I can let ya use the outhouse if y'need to use the toilet."
  27. (Saoirse Ó Meadhra )
  28. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  29.  
  30. [17:31] Dantalion, who mostly found himself mocking and insulting people out of pleasure, felt himself irritated for the past few days - perhaps even weeks. As a result, he acted in a manner akin to an irritable old man.
  31.  
  32. "Thank YOU. But, no thanks. Perhaps you can go and reproduce. Your shameful virginity reeks," he said with a sneer before heading east. Again, still irritated for some reason.
  33. (Dantalion)
  34. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  35.  
  36. [17:32] Saoirse herself actually had a lot on her plate- And that much was evident in her expression, which was more stern and tired, along with a noticeable frown.
  37.  
  38. But to be fair, this Demon was hilarious. She snickered.
  39.  
  40. "I'll do that."
  41. (Saoirse Ó Meadhra )
  42. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  43.  
  44. [17:35] The demon shrugged in an, again, overly exaggerated manner without even looking back.
  45.  
  46. "Oh! YES! Go and fuck someone. Fuck them real hard! Moan and cry and whatnot. Go and reproduce you stinky cat!" he called out, his voice echoing amid the area.
  47.  
  48. "For fuck's sake you should be married by now. But no! You're virgin and a shame to your rac---"
  49.  
  50. Dantalion continued to speak as went away, and would leave their sight if not stopped or intercepted in any ways. Who knows what else he might have said.
  51. (Dantalion)
  52. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  53.  
  54. [17:37] Saoirse stood still, unmoving. As Dan's voice trailed off into the distance, she burst out into laughter, rubbing a hand over her tired face.
  55.  
  56. She had no reason to pursue, lest she actually piss him off.
  57. (Saoirse Ó Meadhra )
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Advertisement