Some random dream

I was Jeff, the Wiggle. Except I was 66 years old. The original band of Wiggles ended up turning to a life of crime. I however got caught, and sent to prison for life. After a couple of days inside, they somehow messed up the paperwork and confused me for my son (also named Jeff the Wiggle, despite not being a Wiggle), who's 33 years old. But he's mega rich, and not a criminal, so they assumed he could just pay to get out (not just bail, apparently if you pay something in the order of 230 million you can just walk free), and get out. So I signed some forms pretending to be him and then left.

Except just before finalising the documents, two people came over to check them. One of the people checking forms was Zewing, and he was the only one who realised they'd fucked up. I had to threaten him to not blow the whistle, but his integrity could only hold out until I'd left the building.

So I leave and my good original Wiggle buddies all show up. But people can see us on the streets as we are walking by, and we're all dressed in our original Wiggle costumes so they recognise us as the Wiggles (but confuse us for the current Wiggles), and we all have to pretend to be the real current Wiggles otherwise my cover will be blown. So we take pictures and do dances and shit to keep up the act.

Eventually we make it out of the city and into a more secluded area. We begin our talk about what to do now, given I'm on the run. Where to hide, and how to get there. We consider taking a train but consider it too dangerous, and head off to the woods.

While walking through the woods, Anthony and Murray disappear, and it's just me and Greg. Greg suddenly starts talking like he really knows what he's doing, and we head towards some cabin in the woods. It was apparently my cabin from years ago and I'd forgotten about it. But the police (actually some more advanced law enforcement, think like FBI except it wasn't the FBI) where already there waiting for us!

Shocked by the ambush, we hide from the gunfire coming our way. For some reason we seem to think if we get inside the cabin we'll be safe even though that's where they are shooting from, so we make our slow and steady movement forwards while avoiding the bullets, hiding behind very inconveniently placed trees.

I finally get inside, and then the law enforcement all suddenly disappear. But then Anthony and Murray come back, except Anthony is now a young girl. Not only that, but apparently she used to be 15 and has now time travelled to be 19. Or maybe I've time travelled, I can't quite figure it out.

By the time I do, I realised the law enforcement is back and they knock me out. I end up back in prison, and by the time I regain alertness, I'm once again at the office desk filling out paperwork! And can you believe my luck, they've somehow made the exact same mistake with the paperwork again.

And yet again, Zewing is there and he's the only one that sees the error. Except this time he tells me he just doesn't give a damn. So I walk out, this time completely free, head on home and play some video games.

Playing videos games prompted me that I came up with some new routing ideas last night that I wanted to test, so I woke up in order to actually do that.

Note: If you don't know who The Wiggles are, they are a band that makes exclusively children's music. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wiggles