>Mortal Kombat (Greentext)

(Special thanks to an anon for finding it)

>Mortal Kombat/FNAF with OCbots and pre-fight quotes
Okay, I'll do it with my bots.
>Goldie
Standard Pre-fight: So you're taking a dive, right?
Pre-fight against Ace!Bon: Has your Mike forgiven you for using the lightning yet?
Pre-fight against Benis!Goldie: You should drop by sometime, we'll swap recipes.
Pre-fight against my Bonnie: How about we just call this foreplay then?
Pre-fight against my Freddy: (Enacts the Remember me Eddy? scene from Who Framed Roger Rabbit. His wire eyes being using as the substitute for the dagger eyes.)
Pre-fight against any other Goldie: Ooh, I like this one.
Pre-fight against himself: So, on 3, we both say Bonnie's gender. (It's randomized which one your Goldie says but the opponent will always say the opposite. Then both Goldies eyes will spark up so they can glare at each other.)
Win Quote: Your check will be in the mail.
Lose Quote: It's fine. I bet against myself after all.

>Bonnie
Standard Pre-fight: Not the face this time, if you please.
Pre-fight against my Goldie: I don't really want to fight you, sir.
Pre-fight against any other Goldie: I don't really want to fight you.
Pre-fight against my Freddy: Mr. Fazbear, allow me to express certain grievances I've not been able to inform you of until now.
Pre-fight against any other Freddy: I apologize, but you're not the Mr. Fazbear I'm looking for. Perhaps you could just let me go?
Pre-fight against any Bonnie with an obvious gender: You share my name, but the similarities end there.
Mirror match Pre-fight: I don't want to share him, so he's up for grabs to whoever wins. (Other Bonnie agrees.)
Win Quote: What a pleasant surprise.
Lose Quote: At least my face is still intact.


>Freddy
Standard Pre-fight: I do not wish to partake in this American pig-dog glorification of violence.
Pre-fight against my Bonnie: Any complaints must be filed in triplicate, not in person.
Pre-fight against Alekk!Bon: (stunned silence followed by offering her a job)
Pre-fight against my Goldie: Nyet. You stop that right now.
Pre-fight against any other Goldies: WHY.
Pre-fight against any other Freddies: I would like to trade mine Goldie for yours. I would be willing to add incentives if needs be.
Pre-fight against himself: What American trickery iz this? You will not defeat me with such a mockery. And stop copying me. (Both Freddies react and say that at the same time.)
Win Quote: I did this for Mother Russia, not for Management.
Lose Quote: Were I made wholly of Russian ingenuity, this would not have happened.

Only going to do those three, to avoid saturation/spamming/whatever.