[22:05:15] <Gelato> (will puppet the  bishounen then)
[22:05:19] <@zoofman> The Empress looks to the awake party members.  "Your powerful to take out one of my elemental servants that easily.  But we Rhazowans rarely practiced only a single field."
[22:06:43] <@zoofman> She stomps her staff on the floor.  Ice appears under Syl and Mitzi, and icicles pierce upwards. "Feel winter's wrath. Icicle."
[22:06:52] <@zoofman> 2d6+63 ice arms damage.
[22:06:52] <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, ice arms damage.: 72 [2d6=6,3]
[22:07:09] <@zoofman> The golem then bonks on Gelato :T
[22:07:15] <@zoofman> 2d6+26 bonk damage
[22:07:16] <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, bonk damage: 35 [2d6=5,4]
[22:07:22] <@zoofman> You're now all awake, back to Alvis.
[22:08:12] <Gelato> 2d6+7 fuck you mister golem!
[22:08:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Gelato, fuck you mister golem!: 16 [2d6=3,6]
[22:08:23] <@zoofman> hits, obviously.
[22:08:44] <Gelato> (45 damage)
[22:08:55] <@zoofman> Syl's turn.
[22:09:21] * Syl points her obsidian blade at the Queen. She's not giving up that easily. (Prepping Armor Break.)
[22:09:45] <@zoofman> Harphe.
[22:09:59] <Gelato> (...wait, i think it should be 63. that stupid Gar can't count for shit!)
[22:10:22] <@zoofman> It's a solid hit to the golem, either way.
[22:10:49] <Harphe> 2d6+85 crimson seal, FIRA BITCHES, on Cixi
[22:10:49] <DiceMaid-9001> Harphe, crimson seal, FIRA BITCHES, on Cixi: 96 [2d6=6,5]
[22:11:47] : Mitzi irritatedly brandishes her inkblade. The sudden sleep and ice were NOT helping her hangover. She charges at Cixi and slashes.
[22:11:51] <Mitzi> 2d6+6
[22:11:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Mitzi, 2d6+6: 13 [2d6=2,5]
[22:11:59] <@zoofman> You melt her crown. She looks a little sad about it.
[22:12:12] <Harphe> (aww :c)
[22:12:12] <@zoofman> miss
[22:12:24] <@zoofman> Rosette
[22:12:46] <Rosette> ((Hm
[22:13:13] * Rosette is bathed in a glowing light that staves off magical assault, she eyes Syl and prepares another, "Goddess, shield this noble warrior!"
[22:13:24] <@zoofman> Gelato, then
[22:13:31] * Gelato now awakened, tries again to cast the spell he was chanting earlier, this time however, he appears to concentrate really hard on her. (Elemental Seal)
[22:13:39] <Gelato> (Also casting Bio)
[22:15:12] <@zoofman> The Empress looks to Mitzi as the ink blade gashes at her, but leaves no visible mark.  It's as if her skin has a stonelike quality.  She takes note of Gelato's spell, and returns the same at her inkblade assailent.
[22:15:23] <@zoofman> 2d6+63 Bio on Mitzi.
[22:15:23] <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, Bio on Mitzi.: 71 [2d6=5,3]
[22:15:42] <Mitzi> 2d6+2 spr roll (so how does poison work again?)
[22:15:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Mitzi, spr roll (so how does poison work again?): 9 [2d6=3,4]
[22:16:10] <@zoofman> (resist for it is 13)
[22:16:30] <@zoofman> (so poisoned, you lose 10% max HP a turn.)
[22:16:35] <Mitzi> (gotcha)
[22:16:36] <@zoofman> The golem boxes with Alvis, it's a rather silly match.
[22:16:44] <@zoofman> 2d6+4
[22:16:46] <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 2d6+4: 14 [2d6=4,6]
[22:17:00] <@zoofman> 2d6+26
[22:17:00] <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 2d6+26: 28 [2d6=1,1]
[22:17:12] <@zoofman> back to Alvis.
[22:17:15] <Gelato> Alvis jumps on the Ice Queen's back and rifles through her stuff, trying to take away her staff or anything of value!
[22:17:22] <Mitzi> (fuck yes)
[22:17:22] <Gelato> 2d6+6 Thievery!
[22:17:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Gelato, Thievery!: 12 [2d6=5,1]
[22:17:49] <@zoofman> 2d6+3
[22:17:49] <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 2d6+3: 10 [2d6=6,1]
[22:18:44] <@zoofman> He snatches her staff, which actually seems quite solid despite its appearance.  She just hmph's and makes another, but the one he's holding persists.
[22:19:08] <Harphe> (O:)
[22:19:49] * Syl charges in, her visible eye burning with a silent fury, before delivering a diagonal cut through the queen that simply passes right through her.
[22:20:01] <Syl> ( Vit halved, ARM and MARM reduced to zero. )
[22:20:14] <Syl> THe obsidian blade howls, and the samurai continues her assault.
[22:20:25] <Syl> ( Draw Out: Dispatch (Earth) )
[22:20:39] <Syl> 2d6+5 THE SPIRITS SAY DIE
[22:20:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Syl, THE SPIRITS SAY DIE: 10 [2d6=3,2]
[22:23:01] <Syl> 80 earth damage, doubled if she counts as humanoid.
[22:23:53] <@zoofman> Her icy, solid skin seems to crack!  The attack, however, missed its intended mark.
[22:24:06] <@zoofman> Harphe's turn.
[22:25:23] * Harphe hurls another Fira at the Empress! Crimson Seal, etc
[22:25:27] <Harphe> 2d6+85 crimson seal, FIRA BITCHES, on Cixi
[22:25:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Harphe, crimson seal, FIRA BITCHES, on Cixi: 89 [2d6=2,2]
[22:25:47] <Mitzi> (133 I think with enhancer)
[22:25:59] : Mitzi tries slashing again
[22:26:02] <Mitzi> 2d6+6
[22:26:05] <DiceMaid-9001> Mitzi, 2d6+6: 10 [2d6=3,1]
[22:26:09] <Mitzi> (boo dicemaid)
[22:26:21] <@zoofman> "Tsk," she bats at the flames.  Rosette's turn.
[22:28:40] <Rosette> Rosette finishes her prayer, and the samurai is promptly bathed in an aura of light. (Shell) She raises a hand to prayer more, looking in Syl's direction.
[22:28:45] <Rosette> ((Cure on Mitzi))
[22:28:48] <Rosette> ((*Mitzi's
[22:28:51] <Harphe> "Perhaps I should teach you how to properly use the magic you've been given?"
[22:29:13] <Gelato> A bubble of green poison shoots out of Gelato's grimoire as it flies on the Empress' direction, exploding on her! After that he runs at Mitzi and forces a bottleful of green liquid down her throat.
[22:29:32] <Mitzi> "Aghaghgwhathehell?"
[22:29:45] <Gelato> 2d6+54 ignore MARM and shell
[22:29:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Gelato, ignore MARM and shell: 60 [2d6=2,4]
[22:32:15] <@zoofman> She looks to Harphe, and to Gelato.  "Magic is more than just a force one can conjure.  It is all around us." She Stomps her staff to the ground as electricty shoots up under the two of them.  "Rise, Plasma."
[22:32:30] <@zoofman> 2#2d6+10 Harphe, Gelato
[22:32:30] <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, Harphe, Gelato: 16 [2d6=5,1], 19 [2d6=5,4]
[22:33:02] <@zoofman> 69 and 72 electric arms damage.
[22:33:13] <Harphe> ow
[22:33:14] <Harphe> noted
[22:33:16] <@zoofman> The golem continues to try to bonk Alvis stupid thief kid.
[22:33:20] <@zoofman> 2d6+4
[22:33:20] <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 2d6+4: 10 [2d6=2,4]
[22:33:23] <@zoofman> wiff.
[22:33:27] <@zoofman> back to Alvis
[22:34:10] <Gelato> Alvis punches ths stupid golem back!
[22:34:27] <Gelato> 2d6+7
[22:34:27] <@zoofman> IT IS A BATTLE FOR THE AGES.
[22:34:28] <DiceMaid-9001> Gelato, 2d6+7: 15 [2d6=4,4]
[22:34:32] <@zoofman> MITHRAN VERSUS WINTER. HITS.
[22:34:42] <Gelato> 62 damage
[22:34:55] <@zoofman> The golem gets pommeled quite well. Syl!
[22:35:14] * Syl continues her assault of furious cuts.
[22:35:20] <Syl> 2d6+5 slice
[22:35:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Syl, slice: 10 [2d6=3,2]
[22:35:27] <Syl> ( fuck my life )
[22:35:42] <@zoofman> not furious enough, Harphe
[22:36:08] <Harphe> 2d6+6 HOW'S THIS FOR FURIOUS @ the empress
[22:36:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Harphe, HOW'S THIS FOR FURIOUS @ the empress: 16 [2d6=5,5]
[22:36:13] <Harphe> (so cloose)
[22:36:24] <@zoofman> hits
[22:36:30] <Mitzi> (yfw you'll never limit break)
[22:36:37] <Harphe> 35 damage
[22:36:38] <Harphe> arm
[22:36:41] : Mitzi backs off. Clearly this isn't working. She resumes drawing the quick spell.
[22:36:47] <@zoofman> dink.
[22:36:49] <Gelato> Gelato was downed by that thunderbolt by the way.
 <Syl> ( And MARM, yep )
[22:37:19] <@zoofman> (correct.)
[22:37:29] <Gelato> (Wait no, 4 HP due to ARM)
[22:37:52] <Gelato> (well, elemental seal nulled her MARM, but it was just for one attack)
[22:37:52] <@zoofman> Rosette's turn.
[22:38:39] <Mitzi> (heal Gelato. Mitzi can probably take another hit as long as it doesn't crit?)
[22:39:11] <Gelato> (i'm attacking, but with my luck there is no way i'll actually Limit)
[22:39:26] <Rosette> Rosette's prayers bathes Mitzi in a glow that mends her wounds and fights against the poison in her veins. She promptly begins to chant another.
[22:39:30] <Rosette> "Hang in there, friend!"
[22:39:41] <Mitzi> (fine then D:)
[22:39:54] <Rosette> 2d6+42 Heals
[22:39:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Rosette, Heals: 49 [2d6=5,2]
[22:40:24] <@zoofman> Gelato, then.
[22:40:27] * Gelato is totally clobbered up, and with the last of his forces, throws his book at Cixi.
[22:40:33] * Silk is now known as Bedwood
[22:40:39] <Gelato> 2d6+6
[22:40:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Gelato, 2d6+6: 12 [2d6=2,4]
[22:40:45] <@zoofman> wiiiiifff.
[22:41:10] <@zoofman> She looks to Mitzi and throws an icicle at her. "Blizzara"
[22:41:37] <@zoofman> 2d6+63 ice damage
[22:41:37] <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, ice damage: 73 [2d6=6,4]
[22:42:03] : Mitzi barely seems to feel it and continues drawing her spell.
[22:42:04] <@zoofman> golem versus catman round 22: the electric bungaloo
[22:42:07] <@zoofman> 2d6+4
[22:42:08] <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 2d6+4: 7 [2d6=1,2]
[22:42:10] <@zoofman> wiiiifff
[22:42:23] <@zoofman> Alvis's turn.
[22:44:43] <Gelato> Alvis tries to finish the golem!
[22:44:56] <Gelato> 2d6+7 ONCE AGAIN WITH FEELING
[22:44:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Gelato, ONCE AGAIN WITH FEELING: 17 [2d6=5,5]
[22:45:08] <@zoofman> This golem is getting his socks rocked.
[22:45:15] <Gelato> 64 damage
[22:45:17] <@zoofman> ...if he had socks, that is
[22:45:24] <@zoofman> Syl's turn
[22:45:43] <Syl> Yadda yadda, more slashing that'll miss.
[22:45:45] <Syl> 2d6+5
[22:45:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Syl, 2d6+5: 11 [2d6=4,2]
[22:45:50] <Syl> welp
[22:45:53] <@zoofman> Harphe
[22:46:06] <Harphe> 2d6+6 more slashies c'mon limit you fuckerrrr
[22:46:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Harphe, more slashies c'mon limit you fuckerrrr: 15 [2d6=5,4]
[22:46:09] <Harphe> ffff
[22:46:26] <Harphe> 42 damage
[22:46:55] <@zoofman> Mitzi
[22:46:55] : Mitzi turns around and aims for the golem instead with her slashes, thinking her increased speed will better get past its defenses
[22:47:00] <Mitzi> 2#2d6+6
[22:47:00] <DiceMaid-9001> Mitzi, 2#2d6+6: 13 [2d6=2,5], 13 [2d6=5,2]
[22:47:06] <@zoofman> wiffwiff
[22:47:16] <@zoofman> Rosette
[22:48:05] <@zoofman> The Empress is surprisingly lithe on her feet, for a magician.
[22:48:33] <Rosette> Rosette ends her chant, her spell mending Gelato's wounds. She promptly closes her eyes, meditating as she prepares for another.
[22:48:36] <Mitzi> (also zoof that was against the golem, not the empress)
[22:48:42] <@zoofman> (oh, my bad.)
[22:48:44] <@zoofman> (they both hit then)
[22:48:47] <Mitzi> 64 damage each
[22:49:02] <@zoofman> The Golem collaspes!
[22:49:18] <Gelato> "Damn it..." Gelato starts casting another spell, again concentrating on her with his Elemental Seal.
[22:49:18] <@zoofman> The flurry of blows puts it down for good, now just she herself remains.
[22:49:28] <Rosette> 2d6+63 HEals
[22:49:28] <DiceMaid-9001> Rosette, HEals: 68 [2d6=3,2]
[22:50:55] <@zoofman> The Empress looks to Syl, and unleashes fireball. "Fire!"
[22:51:00] <@zoofman> 2d6+63 fire damage
[22:51:01] <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, fire damage: 74 [2d6=6,5]
[22:52:15] <@zoofman> back to Alvis
[22:53:13] <Gelato> Alvis again jumps at the Empress, this time trying to take her new clothes!
[22:53:20] <Gelato> 2d6+6 perverted thievery
[22:53:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Gelato, perverted thievery: 16 [2d6=4,6]
[22:53:25] <@zoofman> 2d6+3 welp
[22:53:26] <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, welp: 8 [2d6=3,2]
[22:55:37] <@zoofman> Alvis...snatches her gown right off her, leaving her in some silky black undergarments. She looks LIVID.  "You will pay for that, miscreant!", she conjures up a gown of snow and ice.
[22:55:41] <@zoofman> Syl's turn
[22:56:03] * Syl charges through the flames, screaming. This was her last-ditch attempt to get something DONE.
[22:56:04] <Syl> 2d6+5
[22:56:05] <DiceMaid-9001> Syl, 2d6+5: 14 [2d6=4,5]
[22:56:10] <@zoofman> hits!
[22:56:11] : Mitzi barely stifles a laugh
[22:56:31] * Syl cuts through the Empress from the draw!
[22:56:36] * Harphe approves of Cixi's choice in fashion.
[22:56:42] <Syl> 39 damage, doubled if humanoid.
[22:57:03] <Gelato> "Godsoftheearth-Hmmhmm, Alvis i must say, that was a nice move of yours boy, hoohohooo-strikemyenemydown"
[22:57:32] <@zoofman> She is indeed.  And takes the blow with a cough of black, frozen blood.
[22:57:50] <Syl> "Enough."
[22:57:57] <@zoofman> Harphe's turn.
[22:58:05] <Harphe> 2d6+6 limiiiit
[22:58:06] <DiceMaid-9001> Harphe, limiiiit: 11 [2d6=1,4]
[22:58:08] <Harphe> nope
[22:58:16] <@zoofman> Mitzi
[22:58:18] <Mitzi> 2#2d6 slash slash
[22:58:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Mitzi, slash slash: 8 [2d6=4,4], 7 [2d6=1,6]
[22:58:23] <Mitzi> (er +6 on those)
[22:58:33] <@zoofman> one hits
[22:58:37] <Mitzi> 65 damage
[22:58:50] <@zoofman> She dances around the battlefield, dodging the blows.  Rosette.
[22:59:19] * zoofman is now known as Slamchest_Satan
[23:00:27] <Rosette> Rosette eyes the Samurai worriedly, "Commander, take better care of yourself, non? Goddess bless you!" And then healination happens. Rosette promptly resumes her prayers of healing.
[23:00:35] <Rosette> 2d6+63 Heals
[23:00:36] <DiceMaid-9001> Rosette, Heals: 71 [2d6=2,6]
[23:00:39] <Gelato> A spire of earth forms beneath Cixi, impaling her from below!
[23:01:02] <Gelato> 2d6+54 Stone
[23:01:03] <DiceMaid-9001> Gelato, Stone: 61 [2d6=1,6]
[23:01:09] <Gelato> (Ignoring MARM)
[23:01:29] <Syl> ( Does Armor Break wear off soon? )
[23:01:51] <@Slamchest_Satan> (yuuuup. next turn I believe.)
[23:02:38] <@Slamchest_Satan> The Empress turns to Alvis, "You asked for more than you bargained for, a kiss of death." A smooch on the lips, and drained!
[23:02:44] <@Slamchest_Satan> 2d6+84
[23:02:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Slamchest_Satan, 2d6+84: 89 [2d6=1,4]
[23:04:03] <Harphe> (ow shit)
[23:04:20] <@Slamchest_Satan> Annnd yup that KO'd him, based on his current HP value. Syl.
[23:04:35] <Syl> "I said ENOUGH!"
[23:04:41] <Syl> 2d6+5
[23:04:41] <DiceMaid-9001> Syl, 2d6+5: 15 [2d6=5,5]
[23:04:43] <@Slamchest_Satan> hits
[23:05:09] <Syl> ( wait I've been miscalculating slightly )
[23:05:17] <Syl> 46 damage, doubled.
[23:05:51] * Harphe abandons trying to hit the empress to death and resumes FIRE FIRE FIRE
[23:06:24] <Harphe> 2d6+85 you get the idea, crimson seal
[23:06:24] <DiceMaid-9001> Harphe, you get the idea, crimson seal: 93 [2d6=2,6]
[23:06:43] <Mitzi> 2#2d6+6 inkblade etc
[23:06:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Mitzi, inkblade etc: 17 [2d6=5,6], 12 [2d6=4,2]
[23:06:48] <Mitzi> (soooo close)
[23:06:56] <Mitzi> 68 on the one that hits
[23:07:10] <@Slamchest_Satan> Rosette
[23:10:53] * Rosette lays another heal on the samurai woman to keep her in the fight before her attention is drawn to the Mithra who was felled with...a kiss. She raises a hand towards him and an aneglic light begins to shine upon them, "Brave warrior, awaken"
[23:11:22] <Gelato> Gelato finishes chanting a quick spell, much like the one the Empress did on the start of the fight. "Fall Asleep, woman." He mutters while starting to cast Aspir for the following turn.
[23:11:23] <Rosette> 2d6+42
[23:11:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Rosette, 2d6+42: 52 [2d6=4,6]
[23:11:42] <Gelato> (DC 12)
[23:12:42] <@Slamchest_Satan> 2d6+4
[23:12:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Slamchest_Satan, 2d6+4: 15 [2d6=5,6]
[23:15:23] <@Slamchest_Satan> The spell takes no hold.  She holds her hands to her side, fire crackling in one, ice in the other.  The flames of the braizers fades, drawn to her spell. "You are powerful, heroes, but this is not yet over. Macropye!" She combines the two, in one hand, and a shockwave fires forth!
[23:15:34] <@Slamchest_Satan> 2d6+7
[23:15:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Slamchest_Satan, 2d6+7: 16 [2d6=6,3]
[23:15:46] <@Slamchest_Satan> Since that hit everyone, then...
[23:16:06] <@Slamchest_Satan> 71 typeless magic damage.
[23:16:21] <Harphe> (did you ever heal me, Rosette?)
[23:16:23] <Mitzi> (magic auto-hits)
[23:16:26] <Harphe> (if not, down)
[23:16:36] <@Slamchest_Satan> (oh right well, either way :v)
[23:16:43] <@Slamchest_Satan> Syl's turn, then.
[23:17:05] <Rosette> ((No, I didn't
[23:17:10] * Syl aims to regain the ground lost when she was knocked back by the magic shockwave.
[23:17:11] <Rosette> ((I thought you wanted to limit
[23:17:15] * Gelato resist a part of it, fuck yeah high MARM!
[23:17:28] <Harphe> (I said if there was no one else who needed the hp I could use it)
[23:17:35] <Harphe> (since I still had crimson seals left)
[23:17:38] <Rosette> (Oh, woops.))
[23:17:49] <Syl> She bounds off progressively higher braziers before bringing down her blade from above.
[23:17:51] <Syl> 2d6+5
[23:17:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Syl, 2d6+5: 9 [2d6=3,1]
[23:18:12] <@Slamchest_Satan> Noooope, Mitzi, then.
[23:18:13] * Syl 's blade only bites into the floor, sending bits of the floor scattering.
[23:18:14] : Mitzi is stil relatively unfazed, but her shimmering runes are starting to flicker and fade.
[23:18:24] <Mitzi> 2#2d6+6 inkblade
[23:18:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Mitzi, inkblade: 13 [2d6=2,5], 14 [2d6=5,3]
[23:18:28] <@Slamchest_Satan> one hits
[23:18:30] <Mitzi> 65 damage
[23:18:41] <@Slamchest_Satan> Rosette
[23:20:32] <Rosette> Once Rosette's spell has lifted Alvis to his feet, she promptly prepares another, this time to bring Harf back from the brink of death, "Goddess, keepus together through this ordeal." As desperate frown was on her face.
[23:20:44] <@Slamchest_Satan> Gelato
[23:21:39] * Gelato finishes chanting as he absorbs the Mana out of the Empress. He then throws his book at her because fuck that shit.
[23:21:56] <Gelato> 2d6+18 drained MP
[23:21:56] <DiceMaid-9001> Gelato, drained MP: 24 [2d6=2,4]
[23:22:06] <Gelato> 2d6+6 BOOKIN'
[23:22:06] <DiceMaid-9001> Gelato, BOOKIN': 12 [2d6=1,5]
[23:22:13] <@Slamchest_Satan> nobookin'
[23:22:46] <@Slamchest_Satan> She throws  a fireball in Mitiz's direction.
[23:22:54] <@Slamchest_Satan> 2d6+63 magic damage
[23:22:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Slamchest_Satan, magic damage: 70 [2d6=2,5]
[23:23:24] <@Slamchest_Satan> Alvis's turn.
[23:23:25] <Mitzi> The orange glowing runes shatter! "ah shit" Mitzi mutters under her breath.
[23:25:36] <Gelato> "Oh damn it, time for me to... Do 'that'" Alvis says as he tries to snatch Cixi's panties!
[23:25:41] <Gelato> 2d6+6 panty raiding
[23:25:42] <DiceMaid-9001> Gelato, panty raiding: 10 [2d6=2,2]
[23:25:49] <@Slamchest_Satan> 2d6+3 STOP RIGHT THERE
[23:25:50] <DiceMaid-9001> Slamchest_Satan, STOP RIGHT THERE: 8 [2d6=2,3]
[23:25:53] <@Slamchest_Satan> OR NOT.
[23:26:37] <@Slamchest_Satan> Alvis...well let's just say it's not very elegant what he does.  He aquires SILKEN BLACK PANTIES OF THE EMPRESS OF THE FROZEN WASTES.
[23:26:43] <@Slamchest_Satan> I hope we are all happy, for she is now LIVID.
[23:26:50] * Syl follows up her falling slash with an upward cut, mimicing a swallow's tail in flight.
[23:27:02] <Syl> 2d6+5
[23:27:03] <DiceMaid-9001> Syl, 2d6+5: 14 [2d6=3,6]
[23:27:05] <@Slamchest_Satan> hits
[23:27:18] <Syl> 45 earth damage, doubled.
[23:27:38] <@Slamchest_Satan> Mitzi
[23:28:02] : Mitzi sees Alvis's antics and knows this can't be a good sign. She chugs down a potion then continues the assault
[23:28:05] <Mitzi> 2d6+6
[23:28:05] <DiceMaid-9001> Mitzi, 2d6+6: 16 [2d6=4,6]
[23:28:15] <Mitzi> 67 damage
[23:28:42] <@Slamchest_Satan> Rosette.
[23:31:47] <Rosette> Seeming relieved as Harphe pulls to her feet, Rosette sighs, "Goddess, thank you for this miracle. We will win this day! For all the tormented souls who lay bound in suffering here!" With that, she prepares another restorative spell.
[23:32:12] <@Slamchest_Satan> Gelato
[23:32:56] * Harphe brushes herself off and draws what looks to be either a very large crossbow or very small trebuchet from the jewel on her glove.
[23:32:57] <Gelato> "Alvis, throw me those panties! I do believe i have a plan to use them!" Gelato says while starting to cast a spell. "Time for a last ditch effort here, hmmhmm.."
[23:33:09] <Harphe> "Alvis don't you DARE."
[23:33:44] <Mitzi> "This is a terrible idea." Mitzi makes sure she's not in the way for the Empress to reach either of those poor guys.
[23:33:52] <Syl> "FORGET ABOUT THE SODDING UNDERWEAR."
[23:33:59] * Rosette seems disgusted byt he lechery of her teammates, "Can we focus on the battle, please?!"
[23:34:06] <Syl> This is a rare time where the Commander is -furious-.
[23:35:32] <@Slamchest_Satan> Alvis has pocketed the panties, for now.
[23:36:04] <@Slamchest_Satan> "Huh? What? I don't know what you guys are talking about." he whistles innocently.
[23:36:17] <Gelato> "Oh it's not like i am going to sniff them (on the middle of combat)!"
[23:36:58] * Harphe makes a note to murder Gelato later.
[23:39:19] <@Slamchest_Satan> The Empress backhands Alvis
[23:39:21] <@Slamchest_Satan> 2d6+10
[23:39:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Slamchest_Satan, 2d6+10: 14 [2d6=3,1]
[23:39:29] <@Slamchest_Satan> annnd he had 1 Hp so KO'd
[23:39:30] <@Slamchest_Satan> Syl's turn
[23:39:51] * Syl sidesteps, attempting to get a better angle of attack on the Empress.
[23:39:54] <Syl> 2d6+5
[23:39:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Syl, 2d6+5: 14 [2d6=5,4]
[23:40:00] : Mitzi grits her teeth, expecting another wave of spells to come their way now that Alvis is down. Her runes of protection are gone as well so this is gonna hurt and it's their fault for it.
[23:40:09] <@Slamchest_Satan> hits
[23:40:20] <Syl> 45 earth damage, doubled.
[23:41:41] * Syl opens up the Empress's defenses with a single smack from the butt of the sword before driving the blade through her stomach.
[23:42:09] <Syl> The samurai simply leaves her impaled. "Consider ourselved proven."
[23:42:14] <Syl> *ourselves
[23:42:15] <@Slamchest_Satan> "Ah..." she looks down at the blade, then falls to her knees.
[23:43:03] * Syl yanks the blade upward with a slight twirl before pulling it out of her body.
[23:44:19] <@Slamchest_Satan> The Empress looks down at the wound.  It does not bleed, but the hole begins to widen as her form begins to...crumble away.  "From dust...to dust...Indeed. You have won, Heroes."
[23:45:28] * Syl flicks her blade before sheathing it, cleaning it of blood that was never there. "May the spirits bear you swiftly to your ancestors, Empress."
[23:45:53] * Rosette has no time for dialogue, already at work patching up the group's wounds with intense vigor.
[23:46:19] <Harphe> "A pity, I would have liked to speak with her more."
[23:46:36] * Harphe is too tired to wriggle away from Rosette like she usually does.
[23:46:40] <Syl> "She chose her way. Nothing to be done, Harphe."
[23:46:40] <@Slamchest_Satan> "With this, the storm shall fade.  Yes.  May you and your people be better prepared than we were."
[23:46:57] * Gelato sits down, breathing heavily. "Hmmhmm... Beautiful, powerful, and kind. I shall mourn you, my Empress."
[23:47:07] <Mitzi> "Well, at least we know what we're doing from here on out, though I think we really really ought to warn the camp before monsters start waking up and killing everyone."
[23:47:10] <Gelato> He doesn't mention how he will treasure her though.
[23:47:11] <Rosette> "We should warn the camp of the trials to come."
[23:47:20] <Rosette> "Now the abominations she mentioned will be free."
[23:47:38] <Syl> "And they will be warned of the disciplinary action facing the rest of you."
[23:47:52] <Harphe> "Hm?"
[23:47:56] * Syl , for the most part, has calmed down, stating it quite matter-of-factly.
[23:48:47] * Syl leaves the palace without a further word. There is nothing more to be done here.
[23:49:07] * Harphe wants to explooore more but that can probably be done in a mini or something
[23:49:39] : Mitzi shrugs. "We won. Not sure what she's upset about. At least nothing that concerns ALL of us."
[23:49:47] <@Slamchest_Satan> As her form breaks away, she shakes her head.  "Pray that the creature that binds me does not have me return, as I brought back my own servants.  The other Goddess is not nearly as benevolent as your own, Outsiders."
[23:49:53] <Gelato> "Diciplinary action?"
[23:50:19] <Rosette> "I believe she speaks of your...unbecoming conduct," she says with a nervous blush.
[23:51:13] <Gelato> "You mean Alvis' conduct." The Nu Mou gives a smirk at Harphe.
[23:51:39] <Harphe> "I would also hope that Sir Gelato and Alvis learn to conduct themselves in manners befitting the task they have been trusted with."
[23:51:41] <@Slamchest_Satan> And with that she fades away, and the braizers slowly fade.
[23:52:36] <@Slamchest_Satan> 3 dark crystals remain where she once sat.
[23:52:57] <Gelato> "Harrumph, it was the boy who decided to filch the underwear from the Empress. I just kept myself doing my magic, girl."
[23:53:17] <Mitzi> "So uh, who wants to read some books? I grabbed some from the library that might be useful, but hey now that the whole place is clear we can just browse the library itself."
[23:53:56] <Mitzi> "And by that I mean Rosette, Harphe, do you want to translate these so we can try to fill in the blanks on what happened here?"
[23:54:16] <Harphe> "I should like to - perhaps I shall be able to find more on the song magic that was used back in the Empress's time."
[23:54:28] * Slamchest_Satan changes topic to '| 3 EXP and 2 Destiny get, Aquired Loot: Arcane Violine, 3 Vial of Ghost Booze, Staff of Winter, Cixi's Royal Garmants, the pantsu, 6 Ice and 3 Dark Crystals.'
[23:54:33] <Gelato> "Presume not that any of you have -ANY- authority against me. Damn brats, flat girls like you should have never piqued my interest."
[23:54:54] <@Slamchest_Satan> Mitzi, you have 5 books with you!
[23:55:01] <@Slamchest_Satan> not counting CAVES N SHIT
[23:55:26] * Harphe picks up the staff and examines it.
[23:55:36] <Harphe> 2d6+6 lore (relics)
[23:55:36] <DiceMaid-9001> Harphe, lore (relics): 10 [2d6=1,3]
[23:55:39] <Harphe> bah
[23:55:43] <Mitzi> (take your reroll on that one)
[23:55:46] <Rosette> 2d6+5 Relics, on the staff
[23:55:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Rosette, Relics, on the staff: 12 [2d6=6,1]
[23:55:52] <Mitzi> (might as well)
[23:56:03] <Rosette> 2d6+5 Relics, Then the robes
[23:56:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Rosette, Relics, Then the robes: 13 [2d6=2,6]
[23:56:11] : Mitzi gathers up the books and presents them neatly to Harphe.
[23:56:22] <Rosette> 2d6+5 Relics, Then the...pantsu, which she embarassedly snatches from Alvis' hands
[23:56:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Rosette, Relics, Then the...pantsu, which she embarassedly snatches from Alvis' hands: 13 [2d6=5,3]
[23:56:33] <Rosette> "I'll make sure these are dealth with -properly-."
[23:56:44] <@Slamchest_Satan> Even -I- cannot say what the pantsu do yet.
[23:56:47] * Harphe starts flipping through the books.
[23:56:50] * Gelato uses Analyze on the Violin!
[23:56:56] <@Slamchest_Satan> Alvis isn't giving them up easy though, nuh uh!
[23:57:00] <@Slamchest_Satan> He darts away!
[23:57:03] <@Slamchest_Satan> Defying Gravity!
[23:57:19] <Rosette> ((I believe it's Violine
[23:57:19] <Gelato> And on the Staff and Garments too for that matter.
[23:57:22] <Harphe> (gabe's gonna murder us)
[23:57:22] <Rosette> ((Not a violin.))
[23:57:32] <@Slamchest_Satan> (It's a violin oops @_@)
[23:57:40] * Slamchest_Satan changes topic to '| 3 EXP and 2 Destiny get, Aquired Loot: Arcane Violin, 3 Vial of Ghost Booze, Staff of Winter, Cixi's Royal Garmants, the pantsu, 6 Ice and 3 Dark Crystals.'
[23:58:15] <@Slamchest_Satan> The staff is is quiet plain, sadly.  It increases the intelligence of its bearer.  The robe increases the user's fortitude.
[23:58:43] <Mitzi> "There are more in the library where I grabbed these." Mitzi bounces on the balls of her feet, waiting expectantly for Harphe to come to some conclusion about the books. "It's uh, easier to find if you drink the walk-through-walls beer, but I think I've had enough of that for now."
[23:58:54] <@Slamchest_Satan> The violin's a bit more interesting, it's boosts wind damage!
[00:01:57] <@Slamchest_Satan> Anyway, the books...
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