Holiday Poisoner: Floors

**FLOOR ONE: Santa's Workshop**
    If you ever wanted the chance to see what the big jolly man's work space looks like, this floor's for you! A warmly lit room with conveyor belts that look rather old, and you can clearly see small tools left behind and empty gift boxes where elves probably worked hard to make all those toys you always hear about in songs. Why, there's even Santa's naughty and nice book sitting right there out in the open! It's strange, though, that it's entirely blank aside from two single pages labeled NAUGHTY and NICE, and the only names on it are all of yours... wonder what happens to the naughty ones.

**FLOOR TWO: How The Grinch Stole Christmas**
    A space that seems far bigger than even a whole building floor should allow, but... perhaps, if one were familiar with Christmas movies, they would recognize it to be very reminiscent of a certain Whoville from a certain holiday classic. Tidily and warmly decorated... although it does seem to be a little off, as some things seem to be hung rather precariously... Either way, continue to wander until you reach a certain mean one's cave dwelling, and you'll find the floor's exit.


**FLOOR THREE: Gingerbread House**
    ...Why does it feel like you've just wandered into a gigantic gingerbread house? Well, maybe you have. At least, a gingerbread room, but still. Everything around you is made of sweets, one way or another. The classic gingerbread walls (of course), the frosting trim around a gumdrop-lined fireplace, the gigantic peppermint stools... if it's there, it's edible. Though it might not be a good idea to go around tasting everything. Some of it smells a little OFF, so hopefully you'll use your senses before deciding to shove a handful of frosting into your mouth.


**FLOOR FOUR: Sleigh Ride**
    What awaits you when you enter this floor is... one giant, reindeer-pulled sleigh? Huh. Looks like it's time for a sleigh ride! Of course, you have no choice in the matter; if you just try to walk around, the reindeer will immediately block your way. Better get in and cozy up to your neighbor like birds of a feather! You'll be lead down a wonderful winter-y pathway, lined with inviting decorations and the sound of carolers meeting your ears from time to time. Why, there's even mountains of gifts scattered about! You probably shouldn't try to get out and grab them, though. Just a suggestion.


**FLOOR FIVE: Mistletoe**
    Huh. It's a fairly simple floor this time; all the decorations are plain, just simple lights around trees and tinsel-covered walls... oh, aside from all the mistletoe hung all over the place. Well, it's up to you if you'd like to kiss someone you happen to end up with underneath one of the hundreds of little sprigs scattered about. Just make sure to remember that you don't decide to eat it, for anyone curious enough. You might not enjoy what you get.


**FLOOR SIX: Winter Wonderland**
    Well, winter IS a wonderland, isn't it? Walk along this floor, and everything around you is covered in snow. The trees, the streetlamps.. all of it reminiscent of a picturesque snowy scene. There are plenty of snowmen smiling at you as you wander along, although some of them see a bit off. And you're sure you faintly hear the sound of sleigh bells, though that could just be your imagination. Either way, hope you brought a jacket!