What the fuck did I just do?

FLass x Leek

"Hmm..."

You are a female Lass trainer walking around in the woods deep in thought about a problem you are facing.  You have dated many men in your lifetime, all of whom turned out to be either jerks, obsessive, or too small for your tastes.  Hell, you just recently dumped a beefy karate guy because his dick was even smaller than a Joltik.  You remembered laughing at the size of the speckle he called a 'package' and the beet-red face he sported soon after, running home and crying to his mommy.

Deciding that all men are garbage and realizing that fingers are no longer enough for relief, you began looking for something to satisfy you once and for all.

Your trail of thought was interrupted when you tripped over something and fell to the floor.  You groaned and looked down at your feet to see what caught you, noticing an odd vegetable resting on your legs.  Further inspection revealed that it was an ordinary onion leek.  How it got so far into the woods on its own was a mystery to you.  Just then, you felt the itch come back stronger than ever, and the size of the vegetable seemed pretty long, with the bottom almost appearing bulbous.  There was something about it that was so tempting...so right...

Eight minutes later you had the best forest sex in your entire life with the vegetable.

Unfortunately, your big climax turned out to be be your last as an angry Farfetch'd leaped at you from behind, clawing the back of your head and neck with its webbed feet, ripping the leek out from your vagina, and finally using it to bludgeon you to death.  Bones cracked and flesh was tossed all over the area as the crying pokemon continued its assault until your lower half was nothing more than a paste of red. With the last of your conscious, you looked ahead to see Farfetch'd on the ground, crying, cleaning, and talking to its leek like as if it was the victim of a horrifying crime.  Wait...

"D.....did I.....a leek?"

One last swing made your vision fade to red.

Bad end: No leeking allowed, or raping leeks.