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[21:47:57] <~CounterBeard> Hokay.
[21:48:13] <~CounterBeard> DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY (in Estuan)
[21:49:46] <~CounterBeard> Rock, and Savage met the newest team member Tentra Alexei was recovering from his bender with Gin the butterfree and Rika was...Helping Mrs. Johnson establish some TOUGH gym trainers and talking Henry out of some of his silly ideas.
[21:50:14] <Savage> Which Savage probably talked him into in the first place.
[21:51:58] <~CounterBeard> Over honeyicecream and spidertalk. But enough of the past! We are looking to the new dawn! And new places...But where?
[21:52:45] <~CounterBeard> The League office is fairly empty just Mrs. Johnson filing some paper work you all suspect to be a sudoku.
[21:54:22] <~CounterBeard> Rock had expressed interest into going to Corsola Reef as there was also a Triface point of interest near by.
[21:55:37] * Tentra enters, still mopey from earlier, and looks for a nice, cushony chair to continue taking notes in.
[21:56:23] <Savage> Savage is up early for once and is enjoying some fresh-picked berries with his companions in the office.  He seems to be having a good morning as a result.
[21:56:52] <~CounterBeard> (Hmm was today a berry day?)
[21:57:33] <Savage> (Nah, it's just breakfast :3c )
[21:57:34] <Tentra> (no dicemaido here, is Purple on? he's controlling the temp dicebot)
[21:58:52] : Alexei barges into the office clutching his head. "Ugh, am not rem-" he blinks as he sees Tentra in the office. "...Certainly is not remember bring wench to office last night when have vodka party. Must apologize at once to team for shameful disgrace!"
[21:59:39] <~CounterBeard> (The Vodka Party. The best political party)
[21:59:58] <~CounterBeard> (and I dunno about dicemabots)
[22:00:01] <Alexei> (The *only* political party in Soviet Sinnoh)
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[22:01:43] <zoofman_> Tentra looks up, confused.  "Hm?"  She looks around, not realizing he's referring to her... (deeerp interbutts)
[22:01:44] <Savage> Savage kind of :/s a little at Alexei coming in with that kind of entrance.  "You didn't bring her here, Alex.  Alex, Tentra; Tentra, Alex."
[22:02:17] <zoofman_> "Is...he an operative, too?"
[22:02:35] <Alexei> "Then...who..." Alexei rubs his head. "Okay good, is not make shameful display. Who is 'Tentra'?"
[22:02:58] <zoofman_> "This one is," she points at herself.
[22:03:40] * zoofman_ is now known as Tentra
[22:03:44] <Savage> "Yeah... he's one of us," Savage does not sound so enthusiastic to say this and returns to breakfast.
[22:04:52] <Alexei> "...Then is mean Tentra is new comrade?" you can see Alexei's face brighten under the hand he's rubbing his head with.
[22:05:38] <Savage> "Yeah.  She's here from, uh... something.  To... watch us or something?" headtilt of confusion.
[22:05:54] <Tentra> Isaac and Miria are sharing a chair, chewing on biscuits. <Hey, Isaac, isn't he a bit OLD to be a traveller?> <Nonsense, Miria! Old people are always LOADED.> <Oh Isaac, you're so smart>! They both laugh loudly.
[22:06:50] <Tentra> "Indeed, we have been tasked with aiding you in your mission, and documenting your journies."
[22:07:04] <Tentra> "We hope we can be of assistance, however, we are still...not used to the outside world."
[22:08:22] <Alexei> "...more pokemon is talk, like totodile from swamp. But Alexei is swear was drink vodka, not absinthe." Alexei shakes his head. "But enough of that! If new comrade, then is time for celebration and vodka is best for celebration!" he immediately sets to pouring vodka into cups and shoving them at Savage and Tentra.
[22:08:55] <Savage> Savage glares at the cup of Vodka for a bit.  Then at Alexei.  "Nah, I'll pass."
[22:09:16] <Tentra> She eyes the cup confused. "Spirits?"
[22:09:42] <~CounterBeard> "Yes, Ms. Tentra is from a PR firm that is going to help publicise the league's achivements." Mrs. Johnson pipes up chewing on the end of her pen.
[22:10:15] <Tentra> She shrugs and downs it in one gulp.
[22:10:18] : Alexei pushes it towards Savage. "NONSENSE, is time for fabulous festivity!" he tops off his own cup and downs it in a gulp. He continues pouring vodka and forcefully slams a cup of it down on top of Mrs. Johnson's paperwork.
[22:10:53] <Alexei> "Oh! Tentra is strong drinker, much like weathered man of Sinnoh who have seen many harsh winter! Am approve much!"
[22:11:25] <Savage> Savage wrinkles his nose and leans away from the vodka, although he kind of has to keep Wotter from wanting to take a drink.  "It's not for us kids~"
[22:11:25] <Tentra> Her eyes go wide as she gulps it down and starts coughing.  "What - what IS that?"
[22:11:42] <Tentra> (Tentra's 21 though :3c)
[22:12:01] <Savage> (Savage is eighteen; he's directing that at Wotter either way :3c )
[22:12:07] <~CounterBeard> (Drinking age in Kushva is 18 =p)
[22:12:35] <Tentra> Still coughing.  "Nothing like the wines of The Order."
[22:13:09] <Alexei> "Is lifeblood of any Sinnoh man! and Alexei is introduce such fabulous drink to all of world in travels!" Alexei downs another cup, then saunters towards Savage. "Fine, if you is not drink, then you please take care of Gin. He is drink too much last night! Even I, strong Sinnoh man, was scared!"
[22:14:00] : Alexei reaches inside his jacket and plucks out a butterfree, clearly still drunk and swaying back and forth. His wings are blue and translucent, seeming to shift and flow like water or liquid glass. He hiccups and a stream of bubbles comes out. Alexei sets him down in front of Savage.
[22:14:04] <Tentra> She holds out her glass for another cup (wait, these aren't shot glasses? oh boy), curious but cautious...
[22:14:11] <Savage> "Um... alright?" Oh god what was this guy doing getting his companions drunk and--oh god what
[22:14:25] <Savage> "...Hi there!" Oh god what the hell happened to Gin D:
[22:14:54] <Tentra> "...we don't think letting Isaac or Miria drinking this would end well."
[22:15:56] <Alexei> "Was have celebration for Niko become most fabulous fish! But Gin is decide challenge Niko to drinking contest!" Alexei pours another cup for Tentra as he narrates loudly to Savage. "Was say is bad idea, Niko is weigh much more than Gin! But Gin is proud butterfly and insist. Alexei is not in place for deny companion fabulous vodka. And now Gin too is most fabulous butterfly!" he grins proudly.
[22:16:01] <~CounterBeard> Mrs. Johnson eyes the drink and adds a liberal splash of what look lik ejuice to it and takes a small sip. "Can't drink too much. I'm on duty~"
[22:17:57] <Savage> "...And what does Gin have to say about this?" he looks down at the butterfly with a bit of concern.  And nervousness like Gin might suddenly watergun him or something.
[22:18:05] <Tentra> She stares at it cautiously, then downs it in one gulp as well.
[22:19:39] : Alexei shrugs. "Was Gin who challenge Niko to drinking contest. Am think though he is appreciate new wings much! Are very fabulous wings!"
[22:20:43] <Tentra> She coughs a bit more, and sways in her seat a bit.  "...oh, THIS is what it feels like."  She clumsily jots something down.
[22:21:38] : Alexei grabs two more cups, smaller ones this time, and pours some vodka in them, then slides them sloppily towards the Ralts and Riolu he just noticed. "...And no reason for deny drink to pokemon of new comrade!" the cups teeter a bit as they slide, then finally spill all over the table. "Oops, am pour new cups!"
[22:21:47] <Savage> "...Well, alright," he still looks to Gin out of curiosity to confirm; then starts feeding the hung over butterfree.
[22:21:59] <Alexei> (Gin is still drunk :3)
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[22:22:30] <Savage> Okay, drunk butterfree.
[22:22:49] <Tentra> The ralts and riolu look quite confused, look to their 'master' and decide that yes, they should probably avoid this (for now.)
[22:23:53] <Tentra> Tentra places the cup down on the table, and looks around curiously.
[22:25:03] : Alexei slumps down in a chair. "Ah, is always good to find excuse for drink and celebrate! But Savage, where is rest of team?"
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[22:26:13] <Tentra_> (grrr)
[22:26:20] <Tentra_> (gonna fix this be back shortly~)
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[22:27:19] <Savage> "They should be back soon," Savage relaxes a little as he helps the drunken butterfree off of his bender with one hand and tries to keep a curious Wotter from enjoying the glass of vodka still sitting on the table with his other hand.
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[22:28:32] <Alexei> (wait for Zoof?)
[22:31:14] <~CounterBeard> (Indeed)
[22:36:32] <Savage> (Hopefully he returns soon I have like half an hour at most D: )
[22:37:01] <Alexei> (D:)
[22:38:09] <~CounterBeard> (D=)
[22:40:45] <zoofman> (BAck sorry)
[22:40:48] * zoofman is now known as Tentra
[22:41:02] <Tentra> (stupid routers :[)
[22:42:27] <~CounterBeard> (Stupid routers indeed.)
[22:42:47] <Tentra> "...We am quite curious as to the" HIC "plan of action. We are to understand that you are...done in this town?"
[22:44:08] : Alexei nods with an impressed look on his face as Tentra continues to down the vodka like it's water. "Yes, have established most fabulous gym here!" he pours another cup for her. "And next is team must decide new place for gym. I have already declare choice of Lake Nori, but am sure comrade have other idea!"
[22:44:44] <Tentra> "How do you...choose gym leaders?" HIC
[22:46:00] <Savage> "I'm... not too particular?  I just wanna keep travelling," Savage grins.  "But, I think Rock said something about... something reef or...?"
[22:48:54] * Tentra has no idea where any of these places is, and just nods along.
[22:49:39] <Alexei> "We chose gym leader through contest of fabulousness! Though in future may change way to choose."
[22:50:56] <Tentra> "...contests?'
[22:51:04] <Tentra> She stares blankly and hiccups
[22:51:11] <~CounterBeard> Mrs. Johnson finisheshes her own drink and sets down her papers, nodding. "Mr. Pivovarov, Mr. Savage, Ms. Odoyle, did you have any questions about our other branches of the League?"
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[22:53:17] <Tentra> "Are there branches in all the major cities of Kushva?"
[22:54:41] <~CounterBeard> "In most of the major cities yes. We are currently setting one up in Mirage as well as in Reef Town. We already have League Members there setting up."
[22:55:42] <Tentra> "How far away are those two from here? It would seem best to me to take the shortest route."
[22:55:49] <Alexei> "Is branch near Lake Nori? Am think should investigate 'beast' under lake."
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[22:57:38] <Tentra> "A...beast? forgive us, haven't heard of this."
[22:58:11] <~CounterBeard> "Corsola Reef is off the coast of Eastern Kushva you could make it to the coast in about a weeks travel through the forests. Mirage town is located in the Titans Maw you would have to go through the Conferni Forest and over the Teeth."
[22:58:17] <~CounterBeard> "there is a fledgling branch in South Nori but as of yet there is no plans to set one up in North Nori. It is primarily a resort, although there is a town located there as well."
[22:58:50] : Alexei gets a terrifying gleam in his eye. "Yes, is great and fabulous beast suppose live under lake! Would be great test for person who want be gym leader to find and tame beast to prove skill!"
[23:01:25] <Tentra> "A competition to calm or slay the beast? Mhm...however if there are no plans there yet, is it worth the trip?"
[23:02:07] <Savage> (Ah, I think I have to vanish now D: )
[23:03:02] <Alexei> (D: bye Gar)
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[23:03:30] : Alexei scoffs. "Will build office with own two hand if need. Is way of strong Sinnoh man."
[23:06:15] <Tentra> "Could confront it ourselves as well, we supose.  However, this one," he points to herself, "is admittedly ignorant of what would be the most sensible route to take, so we must astain from such decisions."
[23:07:58] <Alexei> "Well," Alexei whips out his flask and takes a large gulp from it. "best time for make decision is when team is all here. Now is time for celebrate first gym and new comrade!" oh god he pours even more vodka out for Tentra, draining the bottle.
[23:08:36] <Tentra> Oh dear. She downs it with no questions asked.
[23:10:08] <Tentra> and doesn't cough this time! "We admittedly have not -hic- seen much of this town yet...do you suppose -hic- you could show us around while we are still here?"  She's thorougly tipsy.
[23:10:34] <Alexei> "Very impressive!" Alexei claps. "Should meet Rika! Is also fabulous lady who drink just like strong Sinnoh man!"
[23:11:28] <Alexei> "Yes, but am afraid Alexei is not well acquaint with town. Is only know house of voodoo witch, steak house, and of course many bar! But can give tour for new comrade." (oh god why would you ask Alexei for a tour of anywhere)
[23:12:45] <Tentra> "a...voodoo witch?" She peaks with interest. DRUNKEN INTEREST. (Because Tentra is silly and has 5 Charisma)
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[23:13:42] <Alexei> "Yes, Alexei is could not believe either!" he whips out a pokeball and releases his shiny Chinchou. "But is REAL voodoo witch who make potion that turn Stolichnaya into best Chinchou!"
[23:15:07] <Tentra> "You mean to say is he a chemist of sorts? Or...something more mysterious?"
[23:15:42] <Alexei> "Am not sure." Alexei drinks from his flask again. "Am simple man. Not understand voodoo magic."
[23:17:23] <~CounterBeard> (Hoodoo the voodoo that you doo so well?)
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[23:17:50] <Tentra> "Either way, we'd be most happy if you could show us around.  It's been a long while since we've been able to travel freely."
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[23:19:30] <Alexei> (Kuji! quick, into character before Alexei gives Tentra a tour of town that consists of only his favorite bars)
[23:19:38] <Rock> (Sorry about that.)
[23:20:02] <Tentra> (>implying that wouldn't be amazing)
[23:20:03] * Rock gets to, in his guard patrol, wherever the heck Alexei and Tentra are. "Oh, hey Tentra. Alexei."
[23:20:31] <~CounterBeard> (Hey Kujers)
[23:20:47] <~CounterBeard> (They are at the Office)
[23:21:02] : Alexei chugs the rest of the vodka in his flask and motions Tentra out the door as he walks past Rock "Come Rock! Is time for celebrate new comrade! Alexei is give tour of town. First stop is Tipsy Tauros!"
[23:21:26] <Tentra> Tentra follows quite...tipsily.  "Hello Rock~" HIC.
[23:21:33] <Rock> "...you're going to take here drinking."
[23:21:44] <~CounterBeard> (Oh man she is already drunk you don't even.)
[23:21:46] <Rock> "...she's already BEEN drinking."
[23:22:58] <Tentra> "We're not drunk not!"
[23:23:14] <Tentra> (sadly she's not drunk enough to just go HI I'M DRUNK.)
[23:24:02] <Rock> "..."
[23:24:26] : Alexei leads the way into town. "Alexei is just finish last of vodka, and Tipsy Tauros is great place for find vodka in town! Also serve best Nikolaschka Alexei have find outside of bar run by own brother. Is called Regal Relicanth. Drink is namesake of most fabulous Milotic! But come quick!"
[23:24:39] <Rock> "Fine. I'll come with you, but only so you two don't kill yourself drinking."
[23:26:30] <Tentra> She follows, tiltering from side to side and giggling a little.  "Come AE, let's explore." The unown simply floats around her in circles. always watching.
[23:26:57] <Rock> "...this your Pokemon, Tentra?"
[23:27:18] <Tentra> She nods. "We are as one."
[23:27:28] <Tentra> (has a day passed IC, btw?)
[23:27:30] <Rock> "Good."
[23:27:38] <~CounterBeard> The Tauros isn't all that far from the office...The bar tender greets Alexei with a huge grin on his face "Already back you old frozen bastard?! Come on in first rounds on the house!"
[23:27:40] <~CounterBeard> (Yes)
[23:27:54] <Tentra> 1d20+5 preemptive calling chord?
[23:28:01] <Tentra> roll 1d20+5 preemptive calling chord?
[23:28:13] <Tentra> (how do you get Librarian to roll?)
[23:28:17] <~CounterBeard> (I dun think Lib is turned on for dicing)
[23:28:24] <Rock> !roll 1d20
[23:28:24] <Tentra> (ah I'll do it in main chat)
[23:28:25] <Rock> Out of your dice ( 1d20 ) you rolled:
[23:28:25] <Rock> < 2 >
[23:28:36] <Rock> (I have my own. :p)
[23:28:42] <Tentra> (oho)
[23:28:46] <Tentra> !roll 1d20+5
[23:28:48] <Rock> Out of your dice ( 1d20+5 ) you rolled:
[23:28:48] <Rock> < 12 >
[23:28:50] <Rock> (It doesn't do +s, though.)
[23:28:55] <Tentra> (good enough!)
[23:28:55] <Rock> (...or does it?)
[23:28:59] <Alexei> "Most generous bartender are you! Come Rock, Tentra, first round is on house!" Alexei drags them in. "And Alexei is need more bottle of vodka. Have use personal supply for celebrate with new comrade!"
[23:29:17] <Tentra> Tentra takes a seat at the bar and takes out a sheet of paper from one of her books, and starts to write on it...
[23:29:35] * Rock sits down on the bar stool and holds his shot glass.
[23:29:58] <Tentra> "A was the first, the primary defense.  E was the always vigilent, never losing sight..."
[23:30:14] <~CounterBeard> "No problem. Same price as last time." The man slides Alexei a bottle and filles up several glasses of vodka from another.
[23:30:44] <Tentra> She greets the bartender quickly, and resumes.  "Allow us to demonstrate, Rock..."
[23:31:08] <Rock> "?"
[23:31:23] <Tentra> "The unown are pokemon, yes, but not of standard origin."
[23:31:35] <~CounterBeard> (ohboyohboy)
[23:31:58] <Rock> (ohboy doing it in front of Rock?)
[23:33:58] <Tentra> "They are an extension of the self, a thought given life.  They are as much my companion as part of myself."  She shows what she is writing, it's a G.  She places a hand on the page on the page and it begins to glow a faint blue... "G.  You shall be the vigilent, a ready protector.  None shall come to harm those close to you.  Let it be written, and rise, G!"
[23:35:40] <Rock> (...well, at least you managed not to make it threatening)
[23:37:44] <Tentra> (and now I must ask how the hell do you wanna handle the aquisition of these things, Beard. D:)
[23:38:14] <Rock> (I noticed Letter Press never says you have to own the Pokemon to press them :D)
[23:38:30] <~CounterBeard> The form of the unown starts to slither and gain shape next to Tentra, almost like it is just detaching from her. After a brief moment it solidifies and blinks its large eye.
[23:38:51] <Rock> "...whoa... you can summon Pokemon like that?"
[23:39:06] <Tentra> "Not summon. create."
[23:39:15] <Rock> "WHOA."
[23:39:20] : Alexei stares at the Unown, then at Tentra, then at the drinks, then at the Unown again. He seems like he's trying to put 2 and 2 together, but his brain's not quite wired right for that. "Are you a VODKA MAGE?" he gasps.
[23:39:28] <Rock> "Go create some materials while you're at it!"
[23:39:35] <Tentra> She taps her head and downs the drink.  "It is of my own thoughts.  Could do it from anyone's thoughts!"
[23:39:46] <Rock> "WHOA."
[23:40:02] * Rock shoos his drink to Alexei.
[23:40:20] <Tentra> (but yeah do you want me to befriend it/catch it or just PRESS ITTTTT)
[23:40:22] <Tentra> (:B)
[23:40:22] : Alexei downs it and continues staring at the Unown.
[23:40:36] <Rock> (JUST PRESS ITTTTT)
[23:40:43] <~CounterBeard> (It's just chilling right now. Blinkin and shit.)
[23:40:51] <~CounterBeard> It stares back Alexei.
[23:40:57] * Rock just stares at the Unown.
[23:41:17] <Rock> (I dare Counter to make the Unown do something threatening to Rock.)
[23:41:22] : Alexei stares for a few more seconds, then pushes a glass of vodka toward the Unown.
[23:41:28] <Alexei> "Comrade!"
[23:41:47] <Tentra> She beckons AE to her side, so it stares at the newly formed G.  "Collective recruit G : We request your assistance in our mission to document the travels of the league operatives."
[23:41:51] <Rock> "Comrade!"
[23:42:09] <Tentra> (annnd I'm going to let Beard handle that, UNOWNS GETTING DRUNK OH MY.)
[23:43:10] <Tentra> "We are as one, and shall it be written? Will you become one with AE?"
[23:43:17] <~CounterBeard> It blinks again. And staaaaaares at the booze. The liquid starts floating up ever so slowly up to it...And ohgod is it drinking through its eye that can't be pleasent.
[23:43:32] <Rock> "..."
[23:43:57] * Rock cringes, one hand on his new sword.
[23:44:04] <Tentra> Even Tentra is totally floored by this, jaw drops.
[23:44:09] <Tentra> "We have never seen THAT trick!"
[23:44:31] : Alexei 's jaw drops. He immediately snatches up his just-bought bottle of vodka, pops it open and slams it in front of the Unown.
[23:44:52] <~CounterBeard> It blinks again. And...sorta floats funny. It turns to Tentra and...Does its best to shrug. And then Staaaaaares att he bottle a moment.
[23:45:26] <Tentra> She attempts to carefully take hold of G, and holds AE with the other hand.
[23:46:09] <~CounterBeard> G does not resist.
[23:46:28] <Tentra> She literally clicks AE and G together, and a toylike comical click is heard. "Let it be written!"
[23:47:28] <Tentra> And then...AEG does the eyeball drink thing with the bottle of vodka oh god this is horrifying.
[23:47:34] <~CounterBeard> "...Let it be written." You all swear you hear Tentra echo the words softly a second time.
[23:47:40] <Rock> "..."
[23:47:52] <Rock> "This is creepy."
[23:47:53] <Alexei> "Bartender, am need another bottle of vodka!"
[23:48:40] <~CounterBeard> The bartender just sorta staaaared during this whole...thing. Not unlike the unown. "Uh. yeah sure." he slides another bottle to Alexei.
[23:49:14] <Tentra> "It is indeed INTERESTING." Tentra giggles as she holds AEG.  "The unown are a truely marvelous specimin of life, and must trustworthy companions.  It is why we refer to ourselves in the plural."
[23:50:05] <Rock> "...I... see..."
[23:51:30] <Rock> "...I think I'm going to go clear my mind." Rock gets off the bar stool and slowly walks to the exit.
[23:52:21] <Alexei> "Wait, is more bar to visit still!" Alexei tries to wave Rock back. "Golden Feebaas is have new drink Alexei has never heard of. Is called Jagerbomb. Not understand, but is curious drink!"
[23:52:59] <Tentra> Tentra turns her attention back to Alexi as Rock leaves.  "And Alex, what did...you do for a living before you came here?  We're half tempted to say you were a bar tender."
[23:53:07] <Rock> "...I'm going to go clear my head, not cloud it up even more." And BAR EXIT.
[23:53:45] <Rock> And then BAR ENTER. "Oh, yeah. Biter." Rock takes Biter out of his Pokeball. "You wanna drink anything?"
[23:54:04] <Alexei> "Is absolutely correct! Now brother is manage bar. But was general in military before even that."
[23:54:27] <Tentra> (woah lucky guess. okay maybe not really lucky but still.)
[23:54:35] <~CounterBeard> <The funny water? Nah, I'm okay. Are we going on more adventures? After fighting those ant I sorta want a rest.>
[23:54:49] <Tentra> "You were a soldier?" She looks at him, surprised. as does drunk-AEG
[23:55:42] <Alexei> "Was soldier yes, but spent most time as general." Alexei downs more vodka and laughs. "Is funny, made up most battle plan while drunk out of mind! Like proper Sinnoh man of course! Bahaha!"
[23:55:44] <Tentra> (oh, derp, hidden power rolling. I'll do that in main channel to not clog things here.)
[23:56:16] <~CounterBeard> The three eyes all blink in in a rythm. Ablink, Eblink, Gblink.
[23:56:53] <Tentra> "A...general?" She looks somewhat awed.  "We've never met a general."
[23:57:20] <Rock> "You don't look the part."
[23:57:43] * Rock now has Biter on his shoulder, on his still unevolved form.
[00:00:07] <Tentra> "Just what brought you here, to Kushva?  It seems you were well to do back home."
[00:00:27] <Alexei> "To teach world how to drink like real Sinnoh man of course!"
[00:00:50] <Tentra> She seems a bit skeptical, so she takes another shot. "Wait a minu-"
[00:01:39] <Alexei> "But come, is time for continue tour of town!" Alexei slaps down some cash for the drinks then starts guiding Tentra and Rock toward the next destination. "You must try this 'jagerbomb' they make at next bar!"
[00:01:58] <Tentra> "...well, it seems to be working." she offers the rest to AEG and follows.
[00:02:14] <Rock> "...I think I heard about that when I was asking about marks."
[00:03:39] <Alexei> "You know," Alexei continues his happy drunken rambling as he leads the way, "Kushva is cheap place for start bar. Labor is cheap, material is cheap, and best part is government is not break down door and ask for bribe or else get sent off to winter work camp for count trees for rest of life!"
[00:04:22] <Rock> "..."
[00:04:48] <Tentra> "...That's not TOO much different then how we were recruited to join the order.  Well, wasn't as dire and it was up to us, but still..."
[00:04:51] <Rock> Rock is so tempted to break away from the group, it's not even funny. "Uh..."
[00:05:30] <Tentra> (ROCK IS BIGGEST PARTY POOPER FOR TEAM.)
[00:05:35] <Alexei> "Had a friend. Was name Mitya. He was sent go count trees because would not let government official fuck his wife." Alexei downs some vodka. "And you know what? He is got drunk at work camp after count over million trees! And had start over again! Kushva much friendly place for start business!"
[00:06:05] <Rock> "..."
[00:06:25] <Alexei> (Beard lemme know when we get to the Golden Feebas :3)
[00:06:31] * Rock just stops in his tracks and walks AWAY from Alexei.
[00:06:58] <Alexei> "No, Rock, please, is time for give tour to new comrade! Why are you leave?"
[00:07:16] <~CounterBeard> The Goldeen Feebas come up to view with a huge line infront. Man in huge sunglasses stands at the front letting people in. His spiked har, deep tan and large muscles seem to be the norm for the people working inside too.
[00:07:21] * Rock just flips around. "Fine, but only for Tentra."
[00:07:52] <Rock> "..."
[00:08:08] <Tentra> Tentra just bobs along, writing notes, admittedly very slurred notes.
[00:08:14] <Rock> "On second thought, I think I'm going to like this bar."
[00:08:24] <Alexei> "Men in Golden Feebas is dress funny. Is not fabulous at all." Alexei whispers to the pair. then he barges in and yells. "THREE JAGERBOMB PLEASE!"
[00:09:18] <Rock> "..."
[00:09:28] <Rock> "I hope you're ready to drink two, Alexei."
[00:09:59] <Alexei> "Nonsense, you will drink one of course and Tentra will drink one!"
[00:10:11] <Rock> "..."
[00:11:07] <~CounterBeard> The guys behind the bar smile and nod making the Jager bombs for your three. "Yo, Situation look who is back for more!" "Who? That old shmuck from the other night!" "You gotta be shittin me!"
[00:11:25] <Tentra> (>>situation.)
[00:11:27] <Tentra> (FFFF)
[00:11:44] <Rock> "..."
[00:11:52] <Alexei> (I can't stop laughing)
[00:12:45] <~CounterBeard> (=3 I even warned you in PM too)
[00:12:54] <Rock> "Who the hell names their kids Situation?" Rock mumbles to himself.
[00:12:58] <Tentra> (this is gonna be glorious)
[00:13:31] <Tentra> "We think we've read about people like this before...they are called..." (feel free to PM me a name or not if they ain't GUIDOS :3c)
[00:13:40] <~CounterBeard> "My ma didn't name me that, s'a nick name. Who the hell are you!?" The guy from outside comes up and struts to you Rock...Or is it the guy from outside...They all look the same to you.
[00:14:11] <Rock> "ROCK. At least it's a better name then yours."
[00:14:32] <~CounterBeard> "Waitwait. You're named after like pebblesnshit?"
[00:14:53] <Alexei> "Is not time for argue! Is time for celebrate! Here, Alexei is demonstrate how to drink!" and with that Alexei consumes his jagerbomb. "Do like that. Drop shot into bigger glass!"
[00:15:04] <Rock> "Whatcha call me?"
[00:15:12] <Alexei> (ohgod inb4 bar brawl)
[00:15:19] * Rock cracks his knuckles
[00:15:20] <Tentra> Tentra looks around cautiously, summons up Isaac very quickly and sits him on a shoulder..."Just in case we need to borrow THAT," she tells Isaac in a whisper.
[00:16:36] <~CounterBeard> "I. Said. Your parents named you after PebblesNShit. What you gonna do about it tough guy? Bet you can't even drink one jaaaagerbomb."
[00:16:38] <Tentra> She also takes a Jagerbomb. "Cheers!"
[00:17:11] <Rock> And the man gets slugged in the face.
[00:17:33] <Rock> Or not. He completely brushes the ear.
[00:17:51] <Rock> "...hm. Consider yourself lucky I missed."
[00:18:36] <~CounterBeard> "You frontin' on me!? You frontin' on me?!" He friend runs up and starts to pull him off. "It ain't worth it man we already got kicked outta here when you got into a fight last week. You know Jenny still hasn't healed up from that shiner you gave her bro!"
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[00:18:58] <Garlyle> (Oh man oh man are we still going)
[00:19:03] <~CounterBeard> (AHAHAHA)
[00:19:19] <Rock> "HM. You beat up on women too? You DISGUST me."
[00:19:24] * Garlyle is now known as Savage
[00:19:28] <Tentra> Tentra seems doze off a second, then snaps to. "Thanks Isaac." (BORROWED COUNTER)
[00:20:17] <~CounterBeard> "Hey! It wasn't my fault she got in the way! I was trying to punch some one else!"
[00:20:40] <Rock> "Yeah? You gucking hit a girl. NO EXCUSE FOR THAT!"
[00:20:46] <Tentra> Tentra turns her attention to the ruffians.  "Do you know them, Rock?"
[00:20:57] : Alexei walks up to Rock and shoves the jagerbomb into his hand. "Is time for celebrate, not for pick fight! Drink, and then if stupid upstart youth is still want fight, then Alexei will back you."
[00:21:46] <Rock> "I don't need your help." Rock just shrugs Alexei off.
[00:22:05] <Tentra> (and yes we're fighitng the Jersey Shore cast, Gabe.)
[00:22:10] <~CounterBeard> (oh btw Tentra nobodylikesbody in this party)
[00:22:22] <Tentra> (ahahaha)
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[00:23:45] <Tentra> Tentra eyes the fake tanned musclefreaks curiously.  "Why are they ORANGE."
[00:24:08] <Rock> "There's like those miniature guys."
[00:24:16] <~CounterBeard> As (the) Situation gets dragged off he starts cursing under his breath "Justyouwaityousunnuvabitches go get mah boys on you..."
[00:24:55] <Rock> "Oh, yeah? I'll fight them all off. Just you wait."
[00:25:00] : Alexei clears his throat. "Rock, you have not finish your jagerbomb! Finish quickly so can move to next part of tour!" Alexei slams down some cash on the bar again with a sense of finality.
[00:25:16] <Tentra> "Hm.  Good thing he didn't throw a punch.  I'm well prepared for handling such things."
[00:26:10] * Rock puts the shot back on the bar counter. "If I'm gonna get jumped today, I wanna feel their pain without being drunk."
[00:26:27] <Alexei> "Oh new comrade is good at fight too? Will be useful when Triface is appear." Alexei starts out the door. "Last stop is Murky Mudkip. Place is serve many girly drink not befit of strong Sinnoh man, but is also serve vesper martini. Is make up for it I guess."
[00:27:22] * Rock goes ahead and follows Alexei out of the bar.
[00:27:58] * Tentra follows along merrily.
[00:28:40] * Savage nearly walks right into them as they're leaving.
[00:29:03] <Tentra> "Hey Savage! I'M DRUNK."
[00:29:05] <~CounterBeard> (And suddenly whole team is together!)
[00:29:18] <~CounterBeard> (ohgodwhydidthatmakemelaugh)
[00:29:25] <Alexei> "Oh! Savage! Was thought would not be interest in tour of bar in town! Come, is time for last bar! Is call Murky Mudkip. Can order girly fruity drink if not like strong vodka hahaha!"
[00:29:27] <Rock> "Ah. Hey, Savage. Alexei's taking Tentra on a bar tour."
[00:29:40] <Tentra> (the key to making Tentra not talk like a mystical sage is obviously booze.)
[00:30:26] <Savage> "I... I see."  He laughs a little nervously, then shrugs.  "I guess I should come keep an eye on you old people then and make sure you don't start anything." Way too late Savage.
[00:31:31] <Rock> "Hm. People start stuff with me. Not the other way around." It's a lie, but it doesn't seem like a lie, thanks to lolRockhasn'tdrunkenanythingyet
[00:31:45] <~CounterBeard> The Murky Mudkip is a little place where most of the people drinking are smoking cigarettes adn wearing overly sized silly glasses.
[00:32:07] <Rock> "...this really IS a sissy place."
[00:32:20] <Savage> Savage and his companions pretty much simultaneously wrinkle their noses at the smell of cigarettes.
[00:32:50] <Tentra> (oh god guidos and hipsters what's next)
[00:32:51] <Alexei> "And after finish tour of bar, can show you house of voodoo witch. Am think would welcome visitor to appreciate voodoo potion!" Alexei struts in. "Am want what is you call...'cosmopolitan' for guy here." Alexei points at Savage. "And vesper martini for rest of group!"
[00:33:31] <Rock> "I don't drink."
[00:33:38] <Alexei> "Nonsense!"
[00:34:23] <Savage> "I... w-what's a Cosmopolitan?"
[00:34:23] <Rock> "He's drunk. That's why I don't drink."
[00:34:35] * Tentra eyes the drink briefly. "This one looks a lot more flavorful then the previous ones," she sips it thoughtfully.
[00:36:06] <Tentra> "Just how long have you three been in this town, anyway?"
[00:36:17] <Rock> "..."
[00:36:21] <Rock> "10 days?"
[00:36:41] * Rock pulls out the Pokedex calendar.
[00:37:04] <Alexei> "Cosmopolitan is drink for sissy who is not like vodka. Be glad is not in Sinnoh. Back in military if CO is catch soldier drink sissy drink, would send off to winter work camp because is shameful disgrace to company!"
[00:37:54] <Savage> "I still don't want any of your stupid drinks~" he sticks his tongue out.  Complete child
[00:38:25] <Alexei> "Is sweet drink for silly kid like you. Try. Might like."
[00:38:28] <Savage> Wotter, meanwhile, disagrees and enjoys it in place of Savage while he's not looking.
[00:38:30] <Tentra> "If you aren't going to drink it...AEG probably will," she points to the unown.
[00:38:54] <~CounterBeard> A and G both blink. That seems to be an agreement.
[00:38:57] * Rock takes his drink and gives it to Biter.
[00:39:14] <Savage> And of course Wotter hates sweets.
[00:39:21] : Alexei looks thoughtful for a moment, then motions for the bartender and orders another cosmo and a martini for the Unown. "They is have coolest way of drink. you should watch." he whispers to the bartender.
[00:39:22] <~CounterBeard> Biter sips it and makes a face. Blegh.
[00:39:34] <Rock> "...not your drink?"
[00:39:57] <Tentra> Tentra offers the drink to AEG. "I am still amazed AEG is capable of this."
[00:39:58] <~CounterBeard> <Nono. Funny water makes my head funny.>
[00:40:22] <Rock> "Alright. Bartender, some water, please."
[00:40:34] <~CounterBeard> The liquid of the drinks floats up and...Ohgod no matter how many times you see it it still make syou feel funny. Drinks it by its eyes.
[00:42:08] <Tentra> "This will...be very interesting to the elders, never seen them do this myself."
[00:42:28] <Alexei> "Is amazing, is not?" Alexei whispers again to the barkeep.
[00:42:43] <~CounterBeard> (Tenras greatest addition to the Collective: GETTING UNOWNS DRUNK a how to guide)
[00:43:01] <~CounterBeard> The bartender just stares and adjusts hers scarves. "Uh yueah.Crazy."
[00:43:15] * Vincent is now known as Avery
[00:43:28] <Rock> "Water."
[00:43:43] * Avery is now known as Gents
[00:44:08] <~CounterBeard> She slides the glass of water to you Rock, still staring at AEG>
[00:44:22] * Rock hands Biter the glass of water.
[00:44:25] <Savage> Oshawott puts the drink aside eww
[00:44:44] <~CounterBeard> It starts to drink it down wholesale.
[00:45:41] <Rock> "Is that better?"
[00:45:50] <Tentra> "This is admittedly a lot less dificult task then we initially expected," she says as she finishes her drink.
[00:46:20] <~CounterBeard> <Yeah. I like water. We should go swimming again soom!>
[00:47:27] <Alexei> "Is great shame Rika is not here! Would enjoy tour I am guess! But while most of team is here, perhaps is time for decide where go next?"
[00:47:45] <Rock> "Yeah. Wanna go after this?"
[00:49:45] <Tentra> "As we mentioned earlier, this one is...very ignornat of the task at hand, and should astain from such a vote."
[00:50:24] <Savage> "Well, it's not like I know much about this place other than around my home, so..." Savage leans back a little as Wotter abandons the half-finished Cosmo
[00:50:32] <Rock> "Hey. That Reeftown is near a beach. Let's go there."
[00:51:33] <Alexei> "Well, then we shall discuss while finish tour!" Alexei stands up, slaps some more cash on the counter oh god where is all his money going and starts out the door again. "Is time for visit voodoo witch!" and he heads towards Bo's house.
[00:52:24] <Rock> "Voodoo witch, huh?"
[00:52:34] <Tentra> "oooh, we are most curious to meet this man!"
[00:53:00] <Savage> "A... what witch?"
[00:53:26] * Rock whispers to Savage, "Alexei is drunk out of his mind right now. Just agree with him."
[00:53:37] <~CounterBeard> Some how Alexei has perfect memory while drunk and gets to Bo's house quite easily. A huge place that borders on being a mansion.
[00:53:51] <Alexei> (>implying Alexei isn't always drunk out of his mind)
[00:54:56] : Alexei stumbles up to the door and knocks loudly and repeatedly. "Is Alexei, have brought new comrade here to see fabulous voodoo magic!"
[00:55:23] <Savage> "...What's voodoo?" Savage is confuse.
[00:55:35] <Rock> "I said just agree with him"
[00:56:36] <~CounterBeard> The door opens a crack.
[00:58:19] <Alexei> "Hello! Is bring guest and hope is not bad time!"
[00:58:27] <~CounterBeard> The door opens further but no one seems to be home.
[00:58:46] <Tentra> "hm...?"
[00:58:51] <Rock> "...alright, Alexei, time to leave."
[00:58:52] <Savage> Savage and the Senthat lean around the door to look in
[00:58:54] <Alexei> "...Huh." Alexei stares in in bewilderment, then heads in anyway.
[00:58:56] <Tentra> She stumbles in, "Excuse us..."
[01:00:00] <Alexei> "Hello! Am even bring vodka for share if like!" Alexei yells into the empty entryway.
[01:00:12] <~CounterBeard> The inner rooms seem to be perfectly intact, just empty. All of the furniture is undisturbed, pristine. Everyone roll me an Eagleeye check.
[01:00:36] <Savage> roll 1d20-3
[01:00:50] <Savage> (...Or does librarian not have dice activated D: )
[01:00:57] <~CounterBeard> (Not in here =( )
[01:01:01] <Rock> (I got a 14. Only in Pokeymans)
[01:01:07] <Tentra> (24)
[01:01:28] <Alexei> (you and your positive WIS score. 12 here)
[01:01:32] <Savage> (You got a 16, -I- got the 14.  Somehow)
[01:01:50] <Rock> (No. Librarian doesn't add/subtract.)
[01:01:55] <Tentra> (hey you guys requested a perception checker at char creation :3c)
[01:02:15] <~CounterBeard> Tentra and Rock and Savage all spot it at the same time. Some one on the floor splayed out.
[01:02:50] * Rock hms and checks the person on the floor.
[01:02:55] <Tentra> "Um..." she hurries over to investigate.
[01:03:46] <~CounterBeard> It's Bo'. He has a large gash going up his side. His breathing is shallow but there. Tentra also thinks she hears something upstairs.
[01:04:06] <Savage> "...?" Savage steps in and--oh god what.
[01:04:23] <Rock> "..."
[01:04:29] <Tentra> "Oh no - does anyone have medicinal - someone's upstairs."
[01:04:39] <Rock> "...who did t-" And Rock runs upstairs.
[01:05:05] <Tentra> She pulls her halbred from out of no where how do you even conceal such a thing, but isn't as quick to follow.  "I have...two potions with us."
[01:05:33] : Alexei takes out his bottles of vodka and POURS them down Bo's throat.
[01:05:35] <Savage> "I'm not a medic," he shakes his head.  "Will you guys be okay?  I can go run and get one~" it's true, he's pretty goddamn fast.
[01:05:37] <~CounterBeard> The upstairs is almost pitch black. All of the doors but one are closed tight. The final door down the hall is open just a crack.
[01:05:53] <Alexei> (heals 25 hp :3)
[01:06:04] * Rock runs in the open door.
[01:06:08] <~CounterBeard> Bo' coughs it down but is still down.
[01:06:43] <Tentra> Tentra puts down two potions, then follows upstairs, with a bit more caution.
[01:07:14] <Tentra> (another 26)
[01:07:47] : Alexei releases Stolichnaya to light up the area around as he examines Bo. "Alexei is give you last of vodka! Should be okay now!"
[01:08:16] <Savage> Savage stays down with Bo for the moment, keeping an eye out.
[01:08:52] <~CounterBeard> Rock. You see a figure sitting in the center of the room. The dark hiding most of their features. The room seems to belong to a little girl, stuffed animals litter the floor and what you can see of the bed.
[01:09:23] <~CounterBeard> Bo's breathing has eased.
[01:09:24] <Rock> "...did you see who slashed Bo?
[01:10:11] <~CounterBeard> The figure mumbles. Something but you cannot make it out.
[01:10:12] * Tentra joins Rock, watching cautiously.
[01:10:24] <Rock> "What did you say?"
[01:10:41] <~CounterBeard> "I want it back."
[01:10:59] <Rock> "Want what back? Biter, who is she?"
[01:11:16] <~CounterBeard> It raises its face. A young woman, with long dark hair stares up at you.
[01:11:35] <Rock> "Want what back?"
[01:11:48] <~CounterBeard> <Nononostoptalkingstoptalking!> Biter clutches its head and struggles to standup.
[01:11:59] <Rock> "..."
[01:12:11] * Rock takes out his sword, readying it.
[01:12:47] <~CounterBeard> "I want it back." You all begin to hear a mental voice. Like breaking glass, a record screech or nails on a chalkboard <Mineminemineminemine>
[01:12:59] <Alexei> (even those of us downstairs?)
[01:13:04] <~CounterBeard> (Yep_
[01:13:22] <Rock> "..." And Rock does the impulsive thing and...
[01:13:23] <Tentra> Tentra drops her weapon and grabs her head.  "Nnn!"
[01:13:35] <~CounterBeard> "Give me back my Face!" <GIVE ME BACK MY FACE!>
[01:13:38] <Savage> Savage is now particularly weak to psychic oh god.  He clutches his ears and balls up like he's in pain.  His pals don't look too much better.  Except Cuddles, who has achieved zen and does not give a fuck.
[01:13:44] <Alexei> "...Do not like this kind of voodoo magic!" Alexei clutches his head. "is not help with hangover!"
[01:14:06] <Rock> Slash.
[01:14:07] <~CounterBeard> Alexei gimmie an eagle ear check
[01:14:16] <Rock> 50 damage.
[01:14:24] <Alexei> (bahaha 4)
[01:14:44] <~CounterBeard> He hears the scream as a little girl is slashed.
[01:15:25] * Rock looks at the girl... (did the voices stop?)
[01:15:32] <Alexei> "What in fuck is happen?!" Alexei yells upstairs.
[01:16:05] <Rock> "Don't worry about it! Taking care of it!"
[01:17:07] <Alexei> "Are you make decision for who to shoot that is like shit of bull again? Does Alexei need remind he is best at make decision of who need shoot in face?" Alexei yells while clamping his hands over his ears.
[01:17:11] <Tentra> Tentra looks up in shock.
[01:17:19] <~CounterBeard> Bo' coughs waking up. "Rachel..What happened to you..." The girl sits still for only a beat until she stands up. Staring at Rock. "You took my face." <MineMineMineMine.>
[01:17:21] * UboaServ changes topic to 'Voodoo Magic and more. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wzr6dIioBQ'
[01:17:53] * Rock goes in for another slash. He is sick and tired of faces.
[01:19:11] <~CounterBeard> Rock. Your body is frozen in place before you can make the stroke. Stopped.
[01:19:31] <Rock> "..."
[01:19:51] <Tentra> Tentra attempts to get up, and get a closer look at what's going on..."What are you, girl?"
[01:19:52] <~CounterBeard> <Shewantsitbackshewantsitbackmakerherstopmakerherstop.ShewantstolooklikeMamaagain>
[01:20:19] <Rock> ",,,"
[01:20:21] <Alexei> "Bo what in fuck is happen here?"
[01:20:28] * Rock does have the mask on him.
[01:20:58] <~CounterBeard> But this is /session since I should have gone to bed like an hour ago =3