shirtthief

	[it’s late at night - you’re coming in as quietly as you can, but you’ve stubbed your toe, & you’re groaning]

	… sorry, did I wake you up?

	Yeah, it went later than we’d planned it. But hey - I struck the killing blow.

	Stop snickering - I’m not that much of a nerd.

	Like you’ve never spent six hours playing D&D with your buddies.

	… oh.

	Twelve hours.

	No way was it twelve hours.

	… huh.

	[various clothing rustling noises - you’re stripping down to your underwear]

	Are you wearing my shirt?

	Nah, I’m not, like… offended.

	Just wondering why, when you’ve got so many good shirts lying around.

	On the floor.

	Yeah, I know, laundry tomorrow.

	C’mon, budge over, you’re on my side.

	[more rustling - you’re climbing into bed, getting comfortable]

	Well, you left it all nice & warm for me. Thanks, babe.

	Mmm… you’re so warm.

	… and not wearing any pants.

	I mean, okay, I’m not wearing any pants either, but… still.

	Your legs feel nice against mine… christ, your feet are like ice.

	[lauging/amusement, still sleepy]

	No, don’t put them on the backs of my knees… fuck….

	I’ve got two icicles on the warmest part of my body.

	You couldn’t have gone to bed wearing socks?

	… probably my socks, admittedly.

	No, I’m not wearing socks. I don’t sleep in socks, that’d be WEIRD.

	Well, yeah, I’d suggest that you wear ‘em, since you’re such a weirdo to begin with.

	Ow, don’t pinch me.

	[jokingly whiny/pouty]

	Yeah, that hurt. Kiss it better.

	Thaaaaaaaank you.

	[loud smooch noise]

	You have a good evening, while I was out?

	… yeah, that sounds like a good evening. You watched all of season two?

	Thanks for saving me some dinner, too….

	Mmm… it’s nice, cuddling you like this.

	Although… are you grinding your butt against my cock on purpose, or are you just trying to get comfy?

	[pause]

	That is a slightly suspicious silence. Although at least your frozen feet aren’t tucked into my knees anymore.

	You look really cute in my shirt, you know that? I really like it when you wear my clothes.

	… if that’s not weird.

	Yeah, I know guys are supposed to like it when their girlfriends wear their clothes, but… you know, you’re not my girlfriend, & I don’t really… know the rules for, like, enbies.

	You follow all of them & none of them?

	How very elder god of you.

	Are you gonna sprout some tentacles in a minute, start gibbering to the stars.

	… you’re seriously calling me a nerd, after i just spent twelve hours playing D&D?

	I mean, I’d think it’d be self evident by now.

	Anyway, who are you to talk Mx.[note - pronounced “mix”] I-watched-the-whole-season-in-one-evening?

	[wet kissing noises, maybe gentle moaning]

	Kissing you is delightful, don’t… mm… don’t get me wrong, but… that’s not really a response.

	… well, okay, no, we’re not having an argument but… oof!

	[slightly strained - you’ve now got someone sitting on your stomach]

	Hi.

	Yeah… well, yeah, I’m hard.

	You’re not wearing any pants, you’re just in my shirt, & it… it suits you. And then there’s… mmm… your ass is right up against my cock, thats… that definitely nice.

	Decided not to wear any underwear to bed, huh?

	You sure you weren’t planning on seducing me, wearing my shirt?

	Heh - morning seduction?

	I mean, technically it’s morning… someplace.

	Oh, fuck… yes, please, keep rocking your hips like that, that… that’s good, that’s… mmm….

	Yeah, c’mere, kiss me some more, I want to… mmm….

	[kissing noises, moaning - ad lib your own making out sounds here]

	Yeah, let me just… push my boxers off, hold on a sec….

	There we go, that’s… fuck….

	Yeah, let me… pinch your nipples through my shirt, as you grind… fuck… grind my cock against you, you feel so good….

	Yeah, I can see you touching yourself, do it.

	I like how you tremble against me, when I twist your nipples, & my cock presses right up against that sensitive spot….

Oh, fuck, that’s cheating, twisting MY nipples… you’re just doing that to feel my cock twitch, aren’t you?

	Pervert.

	… I never said I wasn’t a pervert. Yeah, fuck, like that, keep rolling your hips, I’ll bring my hand between us….

	Wow, you’re worked up - already so slippery for me, huh?

	What if I were to….

	Yeah, just like that.

	Keep moaning for me, just like that, keep rocking your hips… fuck!

	Yes, fuck, yes, oh… fuck….

	[ad-lib here - you’re grinding against a nice, warm body of someone who you’re very fond of, I presume you’ve got filthy shit to say. Just please refrain from gendering or referencing specific body parts - “you’re so eager” versus “your pussy is so wet” or “your cock is so hard”, stuff like that]

	You’re gonna cum?

	Yeah, your thighs are like marble… fuck, yeah, I’m… yeah, cum on me, please, cum on me, just like that, do it, do it… fuck… yeah, god, you’re soaking my chest up….

	I’m… hold on….

	I’m gonna hold on to your hips, & then I’m gonna… fuck, yes, yes….

	[ad lib grinding against someone to orgasm here]

	[panting]

	Fuck, that… oh… fuck, yeah, thank you, that was…. Mmm….

	[kissing noises here]

	Thanks.

	You… you can keep that shirt. It really suits you.

	Athough maybe we should wash it first. It’s kinda cummy.

	[amused noise]

	No, I won’t bothered if you take it off. C’mon. Let’s… clean off, then go back to sleep.

	[yawn, then a smooch]