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  1. The credits for Destiny Changed end. The screen turns black.
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  7. *alien bleeping*
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  13. BNYAAAAAAOOO NYAW NYOW, NANANANANANAOW!!
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  15. Chorus: Fighting evil by moonlight! (Not) Winning love by daylight! Usually running from a real fight! She is the one named Sailor Liv!
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  17. Sailor Liv: Oh forget it.
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  19. Chorus: =D
  20.  
  21. Sailor Liv: *leaves*
  22.  
  23. Chorus: ... She is the one, Sailor Liv!!
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  25. Guitar dude: ... BNAOWWWWWWWWWWWWW..... doodloo.
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  43. Voice: Episode Five: Ultimatum. Keitubishi's Downfall. *grumbling*
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  63. SOMEWHERE AT THE NORTH POLE...
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  65. Person who is hidden in the shadows ATM: KAAAAAAAAAAAYTOOOOOOOOOBEEEEEEEEEESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. GET YOUR INCOMPETENT BACKSIDE IN HERE. LOL! :)
  66.  
  67. Keitubishi: *appears* YEEEEEEEES?
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  69. Person who is hidden in the shadows ATM: Okay, look. You still haven't beaten the Sailor Senshi. So, if you don't this time, it's eternal sleep for you! :)
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  71. Keitubishi: Do not waaaaaaaaaaaaant. D;
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  73. Person who is hidden in the shadows ATM: Then go beat them! LOL!
  74.  
  75. SOMEWHERE IN INTERNETS TOWN.
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  77. Liv: Lalala, looking out the window. Hey, look, random cars. HEY LOOK A JAGUAR.
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  79. Keitubishi: *appears in sky* LMAO HAY DEWD
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  81. Liv: HEY LOOK OUR NEMESIS.
  82.  
  83. Keitubishi: Hey loz0r.
  84.  
  85. Liv: Hi nemesis. Why are you floating in the sky?
  86.  
  87. Keitubishi: Because, I'm gonna keel you and all your friends.
  88.  
  89. Liv: Gasp, how sinister.
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  91. Keitubishi: Ikr? So, anyway, all sailor senshi go to Google Airport, a'ight. Now plz. OR ELSE.
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  93. Liv: OR ELSE WHAT?
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  95. Keitubishi: *shows Internets Town burning* LMAO.
  96.  
  97. Liv: Oh my. ._.
  98.  
  99. Keitubishi: SO YA, SEE YA L0Z0RZ!!!! *disappears along with the fire*
  100.  
  101. Liv: Crap. I wonder if the others are going. *calls AJ* HEY DID YOU LIKE SEE THAT.
  102.  
  103. AJ: ... WTF, why are you calling me.
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  105. Liv: BECAUSE! DID YOU SEE THAT!
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  107. AJ: See what?
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  109. Liv: IN THE SKY. HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE THAT.
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  111. AJ: I was doin' something.
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  113. Liv: Well anyway go to Google Airport.
  114.  
  115. AJ: Why?
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  117. Liv: BECAUSE TEH NEMESIS IS THERE.
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  119. AJ: ... K. *hangs up*
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  121. Liv: -_- Douchebag... *calls Anton*
  122.  
  123. Anton: ... Liiiiiiiiiiiv, it's three AM here you know.
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  125. Liv: I don't care, did you see that?
  126.  
  127. Anton: Yes.
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  129. Liv: Kay. *hangs up* AWAYYYYYYYY.
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  132. Later, at the airport...
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  135. Liv: Why are we here without transforming?
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  137. AJ: I dunno. Where's the brit?
  138.  
  139. Liv: I dunno.
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  141. Zombie cops: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINZ.
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  143. Liv: ONOEZ. MOON PRISM POWER!
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  145. AJ: MARS POWER!
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  147. Sailor Liv: K, kill the zombies.
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  149. Sailor AJ: ... FIRE SOUL!
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  151. Zombie Cops: *poof*
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  153. Keitubishi: *appears* LMFAO I SAW YALL TRANSFORM!!!
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  155. Sailor Liv: PERV.
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  157. Keitubishi: Ya well i know ur civilian ids nao.
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  159. Sailor AJ: ...
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  161. Keitubishi: U dont talk much. Anyway Imma keel you.
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  163. Sailor Anton: BUBBLE SPRAY!
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  165. Keitubishi: Ono, i r blinded. *flail*
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  167. Sailor Liv: Ohaitherebrit.
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  169. Sailor Anton: ... *yawn* ...
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  171. Keitubishi: GO AEROPLAINZ.
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  173. Airplanes: braaaaaaaaaaaains *start driving towards them, propellers clear the bubbles or whatever*
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  175. Sailor Liv: ACK! *runs*
  176.  
  177. Keitubishi: LMFAO
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  179. Tuxedo Mask: S'UP KEITUBISHI?
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  181. Keitubishi: GTFO MY BRIDGE. *pushes him off*
  182.  
  183. Tuxedo Mask: NOOOOOOO *falls into ocean*
  184.  
  185. Keitubishi: LMFAOOOOOOOOOO.
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  187. Sailor Liv/AJ: TUXEDO MASK!!! D:>
  188.  
  189. Sailor Anton: ...
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  191. Airplanes: braaaaaaaaaaaaains.
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  193. Cat: *suddenly on Sailor Liv's head* HEY IGNORE THE PLANES AND GO KILL KETUBISHI.
  194.  
  195. Sailor Liv: GET OFF MY HEAD. o_o
  196.  
  197. Sailor AJ: ... *sneaks up behind Ketubishi, sticks a "Kick Me" sign on his back, and then runs away*
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  199. Airplanes: Kick him? Okay. *start driving toward him*
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  201. Keitubishi: ... Hey. Wait. No. WRONG GUY!!! ACK!!! *disappears, planes drive into ocean*
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  203. Sailor Liv: He disappeared! D:<
  204.  
  205. Sailor AJ: O RLY?
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  207. Sailor Liv: YA RLY.
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  209. Sailor Anton: No wai.
  210.  
  211. Sailor Liv: Ya wai.
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  213. Sailor AJ/Anton: =O
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  216. Meanwhile, somewhere in the North Pole...
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  218.  
  219. Ketubishi: ... sup queeny?
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  221. Person who is hidden in the shadows ATM: You have failed me, Ketubishi. LOL!
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  223. Keitubishi: Those senshi are buttholes. But, I got their --
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  225. Person who is hidden in the shadows ATM: But, LOL! They're still alive.
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  227. Keitubishi: YES BUT I KNOW WHO--
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  229. Person who is hidden in the shadows ATM: But, you didn't do what I said, so, eternal sleep! ... LOL!
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  231. Keitubishi: DUDE SRSLY LISTEN I KNOW WH-- *is frozn*
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  233. Person who is hidden in the shadows ATM: Seera Sedna, come forward! :)
  234.  
  235. Seera Sedna: Yeah, what.
  236.  
  237. Person who is hidden in the shadows ATM: You're up! :)
  238.  
  239. Seera Sedna: Okay. Don't worry, we'll kill them.
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  241. Person who is hidden in the shadows ATM: We?
  242.  
  243. Seera Sedna: ... Yeah, me and Mr. Puck.
  244.  
  245. Person who is hidden in the shadows ATM: LOL! Okay! As long as you kill them!
  246.  
  247. Seera Sedna:
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  249. Person who is hidden in the shadows ATM:
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  251. Seera Sedna: *leaves*
  252.  
  253. Person who is hidden in the shadows ATM:
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  255.  
  256. Back at Google Airport...
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  258. Senshi: ... *looking in the water*
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  260. Sailor Liv: WHY!? WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIEEEEEEE!!
  261.  
  262. Sailor AJ: WHY!??
  263.  
  264. Sailor Anton: ... zzz ...
  265.  
  266. Sailor Liv: ... Kick him.
  267.  
  268. Sailor AJ: *kicks him*
  269.  
  270. Sailor Anton: ... you guys are so mean ... i'm going home ... *starts walking away; falls over after a few steps* ... zzz ...
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  272. Sailor Liv: ... WHY, TUXEDO MASK!?
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  274. Tuxedo Mask: Why what? o_o
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  276. Sailor Liv: ... TUXEDO MASK! *glomp*
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  278. Sailor AJ: TUXEDO MASK! *glomp*
  279.  
  280. Tuxedo Mask: Get off please. You're wrinkling my suit.
  281.  
  282. Sailor Liv: NEVER!
  283.  
  284. Tuxedo Mask: *disappears*
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  286. Sailor Liv: Well, at least he's alive, right?
  287.  
  288. Sailor AJ: ... sugoi~ ... <3
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  290. Sailor Liv: ... *pushes him off bridge*
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  292. Sailor AJ: AH!!! *grabs bridge*
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  294. Sailor Liv: GET AWAY!! BRING THE OLD SAILOR AJ BACK!!! *steps on his hand*
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  296. Sailor AJ: ... Wait, huh?
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  298. Sailor Liv: I dunno. *steph on his other hand*
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  300. Sailor AJ: NOOOOOOOO *falls*
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  302. Sailor Liv: Bye. *leaves*
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  312. Splash.
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  324. Sailor Anton: ... zzz ...
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  337.  
  338. *screen goes black*
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  345.  
  346. Sailor Liv: HELLO EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO SAILOR SAYS. I'd like to take this time to say, "Kick Me" signs are mean.
  347.  
  348. Keitubishi: Got that right, lmao.
  349.  
  350. Sailor Liv: No, you're dead, get out. *sparta kick*
  351.  
  352. Keitubishi: NOOOOOO *falls*
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  354. Sailor Liv: See? Kicking people is not nice, kiddies. So, don't kick people.
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  356. *screen goes black again*
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