[12:36:01 AM] Poet: Thanks Kira
[12:36:05 AM] Poet: I'd  totally hug you if I could.
[12:36:23 AM] Keebs of Rage: Consider the hug reciprocated, bro
[1:03:01 AM] Poet: Why am I such a big softy.
[1:03:13 AM] Poet: Poet has ice cream all over his face and his mascara is running.
[1:03:15 AM] Poet: WHY CAN'T I BE
[1:03:17 AM] Poet: STERN
[1:03:19 AM] Poet: STEADFAST
[1:03:21 AM] Poet: BRAVE 'N COOL
[1:03:25 AM] Poet: LIKE EVERY OTHER HAIRY MAN
[1:03:26 AM] Poet: HUH?
[1:03:35 AM] Poet: Poet cries into his tub of ice cream.
[1:03:36 AM] Poet: I GOT A BEARD
[1:03:39 AM] Poet: I GOT CHEST HAIR
[1:03:42 AM] Poet: I WANNA BE COOL TOO
[1:03:57 AM] Poet: Poet looks in a mirror and runs lipstick over his ice cream smudged face.
[1:04:01 AM] Keebs of Rage: Chrid
[1:04:03 AM] Poet: I'M BEAUTIFUL
[1:04:06 AM] Poet: LOOK AT MEEE
[1:04:15 AM] Keebs of Rage: CHRID YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, YES
[1:04:20 AM] Poet: IT'S TRUE
[1:04:26 AM] Poet: I SAW MY FACE
[1:04:28 AM] Poet: NO!
[1:04:32 AM] Poet: THE SONG CAN'T WORK LIKE THAT
[1:04:40 AM] Poet: Poet cries more and circles his eyes with the lip stick.
[1:04:43 AM] Poet: II'M A MOOOONSTER
[1:04:52 AM] Keebs of Rage: NO
CHRID
[1:04:56 AM] Keebs of Rage: YOU ARE A MAN
[1:05:08 AM] Poet: I'M A MAAAAAAAAANSTER
[1:05:12 AM] Poet: Poet sobbu sobbu
[1:05:26 AM] Keebs of Rage: A BEAUTIFUL, STRONG, COOL HAIRY MAN
[1:05:35 AM] Keebs of Rage: ITS YOU, CHRID
[1:05:58 AM] Poet: NNNNNNNO
[1:06:03 AM] Poet: I'M UGLY!
[1:06:05 AM] Poet: LOOK AT THIS
[1:06:10 AM] Poet: Poet rams lipstick into his nose
[1:06:15 AM] Poet: Poet shaves his chest
[1:06:20 AM] Poet: Poet shaves half of his beard
[1:06:23 AM] Poet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[1:06:27 AM] Poet: I'M A MANSTEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR
[1:06:42 AM] Keebs of Rage: NO CHRID
CHRID
[1:06:46 AM] Keebs of Rage: CHRID IT'S OKAY
[1:06:57 AM] Keebs of Rage: YOU CAN JUST SAY YOU'RE A HIPSTER
[1:07:07 AM] Keebs of Rage: UNTIL IT GROWS BACK