ADVENTURE Ch. 50 - New Party Member

Ark ---------- Raynar Danakar ------ http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=399678
CommodoreJim - Drominus Hellcleave - http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=381991
CommodoreJim - Melange ------------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=463188
Eltrotraw ---- Tombs the Gunman ---- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=376543
Deathfish64 -- Pikkupstix ---------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=376612
Deathfish64 -- Ekans --------------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=463132
Moonside ----- Charlotte Tesser ---- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=377170
Skeleton ----- Freddie ------------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=381882
Skeleton ----- Warty Morty --------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=438457





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* Set by flibbyjibbits on Sat Dec 01 00:16:32
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<Arkay> going to a parade in a few hours since marching band. start without me
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<Deathfish64> Arkay said to start without him, so is everyone here?
<Moonside> Seems so.
<Deathfish64> I mean actually here and not afk
<Moonside> Oh, dunno.
<CommodoreJim> i'm so afk right now you can't even comprehend
<Deathfish64> Eltrotraw flibbyjibbits Skeleton ping
<~flibbyjibbits> just a min
<Skeleton> WISE FWOM YOUH GWAVE
<Deathfish64> k
<CommodoreJim> Also I'll get pulled away at some point to help with christmas decorations
<~flibbyjibbits> i didnt get that much done this week prerpwise since i was afraid of the big exams anyways so dont wrry
<~flibbyjibbits> ok then
<~flibbyjibbits> gonna run to bathroom but i guess go ahead and start now
<~flibbyjibbits> if eltro is here idk
<Deathfish64> Eltro's status is always an enigma
<~flibbyjibbits> hes so enigmatic he stuns in an aoe for 4 seconds
<CommodoreJim> eltro is from another plane
<Deathfish64> 4 seconds is only like 2/3 of a round so balanced
<~flibbyjibbits> so engimatic he splits a creep into 3-6 miniature versions of himself
<Skeleton> Eltro is a dinosaur who invented a time machine and traveled here from prehistory
<Skeleton> He gets paid royalties for the Land Before Time movies
<~flibbyjibbits> but anyways to the bathroom i go while everyone sorts out what their character is doing
<Moonside> If it's late enough, which I assume it is, Lotte is in Elly's house, discussing matters with the teacher.
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<Deathfish64> Where we left off, Pikkupstix was with Tombs and Raynar, having just finished business with that drug dealer
<Skeleton> Raynar's not okay, Raynar's doing drugs...
<Deathfish64> So basically I'm kinda stuck with the two guys who aren't here
<Skeleton> Apparently the last thing Drom and Freddie were mentioned doing is going to drink
<Deathfish64> But after leaving I would go off on my own anyway to look for somewhere to get a chain attached to my prized shark tooth to make it into a necklace
<Skeleton> We haven't fought anything in a long time
<Deathfish64> Mostly because we had to skip the random encounter on the way to Rakor
<Skeleton> I really wanted to see that one play out
<Deathfish64> me too
<Deathfish64> Oh well.  Something will come up soon, I assume.
<Skeleton> Yep! everyone stare mockingly at drom
<CommodoreJim> :(
<~flibbyjibbits> pikkup wanders offscreen and comes back with sharkulet
<Skeleton> Who's she
<~flibbyjibbits> shark amulet
<Deathfish64> well that was unceremonious
<~flibbyjibbits> ambulette?
<Deathfish64> equip sharkulet
<~flibbyjibbits> anyways
<Moonside> Oh, this is our 50th chapter.
<~flibbyjibbits> gee
<CommodoreJim> wow
<Deathfish64> We're only halfway there!
<~flibbyjibbits> so anyways what course of action did the party want to take
<Moonside> I was hoping that people would go to Elly's house so that the thing can happen.
<~flibbyjibbits> k
<CommodoreJim> WELL I guess Drom will go to Elly's house
<Deathfish64> Pikkupstix figures some people he knows will be at Elly's house, so he goes there to show off his new swag
<~flibbyjibbits> or do we want to hold off/run a one-off/whatever since down 2 people
<CommodoreJim> Hmmmm
<~flibbyjibbits> actually i have a little idea
<~flibbyjibbits> if everyone gathers at the house
<CommodoreJim> oh boy
<Deathfish64> alright, then
<Skeleton> Sure
<~flibbyjibbits> lets say its still kinda night time, after sunset, idk
<Moonside> Wow, that's a long time passed.
<Skeleton> Drom and Freddie drank. Everything.
<~flibbyjibbits> maybe they were having a dinner together idk
<~flibbyjibbits> or they can be somewhere else
<Skeleton> how romantic
<~flibbyjibbits> at whatever point the party is all together at night somewhere
<CommodoreJim> ACK I'M HAVING TERRIFYING REOCCURING DREAMS THAT MAY BE PROPHETIC OF AN APPROACHING EVIL
<CommodoreJim> ...at night!
<Skeleton> Ow! I burned my friends!! ...at night!
<~flibbyjibbits> where miught they reasonably be
<~flibbyjibbits> for whatever reason
<Deathfish64> That is a good question
<Moonside> Lotte's at Elly's house, probably. If it's the night and the thing is not going to happen, then I guess the teacher left for wherever she's staying at.
<~flibbyjibbits> if we cant think of anything to gather people together this can happen the bad way
<Skeleton> Let's say on their way to Elly's from the movies or something, arguing about something only Lotte can answer
<Deathfish64> I'm okay with saying we gather at the house
<Deathfish64> I didn't have any particular plans for this ingame day besides what I've already done
<Skeleton> 'Drom gophers don't have teeth, that's the difference between them and moles' something like that
<CommodoreJim> Pff
<Skeleton> Also everyone lives at Elly's house now
<Deathfish64> We used all our gold to expand Elly's house into a suitable adventurer base
<Deathfish64> without permission, of course
<Moonside> Elly would be ok with that.
<~flibbyjibbits> the bad way would have been they all get the feeling taht theyve been invited somewhere for dinner
<Skeleton> oh boy
<CommodoreJim> oh dear
<~flibbyjibbits> just decide whats goin on
<Skeleton> Going to Elly's going to Elly's
<CommodoreJim> Yeah, Elly's
<Moonside> Yeah, that's what everyone just said.
<Skeleton> 'Cause it's what's happening
<Deathfish64> elly's house
<~flibbyjibbits> ok then
<~flibbyjibbits> so the party {i guess - tombs and raynar, maybe they have a gambling party to go to?} is at ellys house doing whatever
<~flibbyjibbits> drom should tell people about his bad dreams now, he gets the idea that this is a thing he should do
<CommodoreJim> How long have they been going on, again
<~flibbyjibbits> since the fountain
<~flibbyjibbits> which i guess was like a week ago
<~flibbyjibbits> roughly
<CommodoreJim> Alright
<CommodoreJim> Should I wait until like, Elly's out of the room or something because these might be DARK SEEKRITS only for adventurers
<Moonside> She's sleeping.
<CommodoreJim> Alright
<Skeleton> Gotta eat time
<CommodoreJim> "...guys?" Drom takes off his helmet, looking pretty much like hell, having haven't slept well at all for a week. "Ever since the fountain I've...ben having a really ominous dream. I'm walking through the streets of a town. All the windows are boarded, and the streets are filled with people just...lying face down. There are snakes everywhere, and an ominous fog shrouds everything."
<CommodoreJim> "At the top of the hill is a large, lone windmill. Every night, I'd wake up when bitten by a snake, however...last night, the door to the windmill opened, and a figure stepped out of it...and then..." He pauses, rubbing the back of his head. "It...stepped out of me...? I don't really know how to explain this."
<Moonside> "Hmm... it's not often that dreams don't make any sense at all, so don't worry about trying to explain it. However... if these started after you drank from the fountain, it may be some sort of message about what's to come. Or a metaphor."
<Deathfish64> "That sounds bad... Real bad."
<~flibbyjibbits> brb
<CommodoreJim> "That's what I'm worried about. That it may mean something, that is. It's not exactly an omen of something pleasant."
<Moonside> "You couldn't seriously have expected nice things to happen when you drank from the fountain."
<~flibbyjibbits> back
<CommodoreJim> "Not particularly, no. Still, this is rather disconcerting."
<~flibbyjibbits> nyone have anything else to add to that conversation
<CommodoreJim> we'll assume freddie said something like 'woah damnz man that shit's crazy'
<Deathfish64> "Maybe you should try to do something about the fountain effect soon."
<CommodoreJim> Drom suddenly looks much more uneasy. "...did you hear that?"
<Moonside> "Hear what?"
<Deathfish64> "Nope."
<CommodoreJim> This just serves to make him more uneasy. "I...could've sworn I just heard someone say 'I'm coming back for you'."
<Skeleton> Back
<~flibbyjibbits> theres a knock on the door
<Skeleton> "Once I had a dream that Warty Morty took me to the future where toads had taken over the world"
<Moonside> "...I have a bad feeling about this." Regardless, Lotte gets up and opens the door, after hesitating a bit.
<Skeleton> "Probably Tombs and Raynar"
<Deathfish64> "Anyone would have a bad feeling about anything after hearing that."
<~flibbyjibbits> there doesnt appear to be anyone there
<Deathfish64> lousy neighborhood kids
<Moonside> "..." Lotte closes the door.
<Skeleton> It was the hippo from Rocko
<~flibbyjibbits> however now materializing in the back of the room is the hazy indistinct shape of the thing that stepped out of the windmill in droms dream and then escape it
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<Skeleton> coward
<Deathfish64> 2spooky5jim
<~flibbyjibbits> it opens by casting an aoe confusion and we will roll will for that once hes back
<~flibbyjibbits> whats everyones will saves
<Deathfish64> +7
<Skeleton> +7
<~flibbyjibbits> pikkup gets the confusion
<Deathfish64> hit...myself?
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<CommodoreJim> Sorry about that, my computer went INSANE I had to restart it
<Moonside> +6.
<Skeleton> It was afraid
<CommodoreJim> this is 2 scary 4 me
<~flibbyjibbits> lotte rolls a 2
<CommodoreJim> Alright so what did I miss
<Skeleton> Will save
<Moonside> dammi
<Moonside> t
<~flibbyjibbits> she it confused
<CommodoreJim> will save is +2 :(
<~flibbyjibbits> actually passed
<CommodoreJim> Dayum
<~flibbyjibbits> well i guess that was the surprise round so we can initiative now
<CommodoreJim> Drom quickly stands up. "You!"
<CommodoreJim> init +3
<Deathfish64> +3 because you said the sharkulet would give me a bonus, right?
<Skeleton> +1 init
<Moonside> +4.
<~flibbyjibbits> the ambulette/sharkulet gives +1 or +2 when standing on sand
<CommodoreJim> carry a bag of sand with you at ALL TIMES
<Skeleton> I gotta jar o' di-irt, I gotta jar o' di-irt
<Moonside> Dammit Skeleton, I was about to say that.
<Skeleton> Haha
<~flibbyjibbits> 3,  17,  1,  11 in order
<~flibbyjibbits> so 6 drom 20 pikkp 2 freddie 15 lotte and then
* flibbyjibbits changes topic to 'http://gyazo.com/285a5d5f2a38a1d8a879ae8889d416ff  pikkup [shadowthing] lotte drom freddie'
<CommodoreJim> brb
<Deathfish64> Er, so what about this confusion
<Deathfish64> That's roll d% for the effect right?
<~flibbyjibbits> yes
<Deathfish64> Should I find a dice roller for that or were you going to?
<~flibbyjibbits> do you want me to roll it with this dice
<~flibbyjibbits> act normally
<Deathfish64> Okay
<Deathfish64> First of all, what does this figure even look like?
<Deathfish64> Is it humanoid?  Does it carry a weapon?  Things I need to know before I can act
<Skeleton> I'm picturing something like Gastly's sprite in red/blue but no face, vaguely humanoid, and a larger color palette
<~flibbyjibbits> it looks kind of like a person, sort of
<~flibbyjibbits> yeah thats probably a decent approximation
<~flibbyjibbits> its like a cloud of very dense smoke in the shape of a person
<~flibbyjibbits> it is menacing in appearence
<~flibbyjibbits> its appearance probably reflects droms fears
<Skeleton> So
<Deathfish64> I'll start casting summon monster for a medium fire elemental
<Skeleton> A ship captain's hat?
<CommodoreJim> Back
<Deathfish64> So, shadowthehedgehogthing goes
<~flibbyjibbits> it floats over towards lotte and tries to touch her
<~flibbyjibbits> like pass its arm through her torso
<~flibbyjibbits> not the other way that means
<Deathfish64> That's no good!
<Moonside> Damn.
<Moonside> Everything looks so weird right now.
<~flibbyjibbits> lets see whats her ac minus all armor and stuff
<Moonside> 15. Armor is only +2.
<~flibbyjibbits> it hits her
<~flibbyjibbits> while i find the right type of dice lets get a will save here
<Moonside> so many will saves
<Skeleton> Will we live or Will we die
<~flibbyjibbits> congradulations
<~flibbyjibbits> thats a 20 on the save
<~flibbyjibbits> you are not afflicted by nightmare curse
<Moonside> Oh, wow.
<CommodoreJim> dayum
<~flibbyjibbits> however
<~flibbyjibbits> she takes 30 damage as the shadow steals part of her life
<Deathfish64> !
<~flibbyjibbits> it just like shoves its ghost hand into her ribcage
<Moonside> 22/50
<Skeleton> Oh gee
<Moonside> "Aaaaargh!"
<Skeleton> 'Boo!'
<Skeleton> 'bs'
<Deathfish64> how does 30 damage leave you at 22/50?
<Deathfish64> mathematically
<~flibbyjibbits> 52
* Deathfish64 shrugs
<~flibbyjibbits> her turn now
<~flibbyjibbits> lets see the confusion table again uh
<Moonside> Oh yeah 22/52 whoops.
<~flibbyjibbits> attacks nearest creature
<~flibbyjibbits> well i guess the thing that just hit her is nearest
<Moonside> Full attack, then? Swords are +7 and +7. Hair is +4.
<~flibbyjibbits> 1,  9,  2
<Moonside> meh
<~flibbyjibbits> her swords and hair dont quite connect
<~flibbyjibbits> i mean they didnt meet the ac anyways but if they did then theres the miss chance anyways
<~flibbyjibbits> drom wasnt affected by confusion
<CommodoreJim> Okay so guess it's my turn to literally face my fears???
<~flibbyjibbits> i guess so
<CommodoreJim> Gonna axe it. Or try. +11
<Deathfish64> axe it a question
<~flibbyjibbits> so drom cahrges across the room and maybe like over furniture all spirit breaker style and swings his axe at a manifestation of his fears of the future that escaped his head as a side effect of drinking from a corrupted well
<~flibbyjibbits> it connects
<CommodoreJim> woo
<~flibbyjibbits> thats 1d12 + something right
<Deathfish64> the question was "Why must you suck so bad?"
<CommodoreJim> 1d12 + 6
<~flibbyjibbits> do i even own a d12
<~flibbyjibbits> how rarely does this thing get used
<~flibbyjibbits> i mean i own one but hardly ever use it
<~flibbyjibbits> 9+6 is 15 damage
<Skeleton> I have a d12, right in front of me in fact
<~flibbyjibbits> freddie also was not confused by it
<Skeleton> Okay, time for some MAGIC
<Skeleton> Freddie understands it's time for some MAGIC that's why
<Skeleton> "Nothing hurts the Drom! Shield!"
<~flibbyjibbits> ok then
<~flibbyjibbits> pikkup finishes his incredibly reckless summoning of a fire elemental inside his friends house
<Skeleton> Sometimes there is a need to do what is needed
<Deathfish64> Sorry Elly, but I gotta flex the summoner muscles
<Deathfish64> I gotta
<Deathfish64> Presumably the elemental does not inherit the confused condition and can act normally
<~flibbyjibbits> elementals probably cant be confused
<~flibbyjibbits> i mean whats it gonna do,  not burn stuff?
<~flibbyjibbits> burn itself? too bad its already made of fire
<Deathfish64> iunno
<Deathfish64> Anyway, it's gonna fire punch this thing (+9)
<CommodoreJim> it's gonna instead tell insults to allies
<CommodoreJim> SICK BURNS
<Deathfish64> wait, +7
<Deathfish64> read this wrong
<~flibbyjibbits> the firepunch connects
<Deathfish64> 1d6 slam + 1d6 fire damage, and a dc14 reflex save to avoid catching fire
<Deathfish64> If this thing can even catch fire
<~flibbyjibbits> it can not
<Deathfish64> dang
<Deathfish64> Shoulda summoned a different elemental then, I guess
<CommodoreJim> sorry my fears aren't flammable
<~flibbyjibbits> ok so i just grabbed 2d6 out of my dicebag and rolled a picture of a moose
<~flibbyjibbits> the hell is this dice
<Deathfish64> Why couldn't you be afraid of dry twigs?
<Skeleton> MOOSE. everyone reroll characters, all moose
<~flibbyjibbits> 7 damage
<Deathfish64> picture of a moose is totally 6
<~flibbyjibbits> i just got a different dice since that was a novelty "maine tourism" dice
<Deathfish64> Oh, I forgot to save the slam is 1d6+3
<Deathfish64> so 10
<~flibbyjibbits> k then
<~flibbyjibbits> the shadow thing seems to be very intent in its hatred of lotte
<Moonside> Oh, ok.
<Skeleton> fff
<Moonside> I get it now.
<Skeleton> Oh, me too.
<Skeleton> I just got it
<Deathfish64> Wait, did Pikkup roll to do nothing this round?
<~flibbyjibbits> oh
<~flibbyjibbits> right he still acts
<Deathfish64> still confused?
<~flibbyjibbits> babble incoherently
<Deathfish64> "Bubublahblebubble"
<Skeleton> "That's not a very scary name for a monster like this"
<Deathfish64> http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/5/56/Shad_ability_shackle_07.mp3
<CommodoreJim> that's racist
<Deathfish64> racist again people who tie planks to their heads
<Deathfish64> against*
<~flibbyjibbits> hill troyles
<~flibbyjibbits> which is like saying troll with an exagerated new york acent
<~flibbyjibbits> anyways so its the things move right
<~flibbyjibbits> its gonna cast a spell here so lotte roll a will save
<~flibbyjibbits> passed it
<~flibbyjibbits> it attempts to shift into her biggest fears and kill her with phantasmal killer spell but she catches on and is immune
<~flibbyjibbits> her turn now
<Moonside> Still confused?
<~flibbyjibbits> oh right i forgot
<~flibbyjibbits> incoherent screaming
<~flibbyjibbits> bad roll
<~flibbyjibbits> atleast its not hit herself :U
<Deathfish64> we can be babbling buddoes
<Deathfish64> buddies*
<Skeleton> babbu
<~flibbyjibbits> droms turn again
<CommodoreJim> Can I challenge this mofo
<~flibbyjibbits> i guess so
<Deathfish64> Challenging your own fears seems pretty badass
<CommodoreJim> Drom gives some sort of COOL SPEECH to the fear, and then attacks (+11 in case your forgot)
<Skeleton> say it
<Skeleton> it's important!
<~flibbyjibbits> oh boy a critical
<Deathfish64> Oh boy, greataxe critical
<~flibbyjibbits> whats his roll
<CommodoreJim> 1d12 +6, crits are x3
<~flibbyjibbits> what about the bonus from the challenge
<CommodoreJim> 7, since he's level 7
<CommodoreJim> "Come, creature! Though you were born from my nighmares, I will not tremble before you. Your existence and actions are unforgivable. You fall here!"
<~flibbyjibbits> so 3d12+39?
<CommodoreJim> there have a speech i can't write today
<Deathfish64> This is gonna be good
<CommodoreJim> I guess so!
<Skeleton> "cool"
<~flibbyjibbits> 11, 4, 3
<~flibbyjibbits> damn
<~flibbyjibbits> i had high hopes with that 11 first rolle
<~flibbyjibbits> anyways whats the tally hre uh
<Deathfish64> 56?
<Deathfish64> 57
<~flibbyjibbits> yeah thats most of its life
<Skeleton> coolcoolcool
<~flibbyjibbits> freddies turn now
<~flibbyjibbits> he basically cut the thing right in half if it werent some incorporeal ethereal fear monster
<~flibbyjibbits> so it got bifurcated but then the smoke just flowed back, though there was a solid impact aspect to the whole thing
<CommodoreJim> if it were a tiny gnomish assassin it'd explode so hard all record of its existence would be removed
<Skeleton> All its doppelgangers in other timelines as well
<Skeleton> Okay I'll give Lotte a shield too
<~flibbyjibbits> pikkup hits himself
<~flibbyjibbits> what an idiot moron
<Deathfish64> omg
<Skeleton> "Don't die, dummy"
<~flibbyjibbits> 7 damage
<Deathfish64> "I AM THE ENEMY!"
<Deathfish64> ow
<Skeleton> 'humans are monsters'
<Deathfish64> Fire elemental kindly asks the shadowthing to burn.  With its fists.
<~flibbyjibbits> it misses
<Deathfish64> The elemental complains about being summoned to fight a nonflammable creature in Ignan
<~flibbyjibbits> well, pikkup was really confused
<~flibbyjibbits> the thing is gonna make one more swipe at lotte than use its move action to fly through the wall
<~flibbyjibbits> rolling
<~flibbyjibbits> hits and
<~flibbyjibbits> fails her will save so she gets the curse and now damage is
<Moonside> Shit.
<Deathfish64> How was he supposed to know the incorporeal creature wasn't actually made of flammable gasses?
<~flibbyjibbits> 30 damage so that puts her at -8 and then it flies off
<~flibbyjibbits> it telepathically shouts back into the room, "I'll be waiting." as it leaves
<Deathfish64> well fuck
<Deathfish64> Is Pikkup still confused?
<Skeleton> "Why do they always run?"
<~flibbyjibbits> the confusion lasts for 12 rounds but lets just say for the sake of ease it wears off a few seconds after the thing leaves
<Moonside> What does the curse do?
<Deathfish64> Then I'll pull out the probably forgotten wand of cure light wounds
<~flibbyjibbits> she can never get a goods night sleep and slowly loses wis over a few weeks until she either has none of it or gets a curse removal
<Deathfish64> and roll UMD +15 to use this thing before Lotte bleeds out
<Deathfish64> I'm not even sure I can possibly fail that
<~flibbyjibbits> oh right i forgot raynar wasnt here
<Deathfish64> Yeah
<Deathfish64> Good thing I had this wand!
<~flibbyjibbits> hey guess what
<~flibbyjibbits> guess what number i rolled for your umd check
<Deathfish64> ...1?
<~flibbyjibbits> no
<Deathfish64> What, then?
<~flibbyjibbits> 20
<Deathfish64> oh
<Moonside> cool story dice
<Deathfish64> 35 UMD check
<Deathfish64> I cast the fuck out of cure light wounds
<CommodoreJim> "Lotte!" Drom looks incredibly worried
<Deathfish64> "I'll save you!"
<~flibbyjibbits> since shadow energy probably doesnt cause bleeding what would it be, heart stoppage?
<Deathfish64> uh
<Deathfish64> sure
<Moonside> Elly comes out of her room, since she woke up from all the noise. "Um, what... sis?!" As soon a shse sees Lotte, she runs over to her.
<Deathfish64> Maybe brain... failure
<~flibbyjibbits> anyways that doesnt happen because pikkup remembering he had that wand puts her at -1
<~flibbyjibbits> yeah maybe given the circumstances
<Skeleton> "It wasn't us!"
<~flibbyjibbits> theres a knock at the door, "City watch, whats that noise?"
<Deathfish64> Oh, and the fire elemental goes away I guess
<Deathfish64> hopefully without setting the house on fire
<Deathfish64> Anyway, how many charges does this wand have?
<~flibbyjibbits> 24 now
<Deathfish64> I'll use it again, then
<~flibbyjibbits> 8
<Skeleton> ...wow.
<~flibbyjibbits> not my fauly you guys found a wand all the way back in the ghost town and never thought to identify it until now
<Skeleton> We've had a LOT on our minds since then omg
<Moonside> We tried to do it, but it didn't work out.
<CommodoreJim> I hope city watch doesn't label us CRIMINALS
<Deathfish64> And we never needed it lol
<Deathfish64> because raynar
<~flibbyjibbits> he could have used it to use his spells per day for neater things
<Moonside> So is Lotte stable now?
<~flibbyjibbits> yes
<~flibbyjibbits> at +7 hp i think
<Deathfish64> stable and conscious
<~flibbyjibbits> a bit hazy on the rules as to whether shed regain consciousness right now
<Skeleton> "Miss Elly, may we let The Man in?"
<Deathfish64> Pretty sure if healing brings someone back above 0 then it's as if they were never downed
<~flibbyjibbits> also she loses 2 wisdom
<Moonside> "H-huh? Um... sure, I guess..."
<~flibbyjibbits> from the nightmare curse
<Skeleton> "Cool, I was worried they'd break the door down or something..." Freddie opens the door
<Skeleton> "Hello"
<~flibbyjibbits> its just some city watch people wondering what all the yelling and fighting noises were
<~flibbyjibbits> "Is, uh, everything alright?"
<Deathfish64> it was yelling and fighting, of course
<Skeleton> "Yep"
<Deathfish64> duh
<~flibbyjibbits> The guard gives a bit of a suspicious look, but is afraid asking questions would be racist, says goodnight, then goes back to his rounds
<Deathfish64> Not the most duty driven guard ever
<~flibbyjibbits> no the guards in this neighborhood kinda suck
<CommodoreJim> Well!
<~flibbyjibbits> it was like one of those situations where he wasnt sure if asking more questions would come off as racist because an elf answered the door, he was trying to be politcally correct
<Moonside> "Uh, um, this... I should... oh yeah! Please take care of sis, I'll be right back!" Saying that, Elly rushed out of the house.
<CommodoreJim> Drom sighs a bit, leaning on his axe. "...she going to be alright, you think?"
<Skeleton> "Sure!"
<Deathfish64> "At the very least, she is not immediately in danger of dying."
<Deathfish64> "Bet you all forgot I had this wand, huh!"
<Skeleton> "Bet you did too"
<Deathfish64> "Haha... yeah."
<Deathfish64> "I remembered it when it counted, though."
<Deathfish64> "As in, just now."
<~flibbyjibbits> as an effetc of the curse lotte can never get a good nights sleep ever, so basically has permanent fatigue condition, constatly sees waking nightmares, and lost 2 wisdom, can get another save for it in a few days or go to get it removed from someone with magic
<CommodoreJim> Wow that'll suck if she doesn't get that fixed soon
<~flibbyjibbits> the thing sends back another telepathic taunt to drom saying that he should know where to find it
<Moonside> Remove Curse works, yes?
<Deathfish64> Yeah we know where to find it.  It's in Drom's head!
<Deathfish64> Quickly, get it!
<~flibbyjibbits> remove curse or a dream spell
<Moonside> Ok.
<~flibbyjibbits> remove curse is a level 3 spell idk if raynar has it
<Deathfish64> Levitate works, right?
<~flibbyjibbits> cant hurt
<Deathfish64> I will levitate the curse out of Lotte
<Deathfish64> or Charm Monster
<Moonside> After some minutes, Elly comes back with her teacher. "Oh my."
<Moonside> how exactly would charm monster help
<~flibbyjibbits> it wouldnt
<Deathfish64> I just want to use it
<Moonside> Also, can we tell that Lotte is cursed?
<Deathfish64> Maybe next time we see the shadowthing I'll cast Charm Monster just for the halibut
<Deathfish64> Maybe if it rolls shittily I can turn it into my new best friend for a week
<~flibbyjibbits> she'll be able to tell by morning when she wakes up tired and the bad dreams she has keep going in her vision
<Skeleton> "Why did it run? Did we win?"
<CommodoreJim> "I'm...not sure. But...it just told me I should know where to find it."
<Skeleton> "Do you?"
<CommodoreJim> "I'm not sure...are there any windmills nearby?"
<Skeleton> My know local mod is +9, let's find out
<Moonside> Elly's teacher listens to this exchange while thinking about something. "Well, as this seems to be a personal matter, I will not interfere, but... I could provide you with assistance, should you desire."
<~flibbyjibbits> {i may have mentioned that that town with the quarantine was notable for its big historical windmill the necromancer used to live in so lets just say anyone with a point in know local or history can remember that
<Deathfish64> oh
<Skeleton> "I think in one of the next towns over?"
<CommodoreJim> necromancers are bad news
<CommodoreJim> "Then that's where we'll look."
<Deathfish64> "Did it say we have to go find it now?
<Deathfish64> "
<Deathfish64> "Because Telmar wants us to deliver this package to some place up north..."  Pikkupstix pulls out the box from his pack.
<Deathfish64> though I don't think he specified a time frame either
<Moonside> "Um..." Elly looks a bit aprehensive. "So... what's going on?"
<CommodoreJim> "Does this really seem like the sort of thing we should let stay around?"
<Deathfish64> "Well... no."
<CommodoreJim> Drom pauses at Elly's question. "It's...not quite clear. The short of it is, something dangerous is somehow tied to me. It's my responsibility to take care of it."
<Skeleton> "Drom's nightmares became a shadow man and I guess want to fight him!"
<Skeleton> *wants
<Deathfish64> "Except it seemed more interested in fighting Lotte."
<~flibbyjibbits>  it was trying to motivate him to go do something reckless and fuck up his enchanter's fountain fame event
<~flibbyjibbits> if anyone wants to know why
<Moonside> Oh, I was wrong.
<CommodoreJim> what a dick
<~flibbyjibbits> and if it had rolled just 2 more damage it would have worked
<~flibbyjibbits> well i guess it still might just less so
<Moonside> I guess it might be a good idea to skip to the next day.
<~flibbyjibbits> unless anyone wants to discuss things more
<CommodoreJim> Drom wants to just attempt sleep to prepare for ENCOUNTERS
<Moonside> I think discussing would be better with Lotte awake.
<Deathfish64> One more thing
<Deathfish64> Pikkupstix should mention that our payment is arriving in the morning
<~flibbyjibbits> oh right i forgot pikkup and tombs were the only ones who were at the meeting with telmar
<Deathfish64> And Raynar was there for the end I think
<~flibbyjibbits> right yes he was
<~flibbyjibbits> telmars increasing frustration with how bad the city guards are
<Deathfish64> And Pikkupstix is irresponsible enough to not mention the details until now
<~flibbyjibbits> i forget who was at the meeting with estra where the actual assignment was detailed and the secret box given
<Deathfish64> Same people
<~flibbyjibbits> brb bathroom dont wait up
<Deathfish64> "Oh, good news people, since could probably use some.  We're finally getting paid!  Telmar is sending payment to the inn most of us are staying at tomorrow morning."
<Moonside> Elly and the teacher take Lotte to the bedroom, I guess.
<Deathfish64> "If Drom wants to do something about his knightmares, he should probably use it to buy some shiny new armor or something."
<Skeleton> "Oh, him."
<~flibbyjibbits> kback
<~flibbyjibbits> im imagining telmar as being voiced by adam harringotn for some reason
<Skeleton> The only thing I know with him in it is L.A. Noire, in which he plays a huge dick. This is acceptable
<~flibbyjibbits> he plays a bunch of gravely voiced magic types in lol
<Skeleton> HA double meaning, he's a detective who is also rude
<Skeleton> Huge dick indeed
<~flibbyjibbits> kassadin mordekaiser shaco ryze and karthus
<~flibbyjibbits> i forget what the number was on the payment
<Deathfish64> 2k I think
<~flibbyjibbits> i remember the envelopes it was to be delivered in had to note that it was what he could scrape togehter on short notice
<Moonside> http://pastebin.com/mgV4bzLp
<Deathfish64> no, 3
<~flibbyjibbits> that each them
<Deathfish64> 1 for each month we were missing lol
<Deathfish64> yup, 3k
<Deathfish64> each
<~flibbyjibbits> right right
<~flibbyjibbits> anyways
<Skeleton> jackpot
<~flibbyjibbits> anyone have anything else to say now, standing in elly's trashed and slightly singed dining room
<~flibbyjibbits> i assume the mystery box is just sitting on the table being ominous
<CommodoreJim> LET'S APOLOGIZE TO ELLY
<Skeleton> Freddie looks around and nervously says "Is anything broken? Not like bones, I mean, things, I can fix your things if they're broken..."
<Deathfish64> ("I'm sorry I summoned a totally awesome fire elemental in your house.  It was great, though.  Too bad you didn't get to see it.")
<Deathfish64> ("I can do it again if you hold on a sec")
<Moonside> "Um... the only really important thing is my sword, and it seems to be ok... so no problem!"
<Deathfish64> Actually you know what, that's exactly what Pikkupstix would say to Elly right now
<Deathfish64> And, therefore, he does
<Skeleton> "You sure? I'm magic, it's nothing"
<Moonside> "Oh, well, I wouldn't mind then. And that's be awesome, mr. summoner, but I think I'd like to see it outside..."
<Deathfish64> "But if I did it outside, the watch would come to question us again, surely."
<Moonside> The teacher steps back into the living room from the bedroom at this moment. "...well, then. Regardless of what you wish to do now, it would be better if you at least waited until Charlotte awakened. There was a matter that she wished to discuss with all of you."
<Skeleton> "Okay."
<Deathfish64> "Sure, I guess."
<Deathfish64> So, on to the next day I guess
* Arkay ([email protected]) has joined #ADVENTURE
<Moonside> Hey.
<Skeleton> We'll use Raynar to bridge the gap over the magma...
<Skeleton> Some of us have to make it to the end, right
<Skeleton> oh hi ark
<Deathfish64> Hey, guess who was missing when somebody came within 2 damage of dying?
<Deathfish64> You!
<Arkay> I said I was gonna be marching a parade ;-;
<Deathfish64> But we got this handled because I am pro
<Moonside> How did it go?
<Arkay> pretty well
<~flibbyjibbits> did you win
<Arkay> marched in the rain so it was refreshing in a sense
<Arkay> you don't win parades omg
<~flibbyjibbits> uh yeah you can
<~flibbyjibbits> what place did you come in
<Moonside> You can win anything!
<Arkay> well uh we were the third to last group to move out in the parade, so I guess third to last place
<Deathfish64> shameful dispay
<Deathfish64> display*
<CommodoreJim> we're disowning you
<Arkay> :<
<~flibbyjibbits> we're getting a new cleric for the party
<Deathfish64> nah, just give be a better healing wand
<Deathfish64> I'll take care of it
<Skeleton> Let's assume Raynar snuck into Elly's house in the middle of the night and crashed under the coffee table
<Skeleton> To fill you in, Drom's nightmare manifested as a shadowy figure and nearly killed Lotte but ran away before we could defeat it
<CommodoreJim> what a terrible person
<CommodoreJim> I got a beefy crit on it though
<Arkay> oh boy sounds like fun
<Deathfish64> 57 damage crit
<Arkay> damn son
<Skeleton> I cast shields and didn't get hit!
<Deathfish64> I summoned a fire elemental indoors!
<Skeleton> Lotte apparently has something to say but can't because she's DEAD I mean unconscious, so we are I guess having a sleepover yaaaaaaaay
<CommodoreJim> we can eat popcorn and watch movies and play fighting games
<CommodoreJim> it'll be fun
<Skeleton> Freddie would say that. Drom would say he's had enough fighting games for one day or something
<CommodoreJim> 'wow drom, you're so salty'
<Deathfish64> drom would say "omfg my girlfriend almost died and you want to play games!?"
<Moonside> so
<Moonside> next day
<CommodoreJim> what was the state of drom's nightmares, was it 2SPOOKY just flying around him, taunting him and flipping him off
<~flibbyjibbits> tonight he just sees the windmill slowly rotating and he cant move to look away from it
<Deathfish64> You better go challenge that windmill for taunting you
<Deathfish64> Go show it who's boss
<Arkay> give it a beefy critical hit
<Skeleton> each blade is an arm with an extended middle finger
<Skeleton> Freddie wakes up to Warty Morty on his chest staring at him
<Deathfish64> Pikkupstix wakes up normally
<Skeleton> "Good morning, doubleyou em"
<Arkay> Raynar wakes up, knocking over the table that he was sleeping under
<Deathfish64> Was he drugged out?
<Moonside> Drom is suddenly Don Quixote.
<Deathfish64> Where even was Raynar?
<CommodoreJim> mexico
<CommodoreJim> wait he was
<CommodoreJim> DOING DRUGS
<Arkay> I'm just going with sleeping under some table at elly's place
<Arkay> after doing drugs, yes
<CommodoreJim> he goes to pick up his sweet sweet herb from Snoop [fantasy animal]
<Skeleton> Normal dogs exist in PF
<Deathfish64> Snoop Dire Lion
<Moonside> Elly wakes up early, and her teacher shows up too. They both get to make breakfast while everyone wakes up.
<Arkay> He wakes up with some of the hallucinogen in his hands, thinking "Man, I bet I had a blast with this. Too bad I can't remember shit."
<Deathfish64> I thought it was an anti-hallucinogen
<Skeleton> I thought it was anti-werewolf
<CommodoreJim> WHAT KIND OF DRUGS, RAYNAR
<Arkay> oh, anti-hallucinogen yeah
<Arkay> not anti-werewolf though omg
<~flibbyjibbits> iirc raynar got the one that clears up sight but makes you tired and dumb
<CommodoreJim> raynar could've gotten somethin' else on the side
<~flibbyjibbits> there was also a lot of wolfsbane about
<Arkay> yeah, but the wolfsbane was something different
<Skeleton> "Oh look it's Raynar. Where have you been? What did you do with Tombs?"
<CommodoreJim> 'What did you do with Tombs? ;)'
<Skeleton> "Where is he? Did you kill him? Did you hide the body in my house to frame me for it!?"
<Arkay> "Man, I don't know nothing about what happened to Tombs," he yawns.
<Arkay> "And why would I need to frame you? You're probably gonna do something just as dumb along the line anyway."
<CommodoreJim> OHHH
<Skeleton> Freddie looks offended.
<CommodoreJim> make it worse by calling him a racial slur
<CommodoreJim> like knife-ears
<Deathfish64> "Calm down.  I'm pretty sure Tombs walked off to go drinking and gambling after we got the package."
<CommodoreJim> or treefucker
<Arkay> i'm not racsit omg
<Deathfish64> Eltro isn't here but come on that's exactly what Tombs would do
<CommodoreJim> I...was shown an image of an old man saying 'I'm not racist, because that's a crime. And crime is for niggers.'
<Moonside> Well, that's um... hm.
<~flibbyjibbits> i know that joke
<CommodoreJim> and imagined arkay saying THE SAME THING.
<Arkay> jim why omg
<CommodoreJim> ANYWAY Drom wanders out of the room he was staying in, looking more like hell than yesterday.
<Moonside> Lotte comes out of her room too. She's looking like shit. "Ugh."
<Moonside> Elly puts the breakfast in the table. "Good morning, everyone! How're you all doing?"
<CommodoreJim> "Good morning. Ah, glad to see you're alive, Lotte...if not well."
<Skeleton> "Morning."
<Deathfish64> the package is sitting out somewhere in the room continuing to look ominous
<Deathfish64> "Morning.  I'm fine."
<CommodoreJim> "I've...been better."
<Moonside> Lotte frowns a bit. "And I didn't sleep very well."
<CommodoreJim> "Hmm. You too?"
<Moonside> "Yeah. Some crazy nightmares, I guess. Don't really remember specifics. Even now I'm feeling sort of weird."
<Moonside> Elly's teacher casts Remove Curse on both Lotte and Drom.
<Skeleton> "I like nightmares, 'cause at first I'm like 'Oh no!' but then I wake up and none of it was..." Freddie averts his eyes from Drom "real"
<~flibbyjibbits> wouldnt a paladin not get a 3rd level spell until level 10
<Deathfish64> Maybe it's not a 3rd level spell for paladins
<~flibbyjibbits> it is
<Moonside> She gets bonus spells for high Charisma, and before you say it, it is indeed specified that she can use those before reaching the actual level where she'd get level 3 spells.
<Deathfish64> oh okay
<Deathfish64> Fuck yeah, charisma
<Skeleton> How convenient!
<Moonside> And I was trying to avoid saying that she's a paladin for reasons OH WELL :E
<Deathfish64> But I was gonna say that I get summoning-related spells earlier than other casters do
<Deathfish64> Which I guess is now an irrelevant point
<Deathfish64> IC we still don't know
<Moonside> Anyway, does it work?
<~flibbyjibbits> im just checking that thing you said about casting the spells earlier level than normal
<Moonside> >Like other spellcasters, a paladin can cast only a certain number of spells of each spell level per day. Her base daily spell allotment is given on Table: Paladin. In addition, she receives bonus spells per day if she has a high Charisma score (see Table: Ability Modifiers and Bonus Spells). When Table: Paladin indicates that the paladin gets 0 spells per day of a given spell level, she gains only the bonus spells she would be entitled to based on her Charisma score for that spell level.
<Moonside> https://sites.google.com/site/pathfinderogc/classes/core-classes/paladin
<Moonside> Oh, unless that doesn't count the cells where it's a -, then nevermind.
<~flibbyjibbits> thats when the table says 0
<~flibbyjibbits> not when the table has a -
<Moonside> Oh well.
<Moonside> Nevermind then.
<Deathfish64> Does Raynar have Remove Curse?
<~flibbyjibbits> because that would mean a level 1 paladin with 18 cha could cast 4th level spells
<~flibbyjibbits> which is an amusing premise
<Deathfish64> Which would be stupid
<Arkay> no but I guess I should
<CommodoreJim> gee guess we'll have to go see some magic doctor in town and spend MONEY.
<~flibbyjibbits> i like how a level 20 paladin in pathfinder can smite someone SO HARD that it actually kicks them into another plane of existance
<Deathfish64> Wow
<Moonside> Only if the thing being smited is an outsider, unfortunately.
<~flibbyjibbits> or if you take the archtype of oath againt X to use it on other types of things
<~flibbyjibbits> like dragons
<Arkay> wow that's rad
<Moonside> Those archetypes are dumb.
<Deathfish64> And some playable races count as outsiders
<Deathfish64> And, er, I think 20th level monks do as well
<Moonside> Ok, let's check that.
<~flibbyjibbits> level 20 monks are outsiders
<Moonside> Ah, it needs to be an evil outsider.
<~flibbyjibbits> oath of chastity seems like a decent archtype
<~flibbyjibbits> cant get crit or fall for illusions
<Moonside> Not sure if that means Evil-aligned or subtype Evil.
<Deathfish64> You mean a GAY archetype, right?
<~flibbyjibbits> all outsaiders have their alignment s their subtype
<~flibbyjibbits> since they are made of the matter of the plane of that alignment
<Moonside> Oh, I was under the impression that the two could be different,.
<~flibbyjibbits> i guess an individual can change alignments but theyd still have the same subtype as the species
<~flibbyjibbits> level 20 paladin with oath against corruption, smite an abberation and send it into space such that it wont return for a hundred years
<~flibbyjibbits> anyways
<~flibbyjibbits> so what happens now
<Skeleton> "Do I smell bacon"
<Moonside> I'd think that someone would ask Lotte what is it that she wanted to talk about, but since not, let's see.
<Deathfish64> Pikkupstix realizes that the payment was being delivered to the inn, and dashes off to go collect it
<Deathfish64> "I'll be right back!"
<Skeleton> "Okay"
<Skeleton> Freddie borrows a slice of Pikkup's bacon
<Skeleton> Without permission or intention to ever return it
<Deathfish64> dammit, son.   I don't have a Summon Bacon spell yet!
<CommodoreJim> :O
<Skeleton> Who wants cold bacon
<~flibbyjibbits> summon celestial pig, burning hands on it
<CommodoreJim> Drom remembers that Lotte wanted to talk about something, but decides he should wait until Pikkup is back
<~flibbyjibbits> disregarding that summons poof when they die
<~flibbyjibbits> the courier was waiting by the inn with the packet of envelopes
<Moonside> She seems annoyed by Pikkup leaving like that, but decides to say what she was going to say anyway. "...I'm tired, guys. Of all of this. You know... fighting weird-ass things and almost dying every couple days. This is just... not how I imagined living, really."
<Moonside> "...so I'm not going with you guys this time."
<~flibbyjibbits> in retrospect they probably should have had, like, some armed guards around him, but no hes just got a bag with a few envelopes of transfer for the rakor bank in them
<Arkay> "But if you're gone, Freddie is gonna be extra annoying to all of us."
<CommodoreJim> Drom sighs, placing his elbows on the table, holding his arms upright and crossing his hands, obviously afraid of that being the case. "I see."
<Arkay> "Uh, that and I guess it'd be really different with you not around."
<Skeleton> "Hey! What's in that bag of yours, extra-strength Vitamin Douche?"
<Arkay> "See? It's happening already!"
<Deathfish64> "Where do I sign for these?"
<~flibbyjibbits> the dude just shrugs and hands them over
<Deathfish64> Good thing I got there
<~flibbyjibbits> presumably he was magically notified in some manner
<Deathfish64> Welp, time to run back
<~flibbyjibbits> like maybe telmar had an arcane eye spell on the guys hat and told him with another spell that pikkup was the right guy
<~flibbyjibbits> or just plain old scrying since he got the crystal ball on his desk he never seems to use for any other purpose
<Moonside> "...yeah. However... I was talking to Elsa yesterday, and -" "That would be me, for those who I have not been introduced to yet." "...yes. I told her about the stuff we went through, and... well, maybe you should say it yourself."
<Moonside> The teacher sits on the couch. "Hmm. Well, Charlotte had told me about the information regarding the cycle that you acquired during your journey, and simply put... I would like to accompany you from now on, if you do not mind. The cycle is of... great interest to me, you see."
<Arkay> "Well why's that?"
<CommodoreJim> Drom is simply silent.
<Skeleton> Between Raynar's new 'tude and Lotte quitting Freddie is also silent
<Moonside> She seems caught off-guard by the question, and briefly loses her composure. "H-huh? Ah, erm, I... I... ahem! I would prefer to not reveal my reasons just yet, if you do not mind."
<Arkay> "I guess that's fine by me. Lotte seems to trust you, and that's good enough for me."
<Arkay> "Yo, what do you guys think about this?"
<Skeleton> "shrr" Freddie mumbles, sounds like 'sure'
<Moonside> Meanwhile, Elly looks a little sad. "Aw... you're leaving?" Elsa pats her in the head. "Do not be sad. I told you that I would someday have to leave, yes? Either way, you have learned much already, and I could always visit. I am sure we would return to this city often."
<CommodoreJim> "...do as you wish." Drom says, before standing and putting on his helmet. "...if you'll excuse me, I'm going to step out. See if I can't get my payment from Pikkup and prepare for whatever awaits us in the windmill."
<Deathfish64> At right about that moment, Pikkupstix comes bursting back in
<Deathfish64> Completely out of breath, he drops the others' envelopes on the table before collapsing into a seat
<Skeleton> "Oh... thanks."
<Deathfish64> "I... wasn't built for running."
<Arkay> "You're a credit to the team, man."
<Moonside> Lotte hands her envelope to Elly.
<Deathfish64> After panting heavily for a bit, Pikkup asks "So, did I miss anything important?"
<Skeleton> And SCENE
<CommodoreJim> Drom simply grabs his envelope and steps out
<Moonside> "Charlotte will be leaving your group, and I am petitioning to join."
<Deathfish64> "Oh... Well, okay.  Can't say I'm surprised to see her stay behind.  I'll miss having her around, though, even if she was a little weird."
<Moonside> "Hey. I'm still here, you know."
<Deathfish64> "Yes.  Hello."
<Skeleton> "Bye Lotte. We'll bring you souvenirs."
<Moonside> Elsa seems happy for everyone's acceptance. "I will be happy to work with you all! ...however, I am worried for Sir Drominus. He does not seem entirely well."
<Deathfish64> "I'm kinda worried too.  The thing from last night really seems to be bothering him, but I don't think what he plans to do is actually the best idea."
<Skeleton> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1YKC8cNXR8 New party member!
<Skeleton> Lotte and Urist should wait at the End of Time and be swap-able from anywhere that'd be badass :O
<CommodoreJim> urist macTpose
<~flibbyjibbits> man CT was such a good game
<Deathfish64> Anyway, I finally came up with some ideas for things I want to buy with my money
<Moonside> "I assume that we shall be leaving soon?"
<Deathfish64> Let's go shopping~!
<CommodoreJim> omg shoes
<Deathfish64> "I don't think we've all agreed on exactly where to go yet, but yeah probably."
<Moonside> "In this case, I shall go back to the inn I was staying in to retrieve my equipment, and then return here. For the moment, I bid you farewell." She gets up and leaves.
<Skeleton> Freddie leaves
<Deathfish64> "Okay, then.  I'm going shopping."  Pikkupstix also leaves
<Deathfish64> and brb
<Deathfish64> k
<Deathfish64> So, first, to the bank so that I may cash this check
<~flibbyjibbits> i dont think a check for 3000 gold coins is really "cashable"
<Deathfish64> ...What do I do with it then?
<~flibbyjibbits> im not really sure how that would work actually
<~flibbyjibbits> mets just assume magic
<Moonside> I'm not sure how magic would help here.
<~flibbyjibbits> magically kept records between banks on the network
<Skeleton> Bank?
<Deathfish64> coinpurses count as bags of holding that only contain coins
<Skeleton> Who needs banks when you have treasure chests
<Skeleton> I didn't see any ATMs in Farim either, so that's not reliable
<Deathfish64> Anyway, I turn in the thing and get the gold added to my magic debit card
<~flibbyjibbits> close enough
<~flibbyjibbits> maybe theres a card with a specific pattern of arcane marks on it that are kept records between the banks in every major city idk
<~flibbyjibbits> who cares whatever
<Deathfish64> Now, is there anywhere in town where I could find magic shit for sale?  I want a Handy Haversack, specifically.
<~flibbyjibbits> you gain 3k wealth points
<~flibbyjibbits> this is the largest city in the country, by population, so reasonably there sohuld at least be a basic magic shop somewhere
<~flibbyjibbits> though in retreospect
<~flibbyjibbits> if youre getting that then you maybe actually COULD cash the remainder out in platinum coins
<~flibbyjibbits> the draconomicon has rules on the volume of coins so let me dig that up
<~flibbyjibbits> a cubic foot is 12k coins
<Deathfish64> I could easily fit all of it in one side-pouch of the haversack, then
<~flibbyjibbits> you can store a quarter millions worth of gold in one of the side pockets
<~flibbyjibbits> the same section of this book also has a thing that amuses me so very much
<Deathfish64> I mainly wants to A) Hold a lot of shit without worrying about the weight, and B) Have my wand, and any more that I may find/purchase, available on a move action
<~flibbyjibbits> that younger dragons will oftentimes currency exchange a loarge portion of their treasure hoard for the lowest denominations possible, like all copper coins, because they feel better about themselves by having just a larger pile
<Deathfish64> want this to*
<~flibbyjibbits> "It'll take the avergae large sized dragon 50k coins to make an ok sized bed, even though most of the time its not composed entirely of coins, though some will stockpile copper for exactly this reason. Still, its nice to dream."
<Skeleton> "Nice bed." "Thanks." "No, thank YOU"
<~flibbyjibbits> theres also a full 2 page table of nested random rolls to get items like a hippobone and rakshasa fur clavichord
<~flibbyjibbits> types of wood and skins of different exotic animals etc
<~flibbyjibbits> anyways
<~flibbyjibbits> pikkup finds the magic backpack in a store very easily
<Deathfish64> yay
<~flibbyjibbits> this book also reccomends that to save sapce, a 1 pound bar of a metal is worth 50 coins
<Deathfish64> whatever
<~flibbyjibbits> well not really saving space since mass is convered but easier to make transactions with
<~flibbyjibbits> yes its really unimportant
<~flibbyjibbits> so moving on from that diversion
<Deathfish64> How much are they charging for it?
<~flibbyjibbits> list price
<Deathfish64> That's 2k right?
<~flibbyjibbits> yes
<Deathfish64> Fair enough
<~flibbyjibbits> so now what
<Moonside> Maybe we could stop here, since it's really late.
<~flibbyjibbits> theres a couple of options i think, could go head to ombathu (or stop along the way to help/rob that caravan headed towards it) and face the windmill, as well as i guess whatever reason the town is being quranatined for, or head up north to delivery the mystery box to the archeologists
<~flibbyjibbits> and yes that too
<~flibbyjibbits> but i just meant like on an overveiw elvel
<Deathfish64> I was also hoping to buy a Mithral Shirt while shopping since I could use an armor upgrade
<~flibbyjibbits> what do those go for
<Deathfish64> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/magic-armor/specific-magic-armor/mithral-shirt
<~flibbyjibbits> lets say that if anyone is getting armor or weapon upgrades at this point the castle/cityguard/etc will subsidize 10% of it
<CommodoreJim> Hmm
<~flibbyjibbits> since telmar is sorry he couldnt round up the full payment for the party since he assumed you died and gave it to another adventureteam
<Deathfish64> I'm okay with this
<CommodoreJim> Wonder what all I should get
<Deathfish64> I can get the shirt for 990 gp then?
<~flibbyjibbits> yes
<~flibbyjibbits> i also remembered drom forgot to ask zulban and falkan if he could "borrow" a weapon from them like he was planning to do back then
<~flibbyjibbits> whoops
<~flibbyjibbits> maybe he'll get it in the mail
<~flibbyjibbits> like a birthday present from the kres family, a magic maybe-cursed axe
<Moonside> Does Zulban like him enough to give him a present?
<Deathfish64> This brings my AC to a whopping 16!  yay
<CommodoreJim> zulban is certainly...interested in him
<CommodoreJim> Also gee I hope this doesn't end up the Glorus Devanum timeline
<Moonside> Did you come up with a trigger for the divergence?
<Deathfish64> Maybe we should not go to the windmill!
<CommodoreJim> No I never did come up with a catalyst for such
<Deathfish64> Anyway, Drom should probably invest in some masterwork items at least
<CommodoreJim> Drom needs cool shit, yeah
<CommodoreJim> (I think a maybe-cursed axe would just push further towards Glorus Devanum)
<Moonside> Well, that would depend on the curse, really.
<Deathfish64> cursed to make him shout swear words at inopportune moments
<Skeleton> ass and damn aren't so bad
<Skeleton> fuck is a stronger one
<~flibbyjibbits> if you were getting it from zulban it would probably be something law related
<CommodoreJim> Also realized that WHOOPS Glorus Devanum would probably have hookshot. That's bad news for everyone
<Deathfish64> cursed to follow the law isn't all that bad
<~flibbyjibbits> "if you break the law you start bleeding? " "from where?"  "From you."