The source code of imaginary friend

wake up:
	func infnt:
		if 1=0:
			make 1=1
		else 1=0
		return infnt
		endif
	endfunc

	make kitten = 4
	make tulpa = 0
	if tulpa = 0:
		read guides
		then
		kill 1kitten
		read forums
		then
		kill 1kitten
		read blogs
		then
		kill 1kitten
		make tulpa
		else
		kill 1kitten
		make tulpa
	endif
	if kitten >= 1
		kill *kitten
		sleep