Zerxus's Job

KUIS (ZERXUS): Of these two spellguard down here, Findras has not been hit yet, has he?
BRENNAN: No.
LUIS: But the other one has?
BRENNAN: The other one has, and the other one is fully out of it. Like gone, gone, like, that one's going to lose his next turn because the Haste got dropped.
TRAVIS: Love it.
LUIS (ZERXUS): Okay, so I'm going to swoop down even though I'm just- Oh, well I'm right above, so, what happens is, Tempus just pivots and turns on his side a little bit just enough for me to swipe down at Findras. I'm going to attack him.
SAM: Do it.
BRENNAN: Hell, yes.
LUIS (ZERXUS): I am a mounted combatant, so I get to attack at advantage on that motherf*cker.
BRENNAN: Woo!
LUIS (ZERXUS): Natty 20, baby.
TRAVIS: Come on, bro!
LUIS (ZERXUS): Fuck, is he a fiend or is he undead, or is there-
BRENNAN: He's not a fiend or undead or anything like that.
LUIS: Okay.
LOU: He's just a guy. Just a shitty guy.
TRAVIS: Not yet.
LUIS (ZERXUS): So then I don't get that, but I do get my weapon and I double that, and I get my Improved Divine Smite and I double that. I'm going to burn a 2nd-level spell. Okay, I got to do math for a second.
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LUIS (ZERXUS): 76?
SAM: Whoa!
MARISHA: Wow!
LUIS: 76 points of almost all radiant damage, but I don't think he's going to be bothered by that. So you see, you see one swipe, but then you start to see these after images of these ephemeral, cosmic dust and divine light, just do the same exact repetition of it, like echoes of that strike. [rapid impacts]
TRAVIS: Sick.
LUIS (ZERXUS): How much was that again, 76 points of damage.
BRENNAN: 76. All of you, everyone here is good at their job, right? But we don't have lots of- As a Ring, you guys don't have all the opportunities to see Zerxus do his job. You're seeing the job get done right now. You descend your griffon, "Huah!" This guy goes from one of the most fearsome warriors in the city, to bloodied and haggard and wild-eyed in a single hit. He is still up, but you have put him from at peak fighting form into real danger with a single strike of your sword.
TRAVIS: The Ring of Brass just turns around we're all like, [snapping in applause]
LUIS (ZERXUS): Before his eyes finish widening I hit him again.
BRENNAN: Incredible, go for it.
LUIS (ZERXUS): Second attack. 29 versus AC.
BRENNAN: Yeah, 29's going to get the job done.
LUIS: Okay.
BRENNAN: I should point out, you also have a strength of 29. You are as strong as a storm giant.
AABRIA: Oh my god!
BRENNAN: This is the guy.
LOU: His strength is 29?
BRENNAN: 29.
MARISHA: How do you get-
LUIS (ZERXUS): I have an item that gives me that.
LOU: Like that flat number? The number is 29?
BRENNAN: The number is 29, so plus-
LUIS (ZERXUS): Plus my strength.
BRENNAN: I think it's a plus 9. It's a plus 9 to strength.
LUIS: Yes, it is!
LOU: That's terrifying.
BRENNAN: Terrifying. Think about how good of a warrior you have to be to have any status in a city of wizards.
TRAVIS: Yeah, fair. Fair, fair, fair.
LUIS: Okay, oh, this is yours.
LOU: You have god-like strength.
BRENNAN: This guy can punch through a wall. It's kind of like a spell, you know?
MARISHA: Some Superman shit.
LOU: My spell is hitting.
MARISHA: Damn.
BRENNAN: It's a great spell.
LUIS (ZERXUS): Weapon attack, my Improved Divine Smite, and then I'm doing one-- Yes, okay, so,
here we go. [counting] 36 points of damage.
TRAVIS: You did over a hundy on this turn?
MARISHA: Yeah.
AABRIA: Let's go!
LOU: One hundy.
BRENNAN: Fully at death's door, still standing. I will also say that this dude did shield and it truly doesn't matter, because both of your attacks- You just see a little like, 'No!' A little shield goes up and boom! On death's door.

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