JESUS CHRIST GUY

occasionallyjazz wrote:
Okay, so I dreamt that I was on vacation with my dad to this sort of...Egypt-y futuristic place, like a steampunk future set in Egypt. I was going to go home by plane, but something made me stay in this setting and as I explored the city I came upon this... giant arena, like a football stadium. Only it was really sandy and Egyptian like. In the middle was a longboard and it was surrounded by thousands of people.
Anyway.
The entire Homestuck cast was there, they were sort of like the board of leaders for the entire future world and we were at the brink of ultimate doom. They were all grown up, and all had even more different sets of powers. I kept switching in and out of place from my own point of view to one of the character's point of view.
They had all gathered because their existence and the existence of their children. (Yeah they all had kids, somehow, with each other I think but it was never really shown to me who got together with who.)
Karkat was the grand cause of this doom though, his mutantblooded children's mere creation was what was going to cause the entire world to end.
The setting was really dark and kind of gloomy, nobody knew what to do as the sky started raining down upon us and Hellish beasts started crawling out of the ground and appearifying in from God knows where.
One of these things was a giant cat-like monster, apparently it had some sort of connection to Nepeta. Either way it kept tearing through the civilianz, turning cars over and shit.
I think I was....Eridan at this point, and me and Sollux and Karkat were trying to escape all this bullshit. There was a lot of commotion, a lot of fighting inbetween the characters and a lot of running.
Somehow, I turned into Dave at this point, except I was an Alternate Future Dave and I was trying to prevent this ultimate doom from happening because I had failed to accomplish that in my own universe.
By a stroke of luck I had also been granted immense powers beyond that of Time, so by using all that Psychic mango wango I managed to stop the beasts from appearing and the sky from falling.
That was not the end of it though, an Aramada of ships - led by Mindfang herself, who was accompanied by two DEMON SLUTS (I have no idea) - was closing in on us. So I turned into Feferi who managed to get all her SEA POWERS together and created a maelstrom to take down most of the ships.
Mindfang survived and she and her two sluts joined us, she agreed to peaceful terms, if we would find a safe place for her gold.
We buried the gold in a tiny treasure chest and put it on a ledge. SAFETY.
There was a massive sandstorm at this point and the sand became like waves at sea, trying to drown down John and Jade. I briefly became Dave again to save their asses and somehow gained metallic bird wings from this and fucking prism gears floating around me like mana from video games.
Then all the Homestuckers gathered, Karkat was especially distressed because he felt this was all his fault. The skies were still dark so doom was still upon us though we had hit a stalemate. At this point all of us gathered by the longboard, I was myself again at this point, and decided that we had to go under the sand, where a ghostly Egyptian Armada of post-apocalyptic distant-pastness was floating in some kind of... Earhian black hole.
There was an entrance to it where my dad had been exploring for Ancient History. And as Karkat led us all down there, the door closed behind us and we couldn't get back up.
We were informed there was an extremely small amount of oxygen down there, so we all had to breathe really carefully while venturning through catacombs and Egyptian tunnels. Some rooms were completely pitch dark, and they asked me to perform some kind of FLASH MAGIC to lighten them up for a few seconds and what we saw were...horrors. Corpses and remains of people who had been there before, and died.
Then, as we had started reaching the bottom, everything around us started collapsing. Collapsing into a big, great, darkness. As if space itself was closing itself around us and dragging us into its vast emptiness. I, being Future Dave again, grabbed onto Dave and John just as they were about to fall into the blackness, totally saving them. IT WAS SO TITS.
People panicked and ran for the exit, but as it was closed off it took the collective force of Dave, John and Jade to create some form of teleportation that brought us all up to the surface.
Some died though, unfortunately.
At this point... there was a lot of screaming and shouting and hunting for Karkat up on Earth. The civilians started believing if they killed him the world would be saved.
And just as we were (Future!Dave, Dave, John, Jade, Rose, and all the Trolls) about to pull some epic magic out of our ass and stop the world from ending...
I woke up. :I