PepeLePew Principle

>Day 17 in Equestria.
>Applerapist and Fluttershy have been hounding you again.
>"Why don'tcha just give up, Anon?"
>"It would be really...nice."
>You know what?
>2 weeks of this shit is enough. You're never going to find any other chicks in this forsaken world.
>You stop running and turn to face them.
"So is this gonna be a three way or what?"
>They, too, stop.
>The looks on their faces in concern and confusion.
>"We didn't...um...expect you to stop."
>"Yeah, aren't you spossed ta protect your pony virginity?"
"I'm not going to get any anywhere else here, and you two are after my dick. It's a good deal, let's do it."
>They look at each other, then back to you.
>"I don't want to anymore."
>Applejack walks away.
>"Uh...I'm sorry to lead you on like that."
>Fluttershy leaves too.
>You never get bothered for your dick again.
Boring End