the first time kris speak (deltarune)

more bad short story of I made on 4chan, it's about deltarune
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>it was nice normal day
>kris and susie got some nice cream
>as kris and susie were walking, kris didn't see the big the crack in the sidewalk
>kris trip but before his face meet mr sidewalk, susie grab his shirt
>susie put kris back on his feet
>kris look down at his deceased nices cream (rip)
>"hey don't worry we can buy-"
>before susie can finished what she going to say...
>kris speak... for the first time
>"fuck me, that was my favorite nice cream"
>susie taking back at this, she never hear him talk before and his voice was deep
>susie blush at this
>"h-HOLY SHIT! YOUR VOICE!"
>*kris looking at susie* "what do you mean my voice?"
>"your voice sound like a badass movie action hero or something... wait say 'i am here to kickass and chew bubblegum and i am all out of bubble gum' "
>"no"
>"Come on! say it!"
>"...fine...i am here to kickass and chew bubblegum... and i am all out of bubble gum"
>susie now on the floor, laughing her head off
>"HAHAHA! THIS IS AMAZING!... we got to Prank call someone right now"
>"no, I don't want ruin this nice day" he start walking down the street
>susie catching up with him
>"ok fine not right but later on ok?
>*kris look at susie* "fine... if you buy me a nice cream"
>susie smiling at this
>"deal"
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I hope you like this bad story