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It gives me great pleasure to welcome the director of the Institute

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and my old friend,

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Dr. Andreas Jacobsen.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.
Thank you, Dr. Pereira.

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Seventy-five years ago, Ms. Nellie Edvardsen,

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overcome with guilt by the fortune

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her late husband's family had amassed

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producing mustard gas during World War I,

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founded our Institute

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so that the wonders of science

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could instead be used to help mankind.

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In the 1950s,

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the Institute identified overpopulation

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as mankind's single greatest long-term threat.

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The cause of all the catastrophes

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we are seeing today:

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Extreme climate and weather events,

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and the devastating impact on food and water security.

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Among the many solutions we conceived so many years ago

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one, which seemed then so ambitious,

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so out of our grasp,

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has finally borne fruit.

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And today we are proud to unveil

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what we fervently believe to be the only practical,

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humane and inclusive remedy

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to humanity's gravest problem.

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My colleague, Dr. Jorgen Asbjornsen,

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will now present his findings.

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Are you ready, Doctor?

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Yes, I'm ready.

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Please take your seats.

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Please sit down, ladies and gentlemen, please.

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Please take your seats, ladies and gentlemen.

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Thank you very much.
Thank you.

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Thank you, thank you.

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Dr. Pereira, esteemed colleagues.

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Five years ago, building on the research

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of our predecessors at the Institute,

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my team and I discovered a process

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by which all organic material

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can be reduced at the cellular level

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by a ratio of approximately

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2,744 to 1.

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Such a process converts a man of 1.8 meters

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to just 12.9 centimeters.

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A wide array of flora and fauna

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were subjected in this process,

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and, with the exception of some fish and shellfish,

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absolutely no side effects were detected.

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Please, lights.

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Once the safety of the procedure was confirmed,

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36 brave volunteers joined my wife Anne-Helene and me

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as the very first humans to undergo cellular reduction.

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The process is short and painless,

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with only the mild discomfort of

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removal and replacement of dental and other prosthetics.

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The subjects are placed under light sedation

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and after a brief rest, fully recover within an hour or two.

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Once completed, our little village,

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just 7 meters by 11 meters,

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was placed inside a gas-permeable enclosure

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designed to protect us from the hazards of

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weather, animals and insects.

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Thus we set about to live together

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in the world's very first self-sustaining community of the small.

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I hold here in my hand

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all of the uncompostable waste

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produced by 36 people over four years.

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In this afternoon's session, we will outline

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our proposal for a two to three hundred-year transition

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for the world to transform from big into small.

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But for now,

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I'd like you all to meet some very special people.
Come.

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Bravo!

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And look, there is little Ronni Nestrud,

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the first small baby ever born,

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and his new little sister Ulrikke.

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Jorgen Asbjornsen of the Edvardsen Institute,

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himself now only 10 centimeters tall

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and weighing just 18 grams,

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explained the rationale behind the invention.

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Wow!

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That is wild, isn't it?
Just wild.

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Say, Holly?

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You can go ahead and put the takeout order in. Thanks.

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- Is that you?
- Yeah.

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You hungry?

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I ate about an hour ago.

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I didn't know when you were coming.

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You knew I was bringing food.

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I called you and asked you specifically, and then you go and eat?

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Just a sesame chicken!
I'm still hungry.

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Did you see the news today?

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- About the little Swedish man?
- Norwegian.

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Helen called to tell me to turn on the TV.

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What won't they think of next?

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Unbelievable.

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Biggest thing since landing on the moon.
Bigger!

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I don't get it.

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Why would anybody want to do that to himself?

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They can shrink people down

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and fly to Mars,

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but they can't cure my fibromyalgia?

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And all this fuss about the environment

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as though the world's going to end tomorrow.

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I'm in pain.

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I can't breathe!
Doesn't that matter?

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Lots of people are in pain, Mom,

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in all sorts of ways.

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...tingling?

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- More like tingling.
- Tingling, okay.

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This downsizing thing is simply

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runaway-train technology

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that's having a devastating impact

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on our world economy.

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We're losing billions of dollars

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in consumer spending already.

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It's hurting us in construction, automobile,

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housing and defense.

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And then, of course, when we get to politics?

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Israelis shrinking Palestinians,

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African dictators shrinking rival ethnic groups.

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Look, Ron, in any major transformation of society,

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are there serious growing pains? Sure.

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But at current mass and volume,

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human life on Earth is unsustainable.

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You know, that one guy makes a good point.

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This family on my block just moved away to get small.

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Now their house is just sitting there.

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Making everybody's values take a dive is what they're doing

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and just when I'm trying to refinance.

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Marlene thinks I should do it just to lose the weight.

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You and me both, buddy.

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Hey, Dee, is that takeout order about ready?

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Hey, honey, I brought food!

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I'm not hungry.

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What's wrong?

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I have a splitting headache.

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The store was super busy,

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and Carla was a total bitch on wheels.

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I feel like I'm going to throw up.

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Here, let me do the neck thing.

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Yeah, do the little neck thing.

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Mmm.

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Just relax, honey.

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Let me take all the weight.

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Okay, here is the beautiful formal living room

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with the wonderful fireplace.

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And come around here, and we have the

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nice big breakfast area for the kitchen.

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Big eating area.

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And this kitchen is just a complete wow.

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No, it's awesome.
I just think

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maybe we should look again at that place in Benson.

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Come on, let's just check out the rest.

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This is great in here.

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Double oven, six-burner gas stove.

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It's got this wonderful butler's pantry over here,

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granite counter top...

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- Oh, hey, Sean.
- Oh, hey, Paul. How you doing?

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Good.

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- Do I look fat?
- No, you look very handsome.

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Anesthesiology, huh?

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My wife says I put people to sleep even without the drugs.

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I'm surprised you're still awake.

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He uses that joke like twice a week.

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- What's your field, Paul?
- Occupational therapy.

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- Okay.
- Oh. Like career counseling?

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Uh, no, it's just like physical therapy,

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but focused on workplace injuries and rehab.

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Repetitive stress, lower back, that sort of thing.

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A lot of shoulder problems.

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I'm in-house over at Omaha Steaks.

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He does a lot of paperwork.

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Yeah, well, I get a little carpal tunnel of my own

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- from time to time.
- Tell me about it.

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Medicine these days is all about covering your ass.

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Hey, Paul, weren't you pre-med down in Lincoln?

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Good memory.
Yeah, I put in two years.

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Then my mom got real sick,

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so I moved back to Omaha to take care of her.

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I wanted to be a surgeon, actually.

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You know, we might've ended up working together.

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You could've been my anesthesiologist!

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- How about that?
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Oh, my God. No way.

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Dave?

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That's Dave! Dave Johnson!

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And Carol!

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I heard he was coming.
I had no idea!

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He never struck me as the kind of guy who'd go get small.

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Wow!

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- Hey, everybody.
- Hi.

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- Hope we're not intruding.
- No.

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Hey, Andy?

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Could you get Carol a...

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Gin and tonic.

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...a gin and tonic.

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With lime.

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With lime.

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Well, actually,

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we weren't planning on coming at all at first,

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but then, you know, we started getting all the emails.

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Plus my sister was having a lump removed.

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She's fine, thank God, but I still needed to see her.

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So what's traveling like?

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How'd you guys get up here from New Mexico?

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Oh, gosh, it's great! Yeah.

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The airlines are getting more and more small-friendly.

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All the seats are first-class.

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So, after a couple of years in Florida,

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we moved out to Vegas.

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Yeah, I think that's the last time we talked.

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Yeah. Well, Vegas wasn't such a good choice for me,

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as it turns out.

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Got into some real bad habits.
Pretty much hit rock bottom.

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I'll tell you, any other woman would've run for the hills.

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But Carol, man, she's a saint.
She stuck with me.

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But I really had to come clean about everything.

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I mean everything.

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You know, almost.

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So the decision to...

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Well, that's the thing.
We both needed a change.

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Hit the reset button.
Start all over.

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Well, plus, it must feel good to know

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you're really making a difference.

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You mean all that crap about saving the planet?

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Yeah.

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Downsizing is about saving yourself.

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It takes the pressure right off,

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especially money pressure.

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I'm just not driven and ambitious

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like the rest of my family.

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And now Carol and I, we live like kings!

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I'm still living in the same house I grew up in.

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Audrey's dying for us to move, but we're really strapped.

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I mean, shit, I just finished paying off my student loans!

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Yeah, well...

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Listen, if you ever start thinking about it seriously,

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here's my two cents.

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There's a lot of small communities

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cropping up out there,

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but don't mess around.

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Leisureland's where you want to be.

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Best houses, best appliances, best doctors.

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They book all the big concert tours.

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Got all the great restaurants.

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The kids love Cheesecake Factory

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and Leisureland's got three of them.

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And hey, I'm not just saying all this for the referral credit, just so you know.

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I liked little Carol.
She's got a lot on the ball.

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She's reading books she's always wanted to read,

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she's taking Italian.

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- And she's never been fitter.
- Well, they sure seem happy.

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Dave says he's getting pretty good on the drums.

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Next year they're taking the kids out of school

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to spend six months at a sister city in Tuscany.

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Cooking classes, yoga, wine tasting,

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the whole nine yards.

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Hi, Saf, Audrey. It's Milo.

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Bad news.

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Your mortgage application at First National bounced back.

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The underwriter didn't like the income-to-debt ratios,

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they're a little excessive.

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I don't know if you guys can come up with

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another ten, fifteen percent down?

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If you could maybe boost it up a little bit...

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I bet we'll be able to tell right away if it's for us or not.

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Yeah, so let's not waste a lot of time.

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Maybe if we get to Santa Fe early, we can get a massage.

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Sounds good to me.

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j& Cheek to cheek

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j& Heaven

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j& I'm in heaven

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j& And the cares that hung around me

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j& Through the week

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j& Seem to vanish

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j& Like a gambler's lucky streak

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j& When we're out together

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j& Dancing cheek to cheek j&

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Welcome, everybody!

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I'm Jeff Lonowski, Senior Product Specialist

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and happy homeowner here at Leisureland Estates.

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You having a good time?

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Yeah.

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Come on, guys.
You're a heck of a lot bigger than I am.

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Make some noise!
Are you having a good time?

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- Yeah!
- Yeah!

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That's more like it.

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So, what do you think of my place?

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Pretty nifty, huh?

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It's the house of my dreams.

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Heck, I'd say this is the house of anybody's dreams!

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Why, an average guy like me

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would have to work 20, 30,

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maybe 40 years to afford a place like this,

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if ever!

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And just wait till you see what's inside.

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Oh!

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Jeff!

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You've got to stop inviting guests over without telling me.

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Oh, sorry, Laura.
I was only...

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I mean, I finally just got in the tub to relax after such a busy day.

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Busy doing what, sweetheart?

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Oh, no end of things.

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First I took a tennis lesson and had a massage.

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Nice.

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And then after a gourmet lunch with the girls,

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well, we couldn't help ourselves, so we popped

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into that new Loget jewelry store downtown.

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Uh-oh.

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Loget? What's that gonna cost me?

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Now, Jeff, you hush!

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I was really good.

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Just another diamond bracelet.

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Just a diamond bracelet?
That doesn't sound like you.

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You're right.
I don't like to break up a set,

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so I got matching diamond earrings

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and a matching diamond necklace.

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All conflict free and set in platinum.

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How much, Laura?

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Aw, but, Jeff, they look so good on me, and you should see...

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How much, Laura?

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- Well, Jeff...
- I said, how much?

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Eighty-three dollars.

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- Eighty-three dollars! Are you crazy?
- Oh!

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Why, that's practically our food budget for two whole months!

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Putting it all together, if you liquidate

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your current home, cars and other assets

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and purchase the Regency-level estate,

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remember, that's the 12,000-square-foot-equivalent home

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on the 1.5-acre-equivalent lot

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at a base price of $63,000.

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Then the health and fitness package,

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that's $4,500, you're going to want to get that.

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It's gym, pool, sauna, steam, hot tub and a tennis court.

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Then the medical procedures for two adults,

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that's $15,000.

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Wait, does insurance cover any of that?

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No, but at the Regency level,

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you qualify for a substantial discount.

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And don't forget the federal tax credit.

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- Right. Right.
- All right?

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So, taking a look at your current debt,

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your retirement and your other savings,

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you are at $152,000 in equity.

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People, that is a very comfortable number.

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Comfortable?
That doesn't

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- sound like nearly enough.
- Yeah.

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No. See, you have to look at this column, Audrey.

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Equivalent value.

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You're solidly inside the Blue Chip zone.

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In Leisureland, your $152,000

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translates to $12.5 million.

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To live on. For life.

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I mean, come on!

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Wow.

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Hold on.
If this is such a good thing,

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how come you haven't done it?

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I would do it in a heartbeat!

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But my husband had a hip replacement,

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so he's ineligible.

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So, what do you think?

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Would the Regency level be your first choice?

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Or should I show you something a little more deluxe?

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Honey, why don't you just go ahead and pick?

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I just want you to be happy.

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That's a good husband.
Take a look at this.

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Hey, how much for the hot dog cooker?

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Four dollars?

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I'll give you a dollar.

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Sold!

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Keep up with the exercises, don't get lazy. Look.

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I laminated it for you,

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so you literally have no excuse not to do it.

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Okay. Thanks, Paul.

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- Thanks a lot.
- You bet.

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Maybe someday me and my wife

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will get small and we'll come down to see you.

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Well, I'd love that, but in the meantime...

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- Okay?
- All right.

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Just 15 minutes every night.
It'll change your life.

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- Okay. Thanks, Paul.
- See you, Dave!

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We're here to wish Paul Safranek farewell as he moves on to Leisureland,

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and we wish him nothing but the best.

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00:25:04,929 --> 00:25:07,527
Good luck to you and Audrey.

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00:25:07,529 --> 00:25:10,095
Thanks, Bob. Thanks, Bob.

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00:25:16,463 --> 00:25:18,728
And you guys didn't consider Treasure Island

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out in Palm Desert?

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Well, we checked it out, but...

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I mean, I liked it all right, but Audrey thought they were

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a little stingy with the amenities,

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especially given what they were charging in monthly maintenance.

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And I just turned to Paul and said,

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"Okay, you win.
Let's go for it."

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We're just gonna miss you so much.

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Gina, I'm gonna miss you, too.

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Look, it's not like we're dying.
Okay? We're just relocating.

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And we'll be back at least once a year.
Maybe more!

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- Hi, Dad.
- Hi, sweetie.

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I'm sorry your mom couldn't bring herself to come,

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but she sends her love,

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and we're expecting you at the house tomorrow afternoon.

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Glad you could make it, Larry.

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00:26:04,627 --> 00:26:07,424
- Hey, Paul.
- What can I get you, Dad?

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00:26:07,426 --> 00:26:08,790
Um...

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00:26:08,792 --> 00:26:11,392
Look, why don't I...
Here, you guys visit, I'll...

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Beer.

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00:26:12,591 --> 00:26:15,291
- Just any beer.
- Great. Okay, coming up.

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I wish Mom weren't taking this so hard.

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00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,289
Well, you know your mother.

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Frankly, I was a little skeptical about it myself at first.

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00:26:25,393 --> 00:26:27,856
Say, you remember Jerry Gross?

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00:26:27,858 --> 00:26:31,789
I called him the other day.
He and Bev retired down there.

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00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:34,522
Did the whole shrinking thing you kids are doing.

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00:26:34,524 --> 00:26:37,990
He says they're getting along just fine.
Never better.

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00:26:37,992 --> 00:26:39,522
He says he feels younger every day

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and that a dollar buys a thousand dollars' worth of stuff.

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00:26:42,926 --> 00:26:46,222
Of course, they need that with all the medication Bev takes,

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00:26:46,224 --> 00:26:48,356
but, um, yeah.

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00:26:48,358 --> 00:26:51,055
No, I... I see the appeal.

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00:26:51,057 --> 00:26:52,556
Apparently, there's zero crime.

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00:26:52,558 --> 00:26:53,923
I keep telling your mother.

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00:26:53,925 --> 00:26:56,124
Yeah, it's very safe.

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00:26:58,192 --> 00:27:00,321
We worry.

427
00:27:00,323 --> 00:27:03,422
When I was younger, and then I lost it.

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00:27:04,590 --> 00:27:06,187
Hey.

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00:27:06,189 --> 00:27:08,454
You guys are the ones getting small, right?

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00:27:10,656 --> 00:27:12,955
That's right.
My wife and I.

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00:27:13,390 --> 00:27:14,856
Good for you.

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00:27:17,589 --> 00:27:20,520
No offense, but, um,

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00:27:20,522 --> 00:27:22,386
do you think if you're that small,

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00:27:22,388 --> 00:27:25,753
you should still have all the same rights as the rest of us normal-sized people?

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00:27:25,755 --> 00:27:27,755
I mean, like the right to vote?

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00:27:30,022 --> 00:27:33,120
- Why wouldn't we?
- Oh, well, jeez, let's see...

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00:27:33,122 --> 00:27:34,721
You're not buying as many products,

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00:27:34,723 --> 00:27:36,320
you're not paying as much sales tax.

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00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:38,720
Some of you aren't even paying any income tax.

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00:27:38,722 --> 00:27:40,153
You're not really participating

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00:27:40,155 --> 00:27:41,386
- in our economy, are you?
- Hey.

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00:27:41,388 --> 00:27:43,988
In fact, you're costing us money, and jobs.

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00:27:43,990 --> 00:27:46,052
Hey! That's enough.

444
00:27:46,054 --> 00:27:48,386
We're just having a good time here.

445
00:27:48,388 --> 00:27:51,253
Hey, I'm just asking a simple academic question.

446
00:27:51,255 --> 00:27:52,353
You know what?

447
00:27:52,355 --> 00:27:53,853
You guys should have a quarter of the vote at most.

448
00:27:53,855 --> 00:27:55,318
That's pretty generous, don't you think?

449
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:56,885
- Why don't you have a seat?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

450
00:27:56,887 --> 00:27:59,052
- Why don't you take a walk?
- Cool your jets, big guy!

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00:27:59,054 --> 00:28:01,385
You know what?
Maybe an eighth of a vote, in fact.

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00:28:01,387 --> 00:28:03,519
And you could use a little small, buddy.

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00:28:03,521 --> 00:28:04,887
Yeah, sit down.

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00:28:06,521 --> 00:28:08,551
Hey! Hey!

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00:28:08,553 --> 00:28:12,352
Can I get a normal-sized beer for a normal-sized guy?

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00:29:18,783 --> 00:29:21,316
I keep thinking I forgot something.

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00:29:57,916 --> 00:29:59,982
Moving to town, are you?

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00:30:00,816 --> 00:30:02,247
How's that?

459
00:30:02,249 --> 00:30:05,079
I see you're moving to Leisureland.

460
00:30:05,081 --> 00:30:07,281
You look like a nice young couple.

461
00:30:08,648 --> 00:30:09,779
Thanks.

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00:30:09,781 --> 00:30:12,047
- Where you from?
- Omaha.

463
00:30:12,380 --> 00:30:13,647
Spokane.

464
00:30:14,214 --> 00:30:15,281
Nervous?

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00:30:16,214 --> 00:30:19,078
Yeah, you know, a little.

466
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:23,281
Don't be.
It's the best thing you'll ever do.

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00:30:28,447 --> 00:30:31,279
With your permission, I'm going to

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00:30:31,281 --> 00:30:33,912
record your answers to the following questions.

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00:30:33,914 --> 00:30:35,744
May I begin the recording?

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00:30:35,746 --> 00:30:37,079
- Sure.
- Yeah.

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00:30:39,945 --> 00:30:42,411
Please state your full legal names.

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00:30:43,045 --> 00:30:45,378
Audrey Lustig Safranek.

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00:30:45,981 --> 00:30:48,777
Paul Norris Safranek.

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00:30:48,779 --> 00:30:52,077
And do you, Audrey Lustig Safranek,

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00:30:52,079 --> 00:30:55,344
and you, Paul Norris Safranek,

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00:30:55,346 --> 00:30:56,309
understand that,

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00:30:56,311 --> 00:30:58,277
of your own free will, you will undergo

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00:30:58,279 --> 00:31:01,010
the permanent and irreversible medical procedure

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00:31:01,012 --> 00:31:03,210
commonly known as "downsizing,"

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and that following the procedure

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00:31:05,212 --> 00:31:06,910
your bodies will be approximately

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00:31:06,912 --> 00:31:10,377
0.0364 percent of their current mass and volume?

483
00:31:11,177 --> 00:31:12,077
Yep.

484
00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:14,910
I'm sorry, Paul, I need a yes or no.

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00:31:14,912 --> 00:31:16,910
- Yes.
- Yes.

486
00:31:16,912 --> 00:31:18,710
Great. Thank you.

487
00:31:18,712 --> 00:31:23,010
And do you give full consent to Gateway Medical Services

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00:31:23,012 --> 00:31:25,143
to administer the medical procedure

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00:31:25,145 --> 00:31:27,076
commonly known as "downsizing"?

490
00:31:27,078 --> 00:31:29,841
- Yes.
- Yes.

491
00:31:29,843 --> 00:31:32,041
And do you understand that there exists

492
00:31:32,043 --> 00:31:35,508
an approximately one in 225,000 chance

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00:31:35,510 --> 00:31:38,741
that the procedure could result in injury,

494
00:31:38,743 --> 00:31:41,243
permanent disability, or death?

495
00:31:49,077 --> 00:31:51,075
- Yes.
- Yes.

496
00:31:51,077 --> 00:31:52,276
Yes.

497
00:32:06,643 --> 00:32:09,176
Safranek. Paul Safranek?

498
00:32:09,443 --> 00:32:10,443
Yes.

499
00:32:18,643 --> 00:32:21,173
- It's actually Safranek.
- Safranek.

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00:32:21,175 --> 00:32:23,506
Come with me, sir.
We're together.

501
00:32:23,508 --> 00:32:27,106
Oh. Someone will escort you to the women's facility shortly.

502
00:32:27,108 --> 00:32:29,939
You'll be separated for approximately five hours.

503
00:32:29,941 --> 00:32:31,106
Following the procedure,

504
00:32:31,108 --> 00:32:33,506
you'll be reunited in the recovery room.

505
00:32:33,908 --> 00:32:35,175
Okay.

506
00:32:37,307 --> 00:32:39,240
- So, this is it.
- Yeah.

507
00:32:40,242 --> 00:32:42,175
- I'll see you tonight.
- Yeah.

508
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,107
I'll see you on the other side.

509
00:32:48,506 --> 00:32:49,506
I love you.

510
00:32:50,174 --> 00:32:51,705
I love you, too.

511
00:33:48,937 --> 00:33:51,137
Okay, let's get you up here.

512
00:36:23,029 --> 00:36:24,427
All clear!

513
00:38:20,590 --> 00:38:23,188
Aye, we got some real fat ones this time.

514
00:38:23,190 --> 00:38:24,853
Hey, how's everybody doing today?

515
00:38:24,855 --> 00:38:26,721
Hey, Miss Joyce! Doin' good.
How you doin'?

516
00:38:26,723 --> 00:38:29,823
Me, I'm great.
Just getting ready for the weekend.

517
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,719
I see you've decided to join us.

518
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:24,520
Is this... is it over?

519
00:39:24,522 --> 00:39:27,686
Welcome to Leisureland.
Can you tell me your name?

520
00:39:27,688 --> 00:39:30,619
- It's Paul Safranek.
- Okay, good.

521
00:39:30,621 --> 00:39:32,420
I bet you're hungry.

522
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,217
Oh, my God.

523
00:39:41,219 --> 00:39:44,751
Isn't that cute?
People just love that.

524
00:39:44,753 --> 00:39:46,485
I'll bring you a real snack in a moment.

525
00:39:46,487 --> 00:39:47,884
Thanks.

526
00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:49,849
Um, I think my wife is supposed to be here with me.

527
00:39:49,851 --> 00:39:52,184
- What's her name?
- Audrey Safranek.

528
00:39:52,186 --> 00:39:53,585
Let me see.

529
00:39:53,587 --> 00:39:55,684
We do have an Audrey Safranek scheduled for today,

530
00:39:55,686 --> 00:39:58,050
but I don't show her transferred over yet.

531
00:39:58,052 --> 00:40:01,050
She's probably just held up in dental.
I'll go check.

532
00:40:01,052 --> 00:40:02,585
Okay. Thank you.

533
00:40:07,851 --> 00:40:10,451
Mr. Safranek, you've got a call.

534
00:40:10,453 --> 00:40:12,449
Oh. Thank you.

535
00:40:12,451 --> 00:40:13,849
Hello?

536
00:40:13,851 --> 00:40:17,183
- Paul?
- Oh, Audrey. Thank God!

537
00:40:17,185 --> 00:40:18,750
Where are you, honey?

538
00:40:18,752 --> 00:40:21,549
Don't be mad at me.
Please don't be mad.

539
00:40:21,551 --> 00:40:23,616
It's hard enough as it is.

540
00:40:23,618 --> 00:40:26,016
What's hard? Wait.
What are you talking about?

541
00:40:26,018 --> 00:40:29,616
Oh, Paul, they shaved my head!

542
00:40:29,618 --> 00:40:32,183
And then they started shaving my eyebrows,

543
00:40:32,185 --> 00:40:34,282
and I just thought,

544
00:40:34,284 --> 00:40:35,949
what am I doing?

545
00:40:35,951 --> 00:40:38,683
I can't leave my family.
I can't leave my friends.

546
00:40:38,685 --> 00:40:41,516
- I'm sorry, Paul, I just can't.
- Where are you?

547
00:40:43,282 --> 00:40:45,016
Are you at the airport?

548
00:40:46,150 --> 00:40:47,616
Don't hate me.

549
00:40:48,284 --> 00:40:49,846
Please don't hate me.

550
00:40:49,848 --> 00:40:52,447
Okay, okay. Take it easy.

551
00:40:52,449 --> 00:40:54,480
Just get in a taxi and come back

552
00:40:54,482 --> 00:40:56,280
and we'll talk about this, okay?

553
00:40:56,282 --> 00:40:57,614
We'll go back to Omaha

554
00:40:57,616 --> 00:40:59,815
and we'll think this through together.

555
00:41:02,882 --> 00:41:04,414
Wait...

556
00:41:04,416 --> 00:41:07,014
You're not leaving me here?

557
00:41:07,016 --> 00:41:10,681
Can't you understand how I feel?
I feel terrible!

558
00:41:10,683 --> 00:41:13,280
I let you down, I feel awful!

559
00:41:13,282 --> 00:41:15,947
But then I realized I was just doing this because

560
00:41:15,949 --> 00:41:18,746
I was trying to make you happy,

561
00:41:18,748 --> 00:41:21,612
and I should have been thinking more about myself.

562
00:41:21,614 --> 00:41:24,780
Thinking about yourself?
Thinking about yourself?

563
00:41:24,782 --> 00:41:27,047
You know you haven't even asked me how I am?

564
00:41:27,049 --> 00:41:29,846
Don't yell. Don't yell at me or I'll hang up.

565
00:41:29,848 --> 00:41:34,646
Do you have any idea what I have been through today?

566
00:41:34,648 --> 00:41:37,648
Audrey, if you don't come back here right now...

567
00:41:38,348 --> 00:41:40,612
And see you all small?

568
00:41:40,614 --> 00:41:43,411
I'm upset enough already!

569
00:41:43,413 --> 00:41:46,545
You're upset? You're upset?

570
00:41:46,547 --> 00:41:50,213
I'm the one who's five fucking inches tall!

571
00:41:50,215 --> 00:41:54,478
I was sure sorry to hear Mrs. Safranek couldn't make it today.

572
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:56,344
- Safranek.
- Safranek.

573
00:41:56,346 --> 00:41:57,945
Well, it's not a half-bad idea

574
00:41:57,947 --> 00:42:00,212
to scout things out and get everything ready for her.

575
00:42:07,645 --> 00:42:09,543
The net blocks a lot of UV rays,

576
00:42:09,545 --> 00:42:12,045
but you still might want to put your hat on.

577
00:42:12,047 --> 00:42:13,976
And any time you want to go somewhere,

578
00:42:13,978 --> 00:42:15,909
you just hop in one of these bad boys.

579
00:42:15,911 --> 00:42:17,510
And if they're in short supply,

580
00:42:17,512 --> 00:42:19,143
well, you can always share.

581
00:42:19,145 --> 00:42:20,177
It's fun to share.

582
00:42:20,179 --> 00:42:22,210
I know I've met some super people that way.

583
00:42:22,212 --> 00:42:23,677
Just super!

584
00:42:34,978 --> 00:42:37,111
Yeah. Isn't that something?

585
00:42:48,244 --> 00:42:49,509
Over to your right there,

586
00:42:49,511 --> 00:42:50,842
in that big white oval building,

587
00:42:50,844 --> 00:42:52,641
is one of our seven sports centers.

588
00:42:52,643 --> 00:42:53,907
That's the one that houses

589
00:42:53,909 --> 00:42:56,442
the largest indoor skiing facility in the world.

590
00:42:56,444 --> 00:42:58,641
You know, relatively speaking.

591
00:42:58,643 --> 00:43:00,877
And up ahead we have Lake Chester.

592
00:43:33,375 --> 00:43:34,907
Look familiar?

593
00:43:34,909 --> 00:43:38,507
The Barrington.
My sister's got one. She loves it!

594
00:43:38,509 --> 00:43:41,308
Well, sir, here is the key to your kingdom.

595
00:43:41,942 --> 00:43:43,840
Welcome to the good life.

596
00:43:47,107 --> 00:43:49,440
Oh, they stock the kitchen with standard items,

597
00:43:49,442 --> 00:43:51,706
but one thing I should warn you about is the dairy.

598
00:43:51,708 --> 00:43:53,105
Takes a while for your stomach to adjust

599
00:43:53,107 --> 00:43:54,971
to the milk and cheese, so go easy on it.

600
00:43:54,973 --> 00:43:56,706
Something about bacteria.

601
00:43:56,708 --> 00:43:58,405
And be careful about the hot water.

602
00:43:58,407 --> 00:43:59,706
It's on one central system

603
00:43:59,708 --> 00:44:01,105
and they got that cranked really high.

604
00:44:01,107 --> 00:44:03,239
Surprised they haven't had a lawsuit yet.

605
00:44:03,241 --> 00:44:05,107
Oh! But you didn't hear that from me!

606
00:44:05,775 --> 00:44:07,572
Thanks, Matt.

607
00:44:07,574 --> 00:44:09,174
You're a nice guy.

608
00:44:12,540 --> 00:44:14,005
And, Paul?

609
00:44:14,873 --> 00:44:16,873
Thanks for helping the planet.

610
00:45:31,404 --> 00:45:32,802
Fuck!

611
00:45:47,335 --> 00:45:48,501
Safranek?

612
00:45:51,569 --> 00:45:52,967
That's me.

613
00:45:54,801 --> 00:45:56,067
Okay!

614
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:14,266
And now to the United States, where for many years,

615
00:46:14,268 --> 00:46:16,599
both the Department of Homeland Security

616
00:46:16,601 --> 00:46:19,264
and the Immigration and Naturalization Service

617
00:46:19,266 --> 00:46:21,065
have been warning about the ease

618
00:46:21,067 --> 00:46:23,065
with which downsized people,

619
00:46:23,067 --> 00:46:25,898
from illegal immigrants to potential terrorists,

620
00:46:25,900 --> 00:46:27,998
could penetrate U.S. borders.

621
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,398
Last week's discovery in Eugene, Oregon,

622
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:33,264
provided new evidence to support that claim.

623
00:46:33,266 --> 00:46:36,398
Brian Fakler brings us up to date.

624
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,364
This Target is just one of thousands

625
00:46:38,366 --> 00:46:40,199
of big box stores around the country

626
00:46:40,201 --> 00:46:42,730
that import almost a million tons of goods weekly,

627
00:46:42,732 --> 00:46:44,364
most of it from Asia.

628
00:46:44,366 --> 00:46:47,331
Last week, workers here in Eugene opened a suspicious TV box

629
00:46:47,333 --> 00:46:50,996
and discovered 17 downsized stowaways from Vietnam,

630
00:46:50,998 --> 00:46:52,498
14 of them already dead,

631
00:46:52,500 --> 00:46:56,329
two more dying hours later at a local hospital.

632
00:46:56,331 --> 00:46:59,697
On Friday, the lone survivor, a woman named Ngoc Lan Tran,

633
00:46:59,699 --> 00:47:03,096
was transferred to a hospital at Leisureland Estates in New Mexico,

634
00:47:03,098 --> 00:47:06,496
widely considered the country's top medical center for the small.

635
00:47:06,498 --> 00:47:09,630
Doctors were forced to amputate a portion of an infected leg,

636
00:47:09,632 --> 00:47:12,862
and today her condition is described as fair but stable.

637
00:47:12,864 --> 00:47:14,096
According to a statement

638
00:47:14,098 --> 00:47:15,996
from the Department of Homeland Security,

639
00:47:15,998 --> 00:47:17,262
Miss Tran claims to have been jailed

640
00:47:17,264 --> 00:47:19,795
for her political and environmental activism

641
00:47:19,797 --> 00:47:23,529
and was miniaturized against her will in a Vietnamese prison facility.

642
00:47:23,531 --> 00:47:26,460
If true, this would bolster claims by human rights groups

643
00:47:26,462 --> 00:47:28,962
that repressive governments around the world

644
00:47:28,964 --> 00:47:31,728
are forcibly downsizing political undesirables.

645
00:47:40,163 --> 00:47:43,230
So, do we need to review any of the terms of the settlement?

646
00:47:43,496 --> 00:47:44,826
No.

647
00:47:44,828 --> 00:47:46,628
It's all pretty clear.

648
00:47:46,630 --> 00:47:49,693
I really wish you'd taken her first offer.

649
00:47:49,695 --> 00:47:50,994
I know.

650
00:47:50,996 --> 00:47:53,626
All right, well, if you could just step back a little.

651
00:47:53,628 --> 00:47:55,061
Don't want you to get hurt.

652
00:48:12,895 --> 00:48:14,092
Um...

653
00:48:14,094 --> 00:48:15,962
As large as you can, please.

654
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:23,560
Nice weather down here.

655
00:48:24,694 --> 00:48:26,694
Turned real cold back in Omaha.

656
00:48:27,295 --> 00:48:28,427
Uh-huh.

657
00:48:28,860 --> 00:48:30,326
Wind chill.

658
00:49:16,025 --> 00:49:17,224
Hey, Paul.

659
00:49:17,226 --> 00:49:18,623
Thanks, man.
You were right.

660
00:49:18,625 --> 00:49:20,623
Raising my monitor really did the trick.

661
00:49:20,625 --> 00:49:23,255
My neck feels better, there's no more tingling in my arm.

662
00:49:23,257 --> 00:49:24,556
I would have never made the connection.

663
00:49:24,558 --> 00:49:26,756
That's great.
I'm really glad I could help.

664
00:49:30,590 --> 00:49:33,023
Thank you for calling Lands' End.
My name is Paul.

665
00:49:33,025 --> 00:49:34,724
How can I help you today?

666
00:49:57,623 --> 00:49:59,056
Ciao, bello!

667
00:49:59,790 --> 00:50:01,188
Hi, Carol.

668
00:50:14,688 --> 00:50:15,688
Hey, pal.

669
00:50:16,621 --> 00:50:18,887
Why the long face, huh?

670
00:50:18,889 --> 00:50:21,222
Look around you, buddy.
Life is good!

671
00:50:22,188 --> 00:50:24,387
I made a mistake, Dave.

672
00:50:24,389 --> 00:50:25,887
Biggest mistake of my life.

673
00:50:25,889 --> 00:50:27,654
I should've stayed where I was.

674
00:50:27,656 --> 00:50:28,688
Hey, hey, hey.

675
00:50:28,690 --> 00:50:30,753
Look, I know divorce can put a pretty big dent

676
00:50:30,755 --> 00:50:32,052
in anyone's self-esteem.

677
00:50:32,054 --> 00:50:34,786
And what Audrey did to you was beyond the pale.

678
00:50:34,788 --> 00:50:36,119
I mean, I hate her.

679
00:50:36,121 --> 00:50:37,451
I barely know her.

680
00:50:37,453 --> 00:50:39,920
You may not hate her, but I hate her guts.

681
00:50:39,922 --> 00:50:42,853
You? You just got to get back in the saddle, that's all.

682
00:50:42,855 --> 00:50:44,320
Yeah, maybe someday.

683
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:47,018
If you want my advice,

684
00:50:47,020 --> 00:50:49,286
single moms is the way to go.

685
00:50:49,288 --> 00:50:51,119
They got the whole kid thing out of their system,

686
00:50:51,121 --> 00:50:52,784
and they just want to party.

687
00:50:52,786 --> 00:50:54,018
No, that's okay.

688
00:50:54,020 --> 00:50:55,385
And if you don't want an emotional connection,

689
00:50:55,387 --> 00:50:57,351
which is understandable, you can just...

690
00:50:57,353 --> 00:50:59,251
Well, we have all sorts of ways you can have a good time

691
00:50:59,253 --> 00:51:01,684
down here, no strings attached.

692
00:51:01,686 --> 00:51:02,951
Just put it on the old credit card.

693
00:51:02,953 --> 00:51:04,518
No, I'm good. Really.

694
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:05,418
Okay, yeah.

695
00:51:05,420 --> 00:51:08,117
In fact, I started seeing someone.

696
00:51:08,119 --> 00:51:09,751
Oh, yeah?

697
00:51:09,753 --> 00:51:11,352
Single mom, actually.

698
00:51:11,819 --> 00:51:12,884
Mmm-hmm.

699
00:51:12,886 --> 00:51:14,951
Now we're talking!
Good for you.

700
00:51:22,884 --> 00:51:24,884
Paul, this is so good.

701
00:51:24,886 --> 00:51:26,085
Thanks.

702
00:51:28,119 --> 00:51:29,483
The recipe called for chervil,

703
00:51:29,485 --> 00:51:31,949
but you can't get chervil here yet.

704
00:51:31,951 --> 00:51:33,584
- So I used dill.
- Mmm.

705
00:51:35,052 --> 00:51:37,585
Well, whatever it is, it's super yummy.

706
00:51:39,052 --> 00:51:41,150
It's the little things, you know?

707
00:51:41,152 --> 00:51:44,516
I mean, except for there being no birds or insects,

708
00:51:44,518 --> 00:51:45,949
you'd think we're in the normal world.

709
00:51:45,951 --> 00:51:48,916
And then something happens, and you realize we're not.

710
00:51:48,918 --> 00:51:51,983
Not that substituting dill for chervil is that big a thing,

711
00:51:51,985 --> 00:51:53,514
but you know what I mean.

712
00:51:53,516 --> 00:51:57,782
Like last month, my parents came down to visit Jonah and me.

713
00:51:57,784 --> 00:52:01,014
- Mmm-hmm.
- And it's this whole production with the carrying boxes

714
00:52:01,016 --> 00:52:02,581
and, of course, Jonah gets freaked out

715
00:52:02,583 --> 00:52:05,782
- by Grandma and Grandpa being so huge and scary.
- Mmm.

716
00:52:05,784 --> 00:52:08,215
One night they took us out for dinner at Fleming's.

717
00:52:08,217 --> 00:52:09,780
- You know, real nice.
- Mmm-hmm.

718
00:52:09,782 --> 00:52:15,248
And Jonah and I are sitting on the table in those special seats,

719
00:52:15,250 --> 00:52:17,780
and the big people wouldn't stop staring at us.

720
00:52:17,782 --> 00:52:20,581
Plus, the restaurant brags about how small people are welcome,

721
00:52:20,583 --> 00:52:22,648
then they charge a huge minimum!

722
00:52:22,650 --> 00:52:24,146
They should charge big people extra.

723
00:52:24,148 --> 00:52:25,780
They're the ones dragging down the world.

724
00:52:25,782 --> 00:52:28,648
I know. Big people look at us like we're freaks.

725
00:52:28,650 --> 00:52:30,380
They're the freaks!

726
00:52:30,382 --> 00:52:32,746
Oh, did you hear about all that gas being released

727
00:52:32,748 --> 00:52:34,547
in Antarctica from the ice?

728
00:52:34,549 --> 00:52:35,880
The methane?

729
00:52:35,882 --> 00:52:38,346
I haven't really been following the news that much lately.

730
00:52:38,348 --> 00:52:39,880
Apparently, it's a big deal.

731
00:52:39,882 --> 00:52:42,114
Scientists are saying the more the ice melts,

732
00:52:42,116 --> 00:52:43,181
the more methane comes out,

733
00:52:43,183 --> 00:52:45,313
making more ice melt.

734
00:52:45,315 --> 00:52:47,878
Apparently, we're already way beyond the tipping...

735
00:52:51,248 --> 00:52:53,246
It's my upstairs neighbor.

736
00:52:53,248 --> 00:52:54,411
It's the strangest thing.

737
00:52:54,413 --> 00:52:56,112
There wasn't a peep for months.

738
00:52:56,114 --> 00:52:57,480
I don't even think he was here.

739
00:52:57,482 --> 00:53:01,112
And then suddenly it's party, party, party.

740
00:53:01,114 --> 00:53:03,446
I had to call security the other night.

741
00:53:11,079 --> 00:53:12,413
Dusan!

742
00:53:13,748 --> 00:53:15,214
Hey, Dusan!

743
00:53:15,947 --> 00:53:17,645
Dusan!

744
00:53:17,647 --> 00:53:18,510
Yes?

745
00:53:18,512 --> 00:53:19,945
You mind turning down the music?

746
00:53:19,947 --> 00:53:23,012
I'm trying to have a quiet evening down here.

747
00:53:25,746 --> 00:53:28,645
- Hello, my friend.
- Hello, Dusan.

748
00:53:29,246 --> 00:53:30,779
May I come in?

749
00:53:31,647 --> 00:53:32,647
Certainly.

750
00:53:36,779 --> 00:53:39,443
So, listen, Pete...

751
00:53:39,445 --> 00:53:40,578
Paul.

752
00:53:41,378 --> 00:53:44,010
- Paul. And Kristen.
- Paul.

753
00:53:44,012 --> 00:53:45,943
- Ah. Hello, Kristen.
- Hi.

754
00:53:45,945 --> 00:53:49,744
I'm sorry I'm disturbing your nice little dinner.

755
00:53:50,645 --> 00:53:52,010
Listen...

756
00:53:52,012 --> 00:53:54,409
As I was saying, Paul,

757
00:53:54,411 --> 00:53:56,342
I'm having one more, you know,

758
00:53:56,344 --> 00:53:58,210
little party at my place tonight.

759
00:53:58,212 --> 00:54:00,177
Not big like last time.
Very small.

760
00:54:00,179 --> 00:54:02,878
Just a few close friends.

761
00:54:03,545 --> 00:54:04,545
No!

762
00:54:05,143 --> 00:54:07,076
Is that a rose?

763
00:54:07,078 --> 00:54:09,244
- Yeah.
- A real rose?

764
00:54:10,378 --> 00:54:12,909
Where'd you get a real rose?

765
00:54:12,911 --> 00:54:16,310
It's a new store.
Full-Sized Flower Mart.

766
00:54:17,210 --> 00:54:19,074
How much they charge you for this?

767
00:54:19,076 --> 00:54:21,743
Dusan! Dusan!

768
00:54:36,677 --> 00:54:37,809
Anyway,

769
00:54:38,409 --> 00:54:40,141
as I was saying,

770
00:54:40,143 --> 00:54:42,340
Paul, if tonight noise disturbs you,

771
00:54:42,342 --> 00:54:43,806
just come upstairs, talk to me.

772
00:54:43,808 --> 00:54:45,806
Don't make big show like last time,

773
00:54:45,808 --> 00:54:47,706
yelling like crazy man.

774
00:54:47,708 --> 00:54:50,273
We're neighbors.
Neighbors are friends.

775
00:54:50,275 --> 00:54:53,007
What's better even, come to the party.

776
00:54:53,009 --> 00:54:54,606
Thanks, but like I said,

777
00:54:54,608 --> 00:54:57,605
we just want to have a quiet dinner.

778
00:54:57,607 --> 00:55:00,073
Just try to keep it down, okay?

779
00:55:01,141 --> 00:55:03,273
Yes, darling. Of course.

780
00:55:11,009 --> 00:55:13,539
Thanks for a really nice time.

781
00:55:13,541 --> 00:55:15,105
Plus the cooking and all.

782
00:55:15,107 --> 00:55:17,806
Sorry I have to leave so early, but, you know, the sitter.

783
00:55:17,808 --> 00:55:20,474
Yeah! Yeah, no, I...

784
00:55:25,708 --> 00:55:27,405
Up one floor.

785
00:55:27,407 --> 00:55:28,572
Yeah, one more.

786
00:55:28,574 --> 00:55:29,873
Gracias. Gracias.

787
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:36,838
Anyway, uh...

788
00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:39,973
I was hoping Sunday we could bring Jonah.

789
00:55:40,574 --> 00:55:42,771
I'd love to meet him.

790
00:55:42,773 --> 00:55:44,039
Yeah. Maybe.

791
00:56:00,339 --> 00:56:02,538
- Is something wrong?
- No.

792
00:56:03,672 --> 00:56:05,904
You're a wonderful guy, Paul,

793
00:56:05,906 --> 00:56:08,772
and I really enjoy hanging out with you.

794
00:56:09,804 --> 00:56:10,802
Uh-huh.

795
00:56:10,804 --> 00:56:13,668
But if I'm honest about how I'm feeling,

796
00:56:13,670 --> 00:56:15,936
it might be too soon for me.

797
00:56:15,938 --> 00:56:17,270
It's fine, I get it.

798
00:56:17,272 --> 00:56:18,837
- No...
- I get it. No, it's fine.

799
00:56:18,839 --> 00:56:22,036
I just mean if we're bringing Jonah into it.

800
00:56:22,038 --> 00:56:23,768
Have a nice night.

801
00:56:23,770 --> 00:56:24,770
No, uh...

802
00:56:25,237 --> 00:56:26,503
Paul!

803
00:56:50,869 --> 00:56:52,135
A rose!

804
00:57:11,936 --> 00:57:12,936
Paul!

805
00:57:14,868 --> 00:57:16,534
You come!

806
00:57:16,536 --> 00:57:18,534
And you bring the rose.

807
00:57:18,536 --> 00:57:20,534
As a peace offering.

808
00:57:21,203 --> 00:57:22,599
Oh! Look, everyone!

809
00:57:22,601 --> 00:57:26,099
This is Paul, my neighbor, and look at what he brings me.

810
00:57:26,101 --> 00:57:27,600
A real fucking rose!

811
00:57:29,067 --> 00:57:31,833
Do you think any of these other ungrateful sons of bitches

812
00:57:31,835 --> 00:57:33,933
think to bring something to Dusan?

813
00:57:33,935 --> 00:57:36,900
No. You're the only one.
I like you.

814
00:57:37,967 --> 00:57:40,632
Look, I know I said it's only a little party,

815
00:57:40,634 --> 00:57:44,297
but I make two, three phone calls to very close friends, look what happens.

816
00:57:44,299 --> 00:57:45,965
Everybody comes!

817
00:57:45,967 --> 00:57:50,266
There's nothing else to do in this fucking city after 10:00.

818
00:57:50,268 --> 00:57:53,063
Now, this I do not understand.

819
00:57:53,065 --> 00:57:56,465
It's not as if so many people have work in the morning.

820
00:57:56,467 --> 00:57:59,299
This is the worst trait about small people.

821
00:57:59,301 --> 00:58:00,596
They're lazy.

822
00:58:00,598 --> 00:58:03,264
Not all. Not all. But lazy.

823
00:58:03,266 --> 00:58:06,799
Like this lazy son of a bitch.

824
00:58:07,165 --> 00:58:08,764
Konrad.

825
00:58:08,766 --> 00:58:10,697
What's that you're saying about me?

826
00:58:10,699 --> 00:58:12,431
What lies are you telling?

827
00:58:12,433 --> 00:58:15,030
Just that in small world no one wants to work!

828
00:58:15,032 --> 00:58:16,297
What did you expect?

829
00:58:16,299 --> 00:58:19,329
That's the wonderful thing about becoming small.

830
00:58:19,331 --> 00:58:21,130
Because you're immediately rich.

831
00:58:21,132 --> 00:58:25,531
Unless you're very poor.
Then you're just small.

832
00:58:26,266 --> 00:58:28,764
- Konrad is sea captain.
- Oh.

833
00:58:28,766 --> 00:58:31,499
Never more than ten meters away from his boat.

834
00:58:32,398 --> 00:58:34,264
I do like my boat.

835
00:58:35,797 --> 00:58:39,695
There she is.
Sonja, my beauty.

836
00:58:39,697 --> 00:58:43,663
You see, I'm from many generations,

837
00:58:43,665 --> 00:58:45,862
all the way back to my grandfathers,

838
00:58:45,864 --> 00:58:47,797
my father, all sea captains.

839
00:58:49,031 --> 00:58:51,862
So, what brings you to Leisureland?

840
00:58:51,864 --> 00:58:52,760
Dusan.

841
00:58:52,762 --> 00:58:55,628
He even convinced me to become small.

842
00:58:55,630 --> 00:58:59,494
Mostly for the women and the parties.

843
00:58:59,496 --> 00:59:00,860
And, frankly,

844
00:59:00,862 --> 00:59:03,262
my wife had all the money.

845
00:59:03,264 --> 00:59:06,960
And after she left, things became a bit tricky.

846
00:59:06,962 --> 00:59:08,393
I can relate.

847
00:59:08,395 --> 00:59:12,793
It's quite wonderful to be small, don't you think?

848
00:59:12,795 --> 00:59:15,628
I'd say it has its pluses and minuses.

849
00:59:15,630 --> 00:59:18,293
Next week I'll be in the Seychelles.

850
00:59:18,295 --> 00:59:19,793
And two weeks after that,

851
00:59:19,795 --> 00:59:23,626
I'll be sailing with friends for a month on Lake Titicaca.

852
00:59:23,628 --> 00:59:27,027
Can you believe I've never been to Lake Titicaca?

853
00:59:27,029 --> 00:59:29,494
And how does the boat get from place to place?

854
00:59:29,496 --> 00:59:31,360
I mean, you can't sail it.

855
00:59:31,362 --> 00:59:33,826
FedEx, my dear boy.

856
00:59:33,828 --> 00:59:37,059
Sonja travels faster than I do!

857
00:59:56,293 --> 00:59:58,958
How'd you get a tiny harpsichord down here?

858
00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:00,992
I didn't.
I had to have it made.

859
01:00:00,994 --> 01:00:02,027
Wow.

860
01:00:08,161 --> 01:00:09,558
Who is that?

861
01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:11,491
- Who's that?
- Yeah.

862
01:00:11,493 --> 01:00:13,358
That's Little Ronni.

863
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:14,625
That's Little Ronni?

864
01:00:14,627 --> 01:00:17,023
The first small baby ever born, back in Norway.

865
01:00:17,025 --> 01:00:19,757
Holy shit, that's Little Ronni!

866
01:00:19,759 --> 01:00:21,692
Yeah. You should go talk to him.

867
01:00:26,491 --> 01:00:29,358
Sorry, uh... Sorry, excuse me.

868
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:31,757
Is it true you're Little Ronni?

869
01:00:31,759 --> 01:00:33,724
Well, maybe not so little anymore,

870
01:00:33,726 --> 01:00:35,224
but, yeah, that's me.

871
01:00:35,826 --> 01:00:37,056
Wow!

872
01:00:37,058 --> 01:00:39,655
- Would it be cool to get a selfie?
- Yeah, man. Get in here.

873
01:00:39,657 --> 01:00:40,722
Awesome. Thank you so much.

874
01:00:40,724 --> 01:00:43,023
I really appreciate it.
Thank you.

875
01:00:43,592 --> 01:00:45,389
Wow.

876
01:01:32,257 --> 01:01:34,123
Thank you, so are you.

877
01:01:46,255 --> 01:01:47,754
What is that?

878
01:01:53,822 --> 01:01:56,421
No, I need to know.
I have allergies.

879
01:02:00,788 --> 01:02:02,420
Wait! Wait.

880
01:02:05,522 --> 01:02:06,786
Okay.

881
01:03:26,051 --> 01:03:28,384
I'm gonna take off my shoes.

882
01:04:20,482 --> 01:04:22,348
Having fun?

883
01:05:00,145 --> 01:05:04,011
Enough with the fucking doorbell.

884
01:05:05,612 --> 01:05:06,942
Good morning, Mr. Dusan.

885
01:05:06,944 --> 01:05:09,011
We come clean for you.

886
01:05:29,944 --> 01:05:33,208
So you had fun last night, yeah?

887
01:05:33,210 --> 01:05:34,842
You didn't know you were so lucky

888
01:05:34,844 --> 01:05:37,474
to have exciting neighbors such as me.

889
01:05:37,476 --> 01:05:39,742
Well, I've never been to a party like that.

890
01:05:39,744 --> 01:05:41,742
There were so many Europeans.

891
01:05:41,744 --> 01:05:45,574
Did you know Little Ronni was here? I mean, he is historic!

892
01:05:45,576 --> 01:05:47,242
And boring.

893
01:05:47,244 --> 01:05:48,876
Good-looking dumb Norwegian guy

894
01:05:48,878 --> 01:05:51,509
goes around the world having sex with everyone.

895
01:05:51,511 --> 01:05:53,641
Women, men, hermaphrodites,

896
01:05:53,643 --> 01:05:56,041
dogs, goats, monkeys.

897
01:05:56,043 --> 01:05:58,775
He'll be the first small baby to die of syphilis.

898
01:05:58,777 --> 01:06:01,940
But, yeah, okay, historic.

899
01:06:01,942 --> 01:06:03,241
Well, apparently, he still lives

900
01:06:03,243 --> 01:06:05,340
in the original colony, you know, over in Norway.

901
01:06:05,342 --> 01:06:07,141
I've always wanted to see that.

902
01:06:07,143 --> 01:06:08,608
It's all right.

903
01:06:09,543 --> 01:06:11,039
You've been there?

904
01:06:11,041 --> 01:06:13,708
Yeah. I go once or twice a year.

905
01:06:13,710 --> 01:06:16,507
Konrad, too.
We make business there.

906
01:06:16,509 --> 01:06:18,007
Very good business.

907
01:06:18,009 --> 01:06:19,440
Must be something to see.

908
01:06:19,442 --> 01:06:21,773
You know you can't even get pictures of it online?

909
01:06:21,775 --> 01:06:27,440
Yes, my friend.
The world is filled with things to see.

910
01:06:27,442 --> 01:06:29,806
I don't know you, Paul, but I like you.

911
01:06:29,808 --> 01:06:31,005
I like you very much.

912
01:06:31,007 --> 01:06:32,706
And my advice is,

913
01:06:32,708 --> 01:06:37,907
get out of this disgusting little fucking apartment and open your eyes.

914
01:06:37,909 --> 01:06:39,873
Don't be so American.

915
01:06:39,875 --> 01:06:41,206
You're nice guy, Paul.

916
01:06:41,208 --> 01:06:43,838
But you're a little bit pathetic guy.

917
01:06:43,840 --> 01:06:45,938
Last night you dance, you laugh,

918
01:06:45,940 --> 01:06:48,306
but inside you cry.

919
01:06:49,974 --> 01:06:52,107
Who are you to talk to me that way?

920
01:06:53,241 --> 01:06:55,239
I'm Dusan Mirkovic, your neighbor.

921
01:06:55,241 --> 01:06:56,637
Neighbors are friends.

922
01:06:56,639 --> 01:06:59,304
Friends tell friends the truth.

923
01:06:59,306 --> 01:07:02,103
Okay, maybe sometimes I'm a little bit asshole,

924
01:07:02,105 --> 01:07:04,038
but the world needs assholes.

925
01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:06,273
Otherwise where would shit go out?

926
01:07:07,672 --> 01:07:09,404
Dusan, bye.

927
01:07:09,406 --> 01:07:11,005
Thank you.

928
01:07:16,141 --> 01:07:18,936
When I think of big people becoming small,

929
01:07:18,938 --> 01:07:20,536
all the new small cities in the world,

930
01:07:20,538 --> 01:07:22,637
I see opportunity.

931
01:07:22,639 --> 01:07:24,969
I ask myself, "Dusan,

932
01:07:24,971 --> 01:07:27,904
"why do people, they want to become small?"

933
01:07:27,906 --> 01:07:30,436
To help the environment?
Please!

934
01:07:30,438 --> 01:07:32,869
They become small to have the things

935
01:07:32,871 --> 01:07:34,702
which until now were only for the rich.

936
01:07:34,704 --> 01:07:38,202
Which, by the way, is the genius of the concept.

937
01:07:38,204 --> 01:07:40,936
So I say to my brother, Srdan...

938
01:07:40,938 --> 01:07:42,735
I work with my brother.

939
01:07:42,737 --> 01:07:44,070
He's still big.

940
01:07:44,072 --> 01:07:46,337
My wife, too, by the way.

941
01:07:46,339 --> 01:07:50,268
I say, "Why not bring very special items,

942
01:07:50,270 --> 01:07:53,402
"luxury items, to the small consumer?"

943
01:07:53,404 --> 01:07:56,603
The things that nobody else is thinking to bring.

944
01:07:57,438 --> 01:07:58,735
Such as?

945
01:07:58,737 --> 01:08:04,201
Well, Cohiba Esplendido. Cuba.
Best cigar in the world.

946
01:08:04,203 --> 01:08:06,534
How much you pay for this when you're big?

947
01:08:06,536 --> 01:08:08,436
45, 50 dollars?

948
01:08:08,438 --> 01:08:12,668
When you're small, I sell you this cigar for one dollar.

949
01:08:12,670 --> 01:08:17,199
And from this one Cohiba, we make about 2,000 cigars.

950
01:08:17,201 --> 01:08:20,466
Okay, maybe they're not actually made in Cuba.

951
01:08:20,468 --> 01:08:22,766
Maybe they're rolled by little Albanians

952
01:08:22,768 --> 01:08:24,933
in Bujanovac, but who cares?

953
01:08:24,935 --> 01:08:26,801
And this is just one thing.

954
01:08:26,803 --> 01:08:29,466
There's perfume and cologne,

955
01:08:29,468 --> 01:08:33,765
brandy, port, Calvados, truffles, caviar.

956
01:08:33,767 --> 01:08:35,435
Is all that legal?

957
01:08:36,002 --> 01:08:39,333
Baby, this is Wild West.

958
01:08:39,335 --> 01:08:40,600
Who has time chasing after

959
01:08:40,602 --> 01:08:43,565
some fucking Serbian guy five inches tall

960
01:08:43,567 --> 01:08:46,466
over a few cigars and some wine?

961
01:08:46,468 --> 01:08:50,099
My brother and I are now in seven small cities

962
01:08:50,101 --> 01:08:52,666
around the world. Seven!

963
01:08:53,134 --> 01:08:55,199
Paul, listen.

964
01:08:55,201 --> 01:08:56,799
Anything you want, I can get for you.

965
01:08:56,801 --> 01:08:58,065
Anything, anytime.

966
01:08:58,067 --> 01:08:59,534
Excuse me a minute.

967
01:09:13,733 --> 01:09:14,733
Hello.

968
01:09:17,901 --> 01:09:19,634
Can I talk to you for a minute?

969
01:09:23,032 --> 01:09:25,766
"Na-pro-sien."
What this do?

970
01:09:33,531 --> 01:09:36,997
Naproxen. It's an anti-inflammatory.

971
01:09:36,999 --> 01:09:39,898
- It's for pain and swelling.
- Ah.

972
01:09:43,865 --> 01:09:47,131
And this one?
What this one do?

973
01:09:47,133 --> 01:09:50,729
Well, Vicodin.
That's also a painkiller.

974
01:09:50,731 --> 01:09:53,430
But you want to be really careful with that one.

975
01:09:53,432 --> 01:09:55,497
Painkiller? Painkiller good.

976
01:09:55,499 --> 01:09:58,828
Listen. This is not my apartment,

977
01:09:58,830 --> 01:10:01,028
and I'm sure you're probably in a lot of pain,

978
01:10:01,030 --> 01:10:03,563
but you shouldn't steal pills.

979
01:10:03,565 --> 01:10:05,162
I no steal.

980
01:10:05,164 --> 01:10:06,528
They too old, no good.

981
01:10:06,530 --> 01:10:09,863
Mr. Dusan, he say me okay I take away thing.

982
01:10:09,865 --> 01:10:11,864
Pill for sick friend.

983
01:10:19,330 --> 01:10:22,396
Okay. I finish now.
Bathroom clean.

984
01:10:25,297 --> 01:10:27,560
Well, whatever's wrong with your "friend,"

985
01:10:27,562 --> 01:10:30,494
I can see that you have a really, really bad prosthetic foot.

986
01:10:30,496 --> 01:10:33,229
I'm sure it's causing you pain in your right hip and knee,

987
01:10:33,231 --> 01:10:36,494
probably your other knee, your lower back.

988
01:10:36,496 --> 01:10:40,027
How you know these thing?
You a doctor?

989
01:10:40,029 --> 01:10:41,629
Occupational therapist.

990
01:10:43,294 --> 01:10:45,860
Wait a minute. I know you.

991
01:10:47,163 --> 01:10:48,827
You're the... Oh, my God!

992
01:10:48,829 --> 01:10:50,960
You're that woman from a couple years ago,

993
01:10:50,962 --> 01:10:52,159
the dissident,

994
01:10:52,161 --> 01:10:55,460
from Thailand or something?
What's your name?

995
01:10:55,462 --> 01:10:57,693
Tran Ngoc Lan. Vietnam.

996
01:10:57,695 --> 01:11:01,359
Tran Ngoc Lan from Vietnam.
Yes, that's right!

997
01:11:01,361 --> 01:11:04,992
And I remember that you lost your leg below the knee.

998
01:11:04,994 --> 01:11:06,759
That's... that's you.

999
01:11:06,995 --> 01:11:07,995
Wow.

1000
01:11:11,928 --> 01:11:13,158
Dusan...

1001
01:11:13,160 --> 01:11:15,559
Hey, do you know who this is here?

1002
01:11:15,561 --> 01:11:17,826
Of course. The famous Ngoc Lan Tran.

1003
01:11:17,828 --> 01:11:19,893
Dramatic escape from Vietnamese prison,

1004
01:11:19,895 --> 01:11:23,227
almost died so now she can clean my house.

1005
01:11:24,026 --> 01:11:27,259
America. Big land of opportunity!

1006
01:11:32,759 --> 01:11:34,891
Push up. Push again.
Push, push, push.

1007
01:11:34,893 --> 01:11:37,890
Okay, that's it.
Now take your heel back towards you.

1008
01:11:37,892 --> 01:11:39,725
Even harder if you can.

1009
01:11:39,727 --> 01:11:40,826
Even... Yeah.

1010
01:11:41,227 --> 01:11:42,358
Yeah.

1011
01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:44,356
Put your hand right here.

1012
01:11:44,358 --> 01:11:45,424
Feel that, okay?

1013
01:11:45,426 --> 01:11:46,823
Feel that crunching?
You hear it?

1014
01:11:46,825 --> 01:11:50,957
That's arthritis.
That's already pretty bad.

1015
01:11:50,959 --> 01:11:52,289
Paul?

1016
01:11:52,291 --> 01:11:53,858
You're full of surprises.

1017
01:11:53,860 --> 01:11:57,424
You can do this, but you work shit job answering phones?

1018
01:11:57,426 --> 01:11:59,356
When I moved down here, I didn't think I'd be working,

1019
01:11:59,358 --> 01:12:00,756
so I let my license expire,

1020
01:12:00,758 --> 01:12:03,556
and now I'd have to get it in a whole other state.

1021
01:12:03,558 --> 01:12:04,857
It's a boring story.

1022
01:12:07,458 --> 01:12:08,989
I hate to say it,

1023
01:12:08,991 --> 01:12:10,489
but if you don't do something pretty soon,

1024
01:12:10,491 --> 01:12:12,189
you're going to need a new knee.

1025
01:12:12,191 --> 01:12:13,822
Maybe even a new hip.

1026
01:12:13,824 --> 01:12:16,189
You've got to go to a specialist as soon as you can

1027
01:12:16,191 --> 01:12:17,389
and get a whole new foot.

1028
01:12:17,391 --> 01:12:18,722
In the meantime,

1029
01:12:18,724 --> 01:12:21,090
I could make some adjustments on the existing prosthetic

1030
01:12:21,092 --> 01:12:23,755
and maybe give you some pointers on how to walk better.

1031
01:12:23,757 --> 01:12:26,889
I just hate to see you needlessly suffer after all you've been through.

1032
01:12:26,891 --> 01:12:29,689
Okay. I finish work, you come with me.

1033
01:12:29,691 --> 01:12:32,354
No, I could get my tools.
I can do it right here.

1034
01:12:32,356 --> 01:12:35,689
No. I say you before.
My friend sick, need pill.

1035
01:12:35,691 --> 01:12:38,354
You come with me my house, help her.

1036
01:12:38,356 --> 01:12:40,255
You help her.

1037
01:12:40,257 --> 01:12:42,055
I don't think I was clear.

1038
01:12:42,057 --> 01:12:44,753
I can help you with this, but I'm not a doctor,

1039
01:12:44,755 --> 01:12:46,453
so your friend, whatever's wrong with her,

1040
01:12:46,455 --> 01:12:48,387
she's got to go to a clinic or a hospital.

1041
01:12:48,389 --> 01:12:49,555
No! Clinic no good.

1042
01:12:49,557 --> 01:12:51,521
I bring her clinic, wait too long time.

1043
01:12:51,523 --> 01:12:54,887
Stupid doctor say no help for her. No do nothing!

1044
01:12:54,889 --> 01:12:59,154
He no good stupid doctor in big world, now he small.

1045
01:12:59,156 --> 01:13:01,287
You come with me.

1046
01:13:01,289 --> 01:13:03,022
You come with me now.

1047
01:13:03,690 --> 01:13:04,789
Uh...

1048
01:13:06,956 --> 01:13:08,022
Come.

1049
01:13:25,754 --> 01:13:28,721
- You live near here?
- No, still far.

1050
01:13:30,020 --> 01:13:32,020
Maybe we should grab a car.

1051
01:13:32,888 --> 01:13:35,021
No need car. Take bus.

1052
01:13:47,687 --> 01:13:49,685
If you don't mind my asking,

1053
01:13:49,687 --> 01:13:51,652
you were so famous a couple years ago.

1054
01:13:51,654 --> 01:13:53,717
I mean, everybody was talking about you.

1055
01:13:53,719 --> 01:13:55,685
I just would've thought you would be

1056
01:13:55,687 --> 01:13:58,217
giving speeches or writing books.

1057
01:13:58,219 --> 01:14:00,884
How'd you wind up cleaning houses?

1058
01:14:00,886 --> 01:14:02,817
Need money for live.

1059
01:14:02,819 --> 01:14:05,751
After TV box, I stay hospital so long time.

1060
01:14:05,753 --> 01:14:06,917
Almost die.

1061
01:14:06,919 --> 01:14:09,817
Then three host family.
But too much problem.

1062
01:14:09,819 --> 01:14:11,617
Leisureland people too selfish.

1063
01:14:11,619 --> 01:14:13,451
Better I live only me, work job,

1064
01:14:13,453 --> 01:14:15,085
make money. Easy.

1065
01:15:36,048 --> 01:15:38,514
Hey! You! Come!

1066
01:15:39,115 --> 01:15:40,181
Come!

1067
01:16:43,411 --> 01:16:44,710
You!

1068
01:16:44,712 --> 01:16:47,645
Come on! No time for baby dream.

1069
01:16:50,044 --> 01:16:52,310
May I ask how high we're going?

1070
01:16:52,312 --> 01:16:54,310
- Seven floor.
- Seven?

1071
01:16:54,312 --> 01:16:57,578
- Can we use the elevator?
- No elevator.

1072
01:17:26,508 --> 01:17:27,974
Take the shoe.

1073
01:17:33,709 --> 01:17:35,275
Hola, Gladys.

1074
01:17:39,608 --> 01:17:42,140
This lady Gladys.
Gladys my friend.

1075
01:17:42,142 --> 01:17:43,539
She very sick.

1076
01:17:43,541 --> 01:17:45,439
Gladys, how you feel?

1077
01:17:45,441 --> 01:17:48,106
Como estas? Como estas?

1078
01:17:48,108 --> 01:17:49,639
I bring food for you.

1079
01:17:49,641 --> 01:17:52,905
I bring doctor.
This man doctor.

1080
01:17:57,874 --> 01:18:00,573
This lady Gladys alone.
No have nobody.

1081
01:18:00,575 --> 01:18:02,840
Husband die Mexico when they make small.

1082
01:18:02,842 --> 01:18:05,338
Stupid people forget take the gold from the teeth.

1083
01:18:05,340 --> 01:18:06,573
Head explode.

1084
01:18:06,575 --> 01:18:09,439
- What?
- Husband head explode.

1085
01:18:09,441 --> 01:18:12,505
Head explode! From teeth.

1086
01:18:12,507 --> 01:18:14,270
She come alone, no money.

1087
01:18:14,272 --> 01:18:17,072
I meet her, she housekeeper first host family.

1088
01:18:17,074 --> 01:18:20,637
Rich Leisureland people.
Now she sick, no more work.

1089
01:18:20,639 --> 01:18:22,373
Okay, you take care for her.

1090
01:18:26,373 --> 01:18:28,171
I can't do anything for her.

1091
01:18:28,173 --> 01:18:31,770
That woman is really sick.
It looks like she might die!

1092
01:18:31,772 --> 01:18:33,637
Oh, yeah, she die soon.

1093
01:18:33,639 --> 01:18:36,237
Cancer.
Cancer all over stomach.

1094
01:18:36,239 --> 01:18:39,972
I be with her she die.
Most bad thing die alone.

1095
01:18:57,673 --> 01:18:59,806
Come on. Be like doctor.

1096
01:19:02,405 --> 01:19:04,138
Make her feel good.

1097
01:19:08,004 --> 01:19:09,703
Hola, senora.

1098
01:19:19,472 --> 01:19:21,271
Which pill most good for her?

1099
01:19:21,937 --> 01:19:23,668
I have no idea.

1100
01:19:23,670 --> 01:19:25,668
But you know thing.

1101
01:19:25,670 --> 01:19:27,404
Which pill most strong?

1102
01:19:31,337 --> 01:19:33,202
Percocet.

1103
01:19:33,204 --> 01:19:36,501
Yes, Percocet.
Very good for pain.

1104
01:19:36,503 --> 01:19:39,169
How much? Two?
Four? Five? How much?

1105
01:19:40,236 --> 01:19:41,868
Try two.

1106
01:19:41,870 --> 01:19:45,201
Two? This lady very sick.
Pill old.

1107
01:19:45,203 --> 01:19:46,468
We give four.

1108
01:19:53,335 --> 01:19:54,802
Gracias, doctor.

1109
01:19:57,736 --> 01:19:59,867
Have you tried to move her every couple hours,

1110
01:19:59,869 --> 01:20:01,935
so she doesn't get bedsores?

1111
01:20:03,069 --> 01:20:05,069
We should probably do that.

1112
01:20:06,834 --> 01:20:09,265
Go. There you go. Okay.

1113
01:20:09,267 --> 01:20:11,368
See? You know thing.

1114
01:20:18,801 --> 01:20:22,332
Thank you, Mr. Dusan friend.
You help Gladys good.

1115
01:20:22,334 --> 01:20:24,599
Okay. Well,

1116
01:20:24,601 --> 01:20:25,998
let's make those adjustments.

1117
01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:27,899
If you just want to slip off your foot.

1118
01:20:27,901 --> 01:20:29,765
No, no foot. I tired.

1119
01:20:29,767 --> 01:20:33,164
You go away.
I stay with Gladys, you go away now.

1120
01:20:33,166 --> 01:20:35,765
- Really? I mean...
- I tired. You go away.

1121
01:20:35,767 --> 01:20:36,933
Okay.

1122
01:20:36,935 --> 01:20:39,198
Some other time, I guess.

1123
01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:42,066
I just don't know when I'm gonna see you again.

1124
01:20:43,133 --> 01:20:45,796
Thursday.
You come Thursday, okay?

1125
01:20:45,798 --> 01:20:48,998
Thursday morning you come fix leg.
10.00.

1126
01:20:51,799 --> 01:20:53,799
Thursday at 10:00.

1127
01:20:58,798 --> 01:21:02,464
My name's Paul, by the way.
Paul Safranek.

1128
01:21:11,766 --> 01:21:13,463
Let's see...

1129
01:21:13,465 --> 01:21:15,796
The extra-large is available in

1130
01:21:15,798 --> 01:21:21,162
glacier, pebble, tulip, cayenne, moss and aubergine.

1131
01:21:21,164 --> 01:21:24,662
Cayenne?
Is that like red?

1132
01:21:24,664 --> 01:21:28,429
It's... It's a brownish red.
It's more like brick.

1133
01:21:28,431 --> 01:21:30,828
No, I don't like brick.

1134
01:21:30,830 --> 01:21:33,162
Do you think moss is pretty?

1135
01:21:33,164 --> 01:21:34,929
You know, I don't know, lady.

1136
01:21:34,931 --> 01:21:37,162
Why don't you just pick a color, please?

1137
01:21:37,164 --> 01:21:39,561
Don't be short with me!

1138
01:21:39,563 --> 01:21:41,694
What did you say?

1139
01:21:53,164 --> 01:21:54,164
Hi.

1140
01:21:56,230 --> 01:21:57,230
Shoe.

1141
01:22:00,696 --> 01:22:02,096
Where's Gladys?

1142
01:22:02,463 --> 01:22:03,894
Oh, she die.

1143
01:22:03,896 --> 01:22:05,327
No. Oh...

1144
01:22:05,329 --> 01:22:06,860
I'm so sorry.

1145
01:22:06,862 --> 01:22:09,194
I think maybe I give her too much pill.

1146
01:22:09,196 --> 01:22:12,062
Anyway, she die very happy, smiling.

1147
01:22:12,995 --> 01:22:15,495
- Okay, you fix foot now.
- What?

1148
01:22:19,428 --> 01:22:20,960
You do quick.

1149
01:22:20,962 --> 01:22:24,561
Must clean house soon, one hour.
You do quick.

1150
01:22:25,762 --> 01:22:27,228
Quick!

1151
01:22:33,294 --> 01:22:34,359
Oh.

1152
01:22:34,361 --> 01:22:35,826
Thank you, very nice.

1153
01:22:35,828 --> 01:22:38,827
You finish soon, okay?
I very busy.

1154
01:22:38,829 --> 01:22:40,294
I'm getting there.

1155
01:22:46,860 --> 01:22:49,125
I guess you like butterflies.

1156
01:22:50,861 --> 01:22:51,992
Butterflies?

1157
01:22:51,994 --> 01:22:54,724
Yes, I like very much.

1158
01:22:54,726 --> 01:22:56,690
When I little girl, my father,

1159
01:22:56,692 --> 01:22:59,824
he take me, my sister go see butterfly.

1160
01:22:59,826 --> 01:23:02,358
Near my village they live in the tree.

1161
01:23:02,759 --> 01:23:04,157
You know,

1162
01:23:04,159 --> 01:23:08,257
they fly cold place to hot place every year.

1163
01:23:08,259 --> 01:23:10,926
Stay tree, then go away, come back.

1164
01:23:12,892 --> 01:23:14,323
Migrating butterflies.

1165
01:23:14,325 --> 01:23:16,392
- Yes.
- That sounds beautiful.

1166
01:23:17,392 --> 01:23:19,590
How do you say "butterfly" in Vietnamese?

1167
01:23:30,058 --> 01:23:31,989
You miss your village?

1168
01:23:31,991 --> 01:23:33,655
No more village.

1169
01:23:33,657 --> 01:23:37,189
Government make the people go away, put water all over.

1170
01:23:37,191 --> 01:23:39,823
All over everywhere!
Too much water.

1171
01:23:39,825 --> 01:23:41,221
Too much water?

1172
01:23:41,223 --> 01:23:43,689
Big water for make electricity.

1173
01:23:43,691 --> 01:23:44,823
Oh, a dam.

1174
01:23:44,825 --> 01:23:47,290
Yes, dam. They make dam.

1175
01:23:47,856 --> 01:23:50,721
Many village no more.

1176
01:23:50,723 --> 01:23:52,922
That's why I go prison.

1177
01:23:52,924 --> 01:23:55,787
Me, my sister make protest.

1178
01:23:55,789 --> 01:23:57,956
- Big protest.
- Uh-huh.

1179
01:23:58,990 --> 01:24:01,124
Well, where's your sister now?

1180
01:24:02,523 --> 01:24:04,456
She die prison.

1181
01:24:09,722 --> 01:24:13,322
Too cold, chest fill up bad.
She die.

1182
01:24:27,655 --> 01:24:29,588
- What happened?
- Nothing.

1183
01:24:31,621 --> 01:24:33,121
Just give me a minute.

1184
01:24:33,123 --> 01:24:35,853
- What you do?
- No, nothing, nothing.

1185
01:24:35,855 --> 01:24:37,287
You stupid man!

1186
01:24:37,289 --> 01:24:39,686
You needed a new foot anyway.
We'll get you a good one.

1187
01:24:39,688 --> 01:24:41,118
Is that so hard to understand?

1188
01:24:41,120 --> 01:24:43,920
- Jesus!
- No say Jesus bad way.

1189
01:24:43,922 --> 01:24:45,886
Now I'm supposed to watch my language?

1190
01:24:45,888 --> 01:24:47,319
You're worse than my mother.

1191
01:24:47,321 --> 01:24:48,952
I feel sorry for your mother.

1192
01:24:48,954 --> 01:24:51,652
I sure she suffer too much for your fault.

1193
01:24:56,587 --> 01:24:58,418
Not do so fast!

1194
01:24:58,420 --> 01:25:01,820
Vacuum cleaner need time same direction clean good.

1195
01:25:11,852 --> 01:25:13,085
And you can take these.

1196
01:25:13,087 --> 01:25:16,585
These are samosas from a couple of days ago.

1197
01:25:16,587 --> 01:25:19,350
Thank you, yes.
I take all these.

1198
01:25:19,352 --> 01:25:21,783
Oh!
I think this is Saag Paneer.

1199
01:25:21,785 --> 01:25:23,718
It might be a little bit old.

1200
01:25:25,986 --> 01:25:27,384
Oh...

1201
01:25:27,386 --> 01:25:30,185
In prison we die for such food.

1202
01:25:33,553 --> 01:25:36,016
Okay. Not too many leftover entrees today,

1203
01:25:36,018 --> 01:25:37,685
but I threw in lots of baked potato soup.

1204
01:25:38,486 --> 01:25:39,917
Thank you, Roger.

1205
01:25:39,919 --> 01:25:41,751
There you go.

1206
01:25:41,753 --> 01:25:44,783
Hey, you finally got yourself a helper, huh, Ngoc Lan?

1207
01:25:44,785 --> 01:25:47,251
This Paul. He break my foot.

1208
01:25:49,186 --> 01:25:50,416
How'd you manage that, buddy?

1209
01:25:50,418 --> 01:25:51,981
It's a long story.
We're sorting it out.

1210
01:25:51,983 --> 01:25:53,882
He stupid!

1211
01:26:04,785 --> 01:26:07,247
Hola, Señor Cardenas.

1212
01:26:25,616 --> 01:26:28,383
Okay.
Over here. This way.

1213
01:26:36,816 --> 01:26:38,648
Oh, that looks really painful.

1214
01:26:43,949 --> 01:26:46,314
I bet that's ringworm,

1215
01:26:46,316 --> 01:26:47,747
which I don't know how to say in Spanish.

1216
01:26:47,749 --> 01:26:52,279
But ringworm is a fungus, so you want it dry.

1217
01:26:55,347 --> 01:26:57,380
And I'll see if I can pick something up

1218
01:26:57,382 --> 01:26:59,212
at the drugstore and bring it for him tomorrow.

1219
01:26:59,214 --> 01:27:00,746
Yes, you bring.

1220
01:27:05,014 --> 01:27:06,412
Okay, next. Let's go.

1221
01:27:07,713 --> 01:27:09,847
- Let's go!
- I'm coming.

1222
01:27:13,946 --> 01:27:15,078
Take care for him.

1223
01:27:15,080 --> 01:27:16,480
- See you next time.
- Gracias.

1224
01:27:18,280 --> 01:27:20,079
So that's it?
We go home now?

1225
01:27:20,081 --> 01:27:22,711
Now we go church pray Jesus.

1226
01:27:52,212 --> 01:27:54,944
You come back tomorrow, pick me up 8:00.

1227
01:27:54,946 --> 01:27:56,812
Yeah, okay, I'll be here.

1228
01:28:06,611 --> 01:28:08,176
Good morning, Mr. Dusan.

1229
01:28:08,178 --> 01:28:09,810
We come clean for you.

1230
01:28:30,310 --> 01:28:33,241
Answering telephones was not dignified enough for you.

1231
01:28:33,243 --> 01:28:35,809
Now you progress to cleaning toilets.

1232
01:28:35,811 --> 01:28:37,606
I love you, Paul.

1233
01:28:37,608 --> 01:28:40,873
I really love you.
You're such a funny guy.

1234
01:28:40,875 --> 01:28:42,207
Hilarious.

1235
01:28:42,209 --> 01:28:46,108
Like I said, you're too much a nice guy

1236
01:28:46,110 --> 01:28:48,640
and a little bit pathetic guy.

1237
01:28:48,642 --> 01:28:50,640
It's just until she gets a new foot.

1238
01:28:50,642 --> 01:28:53,239
- When will that be?
- I don't know. The doctor said

1239
01:28:53,241 --> 01:28:54,774
a month, maybe six weeks.

1240
01:28:54,776 --> 01:28:57,140
- That's an eternity.
- I know!

1241
01:28:57,142 --> 01:28:58,908
Meantime, she's stuck with a peg leg,

1242
01:28:58,910 --> 01:29:01,174
which is almost as bad as having nothing at all.

1243
01:29:01,176 --> 01:29:02,340
I mean, look at her!

1244
01:29:02,342 --> 01:29:05,073
She's waddling around like a goddamn pirate.

1245
01:29:06,642 --> 01:29:08,672
Paul! You no talk with Mr. Dusan.

1246
01:29:08,674 --> 01:29:10,775
You go upstair with Veronica.

1247
01:29:11,909 --> 01:29:14,006
- Paul!
- I heard you.

1248
01:29:14,008 --> 01:29:15,674
Don't worry, Paul.

1249
01:29:18,275 --> 01:29:20,340
Dusan will save you.

1250
01:29:31,673 --> 01:29:33,006
Wow.

1251
01:29:34,574 --> 01:29:36,973
Yeah, Miss Tran, take everything.

1252
01:29:38,705 --> 01:29:41,604
Mr. Konrad and I are leaving day after tomorrow

1253
01:29:41,606 --> 01:29:43,905
and don't know when we'll be back.

1254
01:29:45,040 --> 01:29:46,837
Okay, good. Thank you.

1255
01:29:46,839 --> 01:29:49,037
Paul, Mr. Dusan say I take all the food.

1256
01:29:49,039 --> 01:29:51,037
You go find me big box.

1257
01:29:51,039 --> 01:29:52,305
In a minute.

1258
01:29:52,307 --> 01:29:55,007
First there's something very important to discuss.

1259
01:29:56,906 --> 01:29:58,171
Me?

1260
01:29:58,173 --> 01:30:00,438
This is the situation.

1261
01:30:00,440 --> 01:30:02,502
I don't know exactly what,

1262
01:30:02,504 --> 01:30:04,570
but something big, very big,

1263
01:30:04,572 --> 01:30:07,304
is happening at the original small colony.

1264
01:30:07,306 --> 01:30:09,670
You know, the one in Norway.

1265
01:30:09,672 --> 01:30:11,470
They want me to go there right away

1266
01:30:11,472 --> 01:30:14,104
with a very important delivery.

1267
01:30:14,106 --> 01:30:15,537
It's too complicated to explain.

1268
01:30:15,539 --> 01:30:18,403
Top secret and very urgent,

1269
01:30:18,405 --> 01:30:23,769
but most important, they are offering us very big money.

1270
01:30:23,771 --> 01:30:25,036
Very big.

1271
01:30:25,038 --> 01:30:26,702
And that means

1272
01:30:26,704 --> 01:30:30,804
we need extra help to do this quickly, make them happy

1273
01:30:30,806 --> 01:30:33,536
and, I'm sorry to say, we need the same excellent helper

1274
01:30:33,538 --> 01:30:35,569
who's currently helping you.

1275
01:30:35,571 --> 01:30:37,036
Him.

1276
01:30:37,038 --> 01:30:38,369
That's right, Ngoc Lan.

1277
01:30:38,371 --> 01:30:40,971
I have to go with these guys to Norway.

1278
01:30:43,303 --> 01:30:46,002
So you say

1279
01:30:46,004 --> 01:30:48,902
Paul go with you Norway?

1280
01:30:48,904 --> 01:30:50,902
That's the situation.

1281
01:30:50,904 --> 01:30:54,703
- Emergency situation!
- And deeply humanitarian.

1282
01:30:55,968 --> 01:30:57,768
I mean, Ngoc Lan, I will

1283
01:30:57,770 --> 01:31:00,467
be able to help when I get back 100%,

1284
01:31:00,469 --> 01:31:02,335
and when you get the new foot, and...

1285
01:31:02,337 --> 01:31:03,937
You leave Wednesday?

1286
01:31:04,335 --> 01:31:05,534
Yes.

1287
01:31:06,637 --> 01:31:08,503
And how long you go?

1288
01:31:11,636 --> 01:31:13,834
Ten days, maybe more.

1289
01:31:19,401 --> 01:31:21,801
Okay. Yes, Norway.

1290
01:31:21,803 --> 01:31:24,001
I go Norway, too.

1291
01:31:24,003 --> 01:31:26,266
No, no, no. Not you.

1292
01:31:26,268 --> 01:31:27,800
Only Paul.

1293
01:31:27,802 --> 01:31:30,735
I go Norway, too.
Paul, you help me on the trip.

1294
01:31:32,201 --> 01:31:33,399
But you're very busy here

1295
01:31:33,401 --> 01:31:36,366
with humanitarian activities on your own.

1296
01:31:36,368 --> 01:31:38,498
And your cleaning business!

1297
01:31:38,500 --> 01:31:41,231
Veronica and other ladies know every place.

1298
01:31:41,233 --> 01:31:42,899
They do for me, I pay them good.

1299
01:31:42,901 --> 01:31:44,965
No problem I go.

1300
01:31:44,967 --> 01:31:47,765
Norway colony people invite me so many time,

1301
01:31:47,767 --> 01:31:49,231
but I never go.

1302
01:31:49,233 --> 01:31:51,633
Feel so, so guilty!

1303
01:31:52,368 --> 01:31:54,500
They so nice people.

1304
01:31:55,200 --> 01:31:56,465
What?

1305
01:31:56,467 --> 01:31:58,133
Who invited you?

1306
01:31:59,566 --> 01:32:03,166
When I hospital so long time after TV box,

1307
01:32:03,168 --> 01:32:05,364
people all over world

1308
01:32:05,366 --> 01:32:08,997
send me happy card, flower, candy.

1309
01:32:08,999 --> 01:32:10,598
Make me feel good.

1310
01:32:11,132 --> 01:32:12,530
So many letter.

1311
01:32:12,532 --> 01:32:15,398
One letter very special I never forget.

1312
01:32:15,400 --> 01:32:17,866
From Jorgen Asbjornsen.

1313
01:32:19,398 --> 01:32:21,964
You got a letter from Jorgen Asbjornsen?

1314
01:32:22,665 --> 01:32:25,463
Dr. Asbjornsen write me.

1315
01:32:25,465 --> 01:32:30,065
Say he feel so, so bad I suffer for he fault.

1316
01:32:31,932 --> 01:32:33,663
He say he painful.

1317
01:32:33,665 --> 01:32:36,665
He never think make small so bad for people.

1318
01:32:38,132 --> 01:32:41,497
Dr. Asbjornsen letter make me feel so good,

1319
01:32:41,499 --> 01:32:42,996
I write letter, too.

1320
01:32:42,998 --> 01:32:46,596
Say now first time I happy be small.

1321
01:32:49,664 --> 01:32:52,864
He say me make trip go Norway any day.

1322
01:32:53,531 --> 01:32:55,929
But I too busy.

1323
01:32:55,931 --> 01:32:56,961
Always too busy.

1324
01:32:56,963 --> 01:33:00,929
Now Jesus give me special gift go Norway.

1325
01:33:03,197 --> 01:33:06,797
Thank you, Mr. Dusan.
Thank you, Mr. Konrad.

1326
01:33:08,731 --> 01:33:11,862
Yes. I go Norway, too.

1327
01:33:11,864 --> 01:33:13,728
So happy!

1328
01:33:13,730 --> 01:33:16,062
Thank you special time.

1329
01:35:16,523 --> 01:35:17,954
Paul, look.

1330
01:35:17,956 --> 01:35:21,156
This Jorgen Asbjornsen and he wife.

1331
01:35:22,824 --> 01:35:25,889
Oh, my God.
Jorgen Asbjornsen?

1332
01:35:27,090 --> 01:35:28,488
Hello.

1333
01:35:28,490 --> 01:35:31,586
- It's just such an honor.
- Hello, hello.

1334
01:35:31,588 --> 01:35:32,854
See, Paul?

1335
01:35:33,389 --> 01:35:34,953
Jesus smile for me.

1336
01:35:34,955 --> 01:35:38,089
I say Paul I want visit Norway only for meet you.

1337
01:35:38,623 --> 01:35:39,820
It's true.

1338
01:35:39,822 --> 01:35:42,154
- I'm Anne-Helene.
- Hello.

1339
01:35:42,156 --> 01:35:44,154
Please sit. Join us.

1340
01:35:44,156 --> 01:35:45,487
Thank you.

1341
01:35:45,489 --> 01:35:47,253
We're watching the world go by.

1342
01:35:47,255 --> 01:35:49,554
Sounds great.

1343
01:35:49,556 --> 01:35:51,621
You have no idea how terribly grief-stricken

1344
01:35:51,623 --> 01:35:54,386
we were by Miss Tran's case.

1345
01:35:54,388 --> 01:35:58,188
Jorgen has lost so much sleep over all the abuses.

1346
01:36:08,521 --> 01:36:10,287
It's humbling, huh?

1347
01:36:11,355 --> 01:36:14,685
Nature is such a patient sculptor.

1348
01:36:14,687 --> 01:36:16,685
Grinding a tiny bit

1349
01:36:16,687 --> 01:36:20,118
each day, slowly, slowly, for thousands of years,

1350
01:36:20,120 --> 01:36:25,154
to make such a supremely beautiful thing.

1351
01:36:27,420 --> 01:36:28,953
What a waste.

1352
01:36:30,887 --> 01:36:34,087
What a dreadful waste.

1353
01:36:43,786 --> 01:36:45,585
You'll have to excuse Jorgen.

1354
01:36:45,587 --> 01:36:49,117
These past few days has been especially hard.

1355
01:36:49,119 --> 01:36:52,283
Such a big decision to make, and so quickly.

1356
01:36:52,285 --> 01:36:55,184
Normally, when we visit the colony, we like to spend

1357
01:36:55,186 --> 01:36:58,884
a few days in Henningsvar, but then the news came.

1358
01:36:59,686 --> 01:37:00,983
And...

1359
01:37:00,985 --> 01:37:04,783
Yeah, well, here we are, suddenly imposing on you.

1360
01:37:04,785 --> 01:37:06,918
We scarcely had the time to pack.

1361
01:37:07,819 --> 01:37:10,550
I'm sorry, wait, what news?

1362
01:37:10,552 --> 01:37:13,149
Why, the methane release in Antarctica.

1363
01:37:13,151 --> 01:37:15,317
You must know about the methane.

1364
01:37:16,351 --> 01:37:17,616
Yeah.

1365
01:37:17,618 --> 01:37:19,416
That's not new, is it?
I mean...

1366
01:37:20,651 --> 01:37:22,317
New or old,

1367
01:37:23,118 --> 01:37:24,718
it's the end.

1368
01:37:25,584 --> 01:37:28,384
It's the end of everything.

1369
01:37:30,383 --> 01:37:34,814
The world has already seen five major extinctions,

1370
01:37:34,816 --> 01:37:37,015
and now there will be another.

1371
01:37:37,017 --> 01:37:40,814
I didn't want to believe it, none of us did,

1372
01:37:40,816 --> 01:37:44,981
but there we were in Helsinki, big and small:

1373
01:37:44,983 --> 01:37:47,913
Climatologists, bacteriologists,

1374
01:37:47,915 --> 01:37:51,715
demographers, physicists, immunologists.

1375
01:37:51,717 --> 01:37:55,780
Twenty-six Nobel Prize winners among us.

1376
01:37:55,782 --> 01:37:58,515
We built all the models, did all the math

1377
01:37:58,517 --> 01:38:02,113
and our conclusion was consistent.

1378
01:38:02,115 --> 01:38:06,646
Homo sapiens will soon vanish from the Earth.

1379
01:38:06,648 --> 01:38:09,781
It is now an actuarial certainty.

1380
01:38:10,647 --> 01:38:13,380
No matter how the end will come,

1381
01:38:13,382 --> 01:38:15,680
environmental disaster,

1382
01:38:15,682 --> 01:38:18,712
pandemic disease, unbreathable air,

1383
01:38:18,714 --> 01:38:20,180
impotable water,

1384
01:38:20,182 --> 01:38:22,845
not enough food, nuclear winter,

1385
01:38:22,847 --> 01:38:25,914
some combination of them all,

1386
01:38:26,748 --> 01:38:28,880
relatively soon the Earth will

1387
01:38:28,882 --> 01:38:31,947
indeed purge itself of human life

1388
01:38:32,981 --> 01:38:35,981
and God knows how many other species.

1389
01:38:37,447 --> 01:38:38,813
Do you really mean extinction?

1390
01:38:38,815 --> 01:38:40,511
What about downsizing?

1391
01:38:40,513 --> 01:38:42,644
Yeah, yeah, too little too late.

1392
01:38:42,646 --> 01:38:45,677
Only 3% of the world has miniaturized.

1393
01:38:45,679 --> 01:38:47,847
There simply isn't enough time.

1394
01:38:51,614 --> 01:38:55,644
Not a very successful species, these Homo sapiens,

1395
01:38:55,646 --> 01:38:58,711
even with such great intelligence.

1396
01:38:58,713 --> 01:39:01,778
Barely 200,000 years.

1397
01:39:01,780 --> 01:39:04,411
Alligator has survived 200 million years

1398
01:39:04,413 --> 01:39:06,978
with a brain the size of a walnut.

1399
01:39:11,513 --> 01:39:12,743
People have been predicting

1400
01:39:12,745 --> 01:39:15,445
the end of the world for thousands of years.

1401
01:39:16,446 --> 01:39:18,446
Now it's really happening.

1402
01:39:20,779 --> 01:39:23,311
I guess somebody had to be right someday.

1403
01:39:24,678 --> 01:39:26,212
So sad.

1404
01:39:27,578 --> 01:39:29,044
Very sad.

1405
01:39:43,044 --> 01:39:46,444
Okay, I go sleep now.
Good night, Paul.

1406
01:39:47,311 --> 01:39:49,244
Good night, Ngoc Lan.

1407
01:39:53,643 --> 01:39:56,109
- You okay?
- I fine.

1408
01:39:56,111 --> 01:39:58,875
You know, maybe I should take a look at your leg.

1409
01:39:58,877 --> 01:40:01,075
Okay. Yes, you look.

1410
01:40:05,676 --> 01:40:07,008
Ah, yep.

1411
01:40:07,343 --> 01:40:09,074
Wow.

1412
01:40:09,076 --> 01:40:12,076
That peg is really making the skin chafe.

1413
01:40:12,610 --> 01:40:14,241
Okay.

1414
01:40:21,608 --> 01:40:22,642
You know,

1415
01:40:23,642 --> 01:40:26,041
if somebody had told me 10 years ago

1416
01:40:26,043 --> 01:40:29,439
that one day I'd be five inches tall and divorced

1417
01:40:29,441 --> 01:40:32,672
helping a famous Vietnamese dissident get a new foot

1418
01:40:32,674 --> 01:40:35,105
while cruising up a fjord in Norway

1419
01:40:35,107 --> 01:40:36,573
discussing the end of the world

1420
01:40:36,575 --> 01:40:38,108
with Jorgen Asbjornsen,

1421
01:40:39,142 --> 01:40:41,275
I'd have said he was crazy.

1422
01:41:16,606 --> 01:41:18,137
I'm sorry.

1423
01:41:18,139 --> 01:41:20,569
I'm sorry, I thought...

1424
01:41:20,571 --> 01:41:22,172
Jesus, I'm such an idiot.

1425
01:41:22,606 --> 01:41:23,606
No.

1426
01:41:25,472 --> 01:41:28,005
Please. I want.

1427
01:42:05,071 --> 01:42:06,537
Good morning.

1428
01:42:08,803 --> 01:42:10,270
Good morning.

1429
01:42:13,803 --> 01:42:15,302
What's that sound?

1430
01:42:15,803 --> 01:42:17,269
A greeting.

1431
01:43:50,632 --> 01:43:54,529
Wow! That's it.
That's the original colony!

1432
01:43:54,531 --> 01:43:57,396
What, and there's no net?
No walls?

1433
01:43:57,398 --> 01:43:58,697
No, we've been lucky.

1434
01:43:58,699 --> 01:44:02,262
We are too close to the sea for the mosquitoes.

1435
01:44:02,264 --> 01:44:04,962
And over the years we realized that the birds,

1436
01:44:04,964 --> 01:44:07,130
they prefer the lemmings.

1437
01:44:07,132 --> 01:44:09,863
But, yes, this is where we started

1438
01:44:09,865 --> 01:44:11,397
many years ago.

1439
01:44:46,462 --> 01:44:49,060
George, good to see you.

1440
01:44:49,062 --> 01:44:50,993
Good to see you.
Welcome, welcome.

1441
01:44:50,995 --> 01:44:52,261
No, no...

1442
01:44:52,263 --> 01:44:53,462
Jorgen!

1443
01:44:54,129 --> 01:44:55,726
Anne-Helene!

1444
01:44:55,728 --> 01:45:00,462
Oh, thank God you're here!
Why didn't anyone tell me?

1445
01:45:00,795 --> 01:45:01,960
Oh!

1446
01:45:01,962 --> 01:45:04,628
I love you so much!

1447
01:45:05,428 --> 01:45:07,828
I love you both so much.

1448
01:45:08,728 --> 01:45:10,092
Ever since the decision,

1449
01:45:10,094 --> 01:45:12,127
I didn't feel right without you here.

1450
01:45:12,129 --> 01:45:14,060
And you know how I am when I worry.

1451
01:45:14,062 --> 01:45:16,027
I can't eat, I can't sleep.

1452
01:45:16,029 --> 01:45:18,292
Ask anyone here, they tell you.

1453
01:45:18,294 --> 01:45:20,559
Sorry to interrupt, Jorgen,

1454
01:45:20,561 --> 01:45:22,960
but we need your advice.
Immediately.

1455
01:45:22,962 --> 01:45:24,692
Yes. Excuse us, Solveig.

1456
01:45:24,694 --> 01:45:25,591
Of course, darling.

1457
01:45:25,593 --> 01:45:27,926
You've got important things to do.

1458
01:45:29,227 --> 01:45:32,190
Oh! Dusan, Dusan, Dusan!

1459
01:45:32,192 --> 01:45:35,459
Bless you for coming so quickly.

1460
01:45:37,794 --> 01:45:39,326
Solveig, my darling.

1461
01:45:39,328 --> 01:45:42,190
I'm always happy to help in difficult times,

1462
01:45:42,192 --> 01:45:43,457
in easy times, in happy times.

1463
01:45:43,459 --> 01:45:45,692
It's always a pleasure to come and visit you

1464
01:45:45,694 --> 01:45:47,457
and your lovely village.

1465
01:45:47,459 --> 01:45:49,924
- It is lovely, isn't it?
- Oh.

1466
01:45:49,926 --> 01:45:53,991
I can't bear to think I won't see it again.

1467
01:45:53,993 --> 01:45:55,657
You know, I'm the one who made

1468
01:45:55,659 --> 01:45:58,491
this colony possible in the first place.

1469
01:45:58,493 --> 01:46:01,823
I've been coming since I was just a baby.

1470
01:46:01,825 --> 01:46:03,959
I remember one time...

1471
01:46:04,691 --> 01:46:07,591
Wait. I know you.

1472
01:46:07,593 --> 01:46:10,390
You were in my dream last night!

1473
01:46:10,392 --> 01:46:13,123
You were a horse, or a pony.

1474
01:46:13,125 --> 01:46:15,056
Something very strong!

1475
01:46:15,058 --> 01:46:16,590
And I mounted you

1476
01:46:16,592 --> 01:46:20,988
and rode you through a dangerous forest.

1477
01:46:20,990 --> 01:46:23,856
- Okay.
- And here you are,

1478
01:46:23,858 --> 01:46:26,256
right before we leave.

1479
01:46:26,258 --> 01:46:28,654
Another miracle!

1480
01:46:28,656 --> 01:46:31,789
You are coming with us, aren't you?

1481
01:46:31,791 --> 01:46:32,990
Where are you going?

1482
01:46:34,923 --> 01:46:36,721
In there.

1483
01:46:36,723 --> 01:46:38,423
Would you like to see?

1484
01:46:50,356 --> 01:46:51,689
Where this go?

1485
01:46:52,257 --> 01:46:54,257
To the vault!

1486
01:46:54,990 --> 01:46:56,854
- The vault?
- Oh, yes.

1487
01:46:56,856 --> 01:46:58,020
We've been working on it

1488
01:46:58,022 --> 01:47:00,520
almost since the very beginning.

1489
01:47:00,522 --> 01:47:03,188
When Jorgen made his big discovery,

1490
01:47:03,190 --> 01:47:06,253
I said, look, Jorgen, you're a genius

1491
01:47:06,255 --> 01:47:08,488
and downsizing is a genius idea,

1492
01:47:08,490 --> 01:47:10,587
no one is questioning that,

1493
01:47:10,589 --> 01:47:14,353
but what if people don't accept it?

1494
01:47:14,355 --> 01:47:17,587
What if it doesn't come out on time?

1495
01:47:17,589 --> 01:47:20,153
Anyway, this is what they came up with.

1496
01:47:20,155 --> 01:47:22,787
On my suggestion.

1497
01:47:22,789 --> 01:47:24,353
Torvald, be a sweetheart

1498
01:47:24,355 --> 01:47:26,788
and give our friends a little tour.

1499
01:47:27,588 --> 01:47:29,220
Oh, sure.

1500
01:47:29,222 --> 01:47:32,353
The tunnel leads to a vault 1.6 kilometers

1501
01:47:32,355 --> 01:47:33,984
inside the Earth's lithosphere

1502
01:47:33,986 --> 01:47:37,918
and is encased in a double layer of Inconel 625.

1503
01:47:37,920 --> 01:47:39,252
In addition to maintaining

1504
01:47:39,254 --> 01:47:41,585
a broad spectrum of biodiversity,

1505
01:47:41,587 --> 01:47:45,185
the vault is equipped with fields for growing foods,

1506
01:47:45,187 --> 01:47:46,719
forests for lumber,

1507
01:47:46,721 --> 01:47:49,350
livestock for animal husbandry...

1508
01:47:49,352 --> 01:47:52,152
The residential areas are spacious

1509
01:47:52,154 --> 01:47:53,752
and easily expandable

1510
01:47:53,754 --> 01:47:56,420
to provide for future generations.

1511
01:47:57,419 --> 01:48:00,150
Wait, but... that's not all underground.

1512
01:48:00,152 --> 01:48:01,417
Oh, yes.

1513
01:48:01,419 --> 01:48:04,484
Our new small size makes it possible.

1514
01:48:04,486 --> 01:48:06,385
Otherwise we never could have dreamed

1515
01:48:06,387 --> 01:48:08,585
of preserving so much of the world

1516
01:48:08,587 --> 01:48:11,118
in a single safe place.

1517
01:48:11,120 --> 01:48:13,649
This is brilliant!

1518
01:48:13,651 --> 01:48:16,649
I mean, isn't this brilliant?
It's like Noah's Ark!

1519
01:48:16,651 --> 01:48:18,350
Yes, exactly.

1520
01:48:18,352 --> 01:48:19,949
It's Noah's Ark.

1521
01:48:19,951 --> 01:48:23,149
So, what do you do for power?
Is it nuclear?

1522
01:48:23,151 --> 01:48:25,417
No, no, 100% geothermal.

1523
01:48:25,419 --> 01:48:27,582
And we have interoperable organic systems

1524
01:48:27,584 --> 01:48:30,216
to manage production of artificial sunlight,

1525
01:48:30,218 --> 01:48:34,750
oxygen, CO2 elimination, water purification, and so on.

1526
01:48:37,284 --> 01:48:39,882
And how long will you stay down there?

1527
01:48:39,884 --> 01:48:41,882
Torvald, how long is it?

1528
01:48:41,884 --> 01:48:43,515
8,000 years?

1529
01:48:43,517 --> 01:48:45,015
Well, something like that.

1530
01:48:45,017 --> 01:48:48,051
Just until the surface environment stabilizes.

1531
01:48:51,316 --> 01:48:52,547
It's not unprecedented

1532
01:48:52,549 --> 01:48:54,483
what we are doing here.

1533
01:48:54,485 --> 01:48:56,716
Less than 100,000 years ago,

1534
01:48:56,718 --> 01:48:59,948
humans underwent a near extinction.

1535
01:48:59,950 --> 01:49:02,015
Maybe 2,000 survived.

1536
01:49:02,017 --> 01:49:03,116
And from that handful

1537
01:49:03,118 --> 01:49:05,747
came all of the billions of people you see today.

1538
01:49:05,749 --> 01:49:08,081
Rebooting the species.
It's nothing new.

1539
01:49:08,083 --> 01:49:09,116
Yeah, exactly.

1540
01:49:17,816 --> 01:49:19,814
My friends.

1541
01:49:19,816 --> 01:49:21,046
Many years ago,

1542
01:49:21,048 --> 01:49:24,447
when we discovered cellular miniaturization,

1543
01:49:24,449 --> 01:49:27,346
the world which had seemed so doomed

1544
01:49:27,348 --> 01:49:30,415
felt suddenly so full of possibilities.

1545
01:49:31,081 --> 01:49:33,581
So, until very recently,

1546
01:49:33,583 --> 01:49:35,447
I maintained hope

1547
01:49:35,449 --> 01:49:38,313
that the contingency plan we embark upon tomorrow

1548
01:49:38,315 --> 01:49:40,647
could remain simply that.

1549
01:49:41,081 --> 01:49:42,615
A plan.

1550
01:49:44,014 --> 01:49:45,080
But

1551
01:49:45,947 --> 01:49:48,078
history has spoken.

1552
01:49:48,080 --> 01:49:52,545
And this is our final dinner in the place we called home

1553
01:49:52,547 --> 01:49:54,547
for so many years.

1554
01:49:55,147 --> 01:49:59,444
Yes, we are sad to leave.

1555
01:49:59,446 --> 01:50:03,513
And terribly sad for the reasons why.

1556
01:50:04,847 --> 01:50:06,479
But man

1557
01:50:06,481 --> 01:50:08,614
is too beautiful,

1558
01:50:09,481 --> 01:50:12,144
too improbable a lifeform

1559
01:50:12,146 --> 01:50:16,146
to be allowed to disappear forever from the cosmos.

1560
01:50:18,812 --> 01:50:19,945
Now then,

1561
01:50:21,547 --> 01:50:24,211
I would like to ask the surviving members

1562
01:50:24,213 --> 01:50:26,679
of the original colony to stand.

1563
01:50:39,312 --> 01:50:41,443
Ah, look at him.

1564
01:50:41,445 --> 01:50:43,243
Little Ronni.

1565
01:50:43,245 --> 01:50:44,978
How he has grown.

1566
01:50:50,079 --> 01:50:55,012
I ask you again, as I asked you so many years ago.

1567
01:50:56,078 --> 01:50:57,943
Generations to come,

1568
01:50:57,945 --> 01:51:00,408
perhaps all of humanity will thank you

1569
01:51:00,410 --> 01:51:03,274
for your bravery and commitment.

1570
01:51:03,276 --> 01:51:04,708
But you must ask yourself

1571
01:51:04,710 --> 01:51:07,841
whether you are truly ready to enter a new world,

1572
01:51:07,843 --> 01:51:10,842
for there will be no turning back.

1573
01:51:12,643 --> 01:51:14,643
Are you ready?

1574
01:51:20,642 --> 01:51:23,041
Is everyone ready?

1575
01:51:28,210 --> 01:51:32,743
We are ready!
We are ready! We are ready!

1576
01:52:11,575 --> 01:52:12,740
Paul!

1577
01:52:14,842 --> 01:52:16,204
Yeah.

1578
01:52:16,206 --> 01:52:17,940
Can you come down here?

1579
01:52:22,641 --> 01:52:25,907
Where you go?
I look many place for you.

1580
01:52:27,106 --> 01:52:28,771
I was just here.

1581
01:52:28,773 --> 01:52:30,171
I talk with Mr. Dusan.

1582
01:52:30,173 --> 01:52:33,537
He say fat lady pay, he ready go back.

1583
01:52:33,539 --> 01:52:34,871
I happy for that.

1584
01:52:34,873 --> 01:52:37,772
Too long time away from Señor Cardenas and Mrs. Lopez.

1585
01:52:38,440 --> 01:52:40,703
Oh, I worry too much for them.

1586
01:52:40,705 --> 01:52:42,570
Ngoc Lan, you can't just be

1587
01:52:42,572 --> 01:52:44,305
worried for a few little people

1588
01:52:44,307 --> 01:52:46,372
thousands of miles away.

1589
01:52:46,374 --> 01:52:48,307
You have to look at the big picture.

1590
01:52:49,373 --> 01:52:51,104
Why you say like this?

1591
01:52:51,106 --> 01:52:54,972
Well, because Mr. Cardenas and Mrs. Lopez,

1592
01:52:55,672 --> 01:52:57,703
they don't stand a chance.

1593
01:52:57,705 --> 01:52:59,436
None of us do.

1594
01:52:59,438 --> 01:53:01,039
It's over.

1595
01:53:03,170 --> 01:53:05,069
You want go with them.

1596
01:53:05,071 --> 01:53:07,239
And I want you to come with me.

1597
01:53:09,172 --> 01:53:10,235
You crazy man!

1598
01:53:10,237 --> 01:53:13,435
Always I know you stupid, now I see you crazy, too!

1599
01:53:13,437 --> 01:53:15,936
How am I crazy?
You heard them.

1600
01:53:15,938 --> 01:53:18,435
This is the only chance for the survival of our species.

1601
01:53:18,437 --> 01:53:19,702
That's huge!

1602
01:53:19,704 --> 01:53:21,168
You want to help people?

1603
01:53:21,170 --> 01:53:24,203
These are the people that you should be helping.

1604
01:53:24,205 --> 01:53:27,868
The future of humanity is down that hole!

1605
01:53:27,870 --> 01:53:29,935
Who you help down there?

1606
01:53:29,937 --> 01:53:33,268
People here need help, not down stupid hole.

1607
01:53:34,736 --> 01:53:36,576
Mr. Dusan! Mr. Konrad!

1608
01:53:36,837 --> 01:53:38,101
Talk to crazy Paul.

1609
01:53:38,103 --> 01:53:40,701
He want go down hole, me go with him!

1610
01:53:40,703 --> 01:53:42,002
Paul, Paul, Paul.

1611
01:53:42,004 --> 01:53:44,868
Why you want to do such a silly thing?

1612
01:53:44,870 --> 01:53:46,734
Dusan, these people are actually trying

1613
01:53:46,736 --> 01:53:48,734
to do something to save the human race.

1614
01:53:48,736 --> 01:53:50,501
I want to be a part of that.

1615
01:53:50,503 --> 01:53:51,935
Okay, fine. You want to help,

1616
01:53:51,937 --> 01:53:54,400
then do what I did, give them a semen sample.

1617
01:53:54,402 --> 01:53:55,734
I did it, too.

1618
01:53:55,736 --> 01:53:57,899
A much more pleasant way to help.

1619
01:53:57,901 --> 01:53:59,867
If I'm not supposed to be a part of this thing,

1620
01:53:59,869 --> 01:54:01,902
then what am I doing here?

1621
01:54:03,002 --> 01:54:04,867
Why didn't I become a doctor?

1622
01:54:04,869 --> 01:54:07,766
Why did I downsize?
Why did my wife abandon me?

1623
01:54:07,768 --> 01:54:10,234
Dusan, how did you just happen to be my neighbor?

1624
01:54:10,236 --> 01:54:12,433
And, Ngoc Lan, why are you the only person

1625
01:54:12,435 --> 01:54:13,632
who survived that box,

1626
01:54:13,634 --> 01:54:14,734
and you just happen to be

1627
01:54:14,736 --> 01:54:16,833
cleaning Dusan's place on that day?

1628
01:54:16,835 --> 01:54:18,067
And had you not lost your leg,

1629
01:54:18,069 --> 01:54:19,399
I wouldn't have tried to help you,

1630
01:54:19,401 --> 01:54:21,698
which, as usual, I screwed up.

1631
01:54:21,700 --> 01:54:23,367
And why did I screw it up?

1632
01:54:23,369 --> 01:54:27,265
So that I could be here, right at the exact moment

1633
01:54:27,267 --> 01:54:28,800
to go down into that tunnel.

1634
01:54:29,868 --> 01:54:33,797
I finally have a chance to do something that matters!

1635
01:54:33,799 --> 01:54:35,864
Paul, come on, now you talking crazy.

1636
01:54:35,866 --> 01:54:38,265
These people, they're wonderful, but...

1637
01:54:38,267 --> 01:54:40,399
- It's like a cult.
- It's a cult!

1638
01:54:40,401 --> 01:54:42,698
And the extinction, it's not gonna happen

1639
01:54:42,700 --> 01:54:44,530
for, you know, maybe a few hundred years.

1640
01:54:44,532 --> 01:54:46,731
Has nothing to do with you.
Forget it.

1641
01:54:46,733 --> 01:54:48,399
Besides, you think they won't behave

1642
01:54:48,401 --> 01:54:49,731
like people always behave?

1643
01:54:49,733 --> 01:54:50,963
They're all going to go insane

1644
01:54:50,965 --> 01:54:52,030
down there and kill each other.

1645
01:54:52,032 --> 01:54:54,932
They go extinct long before we do.

1646
01:55:05,499 --> 01:55:06,596
Don't worry, darling.

1647
01:55:06,598 --> 01:55:07,831
He said it himself.

1648
01:55:07,833 --> 01:55:10,264
Nothing he ever wants to do works out.

1649
01:55:47,464 --> 01:55:50,127
It's a beautiful day, huh?

1650
01:55:50,129 --> 01:55:51,862
I mean, knowing this is the last time

1651
01:55:51,864 --> 01:55:54,394
I'll see the real sun, it makes it so

1652
01:55:54,396 --> 01:55:55,862
vibrant.

1653
01:55:59,263 --> 01:56:03,662
I ask you question.
You say me true, okay?

1654
01:56:03,664 --> 01:56:04,862
Of course.

1655
01:56:04,864 --> 01:56:06,728
Other night on boat,

1656
01:56:06,730 --> 01:56:08,529
what kind of fuck you give me?

1657
01:56:09,263 --> 01:56:10,426
What?

1658
01:56:10,428 --> 01:56:12,428
What kind of fuck you give me?

1659
01:56:13,396 --> 01:56:15,159
What kind? I... I don't...

1660
01:56:15,161 --> 01:56:17,828
American people, eight kind of fuck.

1661
01:56:17,830 --> 01:56:21,094
Love fuck, hate fuck, sex-only fuck,

1662
01:56:21,096 --> 01:56:23,726
break-up fuck, make-up fuck, drunk fuck,

1663
01:56:23,728 --> 01:56:25,827
buddy fuck, pity fuck.

1664
01:56:25,829 --> 01:56:28,525
Okay, I have no idea where you heard that, but...

1665
01:56:28,527 --> 01:56:29,926
Third host family.

1666
01:56:29,928 --> 01:56:32,326
Okay, that is just wrong.

1667
01:56:32,328 --> 01:56:37,725
There's a whole spectrum of emotions and motivations.

1668
01:56:37,727 --> 01:56:40,059
And don't say "fuck."
It's vulgar.

1669
01:56:40,061 --> 01:56:41,893
Say something else.
Like, you know,

1670
01:56:41,895 --> 01:56:43,891
"make love," or something.
I don't know.

1671
01:56:43,893 --> 01:56:46,092
So, was love fuck?

1672
01:56:48,960 --> 01:56:51,093
Okay, what is this all about?

1673
01:56:54,361 --> 01:56:57,324
You look for me, you want help me,

1674
01:56:57,326 --> 01:56:58,890
you make fuck with me.

1675
01:56:58,892 --> 01:57:01,158
Now you go down stupid hole.

1676
01:57:01,892 --> 01:57:03,992
So I try to think

1677
01:57:03,994 --> 01:57:06,192
what kind of fuck you give me.

1678
01:57:07,060 --> 01:57:09,925
I think maybe pity fuck.
For leg.

1679
01:57:09,927 --> 01:57:13,125
No. No. Ngoc Lan,

1680
01:57:13,127 --> 01:57:15,757
I care about you, deeply.

1681
01:57:15,759 --> 01:57:16,957
You are

1682
01:57:16,959 --> 01:57:18,256
such an extraordinary person,

1683
01:57:18,258 --> 01:57:21,158
and I just admire you so much.

1684
01:57:21,825 --> 01:57:23,957
More than anything.

1685
01:57:23,959 --> 01:57:25,492
I want you to come with me.

1686
01:57:29,157 --> 01:57:31,557
People always say me I strong.

1687
01:57:33,424 --> 01:57:35,491
Okay, maybe Vietnam

1688
01:57:36,691 --> 01:57:39,155
I organize many protest,

1689
01:57:39,157 --> 01:57:43,155
survive two year prison, punish me make small.

1690
01:57:43,157 --> 01:57:46,122
I only person survive TV box.

1691
01:57:46,124 --> 01:57:49,924
I walk around, no foot.
Take care for other people.

1692
01:57:50,558 --> 01:57:53,424
But I woman. Feeling.

1693
01:57:55,624 --> 01:57:58,624
I'm sorry. I really am.

1694
01:57:59,824 --> 01:58:03,887
It's so easy for me to see who you are.

1695
01:58:03,889 --> 01:58:06,289
But if I don't do this, who am I?

1696
01:58:06,958 --> 01:58:09,090
I mean, really, who am I?

1697
01:58:09,757 --> 01:58:11,623
You Paul Safranek!

1698
01:58:12,290 --> 01:58:13,956
You good man!

1699
01:58:19,589 --> 01:58:21,522
Look, Ngoc Lan, butterflies!

1700
02:00:07,084 --> 02:00:09,017
I guess this is it.

1701
02:00:10,416 --> 02:00:11,548
Konrad.

1702
02:00:12,218 --> 02:00:14,285
Very nice to have met you.

1703
02:00:14,817 --> 02:00:16,747
Pleasure was mine.

1704
02:00:16,749 --> 02:00:18,348
Good luck in there, Paul.

1705
02:00:29,584 --> 02:00:31,384
Take care of yourself.

1706
02:00:32,316 --> 02:00:33,383
I will.

1707
02:00:34,316 --> 02:00:35,316
You, too.

1708
02:00:36,150 --> 02:00:38,683
I will miss my funny neighbor.

1709
02:00:54,749 --> 02:00:56,215
Your Bible.

1710
02:00:59,682 --> 02:01:01,749
But it's in Vietnamese.

1711
02:01:03,014 --> 02:01:04,748
Words not matter.

1712
02:01:06,081 --> 02:01:07,748
Remember me.

1713
02:01:20,880 --> 02:01:22,614
You go away now.

1714
02:02:16,079 --> 02:02:17,344
Excuse me.

1715
02:02:17,346 --> 02:02:21,275
Hi. Uh, is it just me, or are we walking uphill?

1716
02:02:21,277 --> 02:02:23,909
Yes. Prevents flooding.

1717
02:02:23,911 --> 02:02:26,645
- Tunde.
- Oh, hi. Paul.

1718
02:02:27,811 --> 02:02:29,242
It's just a few hours climb

1719
02:02:29,244 --> 02:02:31,342
before we begin the descent to the vault.

1720
02:02:31,344 --> 02:02:33,408
Well, how long is the whole walk?

1721
02:02:33,410 --> 02:02:35,574
Eleven hours, something like that.

1722
02:02:35,576 --> 02:02:38,176
See you down there.
Stay hydrated.

1723
02:03:34,208 --> 02:03:35,807
Wait!

1724
02:03:37,473 --> 02:03:38,539
No, wait.

1725
02:03:39,275 --> 02:03:41,738
Thank you so much.

1726
02:03:41,740 --> 02:03:44,538
- Wait, my bag. No, no, no.
- Leave it!

1727
02:03:44,540 --> 02:03:47,538
I told you nothing ever works out for this guy.

1728
02:03:47,540 --> 02:03:49,873
It's going to blow. Run!

1729
02:03:52,807 --> 02:03:53,807
Paul!

1730
02:03:55,007 --> 02:03:56,406
Ngoc Lan!

1731
02:04:04,539 --> 02:04:06,403
I was thinking about what you were saying.

1732
02:04:06,405 --> 02:04:08,472
And I realized you were right.

1733
02:04:09,005 --> 02:04:10,739
I am Paul Safranek.

1734
02:04:11,472 --> 02:04:13,605
And what you were asking?

1735
02:04:15,005 --> 02:04:16,938
It was a love fuck.

1736
02:05:37,368 --> 02:05:38,967
And to think

1737
02:05:40,235 --> 02:05:42,701
one day, all of this...

1738
02:05:46,767 --> 02:05:48,832
Now maybe you understand little bit

1739
02:05:48,834 --> 02:05:51,834
how I feel after survive TV box.

1740
02:05:57,701 --> 02:06:00,368
When you know death come soon,

1741
02:06:01,400 --> 02:06:04,066
you look around things more close.

1742
02:07:10,496 --> 02:07:12,695
Wait here.
I'll be right back.

1743
02:07:12,697 --> 02:07:15,628
I want go, too.
I want see Rosa new baby.

1744
02:07:15,630 --> 02:07:18,630
No, see the baby tomorrow.
It's pouring!

1745
02:07:21,929 --> 02:07:23,261
Hurry.

1746
02:07:23,263 --> 02:07:24,961
Don't forget, we still need go see

1747
02:07:24,963 --> 02:07:27,427
Philippine man, take care for his arm.

1748
02:07:27,429 --> 02:07:29,896
I know. Stop obsessing, will you?