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- Gruntilda Winkybunion laughed as she had Peter Pan in her grapes, not letting go due to her having the strength of being a warty old witch. The two were at the very top of Grunty's lair where her legendary final battle took place, complete with lightning.
- Peter Pan: Let me go, you crazy old coot!
- Gruntilda: I think not, my little dink. Your appearance makes me want to wink!
- Peter P: ...that doesn't make sense.
- Grunty: Hey, you try coming up with these rhymes. They're not that great during these times.
- Suddenly, just before Gruntilda could start stroking Peter Pan, a boomerang came out of nowhere, with it circling around the two as it hit Peter in the face, knocking him out. Gruntilda was angered by this, zapping the boomerang as she shook her head in disappointment.
- Gruntilda The Witch: Just my luck. I get almost lucky, and then this shit happens.
- Deciding to take manners into her own hands, Grunty proceeded to nail Peter with a hammer, making babies of Shrek in the process. All in the name of some sauce from vines.
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