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A traitorous, cowardly professor at the University of Ariadna was teaching a class on economics. "Before the class begins you must put your hand over your heart and swear alleigance to the powers of the Human Sphere, and accept that the planet of Dawn belongs to them."
At this moment a brave, proud Tank Hunter who had been on over 9000 system deployments and had more than 500 confirmed TAG kills stood up and held a handful of dirt. "Who does this dirt belong to?"
The arrogant professor smirked evilly and said "It belongs to PanOceania you gunsperg."
"Wrong, it's been almost two centuries since the ship Ariadna found this planet. If it really belonged to the original commissioners of the ship, as you say, then the main powers of Earth at the time wouldn't have been bought out by Australia of all fucking places."
The professor was visibly shaken and dropped his copy of Space Mao's Little Red Book. He stormed out of the room, crying those crocodile tears that the rest of the Human Sphere powers love so much. The students applauded and joined the Metros that day. A Wulver named "FREEDOME" tore into the room and sat on the Ariadna flagpole, breaking it. "The Cossack Song" was sung several times, and William Wallace himself arrived and personally dismantled PanOceania and Yu Jing. The Professor was fired and lost his life later, having been used by a Morat as a toothpick. The university saved the money from his pay and used it to buy every student an Autocannon and a Camouflage marker.