Dry Bowser and Archivist Toadette

Dry Bowser was getting tired of Archivist Toadette farting constantly every time they hung out together, especially since for certain tasks it proved to be too much to handle. Eventually the skeletal reptile decided to confront the gassy mushroom girl about it.

"So why do you always fart no matter how annoying and inappropriate it can be at times?" Dry Bowser stated as he and Toadette the farting archivist were running through the cavern within the Cascade Kingdom, being chased by several boulders. two Chain Chomps, and a raging Tyrannosaurus Rex as they jumped over the various rocks in their path.

"Well... there's a lot to it," Toadette stated as she used her farts to make the cave shake through the echos of her loud flatulence, causing rocky debris to fall on the Chain Chomps and T-Rex. "There's many reasons. It's fun to do, it makes you feel better, it reminds you that life can be fleeting, it makes you realize how great it is to be free, it lets you be dirty to any degree that you choose to-"

Dry Bowser groaned as he chucked several of his fragile bones at the Chain Chomps, who became occupied by them as the T-Rex smacked them out of the way, roaring loudly at the adventuring duo as he smashed the boulders rolling after them, leaving just them.

Dry Bowser: (while still hearing Toadette fart and explain her reasons) Good lord kid, I just wanted a simple explanation, not your life story!

"Well now you know why I love farting!" Toadette concluded as she briefly stopped in her tracks to slap Dry Bowser, which caused both of them to get snatched up in the jaws of the Tyrannosaurus, who enjoyed having them as a decent meal as he left the tunnel and emerged outside into the vibrant grassy Fossil Falls. Dry Bowser folded his arms as he headed down the throat of the content T-Rex, with Toadette continuing to fart as she would leave a bad aftertaste for the tyrant dinosaur king.