Dan...

Other aliases (according to the FBI)

Dan "statutory but mandatory" Schneider
Dan "Consent is a social construct" Schneider
Dan "Catholic priests can't compete" Schneider
Dan "Shut your mouth and think of your career" Schneider
Dan "If her age is on the clock, I grant her access to my cock" Schneider
Dan "wipe away that tear, it's for your career" Schneider
Dan "I touch my meat to your daughter's feet" Schneider
Dan "You wanna be on Nick, you gotta take this dick" Schneider
Dan "I beat my meat to little girls' feet" Schneider
Dan "Socks are on ban when you're in my van" Schneider
Dan "those 12yo feet, make me skeet, skeet, skeet" Schneider
Dan "Be a trooper, take it in the pooper" Schneider
Dan "your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you dont reply to this" schneider
Dan "If you let me put it in the brown, I'll make you a star in Tinseltown" Schneider
Dan "sniffer of shima-pan" Schneider-san as he's known in Japan
Dan"You ain't hitting the screen until I'm sick of punching your spleen" Schneider
Dan "Does this look like the face of mercy?" Schneider
Dan "Preteen Defiler" Schnider
Dan "To Be The Next Hanna Montana, Come Sit On My Banana" Schneider
Dan "Lick The Tip I'll Make You Rich" Schneider
Dan "chicken nugget" Schneider
Dan "Age Has No Meaning To Beings Such As Myself" Schneider
Dan "Slammin' that Clam" Schneider
Dan "The Man with the Plan to Get that Underaged Can" Schneider.
Dan "if Disney hired her, I tried her" Schneider
Dan "leg divider" Schneider
Dan "she's struggling, what a fighter" Schneider
Dan "no easy feat, licking all those under-aged feet" Schneider
Dan "free foot massage in my van" Schneider

Red Van Dan
Thailand Dan
Beer Can Dan
Danny Diapers
"Ass Man" Dan
Danny Daycare
Spread 'em Dan
Candy Man Dan
Family Man Dan
"Big Daddy" Dan
"Deepthroat" Dan
The Big Dick @ Nick
“Dirty” Dan Schneider
Open Wider Schneider
Schneider The Butcher
"Bend Over" Schneider
"Foot Soldier" Schneider
Dan “The Man” Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "The Spider" Schneider
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
Dan "The Initiator" Schneider
"Down South" Dan Schneider
Dan "The Plunger" Schneider
Dan "The Bladder" Schneider
Dan "The Seducer" Schneider
Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider
Dan “Rough Ryder” Schneider
Dan “The Collector” Schneider
"No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider
Dan "Make It Wider" Schneider
Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider
Dan “She’s a Fighter” Schneider
Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider
Dan "Cunny Hoarder" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan “Deep Inside Her” Schneider
Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider
Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider
"Please Mister, Slower" Schneider
Dan “Likes ‘Em Tighter” Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan “The Cheek Divider” Schneider
Dan "Slide It Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan “The Hymen Collider” Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "This One's a Bleeder" Schneider
Dan "You'll Never Find Her" Schneider
Dan "The Young Slit Divider" Schneider
Dan "The Pussy Annihilator" Schneider
Dan "All 3 Inches Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
Dan "Get Gnarly With iCarly" Schneider
Dan "Put A Finger Inside her" Schneider
Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider
Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider
Dan "Try Some Of This Cider" Schneider