[308] Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
Round 1: Jick, Ban The Ox. and Dicksmash McIroncock say, "wonder familiars, unite!" and get ready for action.jQuery(function ($) {
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Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 2: Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster takes 155 damage.
Round 2: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: Jick, Ban The Ox. surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Dicksmash McIroncock surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Grubert does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
After Battle: Grubert pops up unexpectedly, interrupting what you're doing, and shoves an advertisement in your face.
You acquire an item: scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil
You acquire an item: BACON
After Battle: You gain 16 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm

[309] Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
Encounter: Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster WITH BACON!!!
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
Round 1: Jick, Ban The Ox. and Dicksmash McIroncock both roll for initiative. Then they realize they can just go ahead and do stuff without rolling.jQuery(function ($) { for (var i=0; i ")});
Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 2: Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster takes 169 damage.
Round 2: Jick, Ban The Ox. just sits there atop your head. Your opponent has a nervous breakdown, unable to take the suspense.
Round 2: Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Dicksmash McIroncock watches the fight over your shoulder for a bit, but quickly grows bored and returns to the Buddy Bjorn, leaving some snagged cotton candy on your sleeve.
You acquire an item: cotton candy pinch
Round 2: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
After Battle: Jick, Ban The Ox. surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Dicksmash McIroncock surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Grubert finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
You acquire an item: ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon
You acquire an item: frigid ninja stars
You acquire an item: frigid hankyū
You acquire an item: normal barrel
You acquire an item: BACON (2)
After Battle: You gain 24 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 5 Roguishness