meme.txt

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little rusher? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Veteran Army, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret incursions on the Resistance, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top archer in the entire 2b2t armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another rusher. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this world, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over a block game? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across 2b2t and your base is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, rusher faggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire dupe stash of the 2b2t Veteran Team and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” chat was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking enter button. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. Hause. Hause. Hause. Hause....

[FIX THE FUCKING QUEUE GODDAMMIT]