Can you handle these duties effectively if trained towards it ?
I am a hard worker so without a doubt, yes

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Good .. Working hours are flexible, all activities and corresponding time are to be recorded in excel spreadsheet. As for your duties, i will assist you with any difficulties by email.
That sounds great

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The working hours are flexible and you can choose to work from anywhere of your choice, the pay is $35.95 per hour during full working hours and the training is $23.75 per hour and will be getting your payment weekly via check or direct deposit working 30 to 40 hours weekly, if you are employed you are going to be working as a full employee and not an independent contractor. Let me know if you are interested so we can proceed.?
Yeah that would be great

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Alright ... Next is your interview questions and you are to answer each questions asked briefly, I will ask you few questions now,once done answering any questing you are to end it with DONE. are you ready ?
Well I have to pick up my kids off the floor in a few minutes but I guess I am ready
DONE

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How long have  you been seeking for a new job ?
After coming back from China, I have been looking for about 6 months by now but I sometimes moonlight as a bartender when the manager is looking for someone with bar tricks as good as mine
DONE

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Are you currently employed ?
Have you worked from home or online before?
Aside from my bar tending job every now and then, I sometimes just don't feel like doing it in person so I just bartend from my home so I guess you can say I have worked from home in that way before
DONE

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 Are you available to start immediately?
After I take my kids to soccer practice, I should be available, yes
DONE

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Are you seeking for  part time or full time job?
I would prefer the flexible working hours as you have mentioned before so I don't know why you are asking me that question but I will save face and assume this is all just part of the mundane process and that you are actually a great company with honorable ethics!
DONE

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Do you have a printer, scanner, fax machine and a copier?
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My printer got eated by Good old Betsy when I forgot to close the aquarium door and my scanner was stolen by someone down the street. Don't worry I took it back and gave uncle Pikachu a good old fashioned stabbing. But when I plugged it back in, it wasn't working! Pikachu actually took it apart and stole a piece of tech from the machine for its own advancement can you believe that! The nerve.
But my copier works just fine! ☺
DONE

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Do you know your clerical speed ?
I sometimes can heal paladins at 400 hp per second. I know that is on the low end but I am constantly working hard to improve my clerical speed so that I can better clerical speed my clerical speed.
DONEZO
DONE

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How would you like to be Paid ? Weekly Or Bi-Weekly ?
DONE

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How would you like to be Paid ? Weekly Or Bi-Weekly ?
DONE

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You to choose how you would like to get paid
Oh I'm sorry
I would like to get paid in gum. Noone ever pays me in gum
DONE

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What means of Payment do you prefer ? check OR Direct Deposit ?
Check please
DONE

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Can you tell us the name of the Bank you Operate with to see if it tallies with the company's official salary payment account ?
I operate with several banks but the one I use the most is the SNB and is the best bank I like
DONE

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You will be undergoing a (1) one week training and orientation which will commence as soon as you have all working materials and you are rest assured that you will be paid for it...
You will be getting your paper work and HR document during your orientation and training from your supervisor once you have all your working materials ready, you are to fill,sign and send back to us..Okay ?
One week is longer than any of my relationships so it is going to be a big commitment by me but I think I can handle it. okay

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Below are the list of materials and softwares needed for this position since you'd be working from home: 4 in one (fax, scanner,copier and printer), Zebra ZM400 Bar-code printer and cards, 4 drawer cabinet and office desk,HP Pavilion HDX18-1180US 18.4-Inch Laptop (2.0GHz Intel Core 2 Quad Q9000 Processor, 4 GB RAM, 500 GB Hard Drive, Blu-ray Drive, Vista Premium), myob business essentials software 2005,For Peach Tree premium 2010 US Patent Single Users Pack, simply accounting 2009,Adobe Photoshop 52011...
Hey that's great! I already use photoshop for my micro weiner and the cabinet to store all the photos of my little worm. I actually think I need a second filing cabinet because HOT DAMN do I love my little weiner. I will have everything else ready by the hot noon of tomorrow though.

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Well i want you to know that NASR Technologies Co . company will provide you a free Apple-(MacBook Air) laptop with a fast internet connection and your W4 form will be coming along with the working materials you need to start working with, you are to purchase all your materials from a certified vendor we have been patronizing for years now. You will receive a paycheck for the purchase of the working materials, the company's accounting dept will issue the check and have it sent to your house via fedEx or USPS , they will have it sent to the address you have just provided.
I provided an address, yeah sure right. Okay

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The company will provide you a free Apple-(MacBook Air) Apple MacBook Pro | 15.4Inch | 512GB | 16GB | 2GB NVIDIA MAC OS laptop with a fast internet connection and your W4 form will be coming along with the working materials you need to start working with.Therefore you are required to purchase the software programs you need to start working with.and the company will have you reimbursed for the order of the software programs.You are to make the purchase for the programs the company does not specialized on the software programs you are to get it from the company certified vendor that is the third party to the company she will have them install with disc and shipped to you overnight via FedEx.
okay

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NOTE: All Equipments and softwares are to be purchased from the company's accredited vendor..We have been buying from this Vendor for years now.
Yeah you've told me that more times than my wife has told me I am terrible in bed. I tell her sometimes I'm just not feeling it and her response every. Single. Time.
Is to put my hand on her no-no place and tell me "Oh yeah? Do you feel this?" And really, I do.
okay
I still have questions

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You are to make the purchase for the programs the company does not specialized on the software programs you are to get it from the company certified vendor that is the third party to the company she will have them install with disc and shipped to you overnight via FedEx.
Oky
Okay
How many potential people are interviewed today?

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You are the 10th Applicant for today
Okay cool. That is all

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Initially, the software will cost $350 but you will also be trained by your supervisor on how to navigate the programs. Note that you will also be paid during training and for all hours that you work. Also not that you will be reimbursed for this investment. The credit will arrive with your first paycheck. Our employees are paid once a week every Friday. You will need to purchase the software from the shipping agent who we have been conducting business with for years. The only payment method accepted is by western union. Once you have placed your order, the package will be shipped to you via FedEx overnight delivery.
Okay that sounds great

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I do believe you can handle the cost of your working softwares?
If I take a little bit of... incentive.
From my grandma's cookie jar, I think I will have enough funds to make up one tenth of the costs!

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I will notify the vendor on your purchase and provide her with your address for delivery. As soon as she sees the receipt she will commence shipment and you will receive the package on tomorrow morning via fedex, i will be here to provide a FedEx tracking number so you can keep track of your package and know when it will arrive...Okay ?
Okay that is generally how the purchasing process goes, thanks for letting me know

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Ok .. I need you to get a pen and paper and write down the software vendor western union informations .. do let me know once you have a pen and paper.
I already have that by my side like how my side hoes straight stay all up on me

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Good..here is the next Avaliable vendor information.
Robin Pearson
State : Chicago
City : Il
Zipcode : 60630
Got it?
Yes I go tit

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Ok ..... How close is the nearest Western union location near you ?
It's right next door!

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How many minutes will it take you to get that done and come back with the recieots of the payment?
Oh. It will probably take me a little over an hour if my hormones get too carried away and I have to relieve myself so about sixty-nine minutes

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Ok .. I need you to get going now and get back to me once done with the western union payment to the vendor okay ....
I will be back in a jiffy!

Okay what can you see on the your Screen?
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My screen says Make payment, change diaper, report fraud, and adjust account.