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- >As you are walking down the street, a loud clank noise is heard.
- >You turn towards where the sound came from and see a shining sword sticking up out of the ground.
- >It somehow pierced right through the cobblestone and is standing straight up now.
- >A few ponies have noticed as well and begin to walk over.
- >The sword seems to glow as it stabs the planet, making you all want it for yourselves.
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- >You walk up and grab onto the handle.
- >Then use your strength and pull up.
- >It doesn't even budge.
- >Wow...
- >You try again but with more force this time.
- >It still does not move an inch.
- >Holy shit this thing is in deep.
- >Begin to stroke your chin in thought.
- >A light bulb appears above your head.
- >You grab on to the handle and thrust upwards with all of your strength.
- >Absolutely nothing.
- "FUCK THIS!"
- >You stomp over to a bench and slam your ass down.
- >Bon Bon comes over to the sword and tilts her head in confusion.
- >She bites the handle and pulls.
- >It obviously doesn't move.
- >Lyra comes up behind her and bites her tail as she bites the handle.
- >Both of them pull back.
- >It still doesn't move.
- >They switch rolls with Lyra holding on to the sword and Bon Bon pulling her.
- >That doesn't work either.
- >They walk away hanging their heads.
- >Fluttershy flies by and then stops when she sees it.
- >Her eyes grow wide and then she smirks.
- >She brings her hoof up to her mouth and somehow whistles like that.
- >A bunch of animals come over to her.
- >She instructs them to line up big to small and pull on each other as she pulls the sword.
- >The sword moves a little bit but then goes back.
- >All of the animals stop and she flies up a little bit.
- >She thinks of an idea and then flies back over to her animals.
- >The ones that cannot fly besides the bear go back home.
- >The bear grabs hold of the sword and all of the flying animals and Fluttershy lift the bear.
- >He grabs the sword and then they all fly up at once.
- >His paws slip and they all go flying into the sky, crashing behind some buildings.
- >You shake your head slightly.
- >Applejack is lead up to the sword by her little sister Applebloom.
- >AJ walks up to the sword and circles it a bit, studying it.
- >Then she turns around and lifts her legs to buck.
- >When her hooves strike the sword, it bends and sends the same amount of force back at her as it straightens.
- >This sends her flying back into her sister.
- >Both of them are knocked unconscious.
- >Huh.
- >Is it even possible to get this out?
- >A tower of shopping bags is seen coming through the town.
- >Suddenly they all fall and you see Spike covered in fabric standing right next to Rarity.
- >Rarity's eyes are wide and the glow from the sword is reflected in them.
- >Spike catches wind of this and rushes over to the sword.
- >He pulls on it and it doesn't move.
- >Then he scratches his scales thinking of a way to get this gift to his mare.
- >His eyes widen and he zooms off.
- >He comes back with a rope and ties it to the handle of the sword.
- >Then he takes the rope in his mouth and climbs the side of the town square building.
- >He then attaches a few cinder blocks up there to the end of the rope and pushes it off the other side.
- >The rope tightens and Spike looks back down.
- >It hasn't moved.
- >Growing desperate now, he adds his own weight to the cinder blocks at the end of the rope.
- >The knot on the sword slips off and Spike falls to the ground with the cinder blocks.
- >Rarity rushes to his aid and takes him to the hospital.
- >A rainbow streak is seen across the sky.
- >It curves down to the sword.
- >Rainbow Dash is there looking at her reflection in the sword.
- >She smirks and then bites down on the handle, pulling back.
- >It doesn't move so she tries flying while biting it.
- >Still not going anywhere.
- >And she looks angry.
- >She zooms off.
- >A few minutes later an explosion noise is heard.
- >You watch as she zooms over with a rope and hook attached to her waist.
- >The hook goes right into a tiny hole on the tip of the handle and Rainbow pulls it with the rope.
- >To your surprise, the sword comes flying out of the ground.
- >When it gets up high, the hook carrying it slips out.
- >Rainbow cannot slow down and continues flying off into the distance.
- >The sword goes up quite a bit and then stabs right back into the ground at a different spot.
- >Are you fucking serious?
- >Just then Twilight is seen walking.
- >She is snout deep in a book and not looking where she is going.
- >The book hits the sword and she drops it accidentally.
- >When she looks up to see what she has run into, her pupils grow.
- >She bites down on the handle and pulls back.
- >It doesn't budge.
- >Her brow furrows and she backs away.
- >Then her horn glows and a purplish pink aura can be seen around the sword.
- >Sweat begins rolling down her face as she tries her hardest to move it.
- >The ground around the sword begins to crack and then the chunk of ground is lifted up.
- >She tries shaking it loose but cannot and drops it back down.
- >With a groan she stomps away angrily.
- >Pinkie is bouncing by and stops in mid air.
- >Her eyes bulge out, touch the sword, and come back.
- >She zooms over there and lands on it.
- >She tries pulling it with her teeth.
- >Nothing.
- >Then she is on top of it pulling it up.
- >Still nothing.
- >She wraps her tail around the blade and sits on the handle.
- >Then her entire body vibrates.
- >The sword slightly moves up but then drops back down.
- >It sinks even deeper.
- >She jumps off and growls at it.
- >Then her hooves stretch far away and she pulls a cannon back.
- >She puts an actual bomb in it and points it at the sword.
- >She presses the button on top and covers her ears with her hooves.
- >It fires and makes quite a bang.
- >When the clouds of dust clear, you cannot believe what you are seeing.
- >The ground around where the sword is has been blown up, save for a lone spire where the sword rests.
- >Pinkie's eye twitches.
- >Then steam shoots out of her ears and all the smut explodes off her body.
- >She jumps down in the hole and begins beating at the stone there until the sword is free.
- >It pierces the bottom of the hole.
- >She shakes her head and climbs out of the hole.
- >Then walks away with her head hung.
- >Applejack wakes up and looks over to the hole in the ground where the sword rests.
- >She then runs off.
- >A lone balloon floats by and stops above the hole.
- >It pops and the pieces of it stretch out to form Discord.
- >He looks down at it and then slithers through the air to it.
- >He puts his hand on it and pulls up thinking it would just come out.
- >But it doesn't even move.
- >He is taken back for a second and then pulls again.
- >Same result.
- >It's funny that he thinks adding a second hand would help at all.
- >Because it doesn't.
- >He turns the ground into cake with a snap of his fingers.
- >The bench you are sitting on begins to sink and you hold on tight.
- >Roseluck gasps and then takes a huge chunk of cake out of the ground up to her mouth, licking her lips.
- >Discord tries pulling up again.
- >It still doesn't move.
- >Serious rage is seen on his face as he turns the ground back to normal.
- >The bench is set back the right way and you sigh in relief.
- >Roseluck takes a bite out of rock and shatters all her teeth.
- >Discord points his finger at the sword and fires a blast of magic at it.
- >It bounces off the sword and hits him in the chest, melting him into a puddle of all his colors.
- >The liquid Discord runs down the street and then flies off to Canterlot in the distance.
- >The mane six come to the sword with their elements.
- >They surround the hole and then all of them begin floating.
- >A rainbow is fired at the sword.
- >In a nearly blinding light, the rainbow is shot back at them.
- >They all fall to the ground and the elements shatter.
- >Twilight is screaming about the elements of harmony while the other five stare at the sword.
- >Suddenly they huddle together.
- >Then they split up, each running into town at a different direction.
- >Within a couple minutes, they have gathered all of P0nyville into a single file line.
- >With Twilight holding on to the sword, they all pull back at once.
- >The amount of pressure from this is too much even for the sword, and it comes flying out.
- >It disappears with a twinkle in the sky.
- >Twilight rubs a hoof behind her head.
- >"Hehe... Guess that was too strong."
- >...
- >Past the Everfree Forest and hidden in the mountains lies the Changeling empire.
- >As they do their own things, a sword stabs into the ground.
- The End.
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