roommates - Baseball bat part 2

from /roommates/ Easter Egg Presesnt Edition
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>Bonbon is still asking for a crossbow for her favorite special move
>it's just a baseball attached to the end of the bolt
>It was promptly denied
>So she just got the modified potato gun covered in symbols from ten different shows
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She lunches a baseball from a potato gun and Mike still hits it? I mean how fast are some of those pitch machines?
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Pitch machines are as fast as you set it
I wasn't thinking of him hitting it more around Mike dogging the first shot before disarming her
>And everyone being upset they can't use it
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>Mike has to stop the fights of them using the bats like swords
>They all don't now how to actually hold or swing them
>All they know is from cartoons when they were kids and TV adds for fast food toys
>The first step is getting them to stop throwing bats at the ball as the swing
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Ah, I remember little league.
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>Shes up to bat
>Picks up a second bat
>Yells *PLAY BALL* before hitting it straight into the air
>She just stand still placing both ends of the bats together
>Mike:What are you doing?
>Bonbon:Defending the ball before any foe can take it
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It's like watching baseball at the special Olympics
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>It only gets worse when Chiclet grabs a third in her teeth
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>Chiclet has been a fan of baseball since she was an egg
>This is her first game and by God, she's going to win
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>Mike's version is physically possible without breaking bones
>Bonbons version is more lapping than game
>The pick and choose what they like
>Haddock always gets to man the cannon with supervision
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>Bonbon trying to be zoro
>She kept the best ones for herself
>Mike had to take them away after hitting herself trying to spin them
>She accepted she just isn't skilled enough to use them
>Happily she brought the great shield just incase