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- Ophelia: [serious] Hmm, perhaps if I-
- Ophelia: [injured] No, that wouldn’t be enough of a catalyst, would it?
- Ophelia: Perhaps if I burnt more holy wood…
- Selkie: What’s wrong, Ophelia? Did you lose one of your pretty rocks?
- Ophelia: [sad] No, simply trying to ensnare the mysteries of the universe in the steel trap of comprehension.
- Selkie: [smile, closed eyes] Sounds fun! Can I help?
- Ophelia: [wink] Actually, yes! It’s a very important task! Vital, even!
- Selkie: [smile] What is it? I can do it!
- Ophelia: Just keep an eye on my crystals for a little while, I need to get some holy wood to burn, okay bye!
- [Ophelia leaves]
- Selkie: [sweat, frown] Booooring.
- Selkie: But Ophelia said they’re important, so I can’t just go and play.
- Selkie: [frown] …
- Selkie: [smile] Wonder how many of these I could stack on each other?
- [scene transition]
- Ophelia: [injured] Wh-whoa!
- [crash]
- Ophelia: [sweat] That should certainly be enough wood for at least three smoke divinations.
- Selkie: You’re finally back! That was sooooo boring!
- Ophelia: [smile] Thank you for watching my cry-
- Ophelia: [surprised] By Cymbeline’s flames! What did you do?!
- Selkie: [smile] Well, I started stacking ‘em, but then I got bored of that, so I got some others and I thought I’d try and build a pyramid with them, but then this stupid bug landed on it, so I caught the bug and knocked it down, and-
- Ophelia: [smile] It’s PERFECT!
- Ophelia: [smile, closed eyes] Don’t you see what you’ve done here, oh fox of foresight? Our soldiers are assembled!
- Selkie: [sweat] Soldiers? You mean the rocks?
- Ophelia: Not mere rocks! Each of these corresponds to one of the chosen heroes of our mighty army!
- Ophelia: This is the ambush Lord/Lady Avatar planned for tomorrow! It’s incredible!
- Ophelia: Why, you’d put Papa’s dioramas to shame!
- Selkie: [sweat] Daya-what?
- Ophelia: If this is truly how the battle will play out, then your strategic foresight is invaluable!
- Selkie: [smile] Oh, neat!
- Selkie: So~~, you wanna play now?
- Ophelia: Of course I do!
- Ophelia: [wink] Play with the threads that bind our souls to fate, that is!
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- Ophelia: [smile] Now, weavers of destiny, let your designs be made clear as day!
- Ophelia: As I cast these stones, so let the die of fate be- AAAAH!
- [Selkie appears]
- Selkie: Heya! Whatcha playing?
- Ophelia: [frown] …
- Selkie: Ofiiieeee?
- Selkie: [frown] You awake in there? Your eyes are open…
- Ophelia: [wink, blush] Magnificent!
- Ophelia: You’ve done it again, Selkie!
- Ophelia: I’d heard kitsune were agents of destiny, but this exceeded my every expectation!
- Selkie: [sweat] Huh?
- Ophelia: When you collided with me just now, I was trying to foretell how our next battle might go.
- Ophelia: And look at the way you’ve scattered the troops!
- Selkie: [sweat] Troops? You mean the rocks?
- Ophelia: Not mere rocks! Each of these corresponds to one of the chosen heroes of our mighty army!
- Ophelia: This hardy aquamarine, for example, is Lady Azura!
- Ophelia: [wink] And as you’ve foretold, she’s going to begin the battle with a brilliant ambush!
- Selkie: [smile] Oooh! Ooooh! Which one’s me?
- Ophelia: Just here, see? This one.
- Ophelia: [wink] It’s a tigerseye with a very odd colouration.
- Selkie: [smile, closed eyes] It’s the same colour as my hair! That’s so cool!
- Selkie: So wait, I helped you just by crashing into you?
- Ophelia: [smile, closed eyes] Yes! Thank you very much.
- Selkie: [sweat, smile] No problem! I can bump into you any time!
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- Selkie: (Let’s see, Ofie said to interrupt her whenever destiny felt right, so c’mon, destiny!)
- Selkie: [smile] (Ooh! There’s my stone, and there’s Avatar’s, and Daddy’s, and…)
- Selkie: [frown] (Ohhh, that’s weird. Where’s Ofie’s?)
- Selkie: Hey, Ophelia! Where’s your pretty stone?
- Ophelia: [eyes closed] …entreat ye, oh gods of-
- Ophelia: [frown] Huh?
- Selkie: Which one’s yours?
- Ophelia: [injured] Um…
- Selkie: [frown] But- I thought you said all the “chosen heroes of our mighty army” had them.
- Ophelia: [sweat] I did say that, didn’t I?
- Selkie: [upset] Hey, Ofie, you’re always talking about destiny and fate and chosen ones, right? But…
- Ophelia: [eyes closed] You wouldn’t understand, Selkie. You’re a chosen one.
- Ophelia: I’m but a mere vessel of fate. A hand which scatters the threads.
- Selkie: [upset] That’s stupid! Who wouldn’t choose someone like you?
- Ophelia: Fate isn’t really a ‘who’…
- Ophelia: [sad] I’ve always longed to be special, but surely if I were, there’d be some sort of sign.
- Ophelia: So the only sensible explanation is-
- Selkie: [frown] No way! That’s not sensible at all!
- Selkie: [smile, closed eyes] C’mon, let’s go find an Ophelia stone!
- Ophelia: [blush] But-
- Selkie: No buts! I’m an agent of destiny, and destiny says Ofie gets a stone too!
- Selkie: C’mon! Something gold and sparkly, or maybe the colour of your hair!
- Ophelia: [blush, surprised] Ack! I can barely keep up! Selkiiieeeee!
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- Selkie: [smile] Aaand there we go! Finishing touch!
- Ophelia: Selkie? What are you doing?
- Selkie: [blush, smile] Just in time! Morning, Ofie!
- Selkie: I was just talking to destiny and scattering some stones – take a look at my very own battle augury!
- Ophelia: [surprised] Where are the enemies?
- Selkie: Oh, we already beat them up in this fortune!
- Ophelia: And everyone’s gathered together over here, except the two of us…
- Ophelia: [blush] Why are we so far away from everyone?
- Selkie: [blush] W-well- it’s because-
- Selkie: [blush, determined] HYAH!
- Selkie: [blush, smile] We’re holding hands! Just like we are now!
- Selkie: See, it’s the future!
- Ophelia: [blush] Holding hands, hmm?
- Ophelia: [wink, blush] You know, this is part of a sacred mystical ritual, for two maidens such as ourselves to hold hands.
- Selkie: [blush] Oooh, ooh! I know the other part! Close your eyes!
- Ophelia: [blush, closed eyes] !
- Selkie: [blush, smile] Now you do me!
- Ophelia: [blush, smile] Your cheek’s so soft…
- Selkie: [blush] So are your lips.
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