Fire Pony

>Paramedic with LA City Fire Dept .
>Patient goes into Ventricular Fibrillation
>The crew before you fucked up the Defibrillators
>No way to shock patient
>Fluffy pony comes running into the room
>”Fwuffy wan be Fiya pony, too!!!”
>Fluffy pony runs around like an idiot making siren noises
>”WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
>Grabs fluffy pony
>Rubs it on floor
>Fluffy pony giggles stupidly thinking it’s a game
>Touches patient’s chest
>Static electricity shocks patient’s heart back into normal sinus rhythm
>Fluffy pony’s coat combusts from massive electric surge
>”Fire Pony” indeed