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a new friend part 1

Jun 17th, 2012
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  1. >Be Rox's owner. 6ft in hight, average weight and build with short brown hair.
  2. >Last night Rox tried humping his spaghetti....stupid thing, but you love him anyway.
  3. >As punishment you decide to give him 3 whacks with the sorry stick. It's not even enough to leave a mark on a toddler, but it gets the job done.
  4. >You are taking him to the vets to get him checked out and to make sure there is no damage.
  5. >while there you realize you forgot about his cat-flap that lets him in the garden being open.
  6. >You push it to the back of your mind and stroke Rox behind his ears. Being here always makes him scared, ever since you first got him his first inoculations.
  7. >He seems calmer while you do this and then the vet comes in.
  8. >"Nuuu!! No wet ba munstah take fwuffy wiff huwty stick"
  9. >You reassure him that he isnt getting another jab and his just getting looked at.
  10. >"N.....n..no huwty stick?" He says with teary eyes.
  11. >"No, no hurty stick today" This gets him to settle down and go willingly.
  12. >The whole check up takes around 20 minutes and £10.
  13. >You arrive home with a happy fluffy sucking on a lollipop the vet gave him who instantly darts to his safe room to blow with his blocks.
  14. >As Rox is occupied you decide to look around to house to make sure no strays got into your house. Luckily, there is no sign of them.
  15. >Later that day whilst Rox is still in his safe room you hear a repeating "eenf" "eenf" noise.
  16. >You think to yourself "this cant be good. And I dont want any more fluffies in the house of some fluffy get pregnant"
  17. >You barge into your door only to be knocked back in shock at what you see......a male fluffy pony that has dark blue fluffy all around is mounting yours.
  18. >A rage builds up inside you. You would normally never hurt a fluffy but this one.....this one is befouling your precious Rox.
  19. >You rip the pony from Rox and start shaking him while shouting at him..."WHY ARE YOU HERE?!" "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!"..........
  20. >The dark blue fluff ball starts crying and choking on his tears. You can tell it was a he was a male from his erect penis between his legs.
  21. >"Why huwt fwu...fwuff...fwuffeheheheeeee......?"
  22. >"Nuuu! Dadee... pwease put boyfwen' down"
  23. >"Boyfriend" you think to yourself
  24. >Now you are starting to regret letting Rox watch the discovery channel.
  25. >You put the crying ball of fluff on the floor where Rox goes to his aid saying "huggies make betah" over and over again.
  26. >Eventually the crying stops and the blue fluffy looks at you with sad eyes and hugging Rox like there was no tomorrow.
  27. >You sit down on the floor next to them. As soon as you touch the floor, he runs behind Rox shouting about the bad "munstah" going to get him.
  28. >Rox calmly says "this no munstah, this my daddy" to which the blue fluffy replies "wish fwuffy had daddy. can yoo be daddy?"
  29. >You ponder this for a while, wondering if you can afford him and does Rox really love him.
  30. >You decide to talk to Rox about it.
  31. >"Rox" you say. "why do you want a boyfriend and not a girlfriend?" and "How did he get here?"
  32. >You are stuck for words due to Rox's response..."I found him in here when got home"....."Boyfwen wa' hungy so I gave nummies"
  33. >You turn to the now calmer fluffy and ask "why did you come here?" in a calm voice
  34. >"Fwuffy was hungy and smewwed foodies, so fwuffy come hewe."
  35. >You moll over what they say and come to a conclusion.................
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  38. To be continued
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