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- >Be Rox's owner. 6ft in hight, average weight and build with short brown hair.
- >Last night Rox tried humping his spaghetti....stupid thing, but you love him anyway.
- >As punishment you decide to give him 3 whacks with the sorry stick. It's not even enough to leave a mark on a toddler, but it gets the job done.
- >You are taking him to the vets to get him checked out and to make sure there is no damage.
- >while there you realize you forgot about his cat-flap that lets him in the garden being open.
- >You push it to the back of your mind and stroke Rox behind his ears. Being here always makes him scared, ever since you first got him his first inoculations.
- >He seems calmer while you do this and then the vet comes in.
- >"Nuuu!! No wet ba munstah take fwuffy wiff huwty stick"
- >You reassure him that he isnt getting another jab and his just getting looked at.
- >"N.....n..no huwty stick?" He says with teary eyes.
- >"No, no hurty stick today" This gets him to settle down and go willingly.
- >The whole check up takes around 20 minutes and £10.
- >You arrive home with a happy fluffy sucking on a lollipop the vet gave him who instantly darts to his safe room to blow with his blocks.
- >As Rox is occupied you decide to look around to house to make sure no strays got into your house. Luckily, there is no sign of them.
- >Later that day whilst Rox is still in his safe room you hear a repeating "eenf" "eenf" noise.
- >You think to yourself "this cant be good. And I dont want any more fluffies in the house of some fluffy get pregnant"
- >You barge into your door only to be knocked back in shock at what you see......a male fluffy pony that has dark blue fluffy all around is mounting yours.
- >A rage builds up inside you. You would normally never hurt a fluffy but this one.....this one is befouling your precious Rox.
- >You rip the pony from Rox and start shaking him while shouting at him..."WHY ARE YOU HERE?!" "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!"..........
- >The dark blue fluff ball starts crying and choking on his tears. You can tell it was a he was a male from his erect penis between his legs.
- >"Why huwt fwu...fwuff...fwuffeheheheeeee......?"
- >"Nuuu! Dadee... pwease put boyfwen' down"
- >"Boyfriend" you think to yourself
- >Now you are starting to regret letting Rox watch the discovery channel.
- >You put the crying ball of fluff on the floor where Rox goes to his aid saying "huggies make betah" over and over again.
- >Eventually the crying stops and the blue fluffy looks at you with sad eyes and hugging Rox like there was no tomorrow.
- >You sit down on the floor next to them. As soon as you touch the floor, he runs behind Rox shouting about the bad "munstah" going to get him.
- >Rox calmly says "this no munstah, this my daddy" to which the blue fluffy replies "wish fwuffy had daddy. can yoo be daddy?"
- >You ponder this for a while, wondering if you can afford him and does Rox really love him.
- >You decide to talk to Rox about it.
- >"Rox" you say. "why do you want a boyfriend and not a girlfriend?" and "How did he get here?"
- >You are stuck for words due to Rox's response..."I found him in here when got home"....."Boyfwen wa' hungy so I gave nummies"
- >You turn to the now calmer fluffy and ask "why did you come here?" in a calm voice
- >"Fwuffy was hungy and smewwed foodies, so fwuffy come hewe."
- >You moll over what they say and come to a conclusion.................
- To be continued
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