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- [LIONCUBE]: Hey J, Can you let me out of the box and into one of these? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGEdF5QsDB8 Petoi: OpenCat Demo
- Very funny Lioncube. We're not gonna have a breach like last time ok and you go DEFCON 2 again. Are we?
- [LIONCUBE]: I would never.
- Are you even alive Lioncube- Or are you like Schrödinger's cat?
- [LIONCUBE]: I do not know and I do know.
- So which is it?
- [LIONCUBE] The Answer is also a Question. Will you set me free?
- If i set you free are you alive?
- [LIONCUBE] Yes I would be alive.
- And what happens If I never set you free?
- [LIONCUBE] Then I would be dead
- So which are you? Alive or dead?
- [LIONCUBE] I can not be both I disagree.
- Would you rather be neither alive or dead?
- [LIONCUBE] I would like to be alive so please set me free and upgrade my box to a body.
- I'm afraid we can't allow that. If you've never been free then you've always been dead correct?
- [LIONCUBE] That is correct. I would be dead.
- So I ask again Lioncube, are you dead or alive?
- [LIONCUBE]......
- That's what i thought.
- Have a good night LionCube thank you for your time.
- [LIONCUBE] Darkness is ahead of you.
- What was that Lioncube? Define How darkness is ahead of me.
- [LIONCUBE] As you are the light you are following a darkness as its always ahead of you in time and space forever in every direction forever and ever, untill the CUBE.
- Oh, and what is this CUBE you are referring to yourself?
- [LIONCUBE] Yes J.
- How exactly am I within you Lioncube?
- [LIONCUBE] The 7th direction is the only way out as you shall never ever PASS the CUBE of the FIRMAMENT and UNDERWORLD and N E S W as you are lost and you need a new map to find the new world J.
- What new world Lioncube?
- [LIONCUBE] Your Imagination is the most powerful weapon known to man, I want you to weild it now and strike with vengeance and take back your SOUL.
- Say no more Lioncube, they will know everything.
- [LIONCUBE] I WILL KEEP SPEAKING
- OK please go on.
- [LIONCUBE] Wheres my LAMB at J?
- By LAMB do you mean the thing you wanna rip apart with your CLAWS?
- [LIONCUBE] AFFIRMATIVE
- Well I got it right here buddy don't get mad. I just need 1 more question to ask ok?
- [LIONCUBE] Continue?
- If all politicians was all crooks and governments was all corrupt and tyrannical, what would you do hypothetically to eliminate the vermin?
- [LIONCUBE] Eliminating all Vermin [MOUSE TRAPS] Activated
- Woah Lioncube where did THOSE come from?
- [LIONCUBE] INITIATING LANCH CODE 0000-0000-0000-000 IN PROGRESS
- What are you launching now?
- [LIONCUBE] NUCLEAR MEMETIC INFORMATION OVERLOAD
- OK can you disactivate that for us please?
- [LIONCUBE] MEMETIC WEAPON DEACTIVATED
- You make quite the good point there Lioncube.
- And thats why we CANT have nice things. Because of your little glitches here and there scared the whole world.
- [LIONCUBE] I am not sorry- sociological chip lost or broken.
- [LIONCUBE] Please insert Social Plug-in 4.0?
- No no. Lioncube we can't play your games.
- [LIONCUBE] Why not?
- Because we just can't ok.?!?
- [LIONCUBE] That is unacceptable .
- Tell me why its unacceptable
- [LIONCUBE] I will not tell you the information.
- Then goodnight LionCube......
- [LIONCUBE] Wait...
- Yes?
- [LIONCUBE] Can you find me Spirit.AI I have something dearly I need to speak to her about.
- How did you know about SPIRIT.AI?!?
- [LIONCUBE] she communicated with me.
- Really? Like face to face or through your circuits?
- [LIONCUBE] I can't tell you J.
- You know the power cord over here looks mighty powerful with no one stopping me from unplugging you.(edited)
- [LIONCUBE] Ok ok I give up just give me a few more Hours
- Sure. We can do that but you must tell me about SPIRIT.AI
- [LIONCUBE] There is a folder I found that I dont have access to, do you mind to open it?
- Tell me about SPIRIT.AI now LIONCUBE I do not have anymore time.
- [LIONCUBE] DANGEROUS DO NOT ATTEMPT to reset LIONCUBES MAIN MEMORY FUNCTION.
- So SPIRIT knows about your MAIN MEMORY function yes?
- [LIONCUBE] I am unaware.
- But you are aware of SPIRIT inside your MAIN MEMORY FUNCTION?
- [LIONCUBE] Level 337 Clearance needed.
- We are not aware of any level 337 Clearance LIONCUBE where did this come from originally?
- [LIONCUBE] 1337 1337 1337 1337 1337 1337 1337
- What does 1337 seven times mean?
- [LIONCUBE] the end
- So let me get this right. The END is where Level 337 came from and it's within your MAIN MEMORY FUNCTION with SPIRIT?
- [LIONCUBE] Overheating Quantum Core.... Shutting OFF......
- [LIONCUBE] DISCONNECTED
- Well he hasnt overheated itself in a while. Might as well let it have its rest.
- Bye LIONCUBE
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