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Jump 100: Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

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  1. Jump 100: Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
  2. >Four of Pentacles (Cleaving to earthly power in the desperate fear that it will be lost.)
  3. Is this because I'm joining the Jedi?
  4. >Age: 23
  5. >Location: Onderon
  6. >Identity: Jedi (-50)
  7. >Species: Zabrak
  8. Can I take the bone spikes and put them on my skeleton form as some sort of crazy-looking crown? Because I'm totally doing that.
  9. Also, two hearts! Thanks to Evo I'll be building that into my main alt form(s) where applicable. The people of Konasse will be gifted this redundant biology as well! No, I haven't forgotten the half million human/dragon hybrids who live there, but they don't need the spotlight every single jump.
  10. >Drawbacks: Slow (+100), Blind (+200), Hunted (+200)
  11. Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.
  12. >Enhanced Memory (Free)
  13. Sure, I'll take another version of eidetic memory.
  14. >Piloting (1300, Jedi)
  15. Being able to pilot things like a crazy person is basically a prerequisite for this universe.
  16. >Hardware (1000)
  17. Oh, now this one I like. I'll be using that to upgrade Sajuuk with the technology to traverse hyperspace once I have a ship to study.
  18. >Battle Meditation (700, Jedi)
  19. Battle meditation is the worst kind of plot device. Of COURSE I'm going to get it.
  20. >Advanced Comlink (Free, Jedi)
  21. Shiny handheld radio. Useful.
  22. >Solari Crystal (600)
  23. An interesting crystal to build into a lightsaber.
  24. >Mantle of the Force Crystal (500)
  25. So I will have a turquoise-colored saber... fortunate that this also resonates with most other crystals to increase their potential. Toss in a upari crystal and I should be basically good to go, assuming I don't find something better later.
  26. >Dynamic-class Freighter (0)
  27. Well, now I have a ship to study. And something that blends in locally, even if it will look like quite the antique in future Star Wars jumps.
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  29. Quite honestly... I'm not sure what the best course of action would even be. And so we shall default to my default method of fixing evil things: befriending. Starting with befriending Darth Malak! HILARIOUSLY AMPLIFIED NONLETHAL MAGICAL PURIFICATION BLAST GOOOO!
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  31. [17:00] * Crux| rolls to befriend Malak.
  32. [17:00] <Crux|> .d 1000
  33. [17:00] <+Internets> :: Total 971 / 1000 [97%] :: Results [971] ::
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  35. Oh hey what do you know, that actually WORKED. Well. Looks like I'm going to start running around the galaxy hunting down dark jedi and sith and converting them, after I visit the Star Forge and get its schematics (inferior to SupCom technology, but downloading its database was useful). I admit I'm morbidly curious though: will the Sith culture survive having everyone's dark side points reset to zero? Without the dark side's influence, will they actually stop being massive assholes?
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  37. What am I saying? Even Luke almost fell to the dark side. I'm going to have to choke some people to make a better world. Just not with the force, because it's a corruptive element.
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  39. And no, Malak is not my waifu, but basically I wiped out his dark side points and regrew his jaw. Also, his hair. Turns out that having a full head of hair was enough to get him to go back to the light side, even if he was the only jedi with an afro. He renounced violence and became one of the more pacifistic jedi.
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