Knight named White

Just thought I might

present this slight byte

'bout an upright young knight

by the name of Nick White .

Though you might find it trite,

he possessed quite a height,

'fact he once took a bite from a kite while mid-flight.

Early at night

he'd enter stage right,

standing square in the light,

what a sight,

he'd recite,

and excite them to fright with his prose so forthright.

"What a joyful delight,

as sharp as a bite,

that we've witnessed tonight,

this Nick White's spiteful blight!"

Then when the time was just right,

when they wanted more White,

he'd ignore their slight plight,

take his Sprite

(diet light),

and with eyes shining bright make them fight for the right.

He'd begin to ignite,

as was his night's rite,

the beacon of light to incite the Dark Knight.

"What gives you the right!?"

said the black-cloaked bat-Knight.

"I've told you outright,

and I've been quite polite,

that the sight of your light causes me to take flight.

I came here despite

the citizen's plight

for a Knight

in the night

to banish the blight."

Then Nick White,

with his height

in the calcium light,

wrapped his bight*

'round the Knight

and with all of the might that Nick White could incite

Swung the knight,

like a kite

right off of stage right.

Now you've heard here tonight,

as I set forth to write

the tale of this "upright young Knight named Nick White"

Though it wouldn't be right

in the eyes that hold sight,

to cite further fights of this question'ble "Knight"

So instead I'll invite

all those who sat tight

To please hear my plight

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