Touken Ranbu: What has Tobe Done

Hasebe Hitorikiri walked like speed of light back to his motorcycl hoarse and left behind the bad place behind him. Hasebe Hitorikiri had to ride his motorcycle hores really fast back to the office but Hasebe Hitorikiris gas ran out. Hasebe Hitorikiri jumped fast off the motorcycle hoars and landed on dead peoples hands.

"Hasebe Heshikiri is now these hands... i must kill the next boss and live up to full-life consequences!" Hasebe Hitorikiri said out loud.

Hasebe Hitorikiri picked up a laser oodachi and aimed it at trees to see if he could. Hasebe Hitorikiri sliced and tree fell down in front of him. Hasebe Hitorikiri seen eggs fall out of the tree and he put them back home safe.

"These kwame pigeons dont have to see Hasebe Heshikiri yet. its not time." Hasebe Hitorikiri said to him.

Hasebe Hitorikiri had to walked faster and was back at his office work and on a scroll. He looked on the internet and found the next boss. "I know his weakness now" Hasebe Hitorikiri said. And after that he got emails from someone. Hasebe Hitorikiri opened up the emails and read them. "Dear Hasebe Hitorikiri, how are you? I miss you at home come home safe and soon with Hasebe Heshikiri for thanksgiving dinner. Love mom." Hasebe Hitorikiri looked at it and got sad and yelled "I WILL KILL THE BOSS AND HASABE HESHIKARI WILL BE HAPPY SOUL!" then he turned on off the scroll and wet on the platform again down to his other more faster motorcycle whores that had gas in it this time.

Hasebe Hitorikiri put the laser oodachi on his motorcycle hoers and his yari gun and his nagunata that he found on the side of the motorcycle whors. He went through traffic and went fast like litning to back to Sexxaygahara and back to the bad place where Hasebe Heshikiri was. Hasebe Hitorikiri went off road and did backflips and landed on back wheels but kept going too.

Hasebe Hitorikiri went really fast again like before and was soon back again at Sekigahurry but saw more tnato goasts. Hasebe Hitorikiri said to them "Tomato goasts i have killed your friends at the old house and i dont want to shoot your heads. move near the countrysides and you will be friends of Hasebe Hitorikiri." The tantor goasts said that "no we will kill you" and walked fast to Hasebe Hitorikiris motorcycle horssse. Hasebe Hitorikiri waited until they were in front of his motorcycle horsd and backflipped off his bars and shot heads below and landed and walked fast to where the next boss was.

"you will be one of us!" yelled the dead Toronto goasts. Hasebe Hitorikiri laughed and shot a yari at them.

Hasebe Hitorikiri saw the next boss far down the road and walked slow this time. He walked really slow like a Ishikirimaru and sat down on a rock and watched the next boss near the dead last boss and where the place that Hasebe Heshikiri was. The next boss was laughing at Hasebe Hitorikiri so Hasebe Hitorikiri said "YOU WILL NOT LAUGH AT ME!" and shot a yari at him since that was his weakness.

The next boss died and Hasebe Hitorikiri was happy. He walked over to the dead bosses and put them under the ground and planted pants on them so instead of messy dirt and dark there was pretty things there now to be happy.

Hasebe Hitorikiri walked to where Hasebe Heshikiri was lying dead and crushed from the next bosss feet and looked down. A tear droped out of Hasebe Hitorikiris eye and landed on Hasebe Heshikiri.

"You are dead bro and i killed the evil boss." Hasebe Hitorikiri told Hasebe Heshikiri.

Then Hasebe Hitorikiri saw something bad. A kiboshi was on Hasebe Heshikiri! Hasebe Heshikiri standed up and said "Hasebe Hitorikiri... you got here slow and now i am retrograde goast. you will pay..."

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