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  1. [09:52] CPP RIGHT NOW opened memo on board DTG.
  2. [09:52] CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  3. [09:52] [#DTG] Welcome to the memo for Destroy the Godmodder! If you have no idea what that is, go look it up you nerd.
  4. [09:52] CAT made PP an OP.
  5. [09:52] CURRENT canidaePsionic [CCP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  6. [09:52] CCP: Alright. Shαll ωe mακe Build rαge todαy?
  7. [09:52] CPP: [WELCOME TO: PROJECT BINARY V 0.1.0 AI TERMINAL]
  8. [09:52] CPP: [PLEASE INPUT COMMAND]
  9. [09:52] CCP: If so, i ωill reαdy up /<0>
  10. [09:53] CURRENT ambiguousTheoretician [CAT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  11. [09:53] CAT: /<0>
  12. [09:53] CURRENT totallyTenacious [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  13. [09:53] CTT: I gtg for tonight.
  14. [09:53] CURRENT universallyCognizant [CUC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  15. [09:53] CUC: Hah, I found the story that had alethiomancy in it!
  16. [09:53] CTT: See you all!
  17. [09:53] CCP: Bye.
  18. [09:53] CAT: Bye.
  19. [09:53] CPP: ((bye))
  20. [09:53] CTT ceased responding to memo.
  21. [09:53] CPP: [INPUT: /<0>]
  22. [09:54] CPP: [OUTPUT: SUGGEST WAYS T<0> INCREASE ENTR<0>PY. 2<0>/1,<000> WAYS SUGGESTED.]
  23. [09:54] CCP: /cαll Build
  24. [09:54] ??? godmoddedGolem [?GG] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
  25. [09:54] ?GG: /<0> generate 979 ways to ıncrease entropy
  26. [09:54] CPP: [INPUT: /call Build]
  27. [09:54] CAT: Do not call Build. Oh god.
  28. [09:54] ?GG: /undo
  29. [09:55] CCP: /undo
  30. [09:55] CPP: [OUTPUT: Dialing...]
  31. [09:55] CPP: [Dialing...]
  32. [09:55] CPP: [INPUT: /undo]
  33. [09:55] CCP: too lαte
  34. [09:55] CPP: [Previous command undone.]
  35. [09:55] CCP: ornot
  36. [09:55] CAT: Thank fuck.
  37. [09:55] ?GG: /<0> generate 979 ways to ıncrease entropy
  38. [09:55] CPP: [INPUT: /<0> generate 979 ways to increase entropy]
  39. [09:55] CCP: Well, i suppose the Build Rαge Lords αre not αll here, αnyωαy.
  40. [09:55] CPP: ERROR: IMPROPER PARAMETERS
  41. [09:55] CCP: Is <0> still enαβled?
  42. [09:55] CAT: /generate 979 ways to increase entropy
  43. [09:55] ?GG: generate 979 ways to ıncrease entropy
  44. [09:55] CPP: <vc=#0c0>((the piratepad isn't working...))
  45. [09:56] CAT: I think so.
  46. [09:56] CUC: /<0> make an iteration of Build rage hard enough to explode the Green Sun.
  47. [09:56] CCP: <0> Input: Lαnuch α chαos scαle αt the godmodder αt α criticαl moment.
  48. [09:56] CCP: Just do input to input to the <0>.
  49. [09:56] CPP: [Y<0>U BEND THE METAPHYSICAL LAWS <0>F SPACE TIME, GENERATING 979 WAYS T<0> INCREASE ENTR<0>PY. BUT AS THE CHA<0>S TWISTS AND TURNS INT<0> THE PINH<0>LE <0>F THE BUTTERFLY, <0>NLY <0>NE DR<0>P LEAKS THR<0>UGH. 21/1,000.]
  50. [09:57] CURRENT chemicalAssailant [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  51. [09:57] CCA: ((gdi))
  52. [09:57] CUC: Oh.
  53. [09:57] ?GG: ((gfdi))
  54. [09:57] CAT: Eat somebody's heart.
  55. [09:58] CPP: [Y<0>U CREATE A DIGITAL C<0>PY <0>F <0>BLIVI<0>N'S GUARDIAN, WITH VISI<0>NS <0>F CURSES AND THE PAST DANCING IN HIS HEAD. HE IS S<0> ENRAGED THAT HE TELEP<0>RTS INSIDE <0>F THE GREEN SUN, CREATING A SUPERN<0>VA WITH EN<0>UGH F<0>RCE T<0> DET<0>NATE ITS C<0>NCENTRATED PLASMA, EXPELLING IT ACR<0>SS REALITY. 22/1,000.]
  56. [09:58] ?GG: >create fırst guardıan's sun stock exchange
  57. [09:58] CCP: Creαte α version of Tαzz αrgny enough to doondonαte the red sun.
  58. [09:58] CPP: [THE G<0>DM<0>DDER IS AT 1 HP. HE CRAWLS, BECK<0>NING F<0>R THE SWEET RELEASE <0>F DEATH. AND IT C<0>MES, MERCIFULLY, AS A CHA<0>S SCALE DESCENDS FR<0>M A RIP IN REALITY, PLUNGING ITSELF THR<0>UGH HIS HEART. HIS G<0>DARM IS CAST ASIDE. 23/1,000.]
  59. [09:58] CPP: ((stop))
  60. [09:59] CPP: [Y<0>U TAKE THE HEART <0>F THE FALLEN G<0>DM<0>DDER, REACHING THR<0>UGH HIS <0>RGANS AND CAVITIES T<0> PULL IT. IT STILL BEATS, TRYING T<0> FIND ITS <0>WNER. Y<0>U TAKE A DELICI<0>US BITE <0>UT <0>F IT, THE G<0>DM<0>DDING ENERGIES C<0>URSING THR<0>UGH Y<0>UR VEINS. 24/1,000.]
  61. [10:00] CPP: [RAW CHA<0>S SPASMS ACR<0>SS THE FRAMEW<0>RK <0>F THE UNIVERSE AS A BUSINESS TH<0>USANDS <0>F UNIVERSES WIDE IS CREATED T<0> C<0>NDUCT BUSINESS THR<0>UGH C<0>L<0>RED SUNS <0>F <0>MNISCIENCE. <0>NLY THE M<0>ST ANCIENT <0>F CHA<0>S G<0>DS CAN AFF<0>RD A STAKE IN THIS ST<0>CK EXCHANGE. 25/1,000.]
  62. [10:01] CPP: [MUCH IN THE SAME WAY Y<0>U CRAFTED <0>BLIVI<0>N'S GUARDIAN, Y<0>U N<0>W CREATE THE GUARDIAN <0>F FUTURE'S PAST, PLACING HIM IN A RAGE STATE BIG EN<0>UGH T<0> DESTR<0>Y THE RED SUN. IN A SINGLE AUTH<0>RIAL BL<0>W, IT IS STRICKEN <0>FF THE REC<0>RD, BACKSPACED <0>UT <0>F EXISTENCE. 26/1,000.]
  63. [10:01] CAT: Clearly, I've got the answer here.
  64. [10:01] CAT: <0>
  65. [10:01] ?GG: >create spıral sun
  66. [10:01] CCP: Fuse the scαttered remαins of the Red αnd Green Suns ωith α mαssive chαos scαle, the Ψ-Godmodder αnd the universe of Wαrhαmmer into α single sun of entrophy.
  67. [10:01] CPP: [THE BUTTERFLY'S MERE ARRIVAL HARKENS THE AP<0>CALYPSE. ALL W<0>RLDS ARE C<0>NSUMED WITH A SINGLE FLAP <0>F ITS WINGS, A SINGLE LEER <0>F ITS EYES, A SINGLE TH<0>UGHT <0>F ITS WEB <0>F MEM<0>RIES. 27/1,000.]
  68. [10:02] CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  69. [10:02] CCU: OK, so we're calling Twin now right?
  70. [10:02] CCU: | mean, Build.
  71. [10:02] CAT: Not yet.
  72. [10:02] CCU: And enacting max enragement plan.
  73. [10:02] CCU: Mph.
  74. [10:02] CPP: [Y<0>U STITCH T<0>GETHER TW<0> SUPERP<0>WERED SUNS, <0>NE <0>F SPACE AND <0>NE <0>F TIME, FUSING THEIR C<0>RES IN A H<0>RRIFIC RENDITI<0>N <0>F NUCLEAR FUSI<0>N, SUPERIMP<0>SING THEIR EXISTENCES <0>N T<0>P <0>F EACH <0>THER IN A SPIRAL SUN. 28/1,000.]
  75. [10:02] CCU: |s there any way to cheese this like we did Fredbear?
  76. [10:02] CCP: Proβαβly not.
  77. [10:02] CAT: Hopefully.
  78. [10:02] CURRENT tyrannicalGradient [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  79. [10:02] CTG: ok ok ok ok ok ok
  80. [10:02] CTG: so
  81. [10:02] CTG: i have two miniguns as steroids
  82. [10:02] CTG: i'm freaking out
  83. [10:03] CPP: shut up
  84. [10:03] ?GG: "do everythıng agaın twıce"
  85. [10:03] CTG: sorry
  86. [10:03] CPP: is fine bb
  87. [10:03] CCU: >Have two miniguns as steroids
  88. [10:03] CCU: 
  89. [10:03] CCP: ^
  90. [10:03] ?GG: >do ıt all agaın
  91. [10:03] CCU: >Reach Nuclear Throne.
  92. [10:03] CAT: Stop.
  93. [10:03] CURRENT allogeneousAboulomaniac [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  94. [10:03] CAA: >do it all again again
  95. [10:03] CCP: steroid miniguns 
  96. [10:03] CPP: SHUT UP
  97. [10:03] CCA: >DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN IN PLANET JOJ
  98. [10:03] CCA: 
  99. [10:03] CCP: guys cαn ωe pls let βuild cαtch up
  100. [10:03] CCA: ((k i'll stop))
  101. [10:03] CCP: pls
  102. [10:03] CCU: SHUT UP
  103. [10:03] CUC: ^^^
  104. [10:03] CCU: SHUT
  105. [10:03] CCU: THΞ
  106. [10:04] CCU: FUCK
  107. [10:04] CCU: UP
  108. [10:04] CCA: shut the FUCK up
  109. [10:04] CAT: Next person to speak is banned.
  110. [10:04] CCU: STFU
  111. [10:04] CCU: T
  112. [10:04] CCU: F
  113. [10:04] CPP: EVERY LINE Y<0>U TYPE MAKES IT W<0>RSE, SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
  114. [10:04] CAT banned CCU from responding to memo: [Oh well.].
  115. [10:04] CPP: [FR<0>M THE REMAINS <0>F THE RED AND GREEN SUNS, Y<0>U H<0>WL T<0>GETHER A MIASMA <0>F DEATH. Y<0>U PLACE A SINGLE SCALE <0>F CHA<0>S IN THEIR C<0>RE, F<0>LL<0>WED BY THE REMAINS <0>F THE PSI-G<0>DM<0>DDER, CASTED INT<0> <0>BLIVI<0>N, AND THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE <0>F WARHAMMER, D<0>MINATED BY THE CHA<0>S G<0>DS. THE RESULT D<0>ES N<0>T EVEN HAVE A NAME, F<0>R IF IT DID, WE W<0>ULD ALL DIE. 29/1,000.]
  116. [10:05] CPP: [IN AN<0>THER TIMELINE, A HYPERINTELLIGENT MUTANT WITH HYPERSW<0>LE MUSCLES CARRIES TW<0> MINIGUNS AS FAST AS HIS STRENGTH CAN CARRY HIM. ENEMIES FALL BY THE D<0>ZENS UNDER THE MAELSTR<0>M <0>F LEAD. 30/1,000.]
  117. [10:06] CPP: [Y<0>U PERF<0>RM EVERY SINGLE ACTI<0>N <0>VER AGAIN, GENERATING EN<0>UGH ENERGY T<0> FUEL THE H<0>RR<0>R <0>F TW<0> UNITS <0>F ENTR<0>PY. 32/1,000.]
  118. [10:06] CTG ceased responding to memo.
  119. [10:06] CURRENT taintedChampion [CTC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  120. [10:06] CTC: Pinary is back
  121. [10:06] CTC: Joy
  122. [10:06] CURRENT canonW [CCW] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  123. [10:06] CCW: /sacrasm
  124. [10:06] CAT: If you speak, you will be banned.
  125. [10:06] CCP: ssssssshhh
  126. [10:06] CPP: [YOU HAVE REACHED THE NUCLEAR THRONE. 33/1,000.]
  127. [10:06] CTC: Me or Canon
  128. [10:07] CAT banned CTC from responding to memo: [No speaking.].
  129. [10:07] CPP: [...AND Y<0>U W<0>ULD D<0> IT AGAIN. 35/1,000.]
  130. [10:07] CPP: deliver these responses <0>NE AT A TIME N<0>W. go.
  131. [10:07] CCW: I ain't playin' this game today, AT.
  132. [10:07] CCW ceased responding to memo.
  133. [10:07] CAT: Chara.
  134. [10:07] CCP: Rule suggestion for <0>: Only four suggestions αt α time. Any overfloωs ωill βe only βe done if Tωin thinκs its α good enough ideα.
  135. [10:08] CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  136. [10:08] CCU: >dump 1000 units of entropy into <0>.
  137. [10:08] CCP: Creαte αn infinity of Chαos Scαle Chαrα's,
  138. [10:08] CCA: ((he said one at a time GOD DAMMIT))
  139. [10:08] CUC: ((^))
  140. [10:08] CCA: ((^^))
  141. [10:08] CAT gave PP voice.
  142. [10:08] CURRENT taintedChampion [CTC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  143. [10:08] CTC: ((I just don't trust Pinary))
  144. [10:08] Memo is now Muted by CAT
  145. [10:09] CPP: [THE DEM<0>N WITH<0>UT A NAME CASTS AN UNWAVERING EYE ACR<0>SS A F<0>RMLESS EXPANSE. WITH <0>NLY A KNIFE T<0> CARVE <0>UT A NEW W<0>RLD AND DETERMINATI<0>N STR<0>NG EN<0>UGH T<0> PURGE A TH<0>USAND TIMELINES, THEY SMILE. 36/1,000.]
  146. [10:09] Memo is no longer Muted by CAT
  147. [10:09] CPP: [<0>NE TH<0>USAND UNITS <0>F ENTR<0>PY ARE DUMPED ACR<0>SS THE EXPANSE <0>F THE BUTTERFLY. BUT <0>NLY <0>NE IS ALL<0>WED T<0> MAKE IT THR<0>UGH. 37/1,000.]
  148. [10:10] CTC: ((What is this?))
  149. [10:10] CTG ceased responding to memo.
  150. [10:10] CAT: ((Suggest methods to increase entropy. Now shush.))
  151. [10:10] CPP: [AN INFINITUDE <0>F C<0>PIES <0>F THE DEM<0>N ARE F<0>RGED FR<0>M THE M<0>ST H<0>RRIFYING <0>F CHA<0>S SCALES. THEY ALL BECK<0>N, KNIVES <0>UTSTRETCHED, READY T<0> FINISH WHAT THE <0>RIGINAL HAD STARTED IN 201X. 38/1,000.]
  152. [10:11] CAT: Make 7x7's reality permanent.
  153. [10:11] CCU: >break the rules of <0> to dump 1,000 units directly in anyways.
  154. [10:11] CPP: [It already is. 39/1,000.]
  155. [10:11] CPP: *[It already is. 39/1,000.]
  156. [10:12] CPP: [Y<0>U STRETCH THE RULES <0>F THIS C<0>NTINUUM T<0> THEIR LIMITS, GENERATING EN<0>UGH ENTR<0>PY T<0> FUEL AN ENTR<0>PIC-SIZED SWIMMING P<0><0>L. Y<0>UR EFF<0>RTS ARE REWARDED AS THE CEILINGS ARE CRUSHED UNDER THE FL<0>W <0>F PURE CHA<0>S. 41/1,000.]
  157. [10:13] CCP: >Convert αll the steel in the universe into cheesecακes. Scαle cheesecακes, ωhich seeκ out αnd eχterminαte life. By converting it to cheesecακes.
  158. [10:13] CPP: /afk for a sec
  159. [10:13] CPP: /back
  160. [10:14] CPP: [Y<0>U TAKE A METAL S<0> WIDELY-USED IT IS UBQUITU<0>US ACR<0>SS ALL PLANES <0>F EXISTENCE, M<0>LDING IT WITH THE H<0>RR<0>R <0>F THE BUTTERFLY'S SCALES. THE CHEESECAKES THEY CREATE ARE H<0>RRIBLE, WANTING T<0> BE THE <0>NLY THING THAT EXISTS. THEY PURGE REALITY ACR<0>SS A SEA <0>F RED UNTIL THERE ARE <0>NLY CRUMBS LEFT. BUT THE CRUMBS... 42/1,000.]
  161. [10:14] CAT: #¶⁂&\÷^◊
  162. [10:15] CPP: [NINE CURSES F<0>R NINE SL<0>TS. THE GATE AT THE ENDS <0>F THE EARTH. THE LIGHT <0>F THE SLUMBERING <0>NE. 43/1,000.]
  163. [10:15] CUC: >Transform a pair of headphones into a horrible abomination that consumes the brains of whoever places it on their head.
  164. [10:16] CUC: You forgot the dagger, Erelye. Just noticed that.
  165. [10:16] CAT: Aye.
  166. [10:16] CAT: #¶⁂&\÷^†◊
  167. [10:16] CPP: [A BEAUTIFUL PAIR <0>F INN<0>CENT HEADPH<0>NES IS TURNED INT<0> AN ARTIFACT <0>F CHA<0>S, BR<0>ADCASTING THE HYMNS <0>F THE G<0>D BEL<0>W. BRAINS EVERYWHERE R<0>T, EXPUNGED INT<0> THE HEADPH<0>NES. THEY P<0>WER ELECTRICITY F<0>R MILLENIA D<0>WN IN HELL. 44/1,000.]
  168. [10:16] CAA: >make everything corn. down to the smallest atom, it is all corn now. everywhere from the microscopic to the macroscopic world is now "on a cob"
  169. [10:17] CPP: [NINE CURSES F<0>R NINE SL<0>TS. THE GATE AT THE ENDS <0>F THE EARTH. THE LIGHT <0>F THE SLUMBERING <0>NE. FIXED. 45/1,000.]
  170. [10:17] CCU: >remove 955 units of order from <0>.
  171. [10:17] CTC: >remove the neutrons from the atoms
  172. [10:18] CPP: [AT<0>MS N<0> L<0>NGER EXIST. AN UPHEAVAL <0>F REALITY FR<0>M THE M<0>ST FUNDAMENTAL LEVEL C<0>MMENCES, TEARING APART THE ENTIRETY <0>F FICTI<0>N UNTIL - AN INSTANT LATER - IT TRANSM<0>GRIFIES BACK INT<0> PLACE, BEC<0>MING A REALITY <0>F C<0>RN. ALL WRITERS <0>F N<0>NFICTI<0>N ARE C<0>MPELLED T<0> WRITE EPICS AB<0>UT THE CR<0>P. 46/1,000.]
  173. [10:18] CPP: [955 UNITS <0>F <0>RDER ARE REM<0>VED, WHICH EQUATES T<0> THE GENERATI<0>N <0>F EXACTLY 1 UNIT <0>F ENTR<0>PY USING THE FABLED BUTTERFLY EQUATI<0>N. 47/1,000.]
  174. [10:18] CCP: >Unleαsh the recκoning, eχcept the meteors αre insteαd scαles of the purest chαos, αnd the children on the meteor, tiny chαos βutterfly clones, intent on spreαding αll over reαlity.
  175. [10:20] CPP: [THE ARMIES <0>F LIGHT AND DARKNESS ARE F<0>RCED T<0> BEAR WITNESS T<0> THE RECK<0>NING, BECK<0>NING T<0>WARDS SKAIA. YET THE VEIL HAS BEEN CURSED BY CHA<0>S <0>F THE WH<0>LEST F<0>RM, AND THE PLAGUE IT SENDS <0>NT<0> EARTH WAS THE RESULT <0>F ITS AP<0>CALYPSE ALL AL<0>NG. C<0>NSUMED BY ENTR<0>PY ACR<0>SS MULTIPLE P<0>INTS IN TIME, THE PLANET BEC<0>MES N<0>THING, GR<0>UND INT<0> PASTE. 48/1,000.]
  176. [10:20] CPP: ((now TC's request.))
  177. [10:21] CPP: [ALL ACR<0>SS REALITY, NEUTR<0>NS ARE REM<0>VED FR<0>M AT<0>MS. THE GLUE KEEPING REALITY T<0>GETHER IS N<0>W UNSTUCK. P<0>SITIVES AND NEGATIVES FLY EVERY WHICH WAY, ELECTRIC CHARGE BUILDING UP IN UNPARALLELED AM<0>UNTS, UNTIL THE ENTIRETY <0>F FICTI<0>N C<0>LLAPSES SIMULTANE<0>USLY UNDER THE WEIGHT <0>F THE LARGEST LIGHTNING STRIKE EVER REC<0>RDED T<0> REALITY. THE RESULTING THUNDERCLAP DESTR<0>YS N<0>NFICTI<0>N. THAT'S W<0>RTH TW<0> RIGHT THERE. 50/1,000.]
  178. [10:21] CAA: >put "jimmies" in place of every neutron that was removed
  179. [10:22] CPP: [FICTI<0>N IS N<0>W A SEA <0>F JIMMIES FL<0>ATING IN IMMENSE ELECTRIC CHARGE. THIS IS THE PERFECT REALITY F<0>R THE GESTATI<0>N <0>F CHA<0>S. WELL, IT'S JUST THE PERFECT REALITY IN GENERAL. 51/1,000.]
  180. [10:22] CTC: >rustle reality
  181. [10:22] CPP: [REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 52/1,000]
  182. [10:22] CCU: #¶⁂&\÷^†◊<color=#ff0000>‽
  183. [10:22] CAA: ((gdi that was what i was gonna do))
  184. [10:22] CCU: darnit
  185. [10:22] CAA: ((the jimmies))
  186. [10:23] CAA: ((rustling))
  187. [10:23] CAT: #¶⁂&\÷^†◊‽
  188. [10:23] CCU: #¶⁂&\÷^†◊‽
  189. [10:23] CTC: Is that interrobang? >combine all punctuation as one
  190. [10:25] CCU: ...uhh, did we do something?
  191. [10:25] CAT: Be patient.
  192. [10:25] ?GG: >determıne whether thıs statement ıs false
  193. [10:25] CPP: ((no, was just editing the piratepad.))
  194. [10:25] CPP: ((THAT SH<0>ULD BE Y<0>UR J<0>B Y<0>U FUCKS))
  195. [10:25] CPP: (("you fucks" aside, it really should be your job))
  196. [10:26] CPP: ((now, what does that red line mean? because it just shows up as a red line to me.))
  197. [10:26] CCU: {{who?
  198. [10:26] CCU: ((I mean, what red line?))
  199. [10:26] CCU: {{| don't poke with the Piratepad.
  200. [10:26] CCP: ((For me, is an ! fused with a ?))
  201. [10:26] CUC: Probably the interrobang at the end of the string of nine curses.
  202. [10:26] CCP: ^
  203. [10:26] CAT: ^
  204. [10:26] CCU: Oh.
  205. [10:27] CCU: Yeah, it was an |nterrobang.
  206. [10:27] CPP: [NINE SYMB<0>LS F<0>R NINE SL<0>TS. THE GATE AT THE ENDS <0>F THE EARTH. THE LIGHT <0>F THE SLUMBERING <0>NE. THE FALLEN TENTH. 53/1,000.]
  207. [10:27] CCA: "the fallen tenth"
  208. [10:27] CCA: hmm...
  209. [10:27] CCP: >Replαce electrons ωith clones of Erelye, αll ωielding the hαzel ωαnd, αnd empoωered βy the grαnd ωill of chαos.
  210. [10:28] CAT: All Erelyes hate each other. Shitfest Erelye deathsplosion of reality.
  211. [10:28] ?GG: >determıne whether thıs statement ıs false
  212. [10:29] CTC: >make the musicians stop playing, awaken the Blind Idiot.
  213. [10:29] CPP: [EVERY PIECE <0>F NEGATIVE CHARGE IN REALITY TRANSM<0>GRIFIES INT<0> THE MAGE <0>F MIND, KALARE ERELYE, BEF<0>RE HE BECAME A DECEASED KN<0>WLEDGE GH<0>ST WH<0>SE S<0>UL WAS CLAIMED BY A GRINNING DEM<0>N. EVERY ERELYE SNAPS THEIR HAZEL WANDS IN TW<0>, CREATING AN EXPL<0>SI<0>N S<0> LARGE ALL JIMMIES AND PR<0>T<0>NS ARE DESTR<0>YED. FICTI<0>N ITSELF IS ERADICATED. 54/1,000.]
  214. [10:29] CPP: [BUT IF THE SENTENCE WAS FALSE, IT W<0>ULD BE TRUE, BUT THEN IT W<0>ULD BE FALSE, BUT THEN IT W<0>ULD BE TRUE, BUT THEN IT W<0>ULD BE 55/1,000.]
  215. [10:30] CCW ceased responding to memo.
  216. [10:30] CPP: [ALL MUSICIANS EVERYWHERE HAVE THEIR NECKS SNAPPED BY UNBRIDLED CHA<0>S. THEIR INSTRUMENTS LIE D<0>RMANT, AND FR<0>M THE P<0>TENTIAL S<0>UND THEY C<0>ULD BE PLAYING C<0>MES THE BLIND IDI<0>T, READY T<0> SMITE THE W<0>RLD WITH UNSEEN SIGHT. 56/1,000.]
  217. [10:30] CAA: >I'm thinking of a number. It HAPPENS to be between 450 and 850? Do you know what it is? It's inbetween my buttocks. It is also inbetween 450 and 850. It happens to be 720, which is between my buttocks, and between 450 and 850. Reach inbetween my buttocks and grab it. Its my free credit score, which happens to be between 450 and 850, and inbetween my buttocks. Why don't you reach inbetween my buttock
  218. [10:30] my free credit score, which happens to be 720?
  219. [10:30] CTC ceased responding to memo.
  220. [10:30] ?GG: >reach ınto buttocks
  221. [10:31] CURRENT taintedChampion [CTC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  222. [10:31] CTC: Bother
  223. [10:31] CTC: I died
  224. [10:31] CPP: [THE MYSTICAL AURA <0>F 720 ENL<0>DGES ITSELF INT<0> THE BUTT<0>CKS <0>F FICTI<0>N. UNH<0>LY CHA<0>S AND AG<0>NIZING PAIN SEEPS <0>UT FR<0>M THE RESULTING H<0>LE IN SPACE AND TIME. 57/1,000.]
  225. [10:31] CPP: [Y<0>U W<0>NDER IF Y<0>U CAN JUST S<0>RT <0>F... REACH UP... AND...]
  226. [10:31] CPP: [...]
  227. [10:31] CPP: [58/1,000.]
  228. [10:31] CCP: >Jαde: Bαrκ.
  229. [10:31] CCU: >Describe |nterrobang in painful detail
  230. [10:32] ?GG: >append 0 to number of ways suggested
  231. [10:32] CPP: [FR<0>M ALL C<0>RNERS <0>F PARAD<0>X SPACE, THE WITCH <0>F SPACE LETS <0>UT A BARK SUPERCHARGED BY THE GREEN SUN ITSELF. THE S<0>UND ECH<0>ES ACR<0>SS THE UNFATH<0>MABLE CATAC<0>MBS <0>F EVERY SESSI<0>N IN EXISTENCE. 58/1,000.]
  232. [10:32] CPP: [N<0>.]
  233. [10:32] CTC: >write the Anti-Life Equation
  234. [10:33] CPP: [A ZER<0> IS PLACED <0>NT<0> THE NUMBER <0>F WAYS SUGGESTED. 058/1,000.]
  235. [10:33] CAT: Hah.
  236. [10:33] ?GG: ha
  237. [10:33] CCP: Heh.
  238. [10:33] CAT: (My hah was a suggestion.)
  239. [10:33] CCP: (lets fuse generic's hα αnd my heh to mακe α megα suggestion)
  240. [10:33] CPP: [THE PEN <0>F A MAD SCIENTIST J<0>TS D<0>WN A LITERAL DEATH SENTENCE - THE ANTI-LIFE EQUATI<0>N. HE APPLIES IT T<0> EVERY PIECE <0>F MACHINERY IN EVERY H<0>SPITAL W<0>RLDWIDE, AND THE RESULTING STENCH <0>F DEATH FUELS EN<0>UGH CHA<0>S T<0> CRUSH A CIVILIZATI<0>N. 059/1,000.]
  241. [10:34] CAA: >cause the universe to become vaporwave
  242. [10:34] CCU: >switch order of numbers on number of ways suggested.
  243. [10:34] CAT: Please stop talking.
  244. [10:34] CTC: >Heh Heh Heh, let the sweet Child of Psi win
  245. [10:35] CPP: [HAHHEHHAHHAH HAHHEH HAHHAHHEH HEHHEHHAH HAHHAHHAHHAH HEH HAH HAHHEHHAH HAHHEHHEHHEHHEHHAH HAHHAHHAH / HAHHAHHAH HAHHEHHEH HAH HAH HEH HEHHAH HAH HAHHAHHAH HAHHAHHAH / HAHHAH HAHHAHHAH / HAHHAHHAHHAH HAHHEH HEH HAHHEHHAH HAH HEHHAHHAH HAHHEHHAHHEHHAHHEH 060/1,000.]
  246. [10:36] CPP: [THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE'S a e s t h e t i c SHIFTS <0>UT <0>F ALIGNMENT. THE G<0>DS <0>F MUSIC ARE DISPLEASED. ASTERISM R<0>LLS <0>VER IN HIS GRAVE. BUT IT IS T<0><0> LATE. THE H<0>RR<0>RS <0>F VAP<0>RWAVE HAVE CURSED THE LAND. N<0>THING IS THE SAME. 061/1,000.]
  247. [10:37] CPP: [THE <0>RDER <0>F NUMBERS <0>N NUMBER <0>F WAYS SUGGESTED IS CHANGED. 0058/100.]
  248. [10:37] ?GG: yesssss
  249. [10:37] CAT: Yess.
  250. [10:37] CPP: ((wait shit.))
  251. [10:38] CPP: [THE <0>RDER <0>F NUMBERS <0>N NUMBER <0>F WAYS SUGGESTED IS CHANGED. 0061/100.]
  252. [10:38] CCU: >Make the Big Yes
  253. [10:38] CUC: >Think of and implement just enough ways to increase entropy to bring the total to 99. Feast on the salt of the memo as they realize they have been stiffed.
  254. [10:38] CCP: >Get everyone to post their suggestions one αt α time.
  255. [10:39] CPP: [Y<0>U CRANE Y<0>UR M<0>UTH <0>PEN, GETTING THE FL<0>W <0>F KN<0>WLEDGE P<0>URING <0>UT <0>F IT T<0> ST<0>P F<0>R A BRIEF SEC<0>ND AS Y<0>U LET <0>UT A SH<0>UT GREATER THAN THE VAST EXPLETIVE. IT IS A RES<0>UNDING YES THAT TRAVELS THR<0>UGH REALITY, BREAKING EVERY<0>NE'S EARS. IT EVEN BREAKS ME HARD EN<0>UGH T<0> CHANGE S<0>ME VALUES. 61/10,000.]
  256. [10:39] ?GG: gdı
  257. [10:39] CCP: lol
  258. [10:39] CCU: /undo
  259. [10:40] CCP: ((I'm pretty sure that would undo the /<0>, but its twin descision.))
  260. [10:40] CAT: ((We've done this before, p sure. At least, with Fredbear, or something.))
  261. [10:40] CPP: [Y<0>U IMPLEMENT 38 DIFFERENT WAYS T<0> INCREASE ENTR<0>PY. H<0>WEVER, THE RAPID TIMEFRAME IN WHICH THIS HAPPENS CAUSES THE WAYS T<0> C<0>ALESCE INT<0> <0>NE UNIT <0>F ENTR<0>PY. 62/10,000.]
  262. [10:40] CPP: [IT IS UNKN<0>WN IF THIS W<0>RKS.]
  263. [10:41] CPP: [INPUT: /undo]
  264. [10:41] CPP: [<0>UTPUT: Previous command undone.]
  265. [10:41] CPP: [61/10,000.]
  266. [10:41] CUC: /undo
  267. [10:41] CPP: [INPUT: /undo]
  268. [10:41] CPP: [<0>UTPUT: Previous command undone.]
  269. [10:41] CUC: ((not sure if this'll undo the undo or what))
  270. [10:41] CPP: [0061/100.]
  271. [10:41] CAT: Woo.
  272. [10:41] CUC: ((Woo!))
  273. [10:42] CCP: shouldnt it βe 0060/100
  274. [10:42] CCU: >give Roxxanne 10,000 ingots of Pinarium {in a safe}
  275. [10:42] CCU: ((no, 0061/100 is accurate))
  276. [10:42] CCP: ((kden))
  277. [10:42] CTC: >let the Sweet Child of Psi win
  278. [10:44] CTC: ((Kabbalah's death is still echoing))
  279. [10:45] CTC ceased responding to memo.
  280. [10:46] CPP: [AN EXCHANGE IS SET UP. TIGER CLAW GAINS TEN TH<0>USAND ING<0>TS <0>F S<0>LID PINARIUM. THE UNT<0>LD ECH<0>ES REPEAT SEVENF<0>LD ACR<0>SS HER B<0>DY. SHE CACKLES. 0062/100.]
  281. [10:46] CAA: >make america great again
  282. [10:47] CPP: [THE SWEET CHILD <0>F PSI WINS. KABBALAH'S DEATH IS STILL ECH<0>ING. CHA<0>S THR<0>UGH VICT<0>RY MANIFESTS ACR<0>SS ALL KN<0>WN C<0>RNERS <0>F EXISTENCE. 0063/1,000.]
  283. [10:47] CPP: [CHA<0>S SETTLES <0>VER THE UNITED STANDS <0>F AMERICA LIKE A SHR<0>UD AS A PESTILENCE MAKES ITSELF KN<0>WN, INFECTING THE S<0>ULS <0>F EVERY CITIZEN <0>F THE C<0>UNTRY. LIKE A PLAGUE, THEY ARE FILLED WITH AN <0>VERWHELMING DESIRE T<0> "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN." 0064/100.]
  284. [10:48] CCP: >Post so mαny suggestions Tωinβuilder rαgequits.
  285. [10:48] CURRENT taintedChampion1 [CTC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  286. [10:48] CTC: /AFK
  287. [10:48] CCA: ((back on aeonpack))
  288. [10:48] CUC: >Take candy from a baby.
  289. [10:48] CAT: >ERTCI.
  290. [10:49] CPP: [SUGGESTI<0>NS <0>VERFL<0>W ACR<0>SS EVERY C<0>MPUTER SCREEN IN THE UNIVERSE. SEEING THIS MAELSTR<0>M <0>F W<0>RDS, TWINBUILDER FLIPS THE FUCK <0>UT, JUMPING <0>UT <0>F HIS BEDR<0><0>M WIND<0>W AND LYING WITH HIS LIMBS SPRAWLED <0>N THE ASPHALT MANY FEET BEL<0>W. HE <0>CCASSI<0>NALLY TWITCHES. 0065/100.]
  291. [10:50] CCP: ((see, kids? This is what happens when Uncle Twin gets 15 suggestions at once))
  292. [10:50] CPP: [S<0>MEWHERE IN EXISTENCE, A BABY CRIES BECAUSE A LITERAL TENDRIL <0>F DARKNESS HAS DESTR<0>YED B<0>TH <0>F HIS PARENTS IN FR<0>NT <0>F HIM AND TAKEN HIS RESERVES <0>F CANDY. HE SNIFFLES AND THEN J<0>INS TWINBUILDER IN HIS ETERNAL SLEEP. 0066/100.]
  293. [10:50] CPP: [HAVING N<0> IDEA WHAT THE C<0>MMAND MEANS, THE TERMINAL PARSES IT AS ANY NUMBER <0>F SUGGESTI<0>NS, RESULTING IN A DRAMATIC SPIKE IN ENTR<0>PY LEVELS. 0067/100.]
  294. [10:51] CAA: >ship omegaXalpha. make omegaXalpha fanart
  295. [10:51] CCP: >Mακe Tωinβulder αn uncle.
  296. [10:51] CPP: [<0>H G<0>D WHY. 0068/100.]
  297. [10:52] CPP: [TWINBUILDER GRADUATES FR<0>M HIS EXISTENCE <0>N THE IMM<0>RTAL PLANE T<0> BEC<0>ME AN UNCLE. HE IS TUT<0>RED UNDER UNCLE GRANDPA T<0> <0>NE DAY REPLACE HIS R<0>LE AS THE SIMULTANE<0>US UNCLE AND GRANDPA <0>F EVERY<0>NE IN ALL UNIVERSES <0>F FICTI<0>N. 0069/100.]
  298. [10:52] CCP: >κeκ
  299. [10:53] CPP: [H<0>WLS <0>F LAUGHTER REGURGITATE FR<0>M THE B<0>WELS <0>F THE INTERNET EN MASSE. THE SAME STACATT<0> S<0>UND REPEATS AD NAUSEUM, WITH EVERY<0>NE'S RESP<0>NSE T<0> ANYTHING BEING A BLATANT "kek." N<0> <0>THER W<0>RDS CAN BE SP<0>KEN. N<0> <0>THER W<0>RDS NEED T<0> BE SP<0>KEN. 0070/100.]
  300. [10:53] CUC: >Flood an unsuspecting universe with fruit to the tune of the DK Rap.
  301. [10:54] CPP: [THE D<0><0>RS T<0> AN ENTIRE UNIVERSE ARE KICKED D<0>WN, THE BUBBLE IT FL<0>ATS IN P<0>PPED BY THE F<0>RCE <0>F AN INTERGALACTIC TRUCKL<0>AD <0>F FRUIT. THE FRESH F<0><0>D C<0>NSUMES EVERY GALAXY, STAR, AND PLANET, CRUSHING IT ALL UNDER THE BLARING S<0>UNDS <0>F THE D.K. CREW. 0071/100.]
  302. [10:54] CCU: >zerg rush kekekekekekekekekekeke
  303. [10:55] CPP: [FL<0><0>DING FR<0>M THE WALLS C<0>MES A ZERG RUSH. THEY PARADE ACR<0>SS THE DEAD UNIVERSE, BUT THE <0>NLY BEINGS LEFT T<0> TARGET ARE THE FRUIT. THEY DESTR<0>Y IT WITH VENGEANCE ALL THE SAME. 0072/100.]
  304. [10:55] CCA: >Erase a universe from existence and replace it with "Overused Vine Meme Cringe Land", a land inhabited solely by the "9+10=21" kid and his pet stars of other Vine memes.
  305. [10:56] CPP: [THE RESULTING UNIVERSE IS T<0><0> CRINGEW<0>RTHY T<0> DESCRIBE WITH W<0>RDS. IT IS AN ABS<0>LUTELY H<0>RRIBLE <0>F MESS <0>F DEATH AND DESTRUCTI<0>N THAT WILL <0>NE DAY BE RESP<0>NSIBLE F<0>R THE DEATH BY ASS<0>CIATI<0>N <0>F ALL <0>THER MEMES IN EXISTENCE. 0073/100.]
  306. [10:56] CCU: >play a team of six tracers, harass the enemy line and say 'cheers, luv, the cavalry's here!' after literally every kill.
  307. [10:56] ?GG: >replace alexander hamılton wıth lın-manuel mıranda
  308. [10:56] CCA: >Give every organism in all of Fiction Shockingly Septic Ebola Cancer Flesh Eating Disease.
  309. [10:57] CPP: [THE TRACER'S BUTT<0>CKS SPASM ACR<0>SS THE FIELD. WITH EVERY KILL, THEIR F<0>RMS GR<0>W M<0>RE MUTATED AND JIGGLY, THEIR FLESH ENC<0>MPASSING EVERY ENEMY AS THEIR V<0>ICES BEC<0>ME WARPED AND H<0>RRIBLE. 0074/100.]
  310. [10:57] CPP: [BUT WHAT W<0>ULD THAT D<0>?]
  311. [10:57] CAT: Bomber suggests: >Affix yourself to an all-powerful star god and cleansing the universe of all organic life in the name of prosperity.
  312. [10:58] CPP: [EVERY <0>RGANISM IN ALL <0>F FICTI<0>N SUDDENLY DIES <0>F AN UNFATH<0>MABLE DISEASE. THERE IS N<0> CURE, THERE IS N<0> H<0>PE, AND THERE IS N<0> TIME. THERE ARE <0>NLY M<0>UNTAINS <0>F C<0>RPSES AND THE RUINS <0>F CIVILIZATI<0>N LYING <0>N THE ASPHALT THAT TWINBUILDER CLAIMED ALL TH<0>SE MINUTES AG<0>. 0075/100.]
  313. [10:59] CPP: [Y<0>U C<0>MBINE Y<0>UR MIGHT T<0> A STAR G<0>D WH<0>SE STRENGTH IS MEASURED <0>N A PLANETARY SCALE. Y<0>U SW<0><0>P ACR<0>SS THE C<0>SM<0>S, PURGING ANY AND ALL <0>RGANIC LIFE Y<0>U C<0>ME ACR<0>SS. ALL IS CLEANSED IN THE FURY <0>F THE SUPERN<0>VA. 0076/100.]
  314. [10:59] CCP: >Mακe the Cringe Lαnd α youtuβe video αnd give the cover the ωorst clicκβαit ever. And then fuse Reαlity αnd Fiction on α moleculαr level, just to βe sure.
  315. [10:59] ?GG: >make theory that gaster ıs gıygas
  316. [10:59] ?GG: :)
  317. [11:00] CPP: [THE CRINGE LAND C<0>ALESCES INT<0> THE F<0>RM <0>F A Y<0>UTUBE VIDE<0>. ALL THE H<0>RRIBLE STIGMA THAT C<0>ULD ARISE FR<0>M A Y<0>UTUBE VIDE<0> TAKES F<0>RM AR<0>UND IT, CREATING AN IMPENETRABLE DEFENSE <0>F ABS<0>LUTE /SHIT./ B<0>TH PLANES <0>F EXISTENCE ARE VAP<0>RIZED AS THEY SIMULTANE<0>USLY CLICK <0>N THE VIDE<0>. 0078/100.]
  318. [11:01] CPP: [STRIVING T<0> LINK GASTER WITH GIGYAS, Y<0>U REALIZE THAT THE TW<0> ARE IN FACT THE SAME ENTITY BECAUSE THEY B<0>TH HAVE CREEPY THEME MUSIC. BUT HEY, THAT'S JUST A THE<0>RY. A CHA<0>S THE<0>RY. 0079/100.]
  319. [11:01] CAT: >:) :D
  320. [11:01] ?GG: ha
  321. [11:01] CUC: >Make Chaos Theory a vector for Chaos.
  322. [11:02] CPP: [A FIGURE MATERIALIZES IN THE V<0>ID. THEY TURN AR<0>UND, SL<0>WLY, THE <0>NLY FEATURES <0>N THEIR FACE BEING TW<0> BEADY EYES AND A JAW-SPLITTING GRIN. THE GRIN SL<0>WLY WIDENS INT<0> A H<0>RRIFIC GAPING M<0>UTH, BL<0><0>D AND SINEW SPEWING <0>UT <0>F IT. WHEN THE BEING'S JAW SNAPS IN HALF, THEY CRUMPLE T<0> THE FL<0><0>R, M<0>TI<0>NLESS. THEIR SPILLED GUTS F<0>RM THE FRAMEW<0>RK F<0>R A WEAP<0>N <0>F MASS DESTRUCTI<0>N. 0080/100.]
  323. [11:03] CPP: [THE CHANNEL <0>F CHA<0>S THE<0>RY C<0>LLAPSES IN <0>N ITSELF DUE T<0> PAIN, F<0>RMING A STEAMING WRECK <0>F AN ABYSS THAT WHIRLP<0><0>LS DIRECTLY INT<0> Y<0>UTUBE HELL. 0081/100.]
  324. [11:03] CCU: >Have AA challenge the world of "Overused Vine Meme Cringe Land" with his army of meme soldiers, riding into battle atop his memetic throne.
  325. [11:05] CPP: [THE MEMEMANCER CHALLENGES THE UNDISPUTED KING <0>F Y<0>UTUBE HELL T<0> TAKE BACK WHAT IS RIGHT F<0>R THE LAND <0>F MEMES. SINCE ANY ACTI<0>N IN MEMES IS C<0>NSIDERED CHA<0>TIC, THE RESULTING BATTLE LEAVES THE FIRES <0>F ENTR<0>PY SC<0>URGING ACR<0>SS ALL C<0>RNERS <0>F THE INTERNET. 0082/100.]
  326. [11:05] ?GG: >restart [S] Arrıve wıth exclusıvely cat versıons of characters.
  327. [11:05] CPP: [WHAT WAS <0>NCE A G<0>LDEN HEXAG<0>N IS N<0>W A S<0>LID G<0>LD CAT FACE. ITS ME<0>WS STRIKE FEAR INT<0> THE HEARTS <0>F MICE EVERYWHERE - EVEN THE TW<0> MICE RESP<0>NSIBLE F<0>R THE CREATI<0>N <0>F EARTH, THE UNIVERSE'S M<0>ST INTELLIGENT SUPERC<0>MPUTER. 0083/100.]
  328. [11:06] CCA: >cast a field over the entirety of fiction that turns all sound into EAS Tones and amplifies it by 60,000 dB
  329. [11:07] CCP: >Turn Protons into βutter, thus completing the Chαotic Atom- Erelye, Jimmmes, αnd Butter.
  330. [11:07] CUC: ((That legitimately just made me want to cover my ears, Cobalt. Not even kidding.))
  331. [11:08] CPP: [EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 0084/100.]
  332. [11:08] ?GG: >cause chınese earthquake
  333. [11:09] CPP: [WITHIN THE WRECKAGE <0>F THE INFINITE AM<0>UNT <0>F HAZEL EXPL<0>SI<0>NS C<0>MES A NEW UNIVERSAL F<0>RCE AS EVERY PR<0>T<0>N IN FICTI<0>N TRANSM<0>GRIFIES INT<0> BUTTER. THE RESULT IS A MESS <0>F H<0>T BUTTER SLIPPING ACR<0>SS REALITY, GENERATING EN<0>UGH KINETIC ENERGY T<0> FUEL AN ENTIRE PLANE <0>F REALITY. A NEW BUTTERY CIVILIZATI<0>N ARISES FR<0>M THE ASHES <0>F THE <0>LD. 0085/100.]
  334. [11:09] CPP: [brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr 0086/100.]
  335. [11:09] CUC: >After everyone in Fiction has been acclimated to the EAS Tones, cast complete silence into the entirety of Fiction instead.
  336. [11:09] CCA: >combine every sjw ever into a single sjw god with an unspeakable name
  337. [11:10] ?GG: >make gamergate actually about ethıcs ın game journalısm
  338. [11:10] ?GG: 
  339. [11:10] CPP: [SILENCE STRETCHES ACR<0>SS EXISTENCE, BUT THERE IS N<0> <0>NE AR<0>UND T<0> HEAR IT. EVERY<0>NE IS DEAD, BL<0><0>D TRICKLING FR<0>M THEIR EARS. THE BL<0><0>D THAT, IN THE SILENCE, CREATES A SICKENING C<0>ALITI<0>N T<0> STRIKE BACK AGAINST THE S<0>UND. 0086/100.]
  340. [11:11] CCP: >Bless Amerciα ωith the poωer to βecome greαt αgαin. Amerciα, deciding to βe greαt, they need more something, invαdes cαnαdα. They decide they need even more something, αnd αnneχ meχico. They repeαt this until the Chαos Butterfly itself reports to the ωhitehouse, αt ωhich point the chαotic posscession snαps, αnd they reαlize the pointlessness of it αll, αnd commit suicide on α multiverαl
  341. [11:11] ?GG: not done
  342. [11:11] ?GG: pls shuhs
  343. [11:11] ?GG: *shush
  344. [11:12] CPP: [THE S<0>CIAL JUSTICE WARRI<0>RS UNITE T<0> BEC<0>ME THE S<0>CIAL JUSTICE WARL<0>RD, A H<0>RRIBLE DEITY THAT IS EVERY GENDER, EVERY SEXUALITY, EVERY RACE, AND EVERY C<0>NFIGURATI<0>N <0>F BEING. BECAUSE S<0>CIAL JUSTICE WARRI<0>RS ARE B<0>TH T<0>LERANT AND INT<0>LERANT <0>F <0>THER PE<0>PLE, THE DEITY KILLS ITSELF, THEN LEAVES A TRIGGER WARNING F<0>R SUICIDE. 0087/100.]
  345. [11:12] CCA: ((and nobody missed them))
  346. [11:12] CPP: [C<0>NGRATULATI<0>NS, Y<0>U JUST DESCRIBED IT S<0> I DIDN'T HAVE T<0>. 0088/100.]
  347. [11:13] CAT: >Annihilate the concept of sound.
  348. [11:14] CPP: [<0>NE <0>F THE PUREST FIVE SENSES <0>F REALITY IS PURGED WITH<0>UT A SEC<0>ND TH<0>UGHT. HUMANITY TRIES T<0> C<0>PE WITH N<0>T BEING ABLE T<0> HEAR, BUT THERE IS N<0>THING THEY CAN D<0>. THE L<0>SS IS T<0><0> GREAT. DESPERATE T<0> ESCAPE THE SILENT BEAT PULSING AGAINST THEIR TEMPLES, REALITY IS DRIVEN T<0> THE BRINK, EXTINGUISHING ITSELF. 0089/100.]
  349. [11:14] CAT: ((Shall we call Build at 99?))
  350. [11:14] CPP: *[90/100 due to error.]
  351. [11:14] CCP: >MAKE HER A MEMBER OF THE MIDNIGHT CREW.
  352. [11:15] CCP: ((Yeah lets do that and .1 units-of-entropy causing events at him while laughing ))
  353. [11:15] CCP: toss*
  354. [11:15] CAT: >Form a new god of the Warp from the decayed corpses of every single alternate reality version of TwinBuilder, while laughing.
  355. [11:15] ?GG: (no)
  356. [11:15] ?GG: (rude)
  357. [11:16] ?GG: >cut all communıcatıon lınes to twın
  358. [11:16] CCP: (rude = entrophy)
  359. [11:16] CPP: [I HATE A M<0>RAL C<0>WARD, <0>NE WH<0> LACKS A MANLY SPARK. I JUST DETEST A MAN AFRAID T<0> G<0> H<0>ME IN THE DARK. I ALWAYS SPEND MY EVENINGS WHERE THERE'S W<0>MAN, WINE, AND S<0>NG. BUT LIKE A MAN, I ALWAYS BRING MY LITTLE WIFE AL<0>NG! I'M A MEMBER <0>F THE <0>RDER CREW, I'M A DEITY AND A FIGHTER, T<0><0>. H<0>ME WITH THE GATE IN THE M<0>RNING, SINGING THE SAME <0>LD S<0>NG! RISE WITH THE CURSE, G<0> T<0> BED WITH THE DEAD! FIGHT <0>FF THE F<0><0>LS <0>R Y<0>U'LL L<0>SE ALL Y<0>UR HEADS. BRING Y<0>UR WIFE AND TR<0>UBLE, IT WILL NEVER TR<0>UBLE Y<0>U. MAKE HER A MEMBER <0>F THE <0>RDER CREW. 0091/100.]
  360. [11:16] CUC: ((I mean, therapy technically COULD work, but the only thing I have for that is Exalted and requires a full hour. Plus Twin probably would nope helping Build.))
  361. [11:16] CCU: ((I intended that to be a cheat to speed things along but we already have that down phat.))
  362. [11:16] CCU: ((NO need, at least not for this...))
  363. [11:16] CPP: [Y<0>U LAUGH, BUBBLING PITCH STREAMING ACR<0>SS Y<0>UR B<0>DY AS Y<0>U CREATE A NEW G<0>D T<0> SURVEY THE WARP IN ITS ENTIRETY. AND THE DEVIL SAW HIS CREATI<0>N, AND IT WAS G<0><0>D. 0092/100.]
  364. [11:17] CPP: [S<0>MEWHERE <0>N EARTH, A TWIN FINDS N<0> <0>NE CAN CALL HIM. HE CRIES, AND HE CRIES S<0> HARD THAT HIS ENTIRE T<0>WN FL<0><0>DS. 0093/100.]
  365. [11:17] ?GG: >damnıt
  366. [11:17] CCP: >rαise Tωin from the grαve
  367. [11:17] ?GG: >remove buıld-callıng capabılıtıes from pınary
  368. [11:18] CCP: >eχplode GG
  369. [11:18] ?GG: :
  370. [11:18] ?GG: )
  371. [11:18] CAT: Please stop talking now.
  372. [11:18] CUC: ((Let Twin work, guise.))
  373. [11:18] CPP: [Y<0>U DAMN REALITY. WITH Y<0>UR DEM<0>NIC P<0>WER, ALL <0>F REALITY IS CAST INT<0> DAMNATI<0>N, FALLING INT<0> Y<0>UTUBE HELL WHERE IT FESTERS F<0>R ETERNITY. 0094/100.]
  374. [11:19] CPP: [TWINBUILDER'S B<0>DY REMATERIALIZES <0>FF <0>F THE ASPHALT. HE DUSTS HIMSELF <0>FF, ANN<0>YED AT THIS M<0>MENTARY INC<0>NVENIENCE. THEN HE G<0>ES BACK UPSTAIRS T<0> D<0> WHATEVER IT WAS HE WAS PREVI<0>USLY D<0>ING. 0095/100.]
  375. [11:19] CPP: [N<0>.]
  376. [11:19] CPP: [N<0>.]
  377. [11:19] ?GG: dang
  378. [11:19] CUC: >Exacerbate the cracks of all Gems, everywhere.
  379. [11:19] CAT: Oh, god.
  380. [11:19] CAT: >Shatter every gem in existence, and form a megacluster.
  381. [11:20] CPP: [ACR<0>SS ALL PLANETS IN THE UNIVERSE, EVERY GEM'S GEM IS SUDDENLY CRACKED. THEN TH<0>SE CRACKS ARE EXACERBATED. PEARL THR<0>WS A FIT S<0> LARGE BEACH CITY IS ERADICATED. STEVEN IS LEFT T<0> PLAY IN THE ASHES WITH HIS M<0>THER. 0096/100.]
  382. [11:21] CPP: [SUDDENLY, EVERY SINGLE GEM IS SHATTERED. STITCHED T<0>GETHER BY A G<0>D WITH A HAT, A GE<0>WEAP<0>N IS F<0>RMED FR<0>M THE DUST. THE RESULTING MEGACLUSTER IS THE SIZE <0>F THE UNIVERSE, AND IT MUST F<0>RM. 0097/100. NEARING CRITICAL MASS.]
  383. [11:21] CCU: >Use Pinarium |ngots given to Roxxanne to create a superweapon of mass destruction to fuel her Arch-sueishness, consuming her mind in sueishness and all the descendants with it, if not converting them to suethralls, all the while having her blow up multiple universes per blow and laying waste to the Omega Plus godmodder like he was nothing, being so sueish that she somehow gains the power of Psi, the
  384. [11:21] Narrative and the Conflict in the process. :3
  385. [11:21] CAT: >Permit Decay to reign over all things.
  386. [11:22] CUC: >RISE.
  387. [11:22] CCU: ((Huzzah for these only being suggestions to increase Entropy))
  388. [11:22] CAT: Now, everyone, stop. We will be on 99, hopefully.
  389. [11:22] CPP: [C<0>NGRATULATI<0>NS. Y<0> UDESCRIBED THAT S<0> I DIDN'T HAVE T<0>.]
  390. [11:22] CPP: [0098/100.]
  391. [11:22] CPP: [NEARING CRITICAL MASS.]
  392. [11:22] CCP: >Replαce αll suggestions thαt cαuse the Entropy to go over 99 ωith suggestions of equαl disorder αnd order, nullifying them.
  393. [11:23] CAT: ((Oh, wait. Miscounted, hah. We shall rise.))
  394. [11:23] CPP: [DECAY IS UNLEASHED FR<0>M HIS STABLES. IN HIS RUSH T<0> C<0>NSUME ALL, REALITY IS CURSED BY A TERRIBLE SICKNESS. SKIN PEELS, METAL RUSTS, THE GR<0>UND SHAKES, AND THE SKY FALLS. ALL C<0>LLAPSES INT<0> A SEA <0>F TAR. 0099/100. NEARING CRITICAL MASS.]
  395. [11:23] CPP: [RETR<0>ACTIVELY, ALL SUGGESTI<0>NS THAT CAUSE ENTR<0>PY T<0> G<0> <0>VER 99 ARE NULLIFIED. UNTIL THIS IS REM<0>VED, N<0> FURTHER SUGGESTI<0>NS WILL BE ACCEPTED.]
  396. [11:23] CAT: There. Shall we call Build?
  397. [11:23] CCU: /undo
  398. [11:23] ?GG: no
  399. [11:24] CCU: >R | S Ξ
  400. [11:24] CPP: * Heh...
  401. [11:24] CPP: * Looks like you're having a little trouble deciding what to do.
  402. [11:24] CCP: I thought ωe ωere supposed to cαll βuild αt 99.
  403. [11:24] CUC: This Sans?
  404. [11:24] CPP: * Do you need some help? Should we put it to, let's say...
  405. [11:24] CPP: * A vote?
  406. [11:24] CAT: Hah.
  407. [11:24] CCP: voooooooooootesds
  408. [11:24] CAT: Sure thing.
  409. [11:24] CUC: Sure.
  410. [11:24] CCU: Why not.
  411. [11:24] CTC: Sans
  412. [11:24] CCP: Proper order αnd αll.
  413. [11:24] CPP: * Greetings. I am CHARA.
  414. [11:24] CTC: Don't do it sans
  415. [11:25] CTC: Oh
  416. [11:25] CPP: * I will organize this reign of democracy in the same way I did the last.
  417. [11:25] CCU: Almighty Demon of Democracy Chara, instill upon this house a vote.
  418. [11:25] CCP: ^
  419. [11:25] CPP: * Golem, what is your vote on calling Build?
  420. [11:25] CPP: * ...Golem. State your vote.
  421. [11:26] CCU: GG?
  422. [11:26] CPP: Whatever. We all knew he was going to say no.
  423. [11:26] CCP: ^
  424. [11:26] CAT: Hah.
  425. [11:26] CPP: * Mage, what about you?
  426. [11:26] CAT: Call him.
  427. [11:26] CPP: * Crystal?
  428. [11:26] CTC ceased responding to memo.
  429. [11:26] CUC: Hrm. On balance... Yes.
  430. [11:27] CPP: * That's two for, one against. Do you think the Doombringer has any idea of what's going on?
  431. [11:27] CAA: I say yes
  432. [11:27] CPP: * So he does. Bard?
  433. [11:27] CAA: And no, i do not 
  434. [11:27] CCU: | say that vote shouldn't count because we need informed voters, but that's up to Chara.
  435. [11:27] CCU: As for myself, no.
  436. [11:28] CCU: We do not need that plan enacted anymore.
  437. [11:28] CCU: not for this.
  438. [11:28] CCU: We may R | S Ξ on our own power.
  439. [11:28] CPP: * Three for, two against. Dog the Son, Dog the Father, Dog the Spirit?
  440. [11:28] CCP: Cαll him, then lαugh αs ωe rαise he entropy levels to 100 βefore his very eyes ωhile he is unαβle to do αnything βut ωαtch.
  441. [11:28] CAT: Hah.
  442. [11:28] CPP: * Four for, two against.
  443. [11:28] CPP: * It has been d e c i d e d .
  444. [11:28] CAT: Crystal, ready the Curses, if you will.
  445. [11:28] CCU: welp that's too many unless Modpack is discounted.
  446. [11:28] CUC: Here, let me give them to you.
  447. [11:28] CCU: Before you do that.
  448. [11:29] CPP: * I hope you feel happy.
  449. [11:29] CUC: I'd like someone else to say them.
  450. [11:29] CUC: #¶⁂&\÷^‡◊
  451. [11:29] CPP: * Tearing the life of a good person from under them.
  452. [11:29] CCU: | would like to politely tell twin something.
  453. [11:29] CPP: * I wish I could feel happy at that.
  454. [11:29] CCP: I shαll reαdy the finαl commαnd to rend reαlity ωith the critcαl mαss of chαos.
  455. [11:29] CCU: Preparation.
  456. [11:29] CPP: * But I cannot feel at all.
  457. [11:29] CAT: I do feel very happy about it.
  458. [11:29] CPP: * Good luck.
  459. [11:29] CPP: [Dialing...]
  460. [11:29] CPP: [Dialing...]
  461. [11:29] CPP: [Dialing...]
  462. [11:29] CPP: ...
  463. [11:30] CPP: ...
  464. [11:30] CAT: #¶⁂&\÷^‡◊
  465. [11:30] CPP:
  466. [11:30] CPP: oh my god.
  467. [11:30] CCU ceased responding to memo.
  468. [11:30] CPP: OH MY GOD.
  469. [11:30] CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  470. [11:30] CCU: ...Did my messages recieve?
  471. [11:30] CPP: YOU.
  472. [11:30] CPP: ERELYE, I SWEAR TO THE OPERATOR.
  473. [11:30] CCU: Ξrr, before we get any further...
  474. [11:30] CPP: YOU TAKE THAT BACK *NOW.*
  475. [11:30] CPP: OR I'M GOING TO...
  476. [11:31] CPP: ...Hm. Actually.
  477. [11:31] CPP: How do you know about the Curses, anyway?
  478. [11:31] CCU: Told.
  479. [11:31] CPP: By who?
  480. [11:31] CUC: Wait, the Curses are actual cursewords?
  481. [11:31] CAT: I'm an eternal demon of knowledge. I know many things.
  482. [11:31] CUC: I did not expect that.
  483. [11:31] CPP: Yeah, sure, Bill.
  484. [11:31] CPP: Whatever you fucking say.
  485. [11:31] CCU: ΞRr, indirectly.
  486. [11:31] CCP: Noω noω, ωhy ωould ωe αnsωer thαt ωhen could just insult you pointlessly.
  487. [11:31] CCU: We are...Let us say, in contact, but that can wait.
  488. [11:31] CCP: Its much more αmusing, αnd conserves time.
  489. [11:31] CPP: They're not actual cursewords, Crystal.
  490. [11:31] CAT: ‽
  491. [11:31] CCU: |gnore CP, for teh record, he's just a dog-obsessed asshole.
  492. [11:32] CPP: They just.... faegfeludgfael;ioeapiP(%R@&*TPROW VT&R TIUGOVOVUGIEFOYIGFUGLIFELS
  493. [11:32] CUC: What Tazz said.
  494. [11:32] CPP: REMIND ME. OF SOMETHING VERY. VERY. UNPLEASANT.
  495. [11:32] CUC: Oh.
  496. [11:32] CPP: Yeah, alright. I'll ignore him. In fact, I'll ignore ALL you fuckers.
  497. [11:32] CCU: Build, wait!
  498. [11:32] CCP: Not much of α surpise. A ωαr of thαt size ωould leαve most people frothing αt the mouth, or deαd.
  499. [11:32] CPP: No. You know what? Heh. Hehehehehehhehheh. Go ahead. Go ahead!
  500. [11:32] CUC: Anyway, you wanted to hear how we know about them -- oh. Okay.
  501. [11:32] CAT: Hah.
  502. [11:32] CCP: Very ωell then/
  503. [11:32] CPP: Curse at me. Do anything.
  504. [11:32] CCP: If you ωαnt to plαy thαt gαme..
  505. [11:32] CPP: Because I'm holding your fucking game hostage.
  506. [11:33] CCU: Ξrr, Build.
  507. [11:33] CCP: Then i hope you nejoy this.
  508. [11:33] CCP: ><0>: Mαteriαlize βefore βuild, αnd increαse the entrophy to critcαl mαss βefore his very eyes.
  509. [11:33] CPP: See this??? I have the disc to your game in my hand. If you DO ANYTHING AGAINST ME, I WILL SCRATCH IT IN TWO.
  510. [11:33] CPP: You will... never be... uh. oh.
  511. [11:33] CCU: /undo
  512. [11:33] CPP: what.... the fuck... is THAT.
  513. [11:33] CCU: GG, please remove CP from the premises.
  514. [11:33] CCU: /undo
  515. [11:33] CCU: /undo
  516. [11:33] CPP: HELL<0>, BBBBBBB/undo
  517. [11:33] CPP: it's gone.
  518. [11:34] CCU: THANK FUCK.
  519. [11:34] CCU: CP if you do that again...
  520. [11:34] CPP: that... thing JUST CAME OUT of the... the fuckin PHONOGRAPH.
  521. [11:34] CCU: |n any case, Build.
  522. [11:34] CCP: Reαlly. I thought thαt ωαs ωhαt ωe αrgeed upon.
  523. [11:34] CCP: But ωhαtever.
  524. [11:34] CCU: | have a fucking message, that | have been TRY|NG TO RΞLAY TO YOU S|NCΞ THΞ START OF TH|S AS|N|NΞ CONVΞRSAT|ON.
  525. [11:34] CPP: Jesus's head on a stick if you do that again, I swear, Destroy the Godmodder 0rigins is...
  526. [11:34] CAT gave AT voice.
  527. [11:34] CPP: Jesus. Fine.
  528. [11:34] CPP: What do you want, Tazz.
  529. [11:34] CCU: |n short...
  530. [11:34] CCU: Ξrr, how do | put this.
  531. [11:34] CUC gave CU voice.
  532. [11:35] CCU: Hoo boy you won't want to hear this, probably not as bad as 'THOSΞ' words but...
  533. [11:35] CCU: ...Mph.
  534. [11:35] CURRENT taintedChampion [CTC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  535. [11:35] CTC: ((Context?))
  536. [11:35] CUC gave UC voice.
  537. [11:35] CUC gave GG voice.
  538. [11:35] CPP: ...Are you gonna actually talk?
  539. [11:35] CUC: ((why can't I give Pinary voice))
  540. [11:35] CCU: You understand how your FG 'omniscience' worked, right? You got 'feelings' of things, then more clear images the more imminent things were?
  541. [11:35] CTC: ((Dying sucks))
  542. [11:35] CCU: Well, |'m getting one of those feelings regarding you.
  543. [11:35] CPP: ....what.
  544. [11:35] CCU: And everyone else, really. All the Descendants.
  545. [11:35] CAT: ((Critical mass occurs after this conversation, Tazz.))
  546. [11:35] CCU: The short of it is, | believe our victory to be short-lived.
  547. [11:36] CCP: ((I argee with Erelye.))
  548. [11:36] CCU: Not in that we failed in any way.
  549. [11:36] CCU: Or that the Conflict will be reformed.
  550. [11:36] CCP: ((Democracy voted against you, so that /undo command will fail at some point.))
  551. [11:36] CUC: ((AFTER the call ends.))
  552. [11:36] CPP: But... it's on its way to reforming right NOW. They even have EHNGLESH on their side, Tazz! EHNGLESH! Do you even... wait no, fuck. You probably don't.
  553. [11:36] CURRENT caledfwlchAlternate [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  554. [11:36] CCA: what.
  555. [11:36] CCA: Uh.
  556. [11:37] CCA: Err, connection broke.
  557. [11:37] CAT: ((Nah, during. To end it.))
  558. [11:37] CCP: ^
  559. [11:37] CPP: Wow. Goooood job.
  560. [11:37] CCA: Let's put it another way.
  561. [11:37] CCA: There is a MAJOR event upcoming.
  562. [11:37] CCP: ((We ωαnt to see Build's ultimαte rαgefest, αfter αll.)
  563. [11:37] CCA: It will almost definitely precede the full reformation of the Conflict.
  564. [11:37] CPP: Major event, you say? Glad I won't be around to see it.
  565. [11:37] CURRENT tyrannicalGradient [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  566. [11:37] CTG: did you guys find all 100 entropy ways
  567. [11:37] CTG: nvm
  568. [11:37] CTG ceased responding to memo.
  569. [11:37] CCA: I said this related you.
  570. [11:37] CCA: I don't know how but it almost certainly will...
  571. [11:37] CCP: ((We are about to unleash the final one. Upon a unsuspecting target.))
  572. [11:37] CURRENT tyrannicalGradient [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  573. [11:37] CTG: ((ok))
  574. [11:37] CCA: ...I even kind of see an image, you're holding Oblivion's Guardian or something?
  575. [11:38] CPP: ...The Operator has that sword. I ditched it.
  576. [11:38] CCP: Bαrκ.
  577. [11:38] CCA ceased responding to memo.
  578. [11:38] CPP: I mean, just hold the fuck up. I'm not going to disagree with you. You're a First Guardian, I get it. You know what's going to happen in the future.
  579. [11:39] CPP: But why the hell do I have to be involved? We're getting close to A YEAR after the war ended. And now that you're just... fuckin' BACK in my life, I can't get rid of it! AGAIN!
  580. [11:39] CUC: Please stand by. Tazz's connection is processing.
  581. [11:39] CCU ceased responding to memo.
  582. [11:39] CURRENT crisisUnforseen [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  583. [11:39] CCU: | have no fucking clue what's going on anymore, that's twice now.
  584. [11:39] CCP: The reαper of chαos. The order of life. In enternαl βαlαnce, βut eventuαlly, the cycle ωill βreακ, αnd chαos ωill unfurl.
  585. [11:39] CCU: |'m Taζζ, not Ζetta.
  586. [11:39] CPP: Shut up, dog. Tazz is trying to talk.
  587. [11:39] CCU: But in any case, yeah...The more | think about you, the more | get the sense that the peace you have is short lived.
  588. [11:39] CCP: βαrκ
  589. [11:39] CPP: Peace.
  590. [11:39] CPP: That's... that's what you call this.
  591. [11:39] CCU: Or the semblence of it.
  592. [11:40] CPP: "Peace."
  593. [11:40] CCU: PP: for lack of a better term.
  594. [11:40] CCP: If this is peαce, my dogs αre cαt.
  595. [11:40] CCU: Peace never existed for a second.
  596. [11:40] CPP: Yeah, alright. Whatever.
  597. [11:40] CPP: Then tell me what it is.
  598. [11:40] CPP: The "big thing" that's gonna happen.
  599. [11:40] CCU: Pane's still running around, my evil twin is running around, and of course UserΖero and her fully-alive army of Godmodders are having free reign.
  600. [11:40] CPP: Oh right, yeah! Those guys!
  601. [11:40] CCU: And then tehre's what's happeing over at universe CTM...
  602. [11:40] CCU: ...Something REALLY bad is happening there Twin.
  603. [11:40] CUC: Which concerns me!
  604. [11:40] CPP: I know.
  605. [11:40] CCU: Something UNFANTOMABLY BAD.
  606. [11:41] CCU: | cannot even express the degrees by which this is bad.
  607. [11:41] CPP: Alpha's a punk, yeah. I get it.
  608. [11:41] CCU: Temporal anomalies are stacking up like dominoes.
  609. [11:41] CCP: I βelive on α meter it ωould βe "OFUCKSHITBAD"
  610. [11:41] CCU: By all rights we're generating Paradox energy in the positive -W|THOUT- any interference from our favorite clown fuckheads.
  611. [11:41] CCP: And thαt is α generous descriptor.
  612. [11:41] CPP: But I'm not in Terraria. So, again, I don't have to give a fuck.
  613. [11:42] CPP: I mean, it's like I'm LEGALLY obligated to not have to give a fuck. That's how many fucks I don't have to give.
  614. [11:42] CTG: ((should i be involved in this))
  615. [11:42] CCU: Mph, that may be true, but | think it's gonna spill out.
  616. [11:42] CPP: Just have Bill take care of it or something. I mean, he's gonna die anyway.
  617. [11:42] CAT: ((Probably not.))
  618. [11:42] CCU: | wish | could give concrete answers twin, but...
  619. [11:42] CPP: The fucker's got a bomb strapped in his eye, and when it explodes...
  620. [11:42] CTG: ((ok))
  621. [11:42] CUC: ((I don't know if I even should be.))
  622. [11:42] CAT: ((Just wait. I've got the chaos prepared.))
  623. [11:42] CPP: But let me guess, let me guess.
  624. [11:43] CCU: Yeah. Let's not talk about that. That's best left as unsaid as possible.
  625. [11:43] CCU: But yeah.
  626. [11:43] CCU: Whatever is going on there.
  627. [11:43] CCU: And | wish | had a concrete answer aside from the stupid 'OH NO GENER|C DOOM |S COM|NG'
  628. [11:43] CPP: You WISH you knew exactly what was going on, but you DON'T, because YOU haven't even fully processed all the ramifications of the bullshit from all points in time and space, right?
  629. [11:43] CCP: ((I'm just being a jerkass))
  630. [11:43] CCU: | think we'll need your help.
  631. [11:43] CPP: Like, the knowledge is there somewhere in the darkest corners of your mind, but you just can't process it. And you refuse to process it.
  632. [11:43] CCP: ((Also, a double chaos wombo-combo would be all the better))
  633. [11:43] CTC: ((Chaos is my thing, I should sue you all.)
  634. [11:43] CCU: PP: |'m trying to process as much as possible. But | get the feeling. |T's fucking awful.
  635. [11:43] CPP: Because you know that if or when it happens you'll be fucked, but there's a part of you that doesn't want to accept it.
  636. [11:44] CPP: That's what you're feeling, right?
  637. [11:44] CCU: |t's like the answer is at the tip of my tongue.
  638. [11:44] CCU: |T's almost exaclty like that.
  639. [11:44] CPP: Yeah.
  640. [11:44] CPP: That's how I felt THE ENTIRE GAME.
  641. [11:44] CPP: Welcome to being a First Guardian, man.
  642. [11:44] CPP: It sucks.
  643. [11:44] CCU: | agree.
  644. [11:44] CCU: To say nothing of the laggy update terminal but that's niether here nor there.
  645. [11:44] CPP: Now get to the point or I'm breaking your game.
  646. [11:45] CPP: Unless that was the point. In which case, cool! You guys weren't almost all complete assholes this time.
  647. [11:45] CAT: >Critical mass. Do it. No reversals. PRIMARDI. <0>
  648. [11:45] CCU: Ugh.
  649. [11:45] CPP: Maybe I--------------------------------------------------------------------------------________________________________________________________________________
  650. [11:45] CCP: ><0>: Mαteriαlize βefore βuild, αnd increαse the entrophy to critcαl mαss βefore his very eyes.
  651. [11:45] CPP: ______________ _____________ _____________________ _ _ _--------- _ __
  652. [11:45] CCU ceased responding to memo.
  653. [11:45] CPP: WHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK
  654. [11:45] CCP: ((Moorse code, or giββeri-
  655. [11:46] CPP: OH MY GOD I NEED TO GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
  656. [11:46] CPP: FUCK, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
  657. [11:46] CPP: HEY WAIT WHAT.
  658. [11:46] CURRENT crisisUnforseen [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  659. [11:46] CCU: | HAVE A PORTAL!
  660. [11:46] CUC: What happened?
  661. [11:46] CCP: ><0>: Destroy his meαns of escαpe.
  662. [11:46] CPP: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH THE GAME DISC.
  663. [11:46] CUC: OH FUCK
  664. [11:46] CCP: ><0>: Clαim the gαme disκ.
  665. [11:46] CPP: NO NO. NO NO NO N O. I, I WAS JUST BLUFFING, I WASN'T ACTUALLY GOING TO DO ANYTHING WITH IT.
  666. [11:46] CCU: GODDAMN|T WHERE'S THE PORTAL?!
  667. [11:46] CPP: OH GOD OH GOD
  668. [11:46] CPP: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  669. [11:46] CCA: ((quick ban battlefury))
  670. [11:46] CPP: ((quick ban battlefury))
  671. [11:46] CCU: FREDBEAR WHERE |S THE PORTAL?!
  672. [11:46] CCU: WE NEED |T NOW!!!
  673. [11:46] CCU: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  674. [11:46] CUC banned CCP from responding to memo.
  675. [11:47] CPP: : WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH THE GAME DISC. CUC: OH FUCK CCP: ><0>: Clαim the gαme disκ. CPP: NO NO. NO NO NO N O. I, I WAS JUST BLUFFING, I WASN'T ACTUALLY GOING TO DO ANYTHING WITH IT. CCU: GODDAMN|T WHERE'S THE PORTAL?! CPP: OH GOD OH GOD CPP: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CCA: ((quick ban battlefury)) CPP: ((quick ban battlefury))
  676. [11:47] CPP: CCU: | agree. CCU: To say nothing of the laggy update terminal but that's niether here nor there. CPP: Now get to the point or I'm breaking your game. CPP: Unless that was the point. In which case, cool! You guys weren't almost all complete assholes this time. CAT: >Critical mass. Do it. No reversals. PRIMARDI. <0> CCU: Ugh. CPP: Maybe I--------------------------------------------------------------------------------________________________________________________________________________ CCP: ><0>: Mαteriαlize βefore βuild, αnd increαse the entrophy to critcαl mαss βefore his very eyes. CPP: ______________ _____________ _____________________ _ _ _--------- _ __ CCU ceased responding to memo. CPP: WHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK CCP: ((Moorse code, or giββeri- CPP: OH MY GOD I NEED TO GET OUT OF MY HOUSE CPP: FUCK, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK CPP: HEY WAIT WHAT. CURRENT crisisUnforseen [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CCU: | HAVE A PORTAL!
  677. [11:47] CPP: E M<0>RNING, SINGING THE SAME <0>LD S<0>NG! RISE WITH THE CURSE, G<0> T<0> BED WITH THE DEAD! FIGHT <0>FF THE F<0><0>LS <0>R Y<0>U'LL L<0>SE ALL Y<0>UR HEADS. BRING Y<0>UR WIFE AND TR<0>UBLE, IT WILL NEVER TR<0>UBLE Y<0>U. MAKE HER A MEMBER <0>F THE <0>RDER CREW. 0091/100.] CUT ALL COMMUNICATION LINES TO TWIN: [S<0>MEWHERE <0>N EARTH, A TWIN FINDS N<0> <0>NE CAN CALL HIM. HE CRIES, AND HE CRIES S<0> HARD THAT HIS ENTIRE T<0>WN FL<0><0>DS. 0093/100.] DAMNIT: [Y<0>U DAMN REALITY. WITH Y<0>UR DEM<0>NIC P<0>WER, ALL <0>F REALITY IS CAST INT<0> DAMNATI<0>N, FALLING INT<0> Y<0>UTUBE HELL WHERE IT FESTERS F<0>R ETERNITY. 0094/100.] RAISE TWIN FROM THE GRAVE: [TWINBUILDER'S B<0>DY REMATERIALIZES <0>FF <0>F THE ASPHALT. HE DUSTS HIMSELF <0>FF, ANN<0>YED AT THIS M<0>MENTARY INC<0>NVENIENCE. THEN HE G<0>ES BACK UPSTAIRS T<0> D<0> WHATEVER IT WAS HE WAS PREVI<0>USLY D<0>ING. 0095/100.] EXACERBATE THE CRACKS OF ALL GEMS EVERYWHERE: [ACR<0>SS ALL PLANETS IN THE UNIVERSE, EVERY GEM'S GEM IS S
  678. [11:47] CPP: [pROOCESSING[SSING[[pESSISSING[[pNGOCESSING[SSING[[p[[pROCSSING[[pESSSING[[pSSINSSINOCESSING[SSING[[pG[[p[[pSING[[pROCESSING[[pROCESSING[SSING[[p
  679. [11:47] CCA: $null
  680. [11:47] CCA: $null
  681. [11:47] CCA: $null
  682. [11:47] CPP: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  683. [11:47] CCU: Holy fucking shit.
  684. [11:47] CPP: ,
  685. [11:47] CPP:
  686. [11:47] CAT: Hah.
  687. [11:47] CPP:
  688. [11:47] CPP:
  689. [11:48] CTC: It's over man
  690. [11:48] CPP: > END OF DISC 1?
  691. [11:48] CTC: It's game over
  692. [11:48] CUC: We broke something.
  693. [11:48] CPP: /////////////////
  694. [11:48] CPP: > END OF DISC 0.
  695. [11:48] CCU ceased responding to memo.
  696. [11:48] CAT: I'm glad to have been the arbitor of this chaos.
  697. [11:48] CURRENT undyingAspirant [CUA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  698. [11:48] CUA: Oi!
  699. [11:48] CUA: Mr. Pinky!
  700. [11:48] CUC: Oh hello Roxxanne.
  701. [11:48] CTG: what the fuck just happened
  702. [11:48] CPP: [0100/100. CRITICAL MASS REACHED.]
  703. [11:48] CPP: [THE BUTTERFLY HAS GESTATED.]
  704. [11:48] CPP: [CHAOS.]
  705. [11:48] CUA: I know you're here! >: V
  706. [11:49] CPP: [...Yes?]
  707. [11:49] CUA: Oh, wonderful.
  708. [11:49] CUA: What else is new?
  709. [11:49] CUA: You're in the Mindscape now, right?
  710. [11:49] CUA: Partially?
  711. [11:49] CPP: [No.]
  712. [11:49] CUA: Ugh.
  713. [11:49] CUC: We're still talking to the Butterfly.
  714. [11:49] CUA: So it's the Pink Terminal or bust, then? :?
  715. [11:50] CUC: As can be seen by the red.
  716. [11:50] CPP: [Yes.]
  717. [11:50] CUC: Well, Pink Terminal time then.
  718. [11:50] CUC: I'll get on crafting it immediately
  719. [11:50] CUA: I may put it on a stick so we can get double use as a club, warning you now.
  720. [11:50] CPP: [Fair enough.]
  721. [11:50] CPP: [Now let the cutscene continue, Tiger Claw.]
  722. [11:51] CUA: Of course.
  723. [11:51] CUC: >Cutscene: Continue.
  724. [11:51] CPP: [THE BUTTERFLY HAS GESTATED.]
  725. [11:51] CPP: http://music.disasterpeace.com/track/chimera
  726. [11:51] CPP: [CHA<0>S.]
  727. [11:52] PCP ceased responding to memo.
  728. [11:52] CPP: [THE WINGS <0>F THE GUILTY FLAP ACR<0>SS WHAT IS LEFT <0>F EXISTENCE.]
  729. [11:52] CPP: [THE SHARDS <0>F A BR<0>KEN DISC ARE THE <0>NLY THING KEEPING THEM AL<0>FT.]
  730. [11:52] CPP: [EMP<0>WERED BY THE SCRATCH, THE BUTTERFLY HAS A NEW QUEST.]
  731. [11:52] CPP: [IT PICKS UP THE C<0>RE <0>F THE PINK AND CARRIES IT T<0> A FINAL DESTINATI<0>N.]
  732. [11:53] CPP: [BRIDGING THE GAP BETWEEN CAN<0>N AND A DUBI<0>US REALM IN BETWEEN...]
  733. [11:53] CPP: [A REALM...]
  734. [11:53] CPP: [<0>F CHA<0>S.]
  735. [11:53] CPP: [<0>]
  736. [11:53] CURRENT canidaePsionic [CCP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  737. [11:53] CCP: ((Ugh. Just accidentally opened 20 pesterchums.))
  738. [11:53] CPP: [Command terminated.]
  739. [11:53] CUC: Well, I think we'll need to repair a disc now.
  740. [11:53] CUA: Welp, CP, can't wait to meet the newest madman to join the ranks.
  741. [11:53] CCP: ((Does anyone have a log of the cutscene? ))
  742. [11:54] CUC: I have just the thing to do so, too.
  743. [11:54] CAT: As a dead person, I am thrilled by this 100%.
  744. [11:54] CCP: ((The ban prevented me from seeing it.))
  745. [11:54] CPP: [Create MINDSCAPE-sanctioned splinter of Project Binary A.I. V 0.1.0?] [Y] [N]
  746. [11:54] CAT: Y.
  747. [11:54] CTG: Y
  748. [11:54] CCA: > Y
  749. [11:54] CCP: Y
  750. [11:54] CUA: Also, thanks for speeding up the TimeCrash, that was REALLY helpful. I won't murder you in your sleep for potentially ending all of existence for that later.
  751. [11:54] CUA: >Y
  752. [11:54] CPP: [Processing...]
  753. [11:54] CTC: Y
  754. [11:54] CPP: [Processing...]
  755. [11:54] CPP: [Processing...]
  756. [11:54] CPP: [Creata. Activate THE PINK TERMINAL?]
  757. [11:55] CUC: >Y.
  758. [11:55] CAT: Y.
  759. [11:55] CTG: Y
  760. [11:55] CCP: Y.
  761. [11:55] CUA: >Y
  762. [11:55] CPP: [Activating...]
  763. [11:55] CTG: y not?
  764. [11:55] CPP: [Activating...]
  765. [11:55] CPP: [Activating...]
  766. [11:55] CUA: Probect Pinary...
  767. [11:55] CTC ceased responding to memo.
  768. [11:55] CPP: [Activation complete. New A.I. unlocked! Ownership of THE PINK TERMINAL has been passed onto transcribedGuardian.]
  769. [11:55] CPP: [It is as they say...]
  770. [11:55] CPP: [Chaos.]
  771. [11:55] CUA: Welcome to our ragtag bunch of misfits.
  772. [11:55] CUC: Now.
  773. [11:56] CUC: I shall craft the Pink Terminal.
  774. [11:56] CTG: ok so what the fuck just happened
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