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        {
            "ICE BEAM: ACQUIRED",
            "No puns, please. It'd set a chilling precedent.",
            "Keeps your beer cold or your money back.",
            "Thermodynamics is confused.",
            "Also freezes gravity.",
            "How do I set it to slush mode again?",
            "A perfect complement to your cold, cold heart.",
            "Great for arguments, too.",  // *heated* arguments
            "Hey, don't lose your cool now.",
            "When Hell freezes over? Is that a challenge?",
        },